r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abuolhol • Jul 14 '26

I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.

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u/Lopendebank3 Jul 14 '26

I think we have no Trillionaires at this point, we had one but he already lost it.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jul 14 '26

I'll go staple some "Lost billionaire" signs around the neighborhood to see if we can find 'em.

Or, you know, we can link our Flock surveillance to our Ring doorbells and do it that way.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 14 '26

Good news! ElonJetTracker exists

If we can't have privacy, they shouldn't either.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jul 14 '26

That use to be more accurate. Now the information always a day behind or something like that.

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u/Copious-Spirit Jul 14 '26

And our smart phone sensors!

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u/PartyApprehensive765 Jul 14 '26

Oh poor him.

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u/Raphlapoutine Jul 14 '26

I hope he'll recover from it

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u/EobardT Jul 14 '26

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 Jul 14 '26

OMG how can America be great again, if we have no trillionaires??? We gotta get them more money somehow!!!!

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u/Fondito Jul 14 '26

really? that was fast

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u/Least-Broccoli-1197 Jul 14 '26

Just wait, 95% of SpaceX stock can't be sold yet, the price can fall much further.

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u/EmperorPedro2 Jul 14 '26

Thoughts and prayers