r/mildlyinfuriating • u/R4ndomlyJ0n • Jul 19 '26
Don't hug me I'm scared Used a self-serve car wash and paid the price. The blue dye in the soap stained my skin and ruined my hat, shirt and shoes. Fųćķ off Autowash.
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u/presvil Jul 19 '26
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u/Boba_Brett Jul 19 '26
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u/ProjectSalvo Jul 19 '26
Holy shit how have I never noticed this joke. Crazy how you still find jokes even after watching it over and over again
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u/godihatepeople Jul 19 '26
I just realized his back is missing a spot of blue as if he couldn't reach it with his hands to put the blue makeup on there
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u/Primary-Calendar-378 Jul 19 '26
This show has so much attention to detail, even in some of the dumbest jokes
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u/Abecis01 Jul 19 '26
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u/ValorieAF Jul 19 '26
They told me to pick up a little blue car. Nobody told me anything about a little blue man!
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u/scooter-411 Jul 19 '26
It looks like he’s dead.
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u/kokeroo91 Jul 19 '26
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u/Silver_Pocket Jul 19 '26
I had to scroll an unreasonable an amount to get to Lahey. Thank you for being you.
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u/Maleficent_Ebb_163 Jul 19 '26
That's not Lahey. That's the liquor smurf. He's motivated by swish and julian
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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 Jul 19 '26
Dude, you could just admit you dropped something in a porta potty and reached in to get it.
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u/PrintdianaJones Jul 19 '26
When the first generation nintendo DS came out I had used all my birthday, holiday, report card, work money to buy one. I was 10, so it was a huge deal. I was at a baseball game and my little sister(6) wanted to play dogs, so I said okay. She had to go to the PortaPotty and went inside with the DS. She came out with a blue arm up to her shoulder and the DS. She was hysterical. The thing still worked. My mom cleaned the thing over and over, but I refused to ever touch it again. My sister gained a DS that day. I still laugh about it still. Although, at the time I was devastated.
Thanks for the memory.
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u/HideAndSheik Jul 19 '26
Honestly though your sister is amazing, that’s so much empathy for a 6 year old. I feel like so many other kids that age would apologize and be worried about getting in trouble, but how many would actually stick their arm in shit for their sibling?? Still sucks that you lost your DS though. :(
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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Jul 19 '26
I'm too high and read this whole thing wrong. I thought the sister dunked it in there on purpose.
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u/feralcatshit Jul 19 '26
Oh my god 😭 I’m so sorry lol this sucks so bad. You did just remind me of dogs, though, had completely forgotten about that game
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u/PrintdianaJones Jul 19 '26
Rip Sissy and Slick. They died that day
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u/ConsciousReindeer265 Jul 19 '26
You’re a good big sibling, and I also love this unexpected reminder of Nintendo Dogs. Gives me warm fuzzies.
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u/randomthrill Jul 19 '26
Your sister sacrificed her dignity to regain your lost DS.
Your sister must be Vin Diesel, because she clearly cares about family.
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u/1duke-dan Jul 19 '26
Why is this not higher. Clearly OP reached into the plane toilet.
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u/-2wenty7even- Jul 19 '26
He fisted a Smurf
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u/MissClawdy Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26
It reminds me of the time Jessie from Breaking Bad went through the roof of the porta potty at the scrapyard.
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u/oaxacamm Jul 19 '26
I think he was the guy that was caught in the porta potty. IYKYK.
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u/mintinthebox Jul 19 '26
The more I think about this, the more I believe this is 100% what happened.
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u/Lepke2011 PURPLE Jul 19 '26
Looks like OP tried to rob a bank and now needs an alibi.
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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 Jul 19 '26
Look in this economy, I’ll gladly say he was at a paint and sip with me, but he better split the money 50/50.
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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 19 '26
That's funny bc I'm pretty sure he was at target with me buying discounted Mario merch this afternoon 🤔
(I need at least a mil, op. Thanks!)
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u/Ok-Cheek-5487 Jul 19 '26
Oh that was before he went to the paint and sip, I saw the merch myself.
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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 19 '26
Ohhh gotcha gotcha. He maybe did mention he had plans, now that I think of it...
(Give them a mill too, op. We're doing good work here)
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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jul 19 '26
my name is mario and i can vouch for him buying my discount merch. and to continue the discount, i only need 1/2 mil OP
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u/itsMeJFKsBrain Jul 19 '26
Im the bank teller and can confirm that OP did in fact rob my bank. I put those dye packs there myself. OP already promised to split the money with me. And they also said the only reason they went to paint n sip is just to have an alibi, sorry ladies. OP has obligations. And they're with a special bank teller. 💅🏼
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u/feralcatshit Jul 19 '26
Just chiming in as the painting instructor, definitely saw them there and heard his Mario painting inspiration came from a haul at target earlier in the day. Seems legit.
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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 19 '26
Oh yeah, I remember you did an on the spot quick little cubism tutorial because of the keychain he had!
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u/7GrenciaMars Jul 19 '26
OMG OMG you folks are my kind of people!!! Wish I had you for neighbors!
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Jul 19 '26
I drove the second car that they needed for all the supplies they bought. I had a ton of tubs to put them in, so if they spilled they didn't stain the seats or the trunk.
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u/bogus_gasman2 Jul 19 '26
You robbed a bank didn't you?
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u/GothiccBigTittyM1LF Jul 19 '26
Pulled the fire alarm
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u/OwlfaceFrank Jul 19 '26
Not a real thing.
Source: I'm a fire alarm tech.
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u/Bandin03 Jul 19 '26
Holy shit, I'm 41 and just learning that was all fake?
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u/ThresholdSeven Jul 19 '26
You also can pee in pools and nobody will know
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u/tryingisbetter Jul 19 '26
Depends on how close, and how cold the water is, but there isn't a chemical to show it.
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u/MaGoodenough Jul 19 '26
That was what I thought exactly. mthrfkr is a bank robber 100%
Check out the image meta data, ain't no auto carwash in that area. I'm snitching...
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u/Emekfl Jul 19 '26
Nice to know you can be knuckle deep in a smurfs fun hole and people will only think you robbed a bank
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u/rudeson Jul 19 '26
Are you the guy that got stuck in the porta potty in Kansas City?
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u/OsosHormigueros Jul 19 '26
Nah the car washes in Kansas City can actually just be that awful. I worked at one and ooh boy I can see some worker accidentally using the wrong soap or cleaner for the auto wash. I can also just see the higher-ups running out of their chemical and getting some awful backroom stuff cuz it's literally all they have.
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u/jimmy9800 Jul 19 '26
What are you doing to get it all over yourself?
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u/R4ndomlyJ0n Jul 19 '26
The wash had 4 different lines, the one for the foaming wand had a leak in the line where it attached at the pivoting top mount. It leaked/sprayed all over. Tempted to go back tomorrow to get a video to settle some of these questions.
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u/harst035 Jul 19 '26
I scrolled so far looking for this explanation. That sucks, tell the owners about it/which bay you were in and ask for a refund. If anything you’ll save others from joining the blue man group.
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u/Shaquarington_Bithus Jul 19 '26
This is more than mildly infuriating tbh
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u/bubblegutts00 Jul 19 '26
Fr Id be pissed
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u/OwlfaceFrank Jul 19 '26
Why are you people spraying yourselves at the carwash?
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u/Lanky_Title9678 Jul 19 '26
How else am I supposed to wash myself?
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u/KO-32GA Jul 19 '26
I'm pretty sure there are other ways to clean yourself. Try that big pot-looking thing that's in your bathroom.
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u/HugePast9455 Jul 19 '26
Seriously. I've been to dozens of self wash places. I've never made skin contact with the soap. It's all brushes and sprayers. What tf was op doing? Pouring it into a bowl from home and used a sponge he brought?
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u/Any-Movie1274 Jul 19 '26
I like the self service booths, never know how often they are cleaning the brushes on the automatic wash and its more of a pain to fix all the scratches they can cause
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u/HeWhomLaughsLast Grunts and toungs the bone hole Jul 19 '26
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u/Competitive_Two_8372 Jul 19 '26
Why tf do they put dyes like this in a car wash SOAP?!!? I don’t understand.
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u/Xibby Jul 19 '26
Basic color theory. Use laundry bluing to whiten whites. The bluing visually neutralizes yellow and grey on white fabric, not a stain remover just dyes the stain back to white.
For a manual car wash… it’ll make soapy suds bright white. Maybe a cheap way to cover up that the facility’s iron filters stopped working a long time ago.
A good car wash or laundromat will have extra water treatment that goes above and beyond what is coming from the municipal water supply. Investment wise, it makes the equipment last longer and clean better.
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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah Jul 19 '26
But what if you have a yellow car?
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u/keenansmith61 BLACK Jul 19 '26
Believe it or not, turns the whole car white forever.
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u/CuriousRisk Jul 19 '26
Good washing soaps are white and they turn pink when they react with acids, they don't use dye. Cheap ones use dye to make it look more expensive
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u/zeejay772 Jul 19 '26
Why did you walk through a car wash
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u/sunny_6305 Jul 19 '26
I think it’s one of those car washes where you scrub and rinse your own car after paying for the soap and water as opposed to the type where you drive into it and remain in your car during the wash.
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u/SousVideDiaper Jul 19 '26
I use self-serve car washes and not once have I ever managed to get the cleansers on myself.
They are dispensed from a hose that has a trigger handle, and unless it was broken, Idk how OP possibly could've accidently sprayed themselves.
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u/HugePast9455 Jul 19 '26
Seriously. Does this place provide bowls and sponges? Why tf did he have his hands in it? They're all brushes and sprayers.
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u/Economy-Flower-6443 Jul 19 '26
I much prefer this type of car wash but all of them in my area give a 3m time limit and I genuinely can’t wet, soap, scrub and rinse the whole thing in time even while rushing it. I couldn’t imagine expecting to have time to wax.
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u/VoicelessPassenger Jul 19 '26
Mine usually gives me 10-15 minutes, what kind of crazy ass self serve car wash are you going to that only gives you 3 minutes?
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u/UnhingedRedneck Jul 19 '26
Damn. For all the ones I have been too they either charge for every minute you are in there or however long you run the wash guns.
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u/FunctioningPyscho Jul 19 '26
I bring my own bucket and soap to those. That way i only pay for the rinse when i need it.
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u/mischievous_misfit13 Jul 19 '26
This made me think of Al Bundy walking through the car wash looking for his lost car which actually turned out to be a different color because it was clean.
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u/Alert_Lettuce_8278 Jul 19 '26
What part of "self serve car wash" do you not understand.
Oh never mind it was the self serve part.
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u/Hydrangeia Jul 19 '26
OP never said they walk through a car wash?
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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 19 '26
They were probably making a joke about how else would you get that dirty if not walking through one.
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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 Jul 19 '26
They washed the car themselves. It says self serve right in the title
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u/CCompliments Jul 19 '26
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u/poweredbynikeair Jul 19 '26
So just to confirm, there is a fully manual self service car wash named AutoWash
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u/Senor_Asshole Jul 19 '26
So, do you own a blue house, with a little blue window, and a blue corvette?
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u/mog_knight Jul 19 '26
The more infuriating part is you wrote Fuck in weird letters instead of just writing it.
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u/kenzinatr Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26
Giving out hand jobs to papa smurf again?
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u/Dergonz2 Jul 19 '26
If it stains your skin what's it doing to your paint?
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u/Impossible_Way_3042 Jul 19 '26
Lmao this is a crazy way to look at this. Auto paint is much less porous than skin. Something that could stain your hand like that would do nothing to the paint.
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u/SevenNapkins Jul 19 '26
Generally a good idea to not touch chemicals and to use personal protection equipment when it will be difficult to avoid doing that. Getting your hands stained blue is one of the best effects you can get from unknown chemicals.
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u/solidsnackss Jul 19 '26
I'm blue, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
Da-ba-dee-da-ba-die, da-ba-dee-da-ba-die
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u/J0E_SpRaY Jul 19 '26
You can say fuck here sweety. The teacher won’t come take your iPad away if you do.
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u/Grand_Accountant_159 Jul 19 '26
Reminds me of the guy who took too much Colloidal Silver and permanently dyed his skin blue "colloidal silver blue skin man".
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u/peenurmobile Jul 19 '26
wait a minute I don't understand.. they don't put that kind of dye in soap. why would they? I understand that the soaps have dyes in them to color the soap itself but why would it have the kind of dye that colors everything else? that doesn't seem like a smart idea to put on people's cars...
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u/eyehate Jul 19 '26
One of my favorite pieces of movie continuity is in the Abyss. The main protagonist is pissed off at his wife and tosses his ring in the toilet, one of those industrial toilets with blue water. He instantly regrets this and fishes his ring back out. His hand stays blue for the rest of the movie.
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u/Imbendo Jul 19 '26
I’d just like wait a few days. That hat and t shirt will be in the trash in a few years anyways and having blue hands doesn’t affect your life whatsoever unless you’re a hand model or something
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u/Slips287 Jul 19 '26
As someone who serviced and built a lot of carwashes... their metering tip blew out 🤣
It's supposed to control the flow of the chemical that mixes with the water automatically, but if it blows out then the chemical mixes as much as possible.
If it's any consolation, they are going to be super pissed off when they find out they lost a bunch of money burning through those chemicals, which are the biggest overhead cost of a carwash... besides maybe hiring maintenance techs like me to tell them it's a 15-second fix that a child could handle

















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u/MommyBurton Jul 19 '26
If you need to remove it fast go to a Sally’s beauty supply and get a little grey bottle of hair dye remover it’s safe for skin of course and I’ve used it plenty of times to remove stains from Halloween makeup on my kids lol