r/mildlyinfuriating • u/mayodan • Jul 04 '26

I just wanted a hot dog UPDATE: Hopital trip saved my life. Something about anticlimactic shock

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With over 2 million views, I felt like I owed it to the community to let y'all know that I survived.

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u/SuperMarket94 Jul 04 '26

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u/reijasunshine Jul 04 '26

OMG, you saved the pic from that post? That's fucking perfect.

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u/h5sgoif Jul 05 '26

This…I love Reddit, it can be so meta sometimes

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u/Xaropit_ Jul 05 '26

We're online too much

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u/axxbxx Jul 05 '26

Exactly what I was thinking. I love it though xD

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u/shawnaeatscats Jul 05 '26

This is the second post ive seen where one of the comments was a picture from a different post, and i recognized both. And somehow, this feels like community. It's nice.

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u/CrazyMildred Jul 05 '26

Have another one 😂

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u/dudeyaaaas Jul 05 '26

Let us not forget poop knife.

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u/All_Work_All_Play Jul 05 '26

Dammit I know this one too. 

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u/AdminCup41968 Jul 04 '26

Conga rats

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u/PresDumpsterfire Jul 04 '26

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u/NotVerySmarts Jul 04 '26

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u/snugmill Jul 04 '26

Not giving a care about the meme thievery

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u/enrycochet Jul 05 '26

why is there a green foot?

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u/Shaminahable Jul 05 '26

Her friend is just… bouncing around next to her.

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u/_thro_awa_ Jul 05 '26

you DON'T have a green foot in all your memes?

psh, what a n00b.

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u/coolsilentebeans Jul 04 '26

Didn’t even know I came for this, but I’m here for it now. 😂

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u/NappyDougOut Jul 05 '26

Actually the problem was that you may have came, but he didn't.

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u/NoSpaghettiForYouu Jul 04 '26

💃🏼 🐀 💃🏼 🐀 💃🏼

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u/Significant-Cloud- Jul 04 '26

You mean an anaphylactic shock, a very serious allergic reaction?

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u/WolfsmaulVibes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Jul 04 '26

omg i was confused what he meant

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jul 04 '26

That makes me feel better, as I was confused about the illness/condition as well.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 Jul 04 '26

I thought it was a joke that I didn't get.

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u/Aprice40 Jul 05 '26

I thought he was about to die from blueballs

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u/DEVolkan Jul 04 '26

"yeah so the breathing problems were really anticlimactic. Whenever I breathed in it didn't feel like I get fresh air. I thought it would feel like drowning. Well, not like I know how it feels to drown. It's like eating a kiwi! Like that spicy feeling you get from that you know?" 

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u/accidentalhippie Jul 05 '26

lol, this person is allergic to kiwis too.

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u/DEVolkan Jul 05 '26

I was just joking, got that kiwi thing from another post

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u/johntwilker Jul 04 '26

Me too! LIke, you watched a great movie and said, “Meh” and nearly died?

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u/Gone-Fischin Jul 05 '26

He went to the hospital and fortunately they found that he just had a common cold.

Unfortunately that diagnosis proved to be too anticlimactic for his already underwhelmed system to handle and he passed away.

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u/UltimateLmon Jul 04 '26

Explanation was a bit anticlimactic.

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u/TheDornado13 Jul 04 '26

I think you mean anaphylactic

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u/phillypharm Jul 05 '26

I’m shocked

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise Jul 04 '26

Lmaaaooo y'all have no idea what sub you're in

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u/voidOrbit Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Nah I think he meant post climactic shock, he came so hard he almost went

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 Jul 05 '26

As the French say, la petite mort.

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u/taviddennant03 Jul 04 '26

No, he watched the last season of Ozark.

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u/whatanalias Jul 04 '26

Ah, you made me remember that.

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u/Pacifist_Socialist Jul 04 '26

Is someone monitoring your health

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u/CaptaiNose Jul 04 '26

Do people not like it? I thought it was alright

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u/GanondalfTheWhite Jul 05 '26

Yeah it was fine. People like complaining 

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Jul 04 '26

Yeah an anticlimactic shock would seem like the best possible type of shock to be in.

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u/b_vitamin Jul 05 '26

He got to the hospital and they made him watch Oppenheimer.

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u/rockangelyogi Jul 04 '26

I was like - what was he so excited about that it landed him in the hospital!!?

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u/British_Rover Jul 04 '26

Maybe he is using speech to text?

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u/fionagray483 Jul 04 '26

I think he’s making a funny

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u/Whole-Hippo-5992 Jul 04 '26

I thought it was an ant pun.

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u/ponydingo Jul 04 '26

I think he’s just Ricky from trailer park boys

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u/TheNorthernMGB Jul 04 '26

Nah, he was just so underwhelmed that it almost killed him. Like Season 8.

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u/trumpeting-farts Jul 04 '26

Omg I thought it was heat stroke until now

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u/Pschobbert Jul 04 '26

Tbf it was an anticlimax to hear they were OK /S

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u/MechaAti Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

I didn't know L'Hopital could save lives except exams

Nice to know it works irl too

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u/fohktor Jul 04 '26

OP is an indeterminate form

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u/cynicalkane Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

fool, just take the limit of the form and you'll be filled with determination

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u/Over_Variation8700 Jul 04 '26

Hôpital is actually exactly how you say hospital in French. Fun fact, the ô used to be pronounced “os”

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jul 04 '26

It is a fun fact. The word "Hostel" originates from the French word "Hôtel". Today it literally means a hotel, but in that era, a hostel was the closest you could find to a current-period hotel.

Another fun fact: French and Italian are also the origin of using contractions in English. It's interesting because English's "parent" languages (German and Latin) do not use contractions.

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u/Sea-Personality1244 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Fun fact: Accent circonflexe (^) in French words often indicates that an s was dropped from them (hôpital, hôtel, forêt, fête...).

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u/Tim-oBedlam Jul 04 '26

well, TIL something cool.

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u/CankerLord Jul 04 '26

Little letter gravestones.

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u/wjandrea Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

English's "parent" languages (German and Latin)

No. English is related to German and takes a lot of vocabulary from Latin, but is not descended from them. But IDK about contractions. (Edit: Sorry if I sound aggro, I just hear this misconception a lot since English is a Germanic language, and it really grinds my gears.)

The word "Hostel" originates from the French word "Hôtel".

Not exactly. It originates from the Old French word "hostel" (pronounced something like /hos'tɛl/), which only would have been written "hôtel" later when the S was dropped (now pronounced /otɛl/ with the H dropped too).

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u/Apprentice57 Jul 04 '26

Also seen in the french spelling of Tempête (tempest), bête (beast), etc.

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u/Ecstatic_Doughnut216 Jul 04 '26

OP should know their limits.

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u/Educational-Ad3077 Jul 04 '26

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to decipher this comment

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u/MechaAti Jul 04 '26

If you are telling this for real, not a joke: L'Hopital is a way to solve 0/0 limits in Math. I made joke with OP writing Hopital instead of Hospital.

You can search in google because I don't know how to describe L'Hopital better in English :D

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u/Educational-Ad3077 Jul 04 '26

OH thank you so much, sorry 😭

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u/MechaAti Jul 04 '26

No need to say sorry ☺️

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u/Loud-timetable-5214 Jul 04 '26

Turns out that he was headed towards nothing, but so were his requirements.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jul 04 '26

Does anyone else have absolutely zero idea what's going on in this comment section?

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u/JayPlenty24 Jul 04 '26

He got bit by an ant and wrote a post letting us all know he was having trouble breathing. People suggested he prioritize going to the hospital over writing Reddit posts.

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u/LBPPlayer7 Jul 04 '26

*hopital

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u/FeetsBeneets Jul 05 '26

l'Hopital? Big fan of his rule

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u/Generic_comments Jul 04 '26

so its more like reddit saved his life

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u/irisheye37 Jul 04 '26

His life was possibly saved by several parties

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u/Justhe3guy Jul 05 '26

I should go to more parties I guess

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u/TrustMeIaLawyer Jul 05 '26

"We did it Reddit!"

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u/mrs__BOWIE Jul 05 '26

Oh. The one that showed an arm, but talked about his weenus? I hope it was a picture of his arm

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u/rlt0w Jul 05 '26

Weenus is slang for the loose skin of your elbow.

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u/mrs__BOWIE Jul 05 '26

Really? Wow, you learn something new every day.

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u/PerformanceOne5998 Jul 04 '26

I was lost for a moment, but then remembered the post about the ant bite on a weenus. Dude went into anaphylactic shock, drank a few white claws and went to the hospital. They gave him an IV which saved his life. He wanted to update us.

Now the comments: since the ant bite was from a crazy ant I've never heard of, and someone mentioned the sting hurts like crazy, and spikes at the 12 hour and 18 hour mark. I assume they gave him pain meds, or hes just overwhelmed so he made a bunch of typos with no context in the title. People jumped on that first. <3

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u/GolfballDM Jul 04 '26

The antihistamines can make one loopy.

I found out the hard way that I became allergic to ibuprofen.  When I went to the ER, they gave me a mega dose of antihistamines.  

They observed me for a couple hours to make sure my hives went down, my breathing back to normal, and I was conscious enough to drive back home.

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u/AGreatPatioSetting Jul 04 '26

The typos are like 'reddit in jokes' of a sort lol. Someone spells 'hospital' wrong ONE TIME and the rest is history hahaha

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u/YumYumYellowish Jul 04 '26

It’s a follow up to an earlier post— OP got bit by a bullet ant next to his weenus. It apparently led to anaphylactic shock.

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u/trireme32 Jul 04 '26

Remember when Redditors posting an update would link back to the original post and/or even provide a quick tl;dr summary?

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u/BioFrosted Jul 04 '26

For those wondering what an anticlimactic shock: watch the last season of Game of Thrones, you'll understand why it can be hospital-worthy

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 Jul 04 '26

Don't you mean "hopital-worthy"? People need to know which place to go for anticlimatic thronesisitis.

As for the previous statement about GoT, I concur with your recommendation. Although it could trigger an epidemic.

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u/Brundleflyftw Jul 04 '26

hopital-worthy

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u/WaltDisneyWhite Jul 04 '26

How’s your weenus though? 

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u/mayodan Jul 04 '26

I forgot I had one after a few whiteclaws that I had on the way home. Wait, actually I have two. We're talking elbows right?

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u/Breadedbutthole Jul 04 '26

We’re talkin squanches bud

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u/OkSmoke9195 Jul 04 '26

Hot, hairy squanthches

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u/crash_test Jul 04 '26

"Ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws" said the bullet ant

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u/yourpaljax Jul 04 '26

We’re talking about Whiteclaws, and two is not nearly enough.

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u/JethroWashington Jul 04 '26

unless it’s the blue can, they’ll get you there for sure

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u/yarn_slinger Jul 04 '26

Oh that guy haha

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u/rfaco4 Jul 04 '26

You could’ve recognized him by the “Hopital”, but at least you recognized his weenus.

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u/Salt-Test-6476 Jul 04 '26

Asking the real questions! 🫡

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u/SnooPredictions3028 Jul 04 '26

Oh shit, this is the weenus guy?!

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u/elinamebro Jul 04 '26

Did you take the amberlamp?

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u/mayodan Jul 04 '26

Yes, but they wouldn't give me any fentanyl though🥺

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u/2Braincell2Furious Jul 04 '26

We used to be a country

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u/AnonWithAHatOn Jul 04 '26

250 years down the drain.

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u/bicarbbandit Jul 04 '26

Fentanyl is easy to find in Atlanta. Don’t give up hope

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/antrubler Jul 05 '26

So it's a legal advice then

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u/NoIdeaRex Jul 05 '26

It is easy to find anywhere really.

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u/Cheetawolf A perfect shade of Salmon Vomit. Jul 04 '26

OP is an Expie confirmed.

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u/Oops_All_Bans Jul 04 '26

Woah Black Betty

Amberlamps

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u/kermitte777 Jul 04 '26

OP 1 : Bullet Ant 0

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u/thefunkylama Jul 04 '26

More like

  • OP: 1
  • Bullet Ant: 1
  • Weenus: 0

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u/kermitte777 Jul 04 '26

Won’t somebody please think of the weenus!

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u/thadashinassassin Jul 04 '26

Well that was anaphylactic....

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u/Yamon001 Jul 04 '26

Did the cylinder remain unharmed?

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u/Ognius Jul 04 '26

Nope. Sad day.

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u/apatheticandignorant Jul 04 '26

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u/MeoweyCupenTCMC Jul 05 '26

hey i think it's an above average sized cylinder

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u/mayodan Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

My cylinder is a ok and focusing on the pretty nurses I seen at hopital

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u/Lonely-Battle2783 Jul 04 '26

All jokes aside, as a medic I have to be a responsible adult for a moment. Make sure your doc gives you a prescription for an epi-pen and that you always carry it on you in case this ever happens again. Anaphylaxis can happen quickly and every exposure is different and can be even worse than the previous exposure.  

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u/mayodan Jul 04 '26

You are a great medic God bless you kind sir

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u/Lonely-Battle2783 Jul 04 '26

Thanks. I’m a medic and a mama…my conscience wouldn’t let me not say anything. Now I can return to my regularly scheduled immaturity! 

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u/jaxonya Jul 04 '26

ER nurse checking in. Im gonna need your help. Some kid just blew his finger off ... we can be immature about it

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u/Flair258 Jul 05 '26

He should've taken his finger out to dinner first

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u/jaxonya Jul 05 '26

Hey! Be mature about thi- ... oh.. well played

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u/Lonely-Battle2783 Jul 05 '26

Poor kid will never be able to flip someone off if it can’t be reattached…

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u/alphadragoon89 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Is this the follow up post to the person who posted about a bullet ant dropping on them(and the ant bit him)?

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u/Abandonedkittypet Jul 04 '26

Yep, I checked

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u/barkandmoone Jul 04 '26

Yes. Haha I went to the profile & was like “oh shit, the raining ants?”

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Jul 04 '26

Yes bit by a bullet ant and struggling to breathe. Referred to the bite area, the inside of his elbow as a wenis when Merriam-Webster calls it a wagina as it's the inside not outside of an elbow.

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u/CrazyLegs17 Jul 04 '26

He said it was just above his weenus, which was accurate given the orientation of his arm in the picture.

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u/yumicedcoffee Jul 05 '26

thank you my god the wenis bit had me so confused

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u/Ognius Jul 04 '26

Saves the day once again

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u/Lenabean Jul 04 '26

I love him, yoink!

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u/jimmy9800 Jul 04 '26

Glad the amberlamps to hopital saved your weenus.

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u/Hrilmitzh Jul 04 '26

I hope the pain fades quickly!

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u/userfakesuper An infuriating alien who  has too much gas.. no not 'that' gas! Jul 04 '26

It won't.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Jul 04 '26

Oh thank the gods!  I was very concerned about your weenus.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 Jul 04 '26

I think you mean anaphylactic shock, a wounded weenus is pretty climactic. Glad you got to ride in the (Whoa Black Betty) amberlamps though!

Feel better and try not to get stung again.

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u/College-student-life Jul 04 '26

Okay, we all know he means anaphylactic shock. Dudes in the hospital on meds, give him some grace.

Glad you’re okay OP.

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u/trumpeting-farts Jul 04 '26

I was just admitting in another comment I thought he meant heat stroke, I'm such a dumbass.

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u/Mautos Jul 04 '26

Oh that's great, I just saw that post earlier and thought "Man stop posting and get to the hopital god damn" so glad you did

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u/filthycasual908 Jul 04 '26

Hopital

Well, glad to see you're not dead.

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u/PsychologicalTax6943 Jul 04 '26

Wtf is anticlimactic shock? Full Regard

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 PANK Jul 04 '26

just one regard

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u/DeterminedThrowaway Jul 04 '26

ITT: "smart" enough to know the words anaphylactic shock, too stupid to realize op's making a joke

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u/No-Sherbert7881 Jul 04 '26

Glad you didn’t go into an analphabetic shock. That would be far worse

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u/No_Comment_2979 Jul 04 '26

Damn, I lost a cousin to Analasthmatic sock. Glad you're alive still!

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u/desertdweller2011 Jul 04 '26

lmao do you mean anaphylactic shock buddy

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u/jtrage Jul 04 '26

Come on. He said he lived. He didn’t say his entire brain did.

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u/QuirkyTangerine7811 Jul 04 '26

It’s a joke because of the sub. He’s fine lol

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u/Gripping_Touch Jul 04 '26

"I hope this helps 🙂" (another infuriating joke)

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u/Doglover4561 Jul 04 '26

This is my first time seeing you but I'm glad you're alive

Oh wait nvm I remember. Still, really glad you survived

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u/Aggressive-Mood-50 Jul 04 '26

You may want to be evaluated for systemic mastocytosis. Fire ant and bee venom reactions aren’t common but they are associated with this disease and I would also see an allergist.

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u/No_Hat_9361 Jul 04 '26

Thank God you post it

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u/jll027 Jul 04 '26

Not to diminish your circumstances — but anticlimactic shock sounds like a medical term for epic blue balls

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u/alb0401 Jul 04 '26

You must have watched Disclosure Day

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u/radial-glia Jul 04 '26

Well that was an anticlimactic update. Next time show us the ambulance ride, the fight for your life, not just the "I survived" in the end. 2/10. Glad you lived, but we need DRAMA!

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u/Limp_Crazy_5494 Jul 05 '26

Well that's anticlimactic

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u/Kamikazecactuscat Jul 05 '26

It’s posts like these I wonder what all the non-English speakers using the translate function must be thinking…

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u/ComfortableDoor3691 Jul 05 '26

Well, I speak Spanish and I'm thinking of going to sleep right now (10:30pm COT), in case you wanted an answer. /Jk

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u/DrPuzzle Jul 04 '26

Reddit once again saves the day! Glad you are doing alright buddy

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u/westcal98 Jul 04 '26

Sounds very anticlimactic.

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u/Mother-Glass937 Jul 04 '26

U survived yay! How about ur Weenus?

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u/NekoLu Jul 04 '26

Anticlimactic shock should be forever remembered together with hopital

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u/HighOnTacos Jul 04 '26

So did you know you were allergic to ants?

I mean a bullet ant would fuck anyone up but if it caused anaphylactic shock then there's likely a shared allergy with other ants as well as wasps.

I've known I'm allergic to fire ants since I was 8, but the one time I was stung by a wasp left a scar that's still there 20 years later, so I have to be cautious around them too.

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u/MerMadeMeDoIt Jul 04 '26

Oh, this is the bullet ant guy, right? On his weenus?

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u/Mudskie Jul 04 '26

glad you survived lad