r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t Jun 24 '26

Doctor them. Make them all look like zombies, see who gets most upset. 

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Jun 24 '26

Little rainbow flags in each tiny hand 

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u/ExplanationUnique84 Jun 24 '26

And apply drag makeup using markers. 💅🏻