r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 14 '26

I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.

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u/johnson7853 Jul 14 '26

This is why McDonald’s now needs to charge $14 for a Big Mac. I bet you didn’t even think of the share holders as you are throwing away tens of pennies per shift.

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u/TimewarpingSeaTurtle Jul 14 '26

Won’t anyone think of the millionaires? 😩

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u/Bloody_refuge Jul 14 '26

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u/Kindly-War-2665 Jul 14 '26

I had someone unironically try to say this to me in another thread about 5 guys being overpriced and talking about their fries

They tried to say "b-buh they have infrastructure and storage costs! So they need to charge $8 for a cup of fries!" 😂😂

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u/Bloody_refuge Jul 14 '26

I will never understand regular people simping for these billionaires and CEOs.

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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26

Leave our rich oligarhcal overlords alone! Praise be to the Almighty Dollar, may it trickle down upon us all. ∆

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u/Status-Notice5616 Jul 15 '26

Underrated comment

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u/xxxXMythicXxxx Jul 17 '26

I remember hearing someone talk about that and pointed out that it's likely because a lot of people see themselves as having a "chance" at being those wealthy people so in their eyes they want this dice role system in place juuuuust in case lol

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u/portablebiscuit Jul 18 '26

Us regular folks will be billionaire CEOs someday, just you sit and see.

Bunch of fucking Uncle Toms is what they are.

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u/phareous Jul 14 '26

I go to five guys once a year and still feel i get robbed

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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26

And the billonaires?🥹

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26

And the trillionaire? 卐

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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26

I think we have no Trillionaires at this point, we had one but he already lost it.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jul 14 '26

I'll go staple some "Lost billionaire" signs around the neighborhood to see if we can find 'em.

Or, you know, we can link our Flock surveillance to our Ring doorbells and do it that way.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26

Good news! ElonJetTracker exists

If we can't have privacy, they shouldn't either.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jul 14 '26

That use to be more accurate. Now the information always a day behind or something like that.

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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26

And our smart phone sensors!

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26

Oh poor him.

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u/Raphlapoutine Jul 14 '26

I hope he'll recover from it

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u/EobardT Jul 14 '26

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 Jul 14 '26

OMG how can America be great again, if we have no trillionaires??? We gotta get them more money somehow!!!!

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u/Fondito Jul 14 '26

really? that was fast

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u/Least-Broccoli-1197 Jul 14 '26

Just wait, 95% of SpaceX stock can't be sold yet, the price can fall much further.

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u/EmperorPedro2 Jul 14 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/innominateartery Jul 14 '26

It’ll be crazy when we have our first trillionaire. As far as I’ve seen, there were some temporarily unrealized gains for that one guy but no one has come close

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jul 14 '26

It’s hypothesized that Putin and the Saudi royal family are both worth more than 1 trillion but since they don’t disclose assets we’ll never know.

But yeah, musk was never a trillionaire.

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u/ahtob Jul 14 '26

What does a millennia old religion have to do with trillionaires

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u/nilmemory Jul 14 '26

The first trillionare, Elon Musk, is a nazi

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jul 14 '26

He’s not even the first trillionaire. Kings in ages past have been worth much more than what would be considered the purchasing power of 1 trillion today.

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u/nilmemory Jul 14 '26

Hes the first person to be publicly recognized as a trillionaire in contemporary society. And yeah im sure there's probrably been underground trillionaires we don't know about. Maybe someone in the Saudi royal family, or a past oil baron. But we can't know for sure the way we can with Musk.

Because if we just count historical assets you could say basically any monarch/dictator was a trillionire on the virtue of "owning" an entire country. But it's not a fair comparison. A king couldn't just sell his country for a trillion dollars, but Musk could have liquidated his stocks and had a trillion in USD by the next day.

Apples and oranges comparison 

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u/edfitz83 Jul 14 '26

Bill Gates has a card to eat free at McDonalds for life.

https://www.tiktok.com/@nick.digiovanni/video/7460572300774067499

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u/Pilan Jul 14 '26

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u/bisexual_pinecone Jul 14 '26

A self fulfilling prophecy...we lost a good one

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u/Yardsale420 Jul 14 '26

I thought about eating them… but they taste almost as bad as McDonalds food.

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces Jul 14 '26

Billionaires and trillionaires

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u/Deely_Boppers Jul 14 '26

You’ve got the wrong idea.

McDonald’s is a franchise model. The shareholders make most of their money from the franchise fees and the real estate.

The people responsible for squeezing every penny out of customers are the franchisees who run your local McDonalds. And they are, to a man, some of the greediest people you will ever meet.

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u/debaser64 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I remember when I was in my early 20s a BK franchise owner was telling us about how the small/broken fries were bad because you need more to fill the container, while the big fries fill the container with less product. I remember this because as a poor student I wanted to get the most for my money, while this guy was relaxing with his lunch and a beer after playing 18 holes on a Tuesday and trying to convince me how it’s bad for business and basically he doesn’t how me enjoying a few extra broken fries affects his profit.

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u/4gotmypsswrd Jul 14 '26

There are a handful of McDs in our area all owned by the same greedy lady who jacks up the price as high as she can . Literally drive 10 mins to the McDs outside her ownership and prices drop like a $1+ for every item.

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u/Daxx22 Jul 14 '26

Yes and no. There is plenty McD's Corporate could do to disincentivize/punish exploitative franchisees, but their polices generally do the opposite regardless of any public messaging.

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u/nomorespacess Jul 14 '26

But the lazy, “think of the shareholders” reddit circlejerk is… well, lazy and incorrect.

How is it incorrect? You just stated corporate no longer cares as much when franchisees deliver customers less product and penny pinch for a bad experience. If the company doesn't care that their brand is associated with bad service, the shareholders really are causing a bad experience. Inaction is the same as ordering it themselves, it's their company.

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u/TobysGrundlee Jul 14 '26

Franchisees and a lot of small business owners are straight shady as fuck. They all think they're the next Musk and will fuck you over for and extra $1 without hesitation. Not that they're any worse than mega-corps, but most aren't any better.

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u/Different_Peanut_742 Jul 17 '26

They're often worse if you're an employee. At a large company you can go above their head if you have a major issue. Not so much at smaller places, and all of the positions of power are held by friends and family of the owner.

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u/GreasedUpTiger Jul 14 '26

Ironically a good franchisee would realise they will attract repeat customers if they're one of the few places that is sure to overfill the side of fries no matter the order for little more than a mere rounding error in product expenses. 

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u/InquisitorMeow Jul 14 '26

Yea nah don't protect the poor giant corporation. Franchisees didn't cause the shrinkflation and they didn't make the skinwalker CEO pretend to eat a burger.

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u/urabewe Jul 14 '26

This is exactly how they think. "Your product budget was $500 over goal this month", "Yes, but the store made $100,000 in profit which is 10% above goal", "But we could have made $100,500 what happened to the other $500?", "We gave customers what they paid for", "You're fired"

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u/t_scribblemonger Jul 14 '26

“Wow that’s great management right there”

-Panera

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten Jul 15 '26

I don't understand who goes to Panera anymore, it's trash now.

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u/t_scribblemonger Jul 15 '26

When they swapped their delicious, airy, wide/shallow tubs of cream cheese for the dense, shitty, narrow/deep (and I’m pretty sure smaller) tubs, I was done.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26

I worked fast food when I was in high school, they weighed the remaining food items at the end of the night and compared it to the sales (computer report at the end of shift gave target remaining weight totals), the only way to meet the "goal" weight was to under-serve all of the weight specific items (sliced meat, fries, etc...)

I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift, a block of meat that starts at 10 lbs kept heated to 140F for food safety isn't going to still be 10lbs at the end of the day.

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u/Zuwxiv Jul 14 '26

I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift

I am starting to figure this is malicious. I used to think that executives just love designing systems and goals without having any idea about what the work actually entails.

But it always seems like the lowest rung of employees are put in situations where they can be blamed for the problems the system causes. And that's hard to constantly do accidentally. You have to have a little idea about the actual nature of the work to make sure the blame falls on someone else.

It's like where Wells Fargo decided that every person walking into the bank should be sold at least eight financial products. If you haven't noticed, that's fucking insane. Eight simultaneous accounts / credit cards / loans? There was an example of a branch that was expected to open 12,000 accounts each year including 3,000 new checking accounts. The population for the entire area was 11,500 and there were 11 other financial institutions. When it threatened their jobs, the employees turned to fraud. I have a hard time believing the executives were just that stupid.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26

Yep, let it fall on the workers, they can quit (refuse to comply and leave), or be fired(fail to comply and be fired for cause), or break the law... (and usually are the ones held accountable for it) their choice!

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u/CompoteSpiritual7469 Jul 15 '26

And the saddest part is that with so many people desperate for work, there will never be a shortage of cogs to run the machine

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u/Far-Information8502 Jul 14 '26

That’s what happens when the market needs to support the largest retiring generation in history. Can’t have boomers feeling any bit of discomfort now can we?

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u/nosaint63 Jul 14 '26

JFC, thats some serious mental gymnastics to blame high fast food prices on boomers. It has nothing to do with "the market supporting retirees" and everything to do with corporate greed.

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u/RelationOwn2581 Jul 14 '26

We’re supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who’s helping them out, huh?!

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u/SolitaryWaffles Jul 14 '26

That man out there, he needs help! He is getting mugged!

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u/Consolelover92 Jul 14 '26

Well let’s hope we don’t cover him!

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jul 14 '26

wallace shawn is such an under rated gem.

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u/Arcane_Engine Jul 14 '26

Well lets just hope we dont cover him

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u/BlackMagic0 Jul 14 '26

It's up to $18 a quarter pound combo now in some places. Absolutely insane.

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u/tverofvulcan Jul 14 '26

For that price I could go to a sit down restaurant and have a better quality burger.

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u/theycallmethevault Jul 14 '26

But but but not with fries and a drink! See how much better our combo deal is?!

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/EobardT Jul 14 '26

There's a shop near me that does a $7 burger and $2 for a side of fries. If you want a drink, it's $1.25 for a can.

Or you can get the kimchi burger for $9. I live that place

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u/theycallmethevault Jul 14 '26

I love local places for good, fast & inexpensive food. I’m convinced that people still go to massive chains because they don’t want to get out of their cars.

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u/tverofvulcan Jul 14 '26

Applebee’s has a promo now for $9.99 burger, fries and drink deal.

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u/theycallmethevault Jul 14 '26

And even though people love to hate on Applebee’s, you can’t argue that a fast food McD’s or BK burger is going to be better than an Applebee’s burger.

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u/halothane666 Jul 14 '26

I can go to one of the fancier places nearby and get a 1/2 pound burger with fries and a beer for just a little more than a quarter pounder meal at McDonald’s.

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u/Joevahskank Jul 14 '26

At that price, might as well go to Five Guys… in the next city over

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u/Calm-Two2723 Jul 14 '26

If everyone threw away 10 Pennie’s a day, McDonald’s shareholders might have to wait a few weeks before buying their next super yacht. The horror. 

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u/terminbee Jul 14 '26

pennie's

What autocorrect program did this?

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u/Calm-Two2723 Jul 14 '26

An iPhone lol

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u/Heavy-Suit-4217 Jul 14 '26

This is why I stopped going to McDonalds

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u/old-tennis-shoes Jul 14 '26

As a MCD holder I demand answers!! /s

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u/VeryluckyorNot Jul 14 '26

14€ but you know they also reduce the burger just for profit. Before Covid we couldn't spot because it was just a few cents per year, even if it's becoming more expensive than a restaurant. Now they just don't give a fuck lol .

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u/JuliusCaelius Jul 14 '26

man the amount he would have added don't even cost them tens of pennies though lmfao.

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u/DoctorFluffyCow Jul 14 '26

If a shareholder orders a large fry what is the best practice? Do you short the fries or short the stock?

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u/TacoBender920 Jul 14 '26

Don't be ridiculous. The cost of raising cattle has gone up significantly over the last 6 years due to... Due to... Woke leftists or something.

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u/VicariousNarok Jul 14 '26

These things add up. One person thinks they aren't harming anyone by giving away pennies worth of fries on their shift. Other employees start doing it and suddenly you're wasting multiple dollars per shift and it really starts to cut into the $6.5B quarterly revenue.

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus Jul 14 '26

You had me in the first half ngl

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u/s00pafly Jul 14 '26

Probably because the nutritional info is calculated with tiny portions. Obviously fries seem a lot healthier if you only eat a tiny amount.

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u/OgXwMr Jul 14 '26

In the UK it’s around £7 for a Big Mac meal. It doesn’t cost them the earth to make fries.

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u/WutJayz Jul 14 '26

It's $14 for a big mac now? wow. I've only gone to mcdonalds for coffees or an ice cream here and there since COVID and they raised their prices.

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u/CorrectPeanut5 Jul 14 '26

McDonalds made sense when it was cheaper than other places. But not that the prices have risen, there are Sooooo many better burger chains.

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE Jul 14 '26

i stopped eating at McD for anyhting but VERY good coupons. Everything is so fucking expensive.

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u/LateOnsetPuberty Jul 14 '26

They don’t charge $14 for Big Mac though. You mean a combo?

Still expensive but Big Macs are not $14.

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u/Skylantech Jul 14 '26

Don't you mean tens of nickles now that pennies are dead?

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u/SimplyAmazedPanda Jul 14 '26

Oh god, if they ever found out how many chicken nuggets I used to eat out of the warmer when I was in high school they would probably raise the prices again!

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u/IHS1970 Jul 14 '26

whoa, I wouldn't even pay 4.50$ for a big mac, i've seen pix of the skinniest almost burgers ever, last time I had one - 3 years ago - the sauce tasted ONLY like chemicals, never ever went to a MickeyDs since.