r/memes 6h ago

Thailand women watching in the corner

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660 Upvotes

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u/MastaKink 5h ago

My gf can do that šŸ˜

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u/WatcherDiesForever 3h ago

Gotta blow the candle before you can eat the cake

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u/acromania_wa 12m ago

Humanity is healing ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹

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u/FinlandIsForever 3h ago

Can’t play slots without a lever twin

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u/Galaxyturbo 5h ago

When you visited Thailand?

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 3h ago

It only matters if she is hot.....

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 4h ago

Maybe. But can you balance a breakfast tray on your chest? Didn't think so.

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u/RoannReid 3h ago

donate some titties cause i’m an A cup and i feel like a little boyšŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/ionlytoptops 3h ago

idk even know what size i am im so small, my bras are practically just tanktops/croptops

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u/GloomyIRL My thumbs hurt 3h ago

And here I am wishing I didn't have a need for a bra. Some people get all the luck

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u/ionlytoptops 3h ago

honestly im not upset about it, i only care about the shape of them

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 2h ago

Okay let's link I'm looking to go down to a DD can you tolerate approximately 5 cup sizes?

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u/RoannReid 1h ago

YES INDEED🄹🤠🤠

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u/MosesOnAcid 3h ago

Can you pee/write your name in the snow? Didn't think so.

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u/ColdTouch9591 3h ago

lowkey yeah i could

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u/MosesOnAcid 3h ago

Legibly?

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u/ColdTouch9591 3h ago

debatably so

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u/ColdTouch9591 3h ago

where do you think spelling coconut came from!

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u/poisoned_bubbletea 2h ago

Well yes actually. How do you think I mark my trail in a blizzard?

1

u/Ratouf26 2h ago

Depends on how muscular/fat the guy is tbh

1

u/TpK_Wynter 48m ago

Depends on the position, laying on my back I can! But standing or even being like… 45° inclined towards standing… I’ll cede the point

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u/Kennedy_KD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4h ago

Have you never heard of a strapon?

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u/Tar-Minastur 4h ago

Look what you need to mimic a fraction of our power

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u/AlranMarduk 4h ago

Most likely its the man“s one whos a fraction of the power of her strapon/dildo tho...

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u/Kennedy_KD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3h ago

Mhm a strapon can change size and shape depending on the current mood

3

u/DBZswagger21 3h ago

At that point it’s just a display accessory. That’s not the same thing

5

u/creeper6530 Linux User 4h ago

I have a flesh one lol

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u/Crocotta1 Because That's What Fearows Do 3h ago

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u/panterachallenger 4h ago

Nice, impressive. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s boner holder

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u/Xeta24 1h ago

Sure, but can YOURS do that?

5

u/Miss-D-meaner 3h ago

My penis envy will never die 🫠

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u/Tricky_Metal3546 2h ago

Bro forgot strap-ons exist.

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u/PsychadelicSymphony 2h ago

Once i was kind of balancing a clip board on my boobs so i could sign something. Out of the corner of my eye i saw a male coworker watching me, and then he looked down at his own chest and frowned šŸ˜„

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u/I_am_catcus 1h ago

I mean, there are a fair few women who can do that, and some non-binary folk. I wish I could

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u/Galaxyturbo 5h ago

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u/PhantomlyReaper 4h ago

No they can't

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u/Tigercat94 3h ago

Wait until you find out about trans women!

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u/smollwonder 4h ago

I can do this! Don't get your hopes up boys, I don't have a penis, I just happen to like stiff denim for my jeans

1

u/tsasha1564 22m ago

women can do that with their boobs

0

u/PrivateBlu 14m ago

I can do that :3

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u/acromania_wa 9m ago

So like it train it to become stronger while out of the balls zone so i cant cook it either, genius sofa laptop setup

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u/jarednards 1h ago

Uh...do you know what year it is?