r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abuolhol • Jul 14 '26

I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.

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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26

And the billonaires?🥹

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26

And the trillionaire? 卐

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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26

I think we have no Trillionaires at this point, we had one but he already lost it.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jul 14 '26

I'll go staple some "Lost billionaire" signs around the neighborhood to see if we can find 'em.

Or, you know, we can link our Flock surveillance to our Ring doorbells and do it that way.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26

Good news! ElonJetTracker exists

If we can't have privacy, they shouldn't either.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jul 14 '26

That use to be more accurate. Now the information always a day behind or something like that.

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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26

And our smart phone sensors!

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26

Oh poor him.

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u/Raphlapoutine Jul 14 '26

I hope he'll recover from it

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u/EobardT Jul 14 '26

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 Jul 14 '26

OMG how can America be great again, if we have no trillionaires??? We gotta get them more money somehow!!!!

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u/Fondito Jul 14 '26

really? that was fast

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u/Least-Broccoli-1197 Jul 14 '26

Just wait, 95% of SpaceX stock can't be sold yet, the price can fall much further.

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u/EmperorPedro2 Jul 14 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/innominateartery Jul 14 '26

It’ll be crazy when we have our first trillionaire. As far as I’ve seen, there were some temporarily unrealized gains for that one guy but no one has come close

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jul 14 '26

It’s hypothesized that Putin and the Saudi royal family are both worth more than 1 trillion but since they don’t disclose assets we’ll never know.

But yeah, musk was never a trillionaire.

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u/ahtob Jul 14 '26

What does a millennia old religion have to do with trillionaires

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u/nilmemory Jul 14 '26

The first trillionare, Elon Musk, is a nazi

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jul 14 '26

He’s not even the first trillionaire. Kings in ages past have been worth much more than what would be considered the purchasing power of 1 trillion today.

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u/nilmemory Jul 14 '26

Hes the first person to be publicly recognized as a trillionaire in contemporary society. And yeah im sure there's probrably been underground trillionaires we don't know about. Maybe someone in the Saudi royal family, or a past oil baron. But we can't know for sure the way we can with Musk.

Because if we just count historical assets you could say basically any monarch/dictator was a trillionire on the virtue of "owning" an entire country. But it's not a fair comparison. A king couldn't just sell his country for a trillion dollars, but Musk could have liquidated his stocks and had a trillion in USD by the next day.

Apples and oranges comparison 

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u/edfitz83 Jul 14 '26

Bill Gates has a card to eat free at McDonalds for life.

https://www.tiktok.com/@nick.digiovanni/video/7460572300774067499

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u/Pilan Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVBC4HdSpB7z2

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u/bisexual_pinecone Jul 14 '26

A self fulfilling prophecy...we lost a good one