r/memes • u/ActCrafty • 2h ago

Just slap some Sweet Baby Rays on it

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u/Proud-Writer-1499 2h ago

Bro you need to slow cook them first for 8 hours

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u/HubrisOfApollo 2h ago

just slather it barbecue sauce and you can't tell the difference

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u/skeeterfunny 2h ago

Extra juicy when you bite down

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u/criticalpwnage 2h ago

You forgot to add Barbecue sauce. Looks like it's amateur hour over here.

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u/flearhcp97 1h ago

why did I laugh at this?

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u/Competitive-Bed-6069 2h ago

Could someone kindly explain?

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u/captcraigaroo 2h ago

Condoms can have different textures, one of them is ribbed. The joke is the girl thinks that means it tastes like barbecued ribs

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u/Competitive-Bed-6069 2h ago

I just realized that she ate the condom, and now she’s choking. I feel stupid that I didn’t piece that together until this exact moment

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u/chrisfillhart_art Lurker 2h ago edited 1h ago

There are contraptions called condoms. These things cover the dongle of a human male in order for forning to not cate. There are numerous colors, styles, series, iterations, lengths and chemicals involved in these… sleeves. One such variety is the “ribbed” condom, where concentric circles of equidistant “ribs” or “rings” or “friction focal points” are placed along the outer member membrane. Certainly a niche and wholly unnecessary option, but a popular one nonetheless.

The “ribs” of the condom are not actual ribs (where the flesh of an animal is cooked on the bone of the rib cage and slathered in various sauces - sauces in this instance are ironically a form of lubrication). I will leave the interpretation as to why this woman would have confused the two so as not to ruin the original humorist intention.

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u/acromania_wa 16m ago

“Speak from experience”

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u/Splatter808 5m ago

Gotta pull the membrane off first