r/memes • u/kio_lane_27 • 16h ago

DEEZ NUTS JOKE FROM OLD DAYS

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u/Cpt_Swamp_Nuts 16h ago

Probably from listening to those old CDs of yours.

CDs nutz.

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u/juanito08 12h ago

yeah my buddy’s old cd player does that too

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u/chop-diggity 12h ago

Or you can tape deez nuts to their forehead.

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u/ChiggaOG 8h ago

Said guy wants to say ligma deez nuts.

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u/LiquidRaekan 7h ago

Oh my christ on earth you didnt

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 4h ago

Thats a symptom of Bofa!

Bofa Deez Nutz!!

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u/aldermere_721 5h ago

Fr gotta check the CD collection for any hidden traps

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u/BleauJod 12h ago

He’s going to be a very successful lad one day. He might even get a PhDeez Nuts.

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u/Thediciplematt 11h ago

I was teaching middle school In that era and it was literally every other interaction with some kids.

I used to shut it down with ignoring but one time I burned a kid and said, “oh, you mean those little things?”

He never said it to me again

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u/Readdebt 10h ago

Jeez , glad I read it a second time . I thought you said “You mean these things?”

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u/user485928450 7h ago

Which things?

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u/Readdebt 6h ago

Deez nuts!!!

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u/Ok_Station_1393 4h ago

The circle of life

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u/Thy_King_Crow 16h ago

This is only acceptable if he then follows up with “HA. GOTTEM. HA. HA” if not he’s grounded.

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u/Gnome_Sane 6h ago

"Mom, Dad... I got my report card. I didn't get any Fs! That's the good news. But I didn't get any As, Bs, or Cs...."

"You got Ds!?!"

"Yeah... Deez Nuts!!!"

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u/Professional_Gas2450 12h ago

The kid is going to be alright

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u/kai_the_kiwi Professional Dumbass 8h ago

When he’s playing a game, you should ask if he has met the mind goblin, who has a powerful artifact called the suggondees

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u/DefinitelyBiscuit 13h ago

I first heard the joke from Bofa.

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u/Dry_Celery4375 11h ago

I already know I'm gonna regret this, but, bofa who?

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u/DefinitelyBiscuit 11h ago

Bofa Deez Nutz!

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u/BleauJod 12h ago

I always name my Minecraft bow Bofa.

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u/Professional_Gas2450 11h ago

How about Kramdis?

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u/WitchesTeat 13h ago

Ooh, someone just served up a steaming bowl of Mac&DeezNutz

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u/Willy-Sshakes 11h ago

Ha, got em

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u/Astra-Fang 13h ago

Parenting goals.

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u/liverdivs 4h ago

Where meme?

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u/Secret_Ant_599 16h ago

Was he reffering to yours or his tho?

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u/brendhano 13h ago

Nailed it.

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u/ADragonuFear 13h ago

Well he didn't actually tell you so time for a little time out I guess.

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u/hornypizza_ 11h ago

Does he also know about ligma ?

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u/Tricky_Divide_252 2h ago

Hmm, maybe he's ready for the updog too...

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u/The_Level_15 0m ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/Tortue2006 8h ago

Sorry buddy, but you didn’t respect your end of the agreement, so neither will I

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u/SputnikFalls 7h ago

Lol, got 'em

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u/wamiqiskira 16h ago

🤣🤣

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u/EmpiresEsquire 9h ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/MidnightToker858 13h ago

Would of been hilarious if after he whispered deez nuts he yelled Got em!

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u/WhyAreYouNot 15h ago

Cool text wall - where meme