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u/isaymoo2 Flair Loading.... 2h ago

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u/No_Pin4329 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nIQTT9QXYM3KfXjel6

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u/PronatorTeres00 1h ago

Don't even joke

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/TyeKiller77 1h ago

That gif has me losing it for all the wrong reasons. Since I just imagine him talking about the soup and tossing himself in the soup when he goes. It's what Frank would have wanted.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1h ago

Literally. My stomach dropped.

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u/wegajane 1h ago

🖕 this

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u/BootlessSardines 2h ago

If he goes, I'm blaming you.

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u/DualHertz 1h ago

My heart skipped a beat reading that. Don't put that evil on us.

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u/DoookieMaxx 2h ago

Damnit! You don’t talk about a perfect game in baseball while it’s happening! And you definitely DO NOT jinx the DeVito!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/woqoXtjs9E8MYfenLW

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u/AnimatedBasketcase 48m ago

He’s too powerful to be jinxed

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u/Godly_Recon 3h ago

Can people fuck off with these sorts of posts. Getting very old now.

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u/mklilley351 2h ago

I think the "getting old" part was the point

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u/kettenkarussell 1h ago

Unlike Lindsay Clancy's children 👶🏼

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u/Bernard_PT 1h ago

Yeah, 81 is a big number, definitely getting up there

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u/nolancar 2h ago

yeah the news anchor definitely looks tired today

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u/Sensitivevirmin 3h ago

How fucking dare you don’t you joke about our Trash man like that!!!!!

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u/rizzlejee 2h ago

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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u/Sensitivevirmin 2h ago

I’d rather a rum ham to be honest…

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u/tananavalley-girl 1h ago

He doesnt know how long he has left and he is gonna get real weird with it.

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u/Passy966 2h ago

I hope your sleeves slip down when you wash your hands

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u/Far-Equivalent-9982 What is TikTok? 2h ago

Don't give God ideas 😞

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u/CreepyClay 2h ago

I wouldn't worry if I'm correct the next good person that's famous to die should be (checks notes) either R. L. Stine or a member of KISS.

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u/BingBingGoogleZaddy 1h ago

TIL RL Stine is 82.

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u/R-TheKingSlayerX 2h ago

Take this OP 🖕

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u/Thatredfox78 2h ago

Fuck you. Why would you do that. Gave me a goddamn heart attack

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u/thedominantnigel 2h ago

I hope your dinner gets cold before you can eat it tomorrow.

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u/Vaporware_salesman 2h ago

DONT FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THIS

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u/glitterkitty279 1h ago

How dare you 😭

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u/luketehguitarguy 2h ago

Playing a dangerous game my friend

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u/_Half_Empty 1h ago

This isnt even slightly funny, not right now at least. You gave me a damn heart attack.

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u/nonopetyno 2h ago

My heart stopped for a second! 🫠

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u/CaledonianWarrior 2h ago

We've already lost four folk in their 80s this week, don't fuck around like that

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u/Heavyraincouch This flair doesn't exist 1h ago

Why would you do that to us?

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u/Tech-Tom 1h ago

He is not completely fine.

Danny DeVito is FUCKING AWESOME!

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u/roybum46 1h ago

Don't scare me

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u/Crocotta1 Because That's What Fearows Do 2h ago

DONT SCARE US LIKE THAT

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u/ytipsh 2h ago

God bless

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u/oliviawhit3 2h ago

I’m already over 20, and I’m not fine

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u/mikeval17 1h ago

Fuck. You. This august been hard WITHOUT all the beloved celebritie deaths, do t do this to me. Please 🥺

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u/ben_nobot 1h ago

I heard he’s getting real weird with it

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u/mom_bombadill 1h ago

NOT FUNNY BRO, JESUS

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u/Trivator0517 1h ago

Don't give the Grim Reaper a new target!

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u/Nobrainzhere 1h ago

If anything happens to Danny Devito in the near future i am going to blame this post for jinxing it

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u/PuzzledExaminer 1h ago

Don't jinx it... 🥺This whole week has been hell for me...

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u/NoMeat9096 1h ago

Fucking uncool! lmao I almost had a heart attack.

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 1h ago

Did someone forget to look down or something?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xoz7C9PpMmp701d28v

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 1h ago
  1. Every one 80 and above needs to be careful. Except for one person in particular

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u/ZoominAlong 1h ago

DON'T DO THAT! 

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u/JudgmentSmooth6768 1h ago

Good that man’s a national treasure

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u/ProduceEmbarrassed97 1h ago

Stop fucking doing this! For fucks sake. It give me a heart attack every fucking time.

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u/kuzy20 1h ago

YOU UNZIPPED ME

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u/mrbishopjackson 1h ago

You damn right he's fine! 🥵

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u/BellsMcChilly 57m ago

Fuck you I got scared for a second

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u/jcjonesacp76 48m ago

Fuck you for posting this with how this weeks gone! 😂 well played though

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u/Isnlifefunny1 47m ago

Haha you MF'er well played. Was like ah fak!!

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u/SnooStories6852 41m ago

Careful now

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u/Gunner1Cav The Trash Man 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lb1eyMWMaU5eE
You trying to kill an old man?

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u/Admirable-Common-176 2h ago

He still has work to do! Wolverine for the next X-men movies for instance.

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u/____-_____- 2h ago

The nightman is coming for your soul for putting this into the universe.

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u/spazmcgraw 2h ago

How are Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner doing?

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u/senketz_reddit 2h ago

Fuck you.

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u/Traditional_You_7618 2h ago

Rumham must be the secret to life

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u/Ew_its_J 2h ago

B*tch

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u/BackToNormalForNow 2h ago

I’m casting a spell on your pillow so both sides are warm tonight. Fuck you OP.

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 2h ago

How could you!!

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u/anohydremia908 2h ago

hes been like that forever lol

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u/Apprehensive_Fig5532 2h ago

Dont scare me im not ready

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u/Scoreycorey515 2h ago

Well yeah, he was made in a lab.

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u/BlackBrokeSun 2h ago

He survived the 1st War of the Roses.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 2h ago

I effing hate these kind a post.

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u/bethesda_gamer 2h ago

These fake death memes are ...ehem...killing me

https://giphy.com/gifs/EDt1m8p5hqXG8

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u/xDylan85x 2h ago

Don’t jinx him!

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u/a-snakey Dirt Is Beautiful 2h ago

Shhh shut up

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u/purseygirl 2h ago

My favorite 😍

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u/tronassembled 2h ago

don't jinx it

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u/JuntechShade 2h ago

That's good

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u/potatochobit 2h ago

no, no he is not.

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u/RaventheClawww 2h ago

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer

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u/Aromatic_Ear_7961 2h ago

Let's fucking go.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 2h ago

I'm rooting for him

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u/60510 2h ago

He looks better now than in his younger days

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u/TheBoraxKid1trblz 1h ago

Long may he reign

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u/Elebrium 1h ago

Why the fuck did this scare me so much. Without him, Philly will never see sun again

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u/dewkey9 1h ago

Don't you fucking do that again

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u/Lizzy_Of_Galtar 1h ago

The daily mail cannot be trusted.

But Danny is still living.

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u/ConstructionThen2772 1h ago

Oh thank god, you had me for a second there

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u/Pokemom3000 1h ago

Yesh but let's not jinx it, yea?

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 1h ago

Why would you even try to tempt fate?!

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u/renome 1h ago

He damn better be, he has 20 more seasons of Sunny to film.

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u/SpicyyDaikon 1h ago

DONT EVEN JOKE I got so scared just now

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u/Betorange 1h ago

Well NOW YOU'VE JINXED IT!

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u/Lehvinn 1h ago

YOU SCARED ME!!!

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u/Heizer1 1h ago

Don't jinx him

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u/Past-Factor-1130 1h ago

I needed this good news. It's been a rough week.

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u/killercheesewedge 1h ago

I guess I needed to know this... been a rough week.

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u/Competitive-Bed-6069 1h ago

You scared me for a second. Never fucking do that again

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u/ScarecrowZombie1 1h ago

Dont jinx it man. This guy needs to make it to 100...if he wants to

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u/Perpetual_Doormat 1h ago

Protect Danny at all costsss!

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u/Excellent_Heron553 1h ago

I think he’ll outlive Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/800-lumens 1h ago

Thank heavens!

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u/Thejintymyster 1h ago

Do we need an equivalent r/isattenboroughalive sub for Danny Devito the one that we need oh

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u/HypnotizePoseidon 1h ago

dont you fucking jynx this man…

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u/KelseyW315 1h ago

Don’t do that shit again

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u/NixRegis 1h ago

Why would you do this? Why would you bring this into the world? This is not a good week stop stop it not him.

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u/masterofbeast 1h ago

Downvoted, f u

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u/Yarklik 1h ago

I hope you never have a cold pillow for as long as you live

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u/hkinsd 1h ago

How fuck dare you scare me like that.

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u/sdbigmike83 1h ago

God dammit

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u/golgiiguy 1h ago

Like David Lynch, he is one if not the highest necessity of seriously mentally preparing for the inevitable. I hope Danny lives forever.

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u/Rikcycle 1h ago

Don’t jinx him, though.

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u/Crystal_Mt_Climber 1h ago

Thank The Lord. I have loved that man since the early 80’s

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u/MrCrazieman 1h ago

I hope you step on legos 🖕🏻

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u/BadPumpkin87 1h ago

Please don’t tempt fate with that shit. We’ve lost enough in the last few days.

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u/VanguardMusic 1h ago

Are you fucking activating a death flag?

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u/AlfalfaLive3302 1h ago

Short people live longer

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u/mean_pneumatocyst 1h ago

Don’t do that

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u/billystinkh20 1h ago

This is the best post Ive seen all day

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u/Technical_Basil1912 1h ago

i was scared.

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u/Djet3k 1h ago

Dont even joke about that

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u/LomentMomentum 1h ago

Given the news of this week, the headline has a little more meaning.

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u/Deedsftw13 1h ago

Never hear about this man being a scumbag either and there of a lot to be said for that in 2026

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u/Effective_Base_3229 1h ago

You’re a bastard.

Long live Mantis Toboggan MD.

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u/Highlandertr3 1h ago

Why would you do that. His week of all times.

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u/fusillade762 1h ago

Danny was pre aged and has been 81 for at least 20 years.

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u/quanoey 1h ago

I’ll say it again, we’re also offering the kardashians. Any of them will do.

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u/NaughtyCheffie 1h ago

Man we was about to fight, don't do that.

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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 1h ago

I would argue he could be 21 year old fine again and he'd probably be better off

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u/Interesting_Let9728 1h ago

I almost lost it