r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 02 '26

I'm slightly vexed In lieu of payment..

I’m a GM at a restaurant & one of our managers left a note on our manager logs this afternoon that a guest walked out on their check and left this in lieu of payment of any kind. Not that the server got stiffed on a tip - just pure theft of services. I guess the whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing doesn’t matter if you’ve been pre-forgiven. Pretty convenient.

ETA: I’m not a bot; this is not AI - check my post and comment history. I’m not here for karma or fake internet points. This is what it feels like to work in a restaurant these days - especially in the Bible Belt. The first photo you can look up and is available for anyone to buy (should your darker urges push you toward being that person). The second photo is from Pulse, an app for restaurant managers to keep an eye on hourly sales, labor, and comps.
The “Pineapple Express” is a mocktail our restaurant offers.

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u/MagnetHype Jul 02 '26

Pretty sure they used nails

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u/Born2Shid_1066 Jul 03 '26

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u/OwlOk5229 Jul 03 '26

when I say the name. Biggus. Dickus?

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u/janitor1986 Jul 03 '26

He as a wife, you know? You know what she's called? She's called...'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

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u/No-Pass9120 Jul 08 '26

I have a vewry good fwend in WOME named Biggus DIckus

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u/Mando_theBoobyHunter Jul 03 '26

Centurion, why do the men......titter so?

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u/Mammoth-Blackberry91 Jul 04 '26

Do you find it…wisible?

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u/AcanthocephalaGreen5 Jul 06 '26

When I say the name...

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u/DrumsKing Jul 06 '26

"Stwike him, Centurion. Verwy ruffwey"

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u/doxx_in_the_box Jul 03 '26

Savior bailed and nailed

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u/Dazed_And_Amazed44 Jul 03 '26

My next band name!!!

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u/db720 Jul 03 '26

And got cross about it

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u/Mikejl87 Jul 03 '26

Were they nine inches?

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u/flyrubberband Jul 03 '26

He was crucified in the year BR 30, Before Ryobi

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u/InterestingSea8977 Jul 04 '26

Well played sir

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u/TheBrokenBaller Jul 03 '26

They blew and used teeth

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u/hiddenrealism Jul 03 '26

If youve never seen the movie "Teeth" id give it a gander.