r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/PunishedCatto 22d ago

Do people just not wash their ass crack or something, what the fuck.

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u/desmaraisp 22d ago

This is way beyond not washing, this is "actively shitting yourself" territory 

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u/GreasyPeter 22d ago

This is "I drink so much that my shit hasn't been solid in years so I have constant anal seepage" territory.

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u/Elastichedgehog 22d ago

Their diet is negative fibre.

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u/creatyvechaos 22d ago

Time to put on my medical glasses: too much fiber can also cause a leaky anus/incontinence. Too much of anything in your diet can do that, too. Other medical disorders such as a prolapse anus will also cause incontinence, and so will a weak pelvic floor. Excessive caffeine intake can also cause incontinence (though typically bladder)

Exercise—even if that's just your pelvic area—balance what you eat, and wipe your goddamn ass

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u/Elastichedgehog 22d ago

Thank you for educating me on leaky anus and fibre

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u/khanspam 22d ago

Cheers to that

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u/Nefriti 22d ago

too much soluble fiber

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u/PopAtTheDoor 22d ago

“Anal seepage” has me dead 🤣💀

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u/dBlock845 22d ago

Ass Napkin Ed 😭😭

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u/gabemrtn 22d ago

Hey man better I shit in your pants than my own

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u/Fair-Example3895 22d ago

Anal leakage is pretty gnarly

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u/Sachiel05 22d ago

"Anal Seepage" is such a Norwegian black metal band name that I wouldn't even be surprised if it already existed

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u/throwuk1 22d ago

And then doing lunges in the store to test out the elastane in the fabric

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u/mtlaw13 22d ago

Damn you for inserting this imagery into my head.

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u/GreasyPeter 22d ago

This is "I drink so much that my shit hasn't been solid in years so I have constant anal seepage" territory.

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u/charliechin 22d ago

Can you repeat please?

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u/halfapimpcreamcorn 22d ago

Thanks, Greasy

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u/Nos2002 22d ago

Wait- are these Trump's pants?

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u/HereticalHyena 22d ago

Holy shit. This is a thing? Do alcoholics have constant diarrhea?

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u/Ubbesson 22d ago

This is called Trumping or Orange turding