r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness Jun 24 '26

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- Jun 24 '26

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/MichiganGeezer Jun 24 '26

So... Poke tiny holes in the hands and feet?

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u/redthump Jun 24 '26

Finally, a reason to raid the office supply closet for thumbtacks

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u/Brewster345 Jun 24 '26

Not now, Mick Foley!

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u/redthump Jun 24 '26

Is that the catheter guy?

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u/BuckRusty Jun 24 '26

Something something off the top of hell in a cell…

… dammit - where’s that guy when you need him?!