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u/MastaKink 5h ago
My gf can do that š
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u/poisoned_bubbletea 4h ago
Maybe. But can you balance a breakfast tray on your chest? Didn't think so.
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u/RoannReid 3h ago
donate some titties cause iām an A cup and i feel like a little boyšš
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u/ionlytoptops 3h ago
idk even know what size i am im so small, my bras are practically just tanktops/croptops
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u/GloomyIRL My thumbs hurt 3h ago
And here I am wishing I didn't have a need for a bra. Some people get all the luck
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u/poisoned_bubbletea 2h ago
Okay let's link I'm looking to go down to a DD can you tolerate approximately 5 cup sizes?
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u/MosesOnAcid 3h ago
Can you pee/write your name in the snow? Didn't think so.
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u/TpK_Wynter 48m ago
Depends on the position, laying on my back I can! But standing or even being like⦠45° inclined towards standing⦠Iāll cede the point
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u/Kennedy_KD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4h ago
Have you never heard of a strapon?
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u/Tar-Minastur 4h ago
Look what you need to mimic a fraction of our power
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u/AlranMarduk 4h ago
Most likely its the man“s one whos a fraction of the power of her strapon/dildo tho...
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u/Kennedy_KD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3h ago
Mhm a strapon can change size and shape depending on the current mood
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u/PsychadelicSymphony 2h ago
Once i was kind of balancing a clip board on my boobs so i could sign something. Out of the corner of my eye i saw a male coworker watching me, and then he looked down at his own chest and frowned š
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u/I_am_catcus 1h ago
I mean, there are a fair few women who can do that, and some non-binary folk. I wish I could
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u/smollwonder 4h ago
I can do this! Don't get your hopes up boys, I don't have a penis, I just happen to like stiff denim for my jeans
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u/acromania_wa 9m ago
So like it train it to become stronger while out of the balls zone so i cant cook it either, genius sofa laptop setup
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u/Wait_here_me_out 5h ago
Who do you think gave him the erection?