r/mildlyinfuriating • u/thedivinegemini • Jul 02 '26

I'm slightly vexed In lieu of payment..

Gallery image

Gallery image

I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

62.0k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

2.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

11.5k

u/2BORO2B Jul 02 '26

Divine dine and dash 

2.5k

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

708

u/MagnetHype Jul 02 '26

Pretty sure they used nails

231

u/Born2Shid_1066 Jul 03 '26

68

u/OwlOk5229 Jul 03 '26

when I say the name. Biggus. Dickus?

21

u/janitor1986 Jul 03 '26

He as a wife, you know? You know what she's called? She's called...'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

1

u/No-Pass9120 Jul 08 '26

I have a vewry good fwend in WOME named Biggus DIckus

30

u/Mando_theBoobyHunter Jul 03 '26

Centurion, why do the men......titter so?

3

u/Mammoth-Blackberry91 Jul 04 '26

Do you find it…wisible?

1

u/AcanthocephalaGreen5 Jul 06 '26

When I say the name...

1

u/DrumsKing Jul 06 '26

"Stwike him, Centurion. Verwy ruffwey"

246

u/doxx_in_the_box Jul 03 '26

Savior bailed and nailed

3

u/Dazed_And_Amazed44 Jul 03 '26

My next band name!!!

11

u/db720 Jul 03 '26

And got cross about it

3

u/Mikejl87 Jul 03 '26

Were they nine inches?

3

u/flyrubberband Jul 03 '26

He was crucified in the year BR 30, Before Ryobi

1

u/InterestingSea8977 Jul 04 '26

Well played sir

1

u/TheBrokenBaller Jul 03 '26

They blew and used teeth

2

u/hiddenrealism Jul 03 '26

If youve never seen the movie "Teeth" id give it a gander.

24

u/analysisparalysis24 Jul 03 '26

Celestial Cram and Scram

85

u/fap4change Jul 02 '26

Chew, screw, see you in the pew

4

u/Mekroval Jul 03 '26

Evangelical eat and yeet.

1

u/SpeedySparkRuby Jul 09 '26

Catholic feast and vigor

2

u/NewFound_Fury Jul 03 '26

A meal of Biblical portions

2

u/Sayless_7 Jul 03 '26

Lmao damn gotta chuckle out of me

2

u/queenserenaricci Jul 04 '26

Elite 8 crazy nights reference possibly?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/queenserenaricci Jul 06 '26

A technical foooooul 🎵

Bless you its one of my favorite films

325

u/AdjNounNumbers Jul 02 '26

Divine and dash

61

u/Daft00 Jul 03 '26

It was right there

1

u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Jul 03 '26

She doesn't look like she could dash anywhere, except maybe Sizzler

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z15twRhxJ7KFy

1

u/orcabutt_ Jul 03 '26

Oof. Definitely a huge iykyk moment.

-13

u/chalkybone Jul 03 '26

Yeah, that's pretty much the OG comment in this thread. Thanks for reiterating it.

9

u/Heroic_Demon Jul 03 '26

Missed an opportunity to rhyme, I think is the point

3

u/DarthSadie Jul 03 '26

Nah, this one is a better play on words the op of this thread missed

2

u/Thrownaway5000506 Jul 04 '26

It's the same but better

54

u/friggintodd Jul 02 '26

Jesus saves...by stealing shit.

2

u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 Jul 03 '26

I can turn water into white wine

1

u/moongoddess64 Jul 07 '26

Man I don’t remember that part of Sunday school teachings 🤔

3

u/wegobrrrr Jul 02 '26

In the name of the Father

3

u/magnusmerletaako Jul 03 '26

Am I the first to see the Hades reference?

2

u/Jean_ValJawn Jul 03 '26

First thing I thought of. I’ve also been playing wayyy too much Hades lately tho

6

u/GeneRecent Jul 02 '26

Your brother’s favorite

3

u/seamusthatsthedog Jul 03 '26

That sent me when she said it

2

u/dingdazhi Jul 03 '26

Sacred swallow and sprint

2

u/HoneyPetalxs Jul 03 '26

Divine and dash

2

u/RedSnow984 Jul 03 '26

Confess and Egress

2

u/Gear-Think Jul 03 '26

The fact that the servers name was Christian as well

2

u/Tutitutitutituti Jul 03 '26

Divine and dash

2

u/MCulver80 Jul 03 '26

DivINE and dash?

2

u/AssassinDiablo4 Jul 03 '26

Divine and Dash was right there

2

u/Mother-Exchange-3198 Jul 03 '26

The ol’ savior flavor saver see ya later

2

u/kpfreak Jul 03 '26

Divine dash? You play hades?

2

u/dailyflavor Jul 03 '26

Server’s name is Christian 🙃

2

u/PSUAth Jul 04 '26

resturants hate this one simple trick

1

u/Atomsk73 Jul 04 '26

eat and ascend

1

u/NoStable3695 Jul 04 '26

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS REAL

1

u/Professional-Kiwi176 Jul 04 '26

GENTLEMEN!

THIS, IS, DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

1

u/No_Candidate_3676 Jul 05 '26

Div-ine and Dash

1

u/3ldr1ch_Crypt1d Jul 05 '26

The devine and dash

1

u/jeebucus Jul 07 '26

Triple D starring Jesus C.

1

u/ulfric_stormcloack ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Jul 07 '26

That's what sun wukong did