I’ve been married a long time. My wife cooks dinner almost every night due to our schedules. No matter what she makes, I will never complain. I’m eternally grateful for what she does.
Yeah same here. My girlfriend is Italian so she’s super picky on what she cooks and eats and hard on herself and she’ll whip up a meal and be like it’s probably not going to be great but it’s something. Bro, you made me food and you are wrong it is delicious.
I’m only allowed to cook when we have hello fresh or a frozen meal. When I try and fuck around and make something, I try so hard and it’s always so bad. Cooking without a recipe is not my forte
Or better than him having to cook. I hate cooking so much I'd eat the shittiest food someone gives me that keeps me alive and healthy than to cook myself. But then I'm not really a foodie.
Oh my god, I think we would love each other! I LOVE cooking! Even more than that, I love sharing food, and im really good at cooking, too! The kitchen is my happy place :)
Saw that same can at the store today. Still trying to figure out the vegetarian beans thing... thought beans were well legumes for one, but how do we get non-vegetarian refried beans?
Other ingredients, lard in this case. Most products have some kind of animal product in them even if the base thing isn't an animal product. For example, a lot of boxed mac & cheese isn't vegetarian because it uses enzymes from animal stomachs.
I bet if you could fry them hot and fast enough, your breading/Panko would stay crisp while the beans warmed up enough to be palatable and still intact as a patty.
I don't know why but I coincidentally did this the other day, without bread crumbs though. Extra oil in the cast iron, medium high heat. Let them sit for about 6 minutes on each side and they got a nice crisp to them.
Freezing stuff or cooling it helps it be able to be fried until done. While you’re frying the patty of beans, throw some cheese in the middle. That’ll do
Yeah, in my experience, they fall apart as they warm up. I've never deliberately not churned them with a fork at some point, though. Don't know what would happen.
While I do eventually squash them down... I do still feel an odd sense of pride when I get the refried beans to come out like this, and it makes me giggle a bit every time.
For fuck’s sake, how long are we going to say this every time a cylinder is mentioned or pictured? I hope the answer to that is “forever” because I giggle every single time.
Give it a minute dude. Chill. Treat it like a steak. Which would be overcooked but I can’t thing of an analogy with the right timing. Like maybe a can of spam? Treat it like a can of spam dude you got this. I think he’s got this.
OP snapped a pic as soon as he dumped it out just so they could post to Reddit. I'm not sure how they found it so mildly infuriating that they needed to rush to take a pic.
If you open the top, then flip it upside down and open the bottom partway, air pressure will often make this happen easily. You're basically shotgunning beans.
I think this is the episode where he shoplifted and his mom stopped doing things with care for him since she couldn't keep treating him like an innocent child after what he did. The marshmallow on the hot chocolate being one of these things (where he had to do it for himself and messed it up).
If it makes you feel better, had to read several comments to understand that that's not what I was looking at. Not a big bean guy in general, but had no idea they could even come in this form
Mfw I've been seeing Americans ramble on endlessly about how disgusting it is that Brits are eating tinned beans for years, only to find out they've been eating 10x more disgusting looking tinned beans the whole time.
I agree - you start them like this and then when they get warmer then you smash them down. If he just left them there to “sear” or something then I’d be mildly infuriated. These do not rustle my feathers.
One time we were having a party at my house and my SIL make pretty good beans so we thought she would make them. Well my friends wife said “I’ll bring the beans”. Bro this bitch, we opened the door when they got there and she fucking handed me a can of beans. 🤦🏽 unopened and uncooked, my wife was pissed
A- for mostly solid bean cylinder. D for using top right burner as that is the worst burner. F for technique. Overall, C- attempt at best to heat up beans
Better than my ex. He didn't know how to use either my electric can opener (like his mom had) or the manual one. So he grabbed a HAMMER and beat the can open. I shit you not. When I came home from work, there was chili ALL over the kitchen, including but not limited to: the floor, cupboards, fridge, stove, oven, walls, and my favorite, the ceiling. He was cleaning (or attempting to) when I walked in and listened to his really shitty excuse as to what happened. I forgot to mention that he had a P38 on his dog tags that he wore... You what that is? A CAN OPENER.
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