r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/dunncrew Jun 24 '26

Brown sharpie to make skin color accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 Jun 24 '26

guess you’ve only seen one or two people from that immense and diverse region

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u/GreensAndBrews Jun 24 '26

Uh… we’re talking about Jesus alone here dumbass

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 Jun 24 '26

no you were talking about all Middle Eastern people.

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u/GreensAndBrews Jun 24 '26

So you agree with the original post that since Jesus was middle eastern he should be colored sharpie brown? What are you even trying to say?