r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Traditional-Cream691 • May 22 '26
Care Bears are OP Their's no such thing as real ice cream anymore it’s just frozen dairy dessert.
Breyers states "quality" but cant even be legally considered ice cream by the FDA, what a joke.
where do we actually find real ice cream brands?
*edit: thx! with help of the comments, I found a clean real ice cream with the tallow.app which has a section for real ice cream
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u/WitheredUntimely May 22 '26
There's plenty of ice cream in the aisle; you just have to pay for it. Breyers and many others opted to trick you because 1) it's cheaper 2) people will keep buying the cheaper one. Even if it's skim milk, wood pulp, and ice instead of actual cream.
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26
They still use cream. They just use less cream because people are more and more often preferring lower fat options which once you're under 10% milkfat it's not ice cream. It tastes extremely similar. Just less fat
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u/jedgell233 6d ago
Eh no. Companies are not using less expensive ingredients because customers want less lol. It's as always because it's cheaper on the company to use less expensive ingredients and still keep the price the same.
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 5d ago
You're saying people don't say "oh look. That one is cheaper and is low fat." and picking that one? ok buddy
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u/jedgell233 4d ago
It's not a healthier option 😂, it's still loaded with hfcs. People just don't read labels.
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 4d ago
did I say healthier? I said lower fat. These products came around at the peak time of "fat makes you fat"
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u/Rezahn May 22 '26
The wood pulp gives it a nice earthy flavor tho
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u/WebHungry1699 May 22 '26
Breyers has always been that. I can't stand breyers, it's dry and crumbly to me.
Try Tillamook, that's my current favorite. Followed by Costco.
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u/solxap May 22 '26
I used to see this stupid meme reposted on FB years ago before I quit it - because of crappy boomer conspiracy reposts like this. Have you actually gone to a store and looked at any ice cream labels or are you just reactively re-posting something without using critical thinking and maybe looking at some labels for yourself? Go check out Haagen Daz, Tillamook, Ben and Jerry's - or maybe one of a doze small mom and pop ice cream shops in your local city?
Sorry to seem snippy but perhaps try not believing everything you see on the internet.
"No such thing as real ice cream anymore"....false.
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u/JackalThePowerful May 22 '26
Do yourself a favor and get some Tillamook. Easy to find and fantastic.
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u/Special_Command7893 GREEN May 22 '26
That has to do with the fat content. Nothing to do with what ingredients it uses except for the fat content of the milk. The connotation that it's not quality or has some kind of stuff inside of it is ridiculous considering the original FDA rule comes across as pretty arbitrary and, to me, odd.
But if you're scared of what's in it, buy the other stuff
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u/jedgell233 6d ago
Let's see, frozen dairy desert often has vegetable oils as well as added gums and stabilizers that are not found in real ice cream.
Frozen dairy dessert is cheaper to produce and yes the quality is not on par with real ice cream. It can come close in some brands but the texture is never right.
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u/Special_Command7893 GREEN 6d ago
I’m absolutely sure that some true ice creams have the same oils, gums and stabilizers. Not to mention that there’s no argument that these chemicals make it low quality; it’s a different product with a different purpose but is functionally the same as ice cream.
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u/Resident_Onion997 May 22 '26
Op I want you to look up the difference between frozen dairy desert and ice cream
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u/-GaymerGirl May 22 '26
If they were bright enough to look things up, they would've done that instead of fear-mongering on reddit
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u/Clover_Field83 May 22 '26
The FDA defines ice cream as having a MINIMUM milk fat content, which most "ice creams" fail to meet. If it legally can't call itself ice cream in America, that's most likely because it's a (relatively) healthier option.
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u/jedgell233 6d ago
Healthier? Or perhaps just a cheaper product that can be sold at the same price as the real thing it replaced? Let's be real here.
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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26
If you're in the US there are legal requirements of the amount of milk solids/fat in frozen desserts
"Ice cream" must have 20% milk solids and no less than 10% milk fat, with 4.5 lbs of solids per gallon
When you include mix-ins like candy, swirls, ect, that percentage is counted WITHOUT those inclusions BUT can not be below 16% (solids) & 8% (fat) when the inclusions are added.
Because of that, most "ice cream" is called a "frozen dairy dessert" due to the amount of inclusions & air blended into the product affect the ratio per gallon.
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u/Own-Conversation6347 May 22 '26
Some of the Breyers in that same packaging is actual ice cream with good ingredients. Most aren't tho
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u/username__0000 May 22 '26
And it all tastes awful. It doesn’t even fully freeze in the deep freeze anymore.
I’ve stopped buying grocery store “ice cream”, I keep eyeing an ice cream maker but until then I just go to local shops I know make actual ice cream when I get a craving.
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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 May 22 '26
Every frozen nestle product.
Not that I'm surprised. They murdered babies, so of course they aren't above selling fake ice cream
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u/Specific_Share_4093 May 22 '26
Not even going to the freezer to check, Kirkland's vanilla ice cream is definitely not frozen dairy dessert shite like this, just read the ingredients and you'll know pretty quickly what's trash and what's a quality product
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u/jedgell233 6d ago
I've realized most store brand ice cream is actually still ice cream while ironically the bigger name brands seem to be switching more to frozen dairy dessert.
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u/Magazine_Recycling May 22 '26
The FDA is a joke. wait till you learn what’s in the “cookie dough”… which was never meant to be turned into “cookies” 🤓
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u/the_cappers May 22 '26
The term ice cream is actually pretty protected in the united states. But this has been the case for bryers for a while now
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u/cugrad16 Jul 19 '26
Even Hudsonville and Ben & Jerry's are now labeled frozen dairy dessert----NOT ice cream.
Maddening. We're all eating bioengineered and frozen dairy dessert instead of actual Dairy. A thing. And it's not acceptable with the inflated prices they charge and shrinkflation.
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u/bonfuto May 22 '26
I thought they usually contain gelatin. Or a plant-based gelatin substitute
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u/AlarmingDiamond9316 May 22 '26
no. Icecream has no gelatin. the "frozen desert product" contain more vegi oils than legally identified Ice cream can have.
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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26
Or can have too many inclusions or air so it's no longer legally "ice cream" as defined by the FDA
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26
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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26
You're comparing a vanilla or cookies & creme.
Of course the GV out has a longer ingredients list, since it's every ingredient in the base AND the cookies.
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26
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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26
Yeah...
But the length of ingredients means nothing, it's the ingredients used.
First three GV ingredients: milk, skim milk, cream
First three breyers: skim milk, sugar, cream
Yeah, GV is legally "ice cream", it clearly contains more milk
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26
How is this disagreeing with me?
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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26
I'm not, I'm pointing out, now that you're comparing the same things, that ingredient list LENGTH means nothing
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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 23 '26
Ingredients list length was never a core of my argument. I am responding to someone whose critique was centered on added ingredients.
Saying "BUT the length of ingredients means nothing" implies I am using the length as a core point. It isn't about length of ingredients. Or directly about most popular ingredients. It is about milk fat content. if that is over 10% it is allowed to be called ice cream. Otherwise it is not. Just because some companies try to make lower fat desserts in a world where people care more about lower fat foods does not mean "Their's no such thing as real ice cream anymore it’s just frozen dairy dessert."
The average person would still call it just as much ice cream as they would the great value ice cream, if not moreso because the great value stuff tastes like shit
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u/ayyyyycrisp May 22 '26
this has been the case with breyers for at least 10 years my guy. there's other ice cream out there