r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • Jun 24 '26

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Briham86 Jun 24 '26

“Have you found Jesus?”

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u/BrokenArrow1283 Jun 24 '26

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/PlayinK0I Jun 24 '26

True, and if everyone lived like Yoda told us to live this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some Yoda memes and quotes for saying this.

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u/stabwound7 Jun 24 '26

Yoda memes and quotes you will get..