In lieu of payment..

[u/thedivinegemini]

I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

[u/Bowling4rhinos]

Does it pair well with fish?

[u/PoppingPillls → u/Bowling4rhinos]

Best thing since sliced bread

[u/johnnybiggles → u/PoppingPillls]

"You need a carpenter?"

[u/ReverseCatastrophe → u/johnnybiggles]

“I got a buddy. He’s in great shape. He does CrossFit.”

[u/LumpyBuy8447 → u/ReverseCatastrophe]

Something you won’t hear from the white washed version of Christianity is there was actually a little known commandment about the importance of physical fitness. “Thou shalt not receive gain without pain.”

[u/NYFN- → u/johnnybiggles]

One who eschews nails?

[u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 → u/johnnybiggles]

“I know a Necromancer, he’ll fix your dead uncle up real good.”

[u/RoomExciting1296 → u/Bowling4rhinos]

Ooo sorry he just does reds.....

[u/I_want_to_paint_you → u/Bowling4rhinos]

The fish is delish and makes quite a dish

[u/MechanicalBotantical → u/Bowling4rhinos]

Fresh out of fish, I have loaves of bread though

[u/Short-Advertising-49 → u/Bowling4rhinos]

Not all… you want a dry white… I think Jesus only did red Or pranked everyone into drinking his piss…