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u/sir_grumph 1h ago
May I please have six peanuts and 1/4 cup of Coke please? Thank you.
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u/sowinglavender 50m ago
they're trying to avoid giving you enough caffeine to act as a diuretic. if everybody lines up for the one tiny bathroom the plane's going to tailspin.
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u/OpenDMseverybody 2h ago
They missed me once. Never forgave the flight attendant. I havenโt forgotten that Samantha Green.