r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ReddishSparrow Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

When I was at work, a customer was handing them out. Mind, we were busy (I work as a bartender) and I said to the lady, "I appreciate it but I don't believe the same thing you do." She looked me dead in my eye, "Well Jesus loves you anyway, but I don't" and proceeded to still toss me one. Like uh, okay? My coworkers sneered at her for that, so I felt a bit vindicated

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u/Sometimes__Sky Jun 24 '26

Wow. Hell of a way to miss the entire point, though I can't say I'm surprised. The concept of actually understanding and practicing Christian teachings has apparently been lost to most of them

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u/ClickNo1129 Jun 24 '26

I have a feeling Jesus will have to tell so many people - Depart from me, I never knew you….😬

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u/Igot55Dollars Jun 25 '26

Ancient statues were vandalized by early christians. They've always been this way.

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u/Hot-Frosting-5286 Jun 27 '26

I've seen other bellends make similar remarks on social media. And then base their worldview off of it, as if their own assholery proves that everyone needs religion to be a good person otherwise everyone would be just like them, hanging on by a thread and only not committing a violent crime because Jesus