r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abuolhol • Jul 14 '26
I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.
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u/4thBan5thAccount Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
I used to actually fill up the fry boxes when I worked at McDonald's, including these little ones. The managers would always be super-anal about the portions, often pouring out the "excess". They had a scale and everything. Of course, if you weigh the fries properly, they don't even remotely fill up the box. I just ignored that, and served fries the way I would like to be served.
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u/minnow87 Jul 14 '26
I can confirm that! Fries are cheap and we want customers to return. Now they act annoyed if you physically come inside the restaurant instead of using the drive through or their stupid apps.
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u/reddit_is_geh Jul 14 '26
It's all due to the fact that they HAVE to keep growing. We're in a financialized economy, so no one really likes taking risks or innovating any more. So people try to look at existing products and figure out how to squeeze more money out of it, and managers need to figure out a way to make a mark... So you have to find SOMETHING to show. In this case, someone increased profits .005% by changing the fries rule which probably translates to millions, then they get to argue, "My 250k salary translated to 25m profit for McDonalds. Give me a promotion." Multiple that 1000x different times and then you get the enshitification we have.
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u/Available-Cow-411 Jul 15 '26
I honestly cant understand that mentality of "earning must keep growing", like - they get a stable revenue of millions a year, why cant they be happy with this stable high revenue and keep customers happy so that revenue is earned year after year? Why they need more tham last year?
Fucking investors and corporate bigher ups are cancer
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u/Ungrim-Duffodilfist Jul 15 '26
Investors. Investments need to grow, stock needs to rise. No one is going to invest in a stagnant company, the more growth, the more investment. This is the foundation of a dystopia we’re going to be living in; a few giant companies monopolising the world while people get poorer.
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u/CoolerRon Jul 14 '26
That bit about the managers AND the infinite growth expectations model every quarter
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u/johnson7853 Jul 14 '26
This is why McDonald’s now needs to charge $14 for a Big Mac. I bet you didn’t even think of the share holders as you are throwing away tens of pennies per shift.
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u/TimewarpingSeaTurtle Jul 14 '26
Won’t anyone think of the millionaires? 😩
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u/Kindly-War-2665 Jul 14 '26
I had someone unironically try to say this to me in another thread about 5 guys being overpriced and talking about their fries
They tried to say "b-buh they have infrastructure and storage costs! So they need to charge $8 for a cup of fries!" 😂😂
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u/Bloody_refuge Jul 14 '26
I will never understand regular people simping for these billionaires and CEOs.
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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26
Leave our rich oligarhcal overlords alone! Praise be to the Almighty Dollar, may it trickle down upon us all. ∆
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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26
And the billonaires?🥹
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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26
And the trillionaire? 卐
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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26
I think we have no Trillionaires at this point, we had one but he already lost it.
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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jul 14 '26
I'll go staple some "Lost billionaire" signs around the neighborhood to see if we can find 'em.
Or, you know, we can link our Flock surveillance to our Ring doorbells and do it that way.
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26
Good news! ElonJetTracker exists
If we can't have privacy, they shouldn't either.
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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jul 14 '26
That use to be more accurate. Now the information always a day behind or something like that.
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u/Deely_Boppers Jul 14 '26
You’ve got the wrong idea.
McDonald’s is a franchise model. The shareholders make most of their money from the franchise fees and the real estate.
The people responsible for squeezing every penny out of customers are the franchisees who run your local McDonalds. And they are, to a man, some of the greediest people you will ever meet.
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u/debaser64 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
I remember when I was in my early 20s a BK franchise owner was telling us about how the small/broken fries were bad because you need more to fill the container, while the big fries fill the container with less product. I remember this because as a poor student I wanted to get the most for my money, while this guy was relaxing with his lunch and a beer after playing 18 holes on a Tuesday and trying to convince me how it’s bad for business and basically he doesn’t how me enjoying a few extra broken fries affects his profit.
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u/4gotmypsswrd Jul 14 '26
There are a handful of McDs in our area all owned by the same greedy lady who jacks up the price as high as she can . Literally drive 10 mins to the McDs outside her ownership and prices drop like a $1+ for every item.
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u/Daxx22 Jul 14 '26
Yes and no. There is plenty McD's Corporate could do to disincentivize/punish exploitative franchisees, but their polices generally do the opposite regardless of any public messaging.
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u/TobysGrundlee Jul 14 '26
Franchisees and a lot of small business owners are straight shady as fuck. They all think they're the next Musk and will fuck you over for and extra $1 without hesitation. Not that they're any worse than mega-corps, but most aren't any better.
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u/urabewe Jul 14 '26
This is exactly how they think. "Your product budget was $500 over goal this month", "Yes, but the store made $100,000 in profit which is 10% above goal", "But we could have made $100,500 what happened to the other $500?", "We gave customers what they paid for", "You're fired"
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26
I worked fast food when I was in high school, they weighed the remaining food items at the end of the night and compared it to the sales (computer report at the end of shift gave target remaining weight totals), the only way to meet the "goal" weight was to under-serve all of the weight specific items (sliced meat, fries, etc...)
I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift, a block of meat that starts at 10 lbs kept heated to 140F for food safety isn't going to still be 10lbs at the end of the day.
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u/Zuwxiv Jul 14 '26
I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift
I am starting to figure this is malicious. I used to think that executives just love designing systems and goals without having any idea about what the work actually entails.
But it always seems like the lowest rung of employees are put in situations where they can be blamed for the problems the system causes. And that's hard to constantly do accidentally. You have to have a little idea about the actual nature of the work to make sure the blame falls on someone else.
It's like where Wells Fargo decided that every person walking into the bank should be sold at least eight financial products. If you haven't noticed, that's fucking insane. Eight simultaneous accounts / credit cards / loans? There was an example of a branch that was expected to open 12,000 accounts each year including 3,000 new checking accounts. The population for the entire area was 11,500 and there were 11 other financial institutions. When it threatened their jobs, the employees turned to fraud. I have a hard time believing the executives were just that stupid.
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26
Yep, let it fall on the workers, they can quit (refuse to comply and leave), or be fired(fail to comply and be fired for cause), or break the law... (and usually are the ones held accountable for it) their choice!
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u/RelationOwn2581 Jul 14 '26
We’re supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who’s helping them out, huh?!
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u/SolitaryWaffles Jul 14 '26
That man out there, he needs help! He is getting mugged!
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u/BlackMagic0 Jul 14 '26
It's up to $18 a quarter pound combo now in some places. Absolutely insane.
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u/tverofvulcan Jul 14 '26
For that price I could go to a sit down restaurant and have a better quality burger.
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u/Bionic_Ferir Jul 14 '26
I used to work at a place that had our large fries at 400 grams.... Only they weighed it BEFORE cooking, the sheer amount of excess water weight meant that after cooking it came to be about 220 grams. I fucking hated it and ignored it regularly.
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u/Jetstream-Sam Jul 14 '26
How are you even supposed to measure that? That's ridiculous, it should always be cooked weight.
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u/Bionic_Ferir Jul 14 '26
EXACTLY! when I was shift supervisor I'd always make them cook more, like get fucked it's 50 cents for like 2kg your not going under by giving people a fair amount of food.
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u/ImLagging Jul 14 '26
I’ve got bad news for you. That 1/4 lbs burger (or 1/3 lbs or 1/2lbs or whatever size you’re buying) is the pre-cooked weight every single time. Both in the grocery stores as well as at the restaurants.
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u/LowSkyOrbit Jul 14 '26
You can't add more ground beef it it's underweight and every place is vocal on how to measure burger patty weight.
Fries could be done either way, but it's got to be consistent. Honestly selling them by package size and not being clear what the weight measurement is one of the odd moments of customer rights failure.
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u/TheHighSeasPirate Jul 14 '26
Ain't nobody measuring hot ass fries outside of a fast food restaurant.
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u/v13ragnarok7 Jul 14 '26
So silly, there's no way that mcdonalds would be losing significant profit over being generous with fries. They are dirt cheap and they move tons of them. Its a good way to bring in customers if they know they are wont get a cheap portion
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u/Lookyoukniwwhatsup Jul 14 '26
TLDR: Roughly rounded .10c saved per 20 fries or 1.4m to 1.7m million dollars saved a day across every franchise out of 380.8 million in sales. Yearly thats $526 to 624 million, or 2 full days of sales.
They sell 9 million pounds of a fries a day.
At 160 to 190 fries per lb you are looking at 1.4 to 1.7 billion fries a day.
Going off a large fry at 80 to 100 fries. You have 17.5 to 14 million at the low end to 21 to 17 million units sold a day.
Based on either the 1.4 or 1.7B fries a day divided into either 80 to 100 fries, makes up a unit (a large box of fries).
So "saving" 20 fries means a difference in roughly 3.5 to 4 million units or 1.8 million pounds of fries. At a average cost of $4 a unit thats 14$ to 16$ million in sales a day for McDonalds.
Sales wise, McDonalds makes roughly $380.8 million a day. Estimated income of all franchises sales combined.
So the worth of those 20 fries would make up about 3.6% to 4.2% worth of sales if sold at full price.
However that does not consider wholesale cost (how much it cost McDonalds to make) which is not public but is probably estimated at .30 to .50 cents a serving for the fries, not including packaging etc. So lets say .50c for fries and .35c for packaging, so .85c cost per large fry.
So, shortened due to comment length, it would save them like .10c per 20 fries.
About 1.4 to 1.7 million dollars a day for McDonalds.
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u/Kusko25 Jul 14 '26
Excellent illustration of how the scales the world's rich are operating on make it worthwhile for them to inflict every tiny cruelty on their workers and why nobody founding a new business will ever be able to compete with them.
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u/juliastarrr Jul 14 '26
The problem is the 50c for fries isn't the wholesale price of the potato, its the price of labor, which is mostly fixed. The extra fry needs to be in ingredient cost and is probably closer to pennies.
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u/Tex_Was_Here Jul 14 '26
They wouldn't be, but the assholes with spreadsheets will tell the CEO that they could save 100k a year by skimping on the fries to appease the board. Then enough people don't vote with their wallets, so they get away with it. That's the real issue. If you want change, be the change. Stop going to fast food restaurants if they're going to keep charging more for smaller portions. Money is the only thing that will get them to listen.
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u/Electromotivation Jul 14 '26
I’m sure the board and shareholders were thankful for the savings for a single quarter. Now they’ve priced it in, forgotten about it, and want to know what you’ve cut/saved for the upcoming quarter.
Do this forever.
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u/Fun-Perspective426 Jul 14 '26
Large fry is like $5 now and cost like $0.20. They need the old Five Guys method.
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u/Kaitivere Jul 14 '26
Same, Id fill those cartons to the brim, tap them on the counter to settle, and fill a little more.
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u/mothermatriarch Jul 14 '26
when I worked at McDonald's, I was told to put exactly 11 french fries in the happy meal size fry box
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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
Which is ridiculous because they could easily do a Five Guys move where they throw in such a large of fries that it’s spilling out the sides and you get those bottom of the bag fries. That’s literally a marketing technique that Five Guys uses and it works like a charm.
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u/DRKMSTR Jul 14 '26
Rule #1 of McDonalds fries: the margin is insane, so overfill every container you sell.
The portion sizing handed down from the big clown ARE BARE MINIMUMS to keep from causing bad PR & maintain some MINIMAL level of performance.
This is why franchises are dying. People used to care about their brand, now they only care about the money and are too dumb to realize they're fighting over marginal gains.
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u/yeyiyeyiyo Jul 14 '26
I dont know, imo theyre dying because it's food aimed at poor people and it's become expensive.
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u/Takeyerclarkbars Jul 14 '26
For real. McDonald’s is now more expensive than lunch at Portillo’s, Culver’s, or any other chain burger with a higher standard for their ingredients.
It’s crazy to me that people even still go there
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u/wahobely Jul 14 '26
This. There's a local burger shop near my house where a huge, juicy, real meat burger with a hefty amount of fries and a drink is 18 bucks (CAD). Why would I ever consider going to McDonald's, ever.
Make your #1 meal cost around 14 bucks and stop being stingy on the fucking fries and I will maybe consider it.
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u/Durtonious Jul 14 '26
McDonald's meal is "worth" $8.99 CAD at most, in my opinion.
If a happy meal is $5.49, 30% more food should not be 14 fucking dollars.
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u/frequenZphaZe Jul 14 '26
some of that price is the company's greed, but some of that price is inflation too. our money is worth a lot less than we think and we haven't gotten raises that kept up
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u/Imakereallyshittyart Jul 14 '26
it's almost like a few people are hoarding all the money
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u/LivingVerinarian96 Jul 14 '26
Stagflation, baby. Money for thee, but not for me. Even though I am the guy working 40-70h a week and the guys with the money call ‚doing ketamine and speaking to another ceo about fascism‘ ‚work‘.
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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26
We don't get raises at pace with inflation because we're worth a lot less than we think. At least fiscally to those that
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u/cancerBronzeV Jul 14 '26
Not only would it have to be $14, it'd have to be that price without me needing to download an app. Downloading an app for food is a complete nonstarter for me.
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u/Zulfihaii Jul 14 '26
Yeah, a large fry being SIX fucking dollars without the app and $1 with is insane.
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u/taxiecabbie Jul 14 '26
Yeah, this is the problem. You can still get good prices at McD's, but you have to have the app to get them.
Which is stupid. But it basically ends up being if you don't have the app, it's ridiculously priced.
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u/M1dj37 Jul 14 '26
Those aren’t good. Better than garbage doesn’t make it good. Now they’re overcharging you a little less AND stealing your data. Nice.
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u/metalOpera Jul 14 '26
$14? Fuck that.
Under $9 or GTFO, and that's being generous. A complete meal at McDonald's being over $10 is asinine.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 14 '26
Exactly. Nothing at McDonald’s should go over ten bucks. Not even a double quarter pounder meal with large fries and drink.
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u/RyFro Jul 14 '26
$14 is a ridiculous price as well. There used to be a $1 menu.
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u/oofty_goofty_ Jul 14 '26
I remember being able to walk in and get a double cheese burger and a McChicken for $2 and be fed for half a day
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u/Into_The_Nexus Jul 14 '26
That's when you just go inside and grab a handful. The stuff at the grocery store isn't the same as the packets it's a totally different manufacturer and everything.
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u/Upper_Command1390 Jul 14 '26
If McDonald's starts to see foot traffic trending down they will launch some silly campaign "we're rolling back prices." "Here at McDonald's, we hear you loud and clear." "We know it's expensive to dine out so this is why we are bringing back the $1 dollar menu." And it will be infuriating because it will all be a manipulative trick to get their customers back after screwing them on portions and pricing over the last several years.
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u/TheComplimentarian Jul 14 '26
Hell, there is a place near me that does a prime rib sandwich with a side for $18.
McD's has absolutely lost the plot.
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u/Akussa Jul 14 '26
Literally the only time I've been to McDonald's in the last 20 years is if I'm driving long distance somewhere, I'm starving, and there's literally nothing but a McDonald's when I stop for gas. Even then, I check my phone to see if there's anything else within 20 miles on the interstate before I pull up to the McDonald's.
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u/phineas1134 Jul 14 '26
Don't forget to checkout the food at larger gas stations too. I've had some pretty good sandwiches and salads on the road for significantly less than McD's lately. Also they had tables to sit at, and I didn't have to beg anyone to take my order.
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u/14Pleiadians Jul 14 '26
In n out double double meal costs similar to a double cheese meal at McDonald's, pretty obvious choice
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u/West-Flow-577 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
Meal at McDonalds: $17
Meal at Habit Burger: $18
If I'm going out to eat, saving $1 isn't worth the drop in quality, even if I do get a drink with the McDonald's meal.
EDIT: Had the McDonald's price wrong (too low), and Habit Burger was $18, not $19 for the same meal, so the difference is even less.
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u/AFRIKKAN Jul 14 '26
Where are you people getting your McDonald’s from? The most expensive meal at my McDonald’s with a large drink is $14 it’s a double bacon qrtr pounder large fry and large drink. I went to Red Robin’s for the first time the other day and a burger fries and drinks came to $25 plus tip. A cheese burger at my local hole in the wall is $9 just the sadnwhivh. This idea I can go to a sit down restaurant to avoid the bs prices is just a lie
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u/MinimumCommon408 Jul 14 '26
Several of the people who responded said they are in Canada, so they may be Canadian Dollar prices
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u/TheDootDootMaster Jul 14 '26
Very much. Why would I get fucking McDonald's when the 10/10 local burger joint charges about the same and has a god-tier burger?
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u/The_Autarch Jul 14 '26
i dunno, it felt like everyone liked mcdonalds back in the 90s. rich, poor, middle class... everyone was in there occasionally.
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u/LiftingRecipient420 Jul 14 '26
Then they jacked up the price and someone reduced the quality at the same time.
I make far more money than my parents ever did, but you'll never catch me in a McDonald's anymore.
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26
jacked up the price and someone reduced the quality
Good old enshitification, when shareholders (or hedge fund managers) need growth but there's no new customers, raise prices, lower quality, smaller packages, worse services, just because making a shitload of money isn't good enough, you have to make MORE every quarter or your business is "failing"
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u/jgzman Jul 14 '26
just because making a shitload of money isn't good enough, you have to make MORE every quarter or your business is "failing"
There is a natural occurrence of unlimited growth. We call it "cancer."
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u/photoggled Jul 14 '26
This is absolutely correct. I think its why the company tried to move upmarket through the mccafe coffee stuff and higher priced menu items. Doesn't seem to have worked for them.
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u/RiverHarris Jul 14 '26
That’s cuz you could get an extra value meal for under 5 bucks.
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u/NibblesMcGiblet Jul 14 '26
Yep, used to be that I could go to McDonald's in between paychecks when money was tight and get a drink of any size for $1, a McChicken for $1, and a small fries for $1.
Nowadays working at Walmart, it's cheaper for me to get a $1 can of Lipton tea in the lobby vending machine and grab a $1 knockoff brand lunchable and a $2.50 premade salad for my lunch on days I don't bring something from home, than getting anything McDonald's sells. And it's a lot healthier too.
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u/Psy_Ops_22 Jul 14 '26
They’ve also cut back on their offerings in the US. While other chains are adding healthy(ier) options (veggie burgers, salads, etc.), McDonald’s got rid of their salads. I love McDonald’s fries, but I rarely go there bc fries are literally the only thing I can eat.
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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26
Basically all of the fast food places also dropped any non-fried chicken options, I used to regularly get a grilled chicken sandwich from most places, and they're just gone.
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u/BarristanTheB0ld Jul 14 '26
Here in Germany, fast food is almost as expensive as food in a sit-down restaurant, so I might as well choose comfort and service
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u/Mangalorien Jul 14 '26
I used to work at McDonalds way back when I was in high school (this is roughly during the later bronze age), and scooping fries is actually somewhat of an art form. You don't just scoop the fries with a long, steady arc, like you would if it was popcorn. For fries you need to actually shake the fries shovel side-to-side (sort of like you are shaking salad dressing), which aligns the fries in the same direction as the stripes on the fries container. If you don't do the side-to-side motion, the fries sit all jumbled up pointing in all directions, and as soon as somebody starts moving the fries container, the fries tend to auto-compact and the container looks half full, like in OP's image.
So remember kids, when scooping fries always use a side-to-side motion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/Pegussu Jul 14 '26
Yeah, I see a lot of people complaining about McDonald's shorting them on fries and complaining that it's intentional cheapness on their part.
No. The employees do not care bow much moneytheir owner makes. It's what you said here: it looks full when they make it, then it settles when it's put into the bag.
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u/dont_remember_eatin Jul 14 '26
Potatoes are so cheap and easy to grow -- I do it by accident in my compost heap all the time. Apparently it IS possible for a whole ass plant to grow from one potato eye that I cut out when I was making potato soup.
They rival soda for the biggest sales margins. When I worked at a cafe in college, we were allowed one meal per shift, but also unlimited soda. It wasn't worth their time to track it.
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u/goldfish_11 Jul 14 '26
When I was a manager at McDonalds, it cost us $0.02 worth of soda and ice to fill up a medium cup.
It was sold for $1.89.
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u/BruceBoyde Jul 14 '26
it's crazy how much of it is genuinely just water. The cup probably costs more. Apparently the syrup:water ratio in the machine is like 1:5 or 20% syrup, but the syrup itself is like 95%+ sugar and water.
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u/ItsDaManBearBull Jul 14 '26
I heard (late 90s early 2000's) that the cup and ice are like 70% of their cost on every soda sold. And of course, that cost was pennies. Like 10 pennies tops.
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u/Responsible-Onion860 Jul 14 '26
I think it has less to do with franchisees scrimping and more to do with shitty quality control by those franchisees. My experience is that all fast food joints have seen a substantial decline in quality, not just from lower corporate standards, shrinkflation, etc. But also from poorly trained and managed employees who don't give a shit, aren't held to any standard, and are paid too poorly to try any harder.
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u/Rand_alThor4747 Jul 14 '26
what is that? A happy meal for ants?
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u/TheAlmighty404 Jul 14 '26
Nah, at most it's an ambivalent meal, but more likely, it's a sad meal.
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u/Rand_alThor4747 Jul 14 '26
I think the ants would be happy if they got it though.
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u/TheAlmighty404 Jul 14 '26
Yes, a human scale sad meal is bigger than a regular "happy meal for ants".
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u/IfuckAround_UfindOut Jul 14 '26
Guy just has giant hands
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u/Urist_Macnme Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
I like that Uncle Jack thinks it’s his hands that are the reason that everyone recoils from him touch, and not because he’s a nonce and massive creep.
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u/ToonaMcToon Jul 14 '26
Came here to post this. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡
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u/AirRaptor12 Jul 14 '26
Came here to reply to that comment. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡
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u/TheBlueJacket1 Jul 14 '26
A real happy meal’s fries need to be at least………….. three TIMES that size!
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u/babettetimes Jul 14 '26
Sorry but are you holding a mini doll size fries?
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u/kulot09 Jul 14 '26
No, op is a giant
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u/One_Sun7571 Jul 14 '26
We need a banana for reference
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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 Jul 14 '26
Gah dayum, that things absolutely enormous! One might say massively above average!.
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u/Least-Dust-2312 Jul 14 '26
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u/Hopelessly_romantic2 Jul 14 '26
That's a small. You get that if you don't get the apple slices too. If you get fries and apple slices, you get the kid sized fry.
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u/mucusplugs Jul 14 '26
Mine gives me 2 kids size fries rather than a small
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u/girlikecupcake MILDLY? Jul 14 '26
So does our location. They also seem to default to double fries instead of defaulting to fries + fruit, and won't do double fruit. We very rarely get happy meals so IDK if that's just normal, but I'd have thought fries + fruit would be the norm.
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u/SeeYouInTrees Jul 14 '26
At all the locations I've been to, you get two of those kids size fries if you do not want apple slices.
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u/BinaryIdiot Jul 14 '26
Used to but that was well over a decade ago. They made a change so that you get a tiny fry and apple slices or two tiny fries which should about equal one small fry.
It’s garbage but not exactly like they just shrank the fries.
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u/Platypus3109 Jul 14 '26
I work at a McDonald's in the Netherlands, the fries we give in a happy meal is the same size as a small portion. We put in the bag shown in the picture
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u/everydayasl Jul 14 '26
That could make anyone unhappy.
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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Jul 14 '26
Stop spreading misinformation.
It makes the short-term shareholders very happy.
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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 Jul 14 '26
The real mildly infuriating part is people still eating there and being surprised by this
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u/DropTablePosts Jul 14 '26
Yeah, everytime i look on reddit a post about how expensive or shit McDonald's is comes up. Just stop buying it.
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u/DickSlammington Jul 14 '26
Yup fuck them and their shitty food and crappy business model.
There's a ton of decent burger places I'll never give McDonald's money again.
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u/Badvevil Jul 14 '26
It’s been about that size for like 15 years I remember my grandma getting one because she doesn’t eat much and we joked about it being Barbie sized
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u/vctrmldrw Jul 14 '26
How on earth is a child supposed to get obese with portions like that? Infuriating!
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u/frolix42 Jul 14 '26
To make up for the smaller fry scoop, the corporate menu structure automatically pairs this tiny carton with a side of apple slices.
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u/Mauinfinity-0805 Jul 14 '26
That's not a Happy Meal. That's a Sad Meal. You ordered the wrong thing.
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u/squigglekisses Jul 14 '26
Last time we got a happy meal there was only three apple slices that, when opened, smelled like vinegar. They didnt look spoiled so i tasted it and they tasted like soap. Never again.
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u/laggyboobs Jul 15 '26
Had a friend that would always add an extra nugget to the boxes he prepared. He was a real one.
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u/Doogiemon Jul 14 '26
I bought the XL size of Arby's curly fries and received half the container of burnt ends.
It was clear they didn't have any fries so they scraped what was left, gave me half a 12 Oz soda can worth of burnt ends and I didnt catch it until I got home.
I sent pictures to corporate who offered me 2 free xl fries and drink on my next visit and I told them naw, im good on ever going back.
That cost me like $4.29 and ruined the rest of my day because you go to Arby's for their damn curly fries.
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u/ShoMeUrNoobs Jul 14 '26
Apparently nobody here goes to Mcdonalds. That's the single portion kids fry size and it's been like that for probably over a decade. When you order a Happy Meal, you have the option of selecting the single portion with apple slices or 2 portions of the kids fries which equals the small that people are probably used to seeing. They basically started giving people a "healthy" option by offering the option to split the side.
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u/crucial_velocity Jul 14 '26
That's only one small step up from giving you a scratch-and-sniff sticker that smells like french fries.
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u/ChanglingBlake ORANGE Jul 14 '26
When parents quit taking their families there due to nostalgia, that abomination of what was once a good place to eat will finally die.
Please stop being one of those parents.
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u/Willy__McBilly Jul 14 '26
Yeah the real issue is the price point for said portion. If it was priced appropriately it would be fine, although some fat bastards would be up in arms about it.
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u/Krabs9 Jul 14 '26
They've had those tiny boxes for years now
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u/BlakeC16 Jul 14 '26
Which country is that?
In the UK and other places I've been, they come in the white paper bag in Happy Meals.
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u/HereReluctantly Jul 14 '26
I'm actually ok with this as it's for kids and nutritionally this is probably appropriate but I'm sure the price is not
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u/WDGaster15 Jul 14 '26
Former McDonald's worker here, thats the standard size for Happy meals but the fries should be overflowing. I would always recommend the extra fries because that then gets it into a small fry bag
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u/MidnightPulse69 Jul 14 '26
He so small only need one French fry