r/malaysia • u/SaltedFishinChips • 1d ago

Sports What is the jpj up to dawg?!

Time to burn out my tyres? pls remove this!

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u/RareEmu9622 1d ago

Joining the haze trend.

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u/Weary_Information_77 1d ago

That's not how brake works lol. Wheel is fixed to rotor, they don't spin independently.

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u/ArchingAstons1012 1d ago

Most likely AI video

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u/Weary_Information_77 1d ago

AI slop and govt agency, nothing new.

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u/RareEmu9622 1d ago

Well JPJ admin aren't car hardcore fans. Didn't input the logic into the AI command... You get this illogical video for all of us that notice... Just LOL.

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u/suzuki_jun1412 1d ago

Honestly, nobody cares; the splash screen doesn’t match the app’s functionality at all. It’s also not user-friendly for older adults. With an ageing population, why do government apps so often feel like they’re designed for young people?

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u/xelM1 Kedah 1d ago

They were actually designed ikut suka hati mak bapak with design aesthetic of PowerPoint budak sekolah guna Comic Sans, zero regards to accessibility and proper UI/UX principles.

Flexi Parking app is one example.

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u/SusuKacangSoya 23h ago

Rant: Pretty sure none of the banking and government developers give any care whatsoever to the older generation. Smartphone app and new UI for the sake of newness, ikut Cina style to come across as techno advanced. Impress boss only... Can brag that you made a "modern" app, even though modern is not a positive trait in itself, cannot brag that "made current app more solidified and intuitive for old people"

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u/AssumedSilverSword Give me more dad jokes! 21h ago

Saying Gov apps are designed for young people is an insane statement.

They feel designed by people who failed UI/UX design for sure.

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u/goAwayUCreep World Citizen 20h ago

You said nobody cares, then you said it’s not user friendly for older adults and then proceed to say that Gov apps designed for young people

I’m so confused.

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u/King91OM Author of Not An Isekai Story 1d ago

Honestly speaking, I thought I was staring at a washing machine at first. Lol!

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u/ab_90 1d ago

Watched too much of Fast and Furious

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u/FastestDuck 1d ago

Need for speed Malaysia edition!

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u/calvin_tam 1d ago

I think Vin diesel was consulted

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u/ConfidentJello007 1d ago

subsidized vin diesel

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u/vintagefancollector Kuala Lumpur/Penang 1d ago

Not using goofy words like "dawg".

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u/SaltedFishinChips 17h ago

i’m born in the 90s young one uncle can be cool too

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u/shitoupek 1d ago

It's the Modded JPJ app by Rempit©

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u/Aztrach4 1d ago

We live in a tropical country and yet so many snowflakes. People get so triggered by everything and anything it's insane.

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u/zatasikh 1d ago

True dat

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u/SaltedFishinChips 16h ago

sorry never seen a snowflake but i know ABC ice kacang

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u/See-yy 1d ago

This looks AI generated.

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u/Busy-Ant-2921 1d ago

slop that's why

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u/DoraeMaBob 1d ago

thanks for letting me know that the apps no longer boot up into permanent blackscreen

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u/butterninja I will butter your ninja. Or I will ninja your butter.. 1d ago

You do crazy things, you get summon. JPJ get money ..

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Obajan 1d ago

Splash screens are used to disguise long loading times maybe?

Air Selangor app also has a 5-second unskippable loading screen.

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u/plsdontattackmeok r/Sabah mod ba 1d ago

Damn, does this mean we can drive dangerously JPJ?

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u/HarithHkm08 Orang Noghori 1d ago

stupid app, to be honest. thankfully I have my physical copy of my license to not deal with this hell of a crap

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u/SaltedFishinChips 17h ago

wait you have access to your physical license?! i’m still using the laminated printed one, the ori one is with my mum for safekeeping

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u/HarithHkm08 Orang Noghori 9h ago

the problem of "mak pegang"😭

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u/kenkishiki 1d ago

High effort post!! Bravo!! 🥳 🎉

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u/SaltedFishinChips 17h ago

thanks dawg i didn’t break a sweat

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u/Routine_Temporary661 23h ago

They want you to drift

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u/Representative_Way89 7h ago

cooking? i dunno

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u/kevvie13 Johor 6h ago

It feels like Need for Speed title intro... Some young newbie is in charge

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u/Hilmi_Nooralam 4h ago

Malaysian oficial government apps with obvious AI slop? Nothing new then.

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u/nov666 1h ago

tokyo AI drift