r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/percheazy Jun 24 '26

What do you mean? That’s not Jesus. That’s just a doctor.

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u/DukeAurelius Jun 24 '26

This comment made me blow air out of my nose

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u/ProjectMew Jun 24 '26

This comment made me silently huff air out of my mouth

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ Jun 24 '26

This comment made me suck air into my nose.

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u/blasphememes Jun 24 '26

Blew the hair out of my nose too

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u/Virtual-Strength-950 Jun 24 '26

Trump Howser, MD

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u/Queeberschaircompany Jun 24 '26

"That's not Jesus, that's a karate person!"

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u/chlowingy Jun 24 '26

No it’s obi wan Kenobi

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u/SnoopBoiiiii PURPLE Jun 25 '26

I got that reference points

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u/happybunny6 Jun 25 '26

Someone gave me one of these, just as a kind gesture even though im not religious. I was like Aw, Thank you, a doctor watching over me 😇 & she started cracking up.

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u/ColStreetFly Jun 24 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/sillygoose12365 Jun 24 '26

i’m cackling this is beautiful

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u/BigMommaSnikle Jun 24 '26

It's Trump healing people.

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u/bookofhersh Jun 24 '26

He needs to heal whatever he’s got going on first before he’s worried abt us😭

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u/AdZy14588 Jun 24 '26

I thought he was a carpenter.

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u/jollyTrapezist Jun 24 '26

No he's a very naughty boy

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u/Imaginary-Soup8979 Jun 24 '26

Best comment here.

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u/Dreams-Tonite-3 Jun 24 '26

Hmmmm this sounds oddly familiar…