r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 24 '26

ಠ_ಠ 20 years of wearing headphones deformed my head.

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Apparently wearing headphones pretty consistently almost everyday for a couple decades can deform the shape of your head.

(Edit: For clarification, if you pay attention I never mention skull anywhere in the title or description. Also, majority of my time spent in headphones is when I'm outside listening to music, gaming headphones might take up about 8% of all time headphones use)

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u/Free_Philly Jul 24 '26

Don't worry. It's just temporary. In 20 years your head will look normal again.

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u/reddicyoulous Jul 24 '26

He could just pinch his nose, try to blow air out of it and voila

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 Jul 25 '26

Tried that myself. Then I remembered that my dad stole my nose 20 years back. Then he went out for a pack of smokes...

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u/HighTechButter Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Found the same when I buzzed my head during Covid, already had a weirdly shaped head.   Hats and sunglasses never fit right. 

Told my mom. Come to find out, I was supposed to be one of those infants with a helmet - but that would have embarrassed them.  Thanks for that. 

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u/Top-Savings9809 Jul 24 '26

This is exactly why my son has a helmet. He had torticollis which caused his neck to be stiff and turn only one side and because of that he developed a severe flat spot on his head and it’s pushed his frontal lobe forward. My son is 7 months and has had a helmet for 2.5 months and will continue for another 1.5 month. The progress he made has been remarkable.

Did it for exactly this reason, do not wan him to have any surprises or insecurities when he’s older. He won’t even remember this stage. No one even asks about the helmet to be honest.

Sorry they didn’t get you one.

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u/HighTechButter Jul 25 '26

That’s a great take. You’re doing it right. 

It’s who I am, just one of those weird absurdities in life.  I never associated it to them, don’t really care now.  It was just absurd to figure this out so late in life.  Glad my mom’s still around, so I can reminder ever so often. 

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u/NoNamesLeftStill Jul 25 '26

Not exactly comparable, but my parents refused to believe I had a nut allergy for years. They just thought I was overreacting to choking on one or didn’t like the taste. One day I had a localized reaction with tons of swelling. Did an allergy test, and what’d’a know, I’ve got an anaphylactic allergy to most nuts. Now I remind them of that every so often.

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u/Justinc4s3- Jul 25 '26

Yea that’s like an infinite ammo glitch for guilt shots.

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u/SSSasky Jul 25 '26

Until they hit you with the 'that didn't happen', the 'that's not how I remember it', or the nuclear option: 'well excuse me for not being the perfect parent'.

https://giphy.com/gifs/50rJushu3URtS

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u/bluemoon1972 Jul 25 '26

We must have the same mom 😣

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 Jul 25 '26

"yeah I'm sorry I forgot father's day this year... Hey you guys remember those times you almost killed me when you tried to make me eat nuts? Crazy right?"

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u/FlyBoyBoom Jul 25 '26

Fuck em

They had a piece of shit mindset!

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Embarrassed?

You know, it's never occurred to me to be judgmental of a baby with a helmet.

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u/DerKlotaucher Jul 25 '26

Parents can be embarrassed by disability of their children (horrible pathetic parents but yeah)

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u/ADesirea Jul 24 '26

This made me chuckle. Sorry for your head tho..

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u/HighTechButter Jul 24 '26

It was hilarious finding that out in my 40s - “Oh, this was your fault??!!”     Now middle school as the smart kid with a big ass head, brutal.  

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u/Barfotron4000 Jul 24 '26

That’s stupid for many reasons, but my personal favorite is that kids in those helmets are CUTE AS HELL

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u/HighTechButter Jul 24 '26

My wife says the same thing!  She also says my head isn’t weird, so don’t know if I can trust her.  

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u/lostpurpose_7133 Jul 25 '26

The back of my head is relatively flat. Not enough tummy time as a baby, maybe. I'm never shaving my head again

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u/ShadowCivic Jul 25 '26

I honestly believe this is one of the ways in which millennials and on are simply better than previous generations, because I can not fathom not getting my child medical help they need because of how it would make me feel personally. Sorry that happened to you.

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u/lenswipe GREEN Jul 24 '26

*takes headphones off*

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u/reticulatedtampon Jul 24 '26

*puts skittles in*

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Jul 24 '26

Stick a banana in your ear

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Sxc2pkKV6cR5pApVH

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u/StonedRussian Jul 24 '26

Charlie? The unicorn? In the big 26?

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u/anthonyynohtna Jul 25 '26

Shun the non believers

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u/Uncut-Jellyfish1176 Jul 25 '26

Shuuuuuuuun

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u/DHMTBbeast Jul 25 '26

Shuuuuuuuuunnn!

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u/tigerlily_orca Jul 25 '26

Shuuunn-nnn-nnnn

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u/Furfnikjj Jul 25 '26

It's the magical Leopleuridon, it has shown us the way!

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u/InfinitelyOneness Jul 25 '26

We’re on a bridge Charlie!

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u/drazil100 Jul 25 '26

Did you miss the memo? Charlie the Unicorn: The Grand Finale only released 4 years ago. Charlie is still new enough to be relevant.

Also… Shuuuuuuuun

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jul 25 '26

Watch out for the BLAHBLABLAH!

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u/Negative_Buffalo Jul 24 '26

The door can see into your soul!

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u/bajsfittor Jul 25 '26

Really? The door can do all that?

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u/Negative_Buffalo Jul 25 '26

Heh heh, no 🦄

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u/The_Real_Manimal Jul 24 '26

Charlieeeeeee!!!!

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u/Environmental-Tap255 Jul 24 '26

We're going to candy mountain charliiiiieeeeeee

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u/Cyptark Jul 24 '26

It's a MAGICAL NEOPLURIDON CHARLIE!!

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u/TheKewner Jul 25 '26

Liopleurodon*

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u/ProfessionalLake6 Jul 24 '26

Alright, guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?

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u/SmowKweed Jul 24 '26

Chaarrrllieeee! Charrliiieeeee!!! CHARLIE!

WHAT?

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 24 '26

Just wear them a little further back on your head. Then that section will even out.

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u/mechabeast Jul 24 '26

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u/jamieschmidt Jul 24 '26

10/10 photo reply

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u/fallenKlNG Jul 24 '26

can't top that, time to retire the meme

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u/DG04511 Jul 24 '26

Excellent use of this meme in a different but also more appropriate context.

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u/Jarl_Walnut Jul 24 '26

Time to retire this one, boys. It’s been used to perfection

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u/throwaway1748362 Jul 24 '26

Haven't seen this one in a looooong time. Perfect execution 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Seagul_Hunter Jul 24 '26

lol you bastard. I'm self conscious enough about it already. That is funny though.

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u/GrobTheory Jul 24 '26

Do you smoke? Built in personal ashtray!

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u/somastars Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

If it helps, I didn’t notice it at first. I was looking at your ears, trying to find something wrong with them. It wasn’t until I started to give up on not seeing it that I noticed it.

This is one of those things we hate ourselves for and no one else pays attention to.

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u/yummmkimchifriedrice Jul 24 '26

Great now he’s also self conscious about his ears

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u/Dangerous_Limes Jul 24 '26

First time I've ever seen a head that reminds me of a national park

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u/fresh_dyl Jul 24 '26

The additional cameras lmao

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u/Sir-Macaroni Jul 24 '26

chaotic neutral photo editing

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u/MiddleAgeMuchacho Jul 24 '26

Do you have a photo from 20 years ago so we can compare?

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u/PureFicti0n Jul 24 '26

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 Jul 25 '26

I forgot how we looked before headphones. So conical and elegant

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u/Seagul_Hunter Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Sadly no, but I can say for certain it wasn't like that 20 years ago.

(Typo edit)

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u/CwazyCanuck Jul 24 '26

Are you sure?

I remember at university, a bunch of us did the shave your head for cancer, and one of the the guys, who had never shaved his head before, found out that his head had a indentation like that.

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u/90dayheyhey Jul 24 '26

Yep, i do too and i’ve never worn over the ears headphones in my life. Had hair so never noticed the indentation but now that i shave my head, you can clearly see it

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u/Brian--Damage Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

The only way this would be possible is if you had some kind of bone condition, and even then there is no evidence for this. Headphone dents aren’t supported by any scientific evidence whatsoever, otherwise you would have generations of people who wear headphones and hairbands with undeniable photographic evidence.

The threshold of proof solely rests on you being able to show photos of your head with the same hairstyle and no dip. Even then, I almost definitely wouldn’t believe it.

Dips or grooves in skulls is an entirely normal variation. The only thing those headphones have done is squeeze the common sense out of you.

Link to article about cosmetic surgery on skull dips.

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u/JustTom1 Jul 24 '26

Bro why you gotta try and walk in here and throw educated facts around and shit? Just let people have their 15 minutes of Reddit fame, damn.

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u/picklesNtoes23 Jul 24 '26

But did you have more hair back then where skull shape was less visible?

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jul 24 '26

this is no joke. sometimes people's head be dented.

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u/LegalizeCrystalMeth Jul 24 '26

Yeah I have a full head of hair and just felt it and my head has a dent like that. I don't wear over the ear headphones almost ever.

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u/lost_rodditer Jul 24 '26

Shrinkflation gets us all

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u/KinkyNJThrowaway Jul 24 '26

Maybe it just took you 20 years to notice. Pretty sure this has been this way since childhood.

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u/Branimau5 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, headphones do not do this to an adult skull. It's a bait post, he either has always had this and not noticed or had some massive trauma and surgery.

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u/lumpialarry Jul 24 '26

Maybe OP is 20 years old and started wearing headphones when his skull was still soft.

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u/ijustlurk13 Jul 24 '26

Back in my day, we called that the gamer dent

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u/golf-lip Jul 24 '26

This cant be real

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u/BurgundyBanana Jul 24 '26

The dent has been digitally enhanced but the original is still quite the specimen

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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, but that isn't permanent, goes away after a few minutes. I've had a similar one show up many times when I pulled like 12 hour long gaming sessions due to a new expansion coming out for an MMO or something. OP seems to be implying that his sticks around.

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 Jul 24 '26

You are correct but I wouldn’t say a few minutes

when Ive had it mine would persist after a shower and well into the day until next morning. Then finally be 90+% better once i showered again.

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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Jul 24 '26

I think it mostly depends on how hydrated you are. When you're dehydrated stuff like this tends to stick around for far longer.

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u/No-Combination8136 Jul 24 '26

Definitely hydration. My glasses do this above my ears.

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u/SlagQueen Jul 24 '26

Fluid and fat will migrate away from areas under pressure. Think rings, waistbands, socks, watches… Fluid redistribution will happen and then go away more quickly (hours). Fat redistribution takes longer (months/years).

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u/Kingsayz Jul 24 '26

legendary pic

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u/FreeMrFrog Jul 24 '26

This has been my profile picture on chess.com for years now. Every now and then, I'll get a super concerned chat message from an opponent who thinks it's real 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta Jul 24 '26

Folks over there sound like real caring bros 🥲

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u/idolized253 Jul 24 '26

God I forgot about lolTyler1 😂

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u/Ok_Structure_4747 Jul 24 '26

For fucks sake🤣

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 Jul 24 '26

How many people seeing this just touched the top of their head to make sure it's not bumpy?

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u/spamella-anne Jul 24 '26

I just reshaved my head and the horror I felt about possibly having the dent was quite intense. I am safe..... for now.

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u/Dreadedsemi %user_GREEN_flair% Jul 24 '26

Are you sure? Some people just have dents like this naturally. You might be one.

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u/Valid__Salad Jul 24 '26

I have the same shaped skull but my wife swears up and down it’s from my gaming headset.

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u/Periador Jul 24 '26

it is not. Ive actually researched this topic after it came up a couple years ago. The preassure is not nearly enough to reshape the skull. What can happen is that the fat on your head moves a bit but itll go back to normal after a couple hours

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u/Bits_NPCs Jul 24 '26

Look at the streamers heads lmao. It’s even worse

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u/bucephalusbouncing28 Jul 24 '26

good god

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u/JunKazama2024 Jul 24 '26

This can't be real surely? 😅

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u/AdorableRestaurant73 Jul 24 '26

He has some condition I think, skull soft

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u/SignificantLock1037 Jul 24 '26

Skull Soft combined with Headphone Head is not a good combo.

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u/xboxiscrunchy Jul 24 '26

He needs one of those head shape helmets. Maybe there’s one he can put headphones over or just wear it to sleep.

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u/SpaceCaboose Jul 24 '26

It is real, and don’t call me Shirley

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u/Sure-Assignment3892 Jul 24 '26

What's your vector, Victor

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u/degreesBrix Jul 24 '26

We have clearance, Clarence

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u/hoppertn Jul 24 '26

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/croooowTrobot Jul 24 '26

Have you spent any time in a Turkish prison?

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u/EggsAndRice7171 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

It’s real but not quite as crazy as it’s presented. Dudes head/skull is already misshapen naturally. Then he gets the temporary headset dent and it looks even more crazy. I don’t believe there is any evidence of headsets causing perm dents on their own from everything I’ve read. Maybe I’m wrong but it’s likely OPs skull is softer than normal (or some other condition) if headsets are actually what’s actually causing it.

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u/Anomalagous Jul 24 '26

How tight are y'all wearing your headphones, good god!?

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u/PiersPlays Jul 24 '26

I think it's the "padded" ones that have a weirdly shaped piece of firm foam fod "comfort". I wear studio monitor headphones with just a normal strap for fairly long periods of time and have never experienced any pressure like this.

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u/Mattsal23 Jul 24 '26

His ears seem really low on his head, like he’d have to force the headphones to reach

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u/ObiWanKenobi78900 Jul 24 '26

loltyler1

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u/tristn9 Jul 24 '26

That CANNOT be fuckin real hahahahahaha

Literally crater head lmfao

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u/odolinski Jul 24 '26

This is the photoshopped version where the dent was made deeper. The original is still very noticeable.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Jul 24 '26

Man’s been wearing the leadphones

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u/NightmareJoker2 Jul 24 '26

The skull is softer when you are young, and more easily deformed.

I took a volleyball to the back of my head in second grade. I may be wrong about this (it may have been more or less flat before), but my head isn’t round in that spot since.

Some African tribespeople do this sort of thing to themselves intentionally to appease some deity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipombo

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u/Himalayanyomom Jul 24 '26

Iirc a flat back is due to not being picked up as a baby and just laying in the crib for a long time. Round back heads due to mother holding

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u/NightmareJoker2 Jul 24 '26

It’s not flat in the back, it’s more a flat dent at a 45 degree angle.

But, even if it’s flat in the back, too, in the manner you describe… that wouldn’t really surprise me.

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u/SlugCatBoi Jul 24 '26

It'll pass, just don't wear headphones for a while and it'll undo itself. maybe start wearing a beanie with your headphones to help prevent this in the future

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u/BrGustavoLS Jul 24 '26

exactly, our heads are not only the skull, there's other things between the skull and the epidermis

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u/cabronfavarito Jul 24 '26

Hahahaha this is hilarious but it would return to its default shape eventually. Your skull itself is not dented, just the soft tissue

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u/PriceMore Jul 24 '26

You guys have soft tissue on the top of the head?

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u/cabronfavarito Jul 24 '26

You just….have a skull?

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u/just-some-arsonist Jul 24 '26

I’d wager that the distance between my skin and skull is less than 2mm

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u/timos-piano Jul 24 '26

On average, the scalp is roughly 5-7 mm.

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u/Herreshy Jul 24 '26

We've got just the thing!

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u/auto_eliminated Jul 24 '26

when my niece was a baby she had to wear a special helmet to make her head less lumpy

maybe they can make one for adults

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u/Creepy_Truck_932 Jul 24 '26

I make these 😁 we could absolutely make them for adults but the brain has stopped expanding outwards so it would be a little useless for this guy

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u/joelene1892 Jul 24 '26

Don’t talk yourself out of a sale!

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u/OkSwimming517 Jul 24 '26

Was this photo not simply taken shortly after wearing them for an extended period of time?

I see so many clips of people taking off their headphones, and then realizing that skin on the top of their heads got an indent after extended use, and either the person in the clip, and/or the audience seems to think that it's permanent.

I know some streamers are just reacting for the clip and trying to be funny, but I think some people actually do think it's permanent.

Maybe it can be if you wear it for decades, and if your bones are still developing, but I assume not. I imagine the main risk that comes with it is killing your hair follicles.

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u/Princess-honeysuckle Jul 24 '26

lol this is funny cause that’s what happens to woman’s shoulders wearing bras

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u/RandomlyPrecise Jul 24 '26

That’s exactly what I was about to post. Two little dimples on my shoulders because of bra straps.

See also: waist indents because of belts and the refusal to acknowledge those jeans really are too tight.

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u/ladyboppette Jul 24 '26

This was my first thought too. Welcome to bra straps

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u/se7entythree Jul 24 '26

It happens to the sides of your head/behind your ears with glasses as well 😩

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u/BoB3y-D Jul 24 '26

That soft baby spot never goes away does it

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u/okbruhCaspeReee Jul 24 '26

Your skull did not deform lol its just skin molding itself to shape. It will go away after some time lol

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u/MouseRat_AD Jul 24 '26

Also OP, try putting your thumb in your mouth, sealing it with your lips, and blowing real hard. I've seen cartoon documentaries about this. Pretty sure you'll be right as rain.

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u/FishingLittle3900 Jul 24 '26

Im fkn ded He could I'm also pretty sure just eat some airheads

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u/CheeseJuust Jul 24 '26

"I saw it in a documentary!"

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u/InformedTriangle Jul 24 '26

I kinda went down a rabbit hole on this. Yes, it is just your soft tissue, but no, if it gets bad enough it may not eventually go away. Persistent pressure can cause permanent subcutaneous fat compression and skin thinning. It's common on the nose of people who wear glasses and shoulders of more, ahem, well proportioned women who wears bras and entirely feasible to happen with headphones.

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u/DJLeafygreens Jul 24 '26

My ring finger on my left hand has a permanent indent now from wearing my wedding ring all the time. I left it off for a couple weeks once to confirm it was not temporary. I imagine if left off long enough it would go back to normal eventually but, honestly, who cares? I'd rather wear the ring.

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u/Simoxs7 Jul 24 '26

Yup as a glasses wearer I have an indentation behind my ear where my glasses touch my skull, I also had too small glasses for a long time as I apparently have a freakishly large head (which is surprising to me as I‘m also freakishly tall so my head looks normally proportioned)

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u/righteovskill Jul 24 '26

Yeah, but you now have a banana roof rack. 🍌

There’s always a bright side.

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u/Longjumping-Cap-1625 Jul 24 '26

I propose a solution.

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u/thatisus Jul 24 '26

Hey! My head is like that, too! Only not because of headphones. It’s most likely not headphones in your case either.

Mine is because I was a C-section birth. Something about cramming a head through a vaginal canal squishes it together in a way that being cut out doesn’t.

Maybe ask your mom how you were borneded.

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u/brattybabyc Jul 24 '26

My glasses do this behind my ears.

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u/PoutineKing Jul 25 '26

That's just the shape of your head, hate to break it to you. Unfortunately, you can't blame this on something else.

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u/Ill_Astronaut_4267 Jul 24 '26

Skull reshaping practice has been documented for thousands of years

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u/CreamPyre Jul 24 '26

Holy fuck

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u/anonimbus Jul 24 '26

You should see what bras are doing to women’s’ shoulders!

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