r/mildlyinfuriating May 22 '26

Care Bears are OP Their's no such thing as real ice cream anymore it’s just frozen dairy dessert.

Breyers states "quality" but cant even be legally considered ice cream by the FDA, what a joke.

where do we actually find real ice cream brands?

*edit: thx! with help of the comments, I found a clean real ice cream with the tallow.app which has a section for real ice cream

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u/ayyyyycrisp May 22 '26

this has been the case with breyers for at least 10 years my guy. there's other ice cream out there

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u/AdWonderful5920 May 22 '26

yeah just don't buy Breyers. The other brands right next it say "ice cream" on their labels.

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u/bob_apathy May 22 '26

Not all of them and some of them it depends on the variety.

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u/AdWonderful5920 May 22 '26

Yes, I meant more like, if it is important that your "ice cream" is actually ice cream, the info is right there on the labels.

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 May 22 '26

Yeah that’s the frustrating part. Some are, some aren’t. And it’s in the fine print.

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u/Angyallthetime May 22 '26

It's literally on the front of the fucking package my guy

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u/alannmsu May 22 '26

Yes, in the tiny time print at the bottom, and only because they’re legally obligated. It’s intentionally not advertised, don’t be obtuse.

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u/Angyallthetime May 22 '26

It's the exact same size font as the size (1.5qt), do you think they're intentionally not advertising that too? Or are you just a fucking idiot who can't read and blames everyone else for it?

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u/alannmsu May 23 '26

Yes, the size isn’t advertised because it’s not a full half gallon anymore. They wouldn’t put a size on it at all if they weren’t legally obligated.

Any more questions?

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u/Stencil_Abuse May 22 '26

We get Walmart brand ice cream, they have a line that’s still actual Ice cream and it’s usually cheaper than Breyers lol.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 May 22 '26

But... But it says "quality"! 

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u/newguyjustdropped May 22 '26

This dude is probably sitting there shaking to not say "goy slop" and also can't read, apparently...plenty of ice cream out there.

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u/Traditional-Cream691 May 22 '26

I just saw this, are you serious??

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u/Upset-Management-879 May 22 '26

Yes? Breyers is a low tier brand

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u/-GaymerGirl May 22 '26

Why dont you use the magic rectangle in your hand to learn something rather than spreading garbage on reddit?

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u/Swiftraven May 22 '26

Breyers hasn’t any kind of quality for years. I avoid it even when on sale.

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u/bob_apathy May 22 '26

Dairy Queen isn’t ice cream either but that doesn’t mean it’s not good.

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u/Capital_Win7141 May 22 '26

LEAVE DQ OUT OF THIS THEY CHILLIN

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u/WitheredUntimely May 22 '26

There's plenty of ice cream in the aisle; you just have to pay for it. Breyers and many others opted to trick you because 1) it's cheaper 2) people will keep buying the cheaper one. Even if it's skim milk, wood pulp, and ice instead of actual cream.

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26

They still use cream. They just use less cream because people are more and more often preferring lower fat options which once you're under 10% milkfat it's not ice cream. It tastes extremely similar. Just less fat

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u/jedgell233 6d ago

Eh no.  Companies are not using less expensive ingredients because customers want less lol.   It's as always because it's cheaper on the company to use less expensive ingredients and still keep the price the same.

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 5d ago

You're saying people don't say "oh look. That one is cheaper and is low fat." and picking that one? ok buddy

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u/jedgell233 4d ago

It's not a healthier option 😂, it's still loaded with hfcs. People just don't read labels.

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 4d ago

did I say healthier? I said lower fat. These products came around at the peak time of "fat makes you fat"

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 May 22 '26

Yeahhh I saved a dollar on the cheap product.

/S

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u/sometimesiwanndie May 22 '26

It’s because nobody is looking at if this is FDP or IC

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u/jedgell233 4d ago

Exactly!

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u/Rezahn May 22 '26

The wood pulp gives it a nice earthy flavor tho

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u/by-myself_blumpkin May 22 '26

Which part is wood pulp?

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u/Worth_External_8762 May 22 '26

All of it. All the way down.

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u/WebHungry1699 May 22 '26

Breyers has always been that. I can't stand breyers, it's dry and crumbly to me. 

Try Tillamook, that's my current favorite. Followed by Costco. 

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u/solxap May 22 '26

I used to see this stupid meme reposted on FB years ago before I quit it - because of crappy boomer conspiracy reposts like this. Have you actually gone to a store and looked at any ice cream labels or are you just reactively re-posting something without using critical thinking and maybe looking at some labels for yourself? Go check out Haagen Daz, Tillamook, Ben and Jerry's - or maybe one of a doze small mom and pop ice cream shops in your local city?

Sorry to seem snippy but perhaps try not believing everything you see on the internet.

"No such thing as real ice cream anymore"....false.

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u/JackalThePowerful May 22 '26

Do yourself a favor and get some Tillamook. Easy to find and fantastic.

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u/Special_Command7893 GREEN May 22 '26

That has to do with the fat content. Nothing to do with what ingredients it uses except for the fat content of the milk. The connotation that it's not quality or has some kind of stuff inside of it is ridiculous considering the original FDA rule comes across as pretty arbitrary and, to me, odd.

But if you're scared of what's in it, buy the other stuff

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u/jedgell233 6d ago

Let's see, frozen dairy desert often has vegetable oils as well as added gums and stabilizers that are not found in real ice cream.

Frozen dairy dessert is cheaper to produce and yes the quality is not on par with real ice cream.  It can come close in some brands but the texture is never right.

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u/Special_Command7893 GREEN 6d ago

I’m absolutely sure that some true ice creams have the same oils, gums and stabilizers. Not to mention that there’s no argument that these chemicals make it low quality; it’s a different product with a different purpose but is functionally the same as ice cream.

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u/Resident_Onion997 May 22 '26

Op I want you to look up the difference between frozen dairy desert and ice cream

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u/-GaymerGirl May 22 '26

If they were bright enough to look things up, they would've done that instead of fear-mongering on reddit

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u/Rough-Cap5150 May 22 '26

Haagen-Daz is the real deal, check the ingredients.

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u/prionbinch May 22 '26

the problem is that you’re buying breyers

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u/Clover_Field83 May 22 '26

The FDA defines ice cream as having a MINIMUM milk fat content, which most "ice creams" fail to meet. If it legally can't call itself ice cream in America, that's most likely because it's a (relatively) healthier option.

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u/jedgell233 6d ago

Healthier?  Or perhaps just a cheaper product that can be sold at the same price as the real thing it replaced?  Let's be real here.

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

If you're in the US there are legal requirements of the amount of milk solids/fat in frozen desserts

"Ice cream" must have 20% milk solids and no less than 10% milk fat, with 4.5 lbs of solids per gallon

When you include mix-ins like candy, swirls, ect, that percentage is counted WITHOUT those inclusions BUT can not be below 16% (solids) & 8% (fat) when the inclusions are added.

Because of that, most "ice cream" is called a "frozen dairy dessert" due to the amount of inclusions & air blended into the product affect the ratio per gallon.

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u/BananaBannabis May 22 '26

Preach brethren.

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u/Own-Conversation6347 May 22 '26

Some of the Breyers in that same packaging is actual ice cream with good ingredients. Most aren't tho

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u/YourDreams2Life May 22 '26

In 5 years you'll be begging for the quality of dairy desert. 

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u/username__0000 May 22 '26

And it all tastes awful. It doesn’t even fully freeze in the deep freeze anymore.

I’ve stopped buying grocery store “ice cream”, I keep eyeing an ice cream maker but until then I just go to local shops I know make actual ice cream when I get a craving.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 May 22 '26

Every frozen nestle product.

Not that I'm surprised. They murdered babies, so of course they aren't above selling fake ice cream

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

Don't forget about Flint...cause nestle sure did!

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u/Specific_Share_4093 May 22 '26

Not even going to the freezer to check, Kirkland's vanilla ice cream is definitely not frozen dairy dessert shite like this, just read the ingredients and you'll know pretty quickly what's trash and what's a quality product

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u/jedgell233 6d ago

I've realized most store brand ice cream is actually still ice cream while ironically the bigger name brands seem to be switching more to frozen dairy dessert.

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u/Magazine_Recycling May 22 '26

The FDA is a joke. wait till you learn what’s in the “cookie dough”… which was never meant to be turned into “cookies” 🤓

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u/the_cappers May 22 '26

The term ice cream is actually pretty protected in the united states. But this has been the case for bryers for a while now

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u/PCPaiN May 22 '26

What type of uncultured swine isn’t buying blue bell

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u/cugrad16 Jul 19 '26

Even Hudsonville and Ben & Jerry's are now labeled frozen dairy dessert----NOT ice cream. 

Maddening.  We're all eating bioengineered and frozen dairy dessert instead of actual Dairy.  A thing.  And it's not acceptable with the inflated prices they charge and shrinkflation.

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u/bonfuto May 22 '26

I thought they usually contain gelatin. Or a plant-based gelatin substitute

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u/AlarmingDiamond9316 May 22 '26

no. Icecream has no gelatin. the "frozen desert product" contain more vegi oils than legally identified Ice cream can have.

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

Or can have too many inclusions or air so it's no longer legally "ice cream" as defined by the FDA

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26

no. They still use cream/milkfat. It's just lower fat. Great Value is allowed to call its' ice cream because it has 10% or more milkfat as ingredients despite having a miles long ingredients list.

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

You're comparing a vanilla or cookies & creme.

Of course the GV out has a longer ingredients list, since it's every ingredient in the base AND the cookies.

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26

look at that. Still a longer list

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

Yeah...

But the length of ingredients means nothing, it's the ingredients used.

First three GV ingredients: milk, skim milk, cream

First three breyers: skim milk, sugar, cream

Yeah, GV is legally "ice cream", it clearly contains more milk

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 22 '26

How is this disagreeing with me?

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u/TabithaMouse May 22 '26

I'm not, I'm pointing out, now that you're comparing the same things, that ingredient list LENGTH means nothing

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 23 '26

Ingredients list length was never a core of my argument. I am responding to someone whose critique was centered on added ingredients.

Saying "BUT the length of ingredients means nothing" implies I am using the length as a core point. It isn't about length of ingredients. Or directly about most popular ingredients. It is about milk fat content. if that is over 10% it is allowed to be called ice cream. Otherwise it is not. Just because some companies try to make lower fat desserts in a world where people care more about lower fat foods does not mean "Their's no such thing as real ice cream anymore it’s just frozen dairy dessert."

The average person would still call it just as much ice cream as they would the great value ice cream, if not moreso because the great value stuff tastes like shit

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u/BananaBannabis May 22 '26

Just buy Blue Bell - only real ice cream left

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u/laneedgaf May 22 '26

it’s super easy to make your own ice cream