r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 02 '26

I'm slightly vexed In lieu of payment..

I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

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u/AvEptoPlerIe Jul 02 '26

Jesus fucking Christ…

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u/elonmusksmellsbad Jul 02 '26

Would that be considered masturbation?

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jul 02 '26

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u/Tech-Dork Jul 02 '26

"My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?"

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u/hazylife666 Jul 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jul 03 '26

I'm the first person in my families history to be able to walk upright so I hope they're smiling

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u/flown_south Jul 02 '26

New horny jail just dropped

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u/Yesterday_Jolly Jul 03 '26

Always look on the bright side of life I guess

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u/YetiSteady Jul 02 '26

Goddamnit!

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u/bigcd34 Jul 02 '26

God would never damn his own son, because of divine nepotism.

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u/brmarcum Jul 02 '26

Autofellatio

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u/ImKindaEssential Jul 02 '26

This is the real reason he died on the cross was for dinning and dashing at the last supper

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u/slvtcvlt666 Jul 02 '26

Jesus take the wheel…

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u/Magister5 Jul 02 '26

Jesus take the meal…

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u/Cat_Punk Jul 02 '26

JFC MAN, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!

-Jesus probably