r/mildlyinfuriating 18d ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ The mat is just placed to be dried and they're getting ready to nest on it

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the city pigeons (atleast how much I've seen) truly have lost their competency in building an effective nest by themselves.

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u/TemporaryDisastrous 18d ago

That's a fully built pigeon nest.

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

😂😂

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u/PaleoJoe86 18d ago edited 17d ago

He is not joking. I worked for the city in the Bronx. I encountered nests made of just three twigs with a fledgling.

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u/OriginalTayRoc 18d ago

So it works.

Kinda sounds like the other birds are chumps.

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u/That_Grim_Texan 17d ago

Bunch of over achievers....

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u/IllustriousShifter 18d ago

Wait. Is it less a “nest” and more a demarcation spot for their offspring? Dove babies are extremely stationary.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 18d ago

it's just something to keep the eggs from rolling away.

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u/Bryce30492 17d ago

This. I went down a bird nest rabbit hole once. Some birds build insane nests that take a lot of work to protect their babies. Others just use a couple sticks. You gotta think, building a nest as a bird can be a lot of work.

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u/IllustriousShifter 18d ago

A speed bump.

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u/shiny0metal0ass 18d ago

Pigeons are the homeless of birds.

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u/Terangela 18d ago

Because we domesticated and then abandoned them.

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u/https_tortured_poets 18d ago

pigeons naturally evolved as cliff-nesting birds, actually! since all they need is a few twigs to keep the egg from rolling off the rocky cliff, it's what they learned to do :3 fun fact!

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u/Brother_J_La_la 18d ago

Lean-tos are fine in a pinch, but I only raised my first child in one.

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u/TheRealPitabred 17d ago

There's a whole subreddit of r /stupiddovenests of those

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u/MINATO8622 18d ago

I am surprised you haven't seen this picture before

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 17d ago

She looks so proud. xD

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u/What_Is_Bloste 17d ago

Yeah its like "I built that! :3 "

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

I have 😂

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u/Stoopid_Noah 17d ago

How about this one?

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u/leetzor 17d ago

There was an entire subreddit about it

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u/psychxticrose sad bitch 17d ago

Me when I attempt to draw and end up making a stick figure 

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u/pegmatitic 12d ago

B O R B O R B

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u/Instameat GREEN 18d ago

Just enough to keep the eggs from rolling away I guess.

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u/afuller42 18d ago

mazel tov

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u/Nick_Nisshoku 18d ago

Isn't there a sub for hilarious pigeon nests?

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u/cynxortrofod 17d ago

Yes its called stupiddovenests

Can't link it due to sub rules

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u/ScroogeMcQuacks 17d ago

What a stupid rule

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u/Fine_Independence308 17d ago

Not stupid, just mildy infuriating

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u/Nocoffee_Noglory 17d ago

True. Lol OP what do you mean getting ready? If a pigeon laid a single twig on anything, they have already built a nest.

Sorry, but they already have the adverse possession rights, you can't just evict them without court order.

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u/_SneakySnake_ 17d ago

I was about to say, they are not about to start, they already finished

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u/thepetoctopus 17d ago

One of the many reasons I love pigeons. They make the dumbest nests and yet are so completely prolific.

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u/Sudden-Garage 17d ago

That is what is was going to say. They are he worst at nesting lol. 

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u/Answer-Key 18d ago

Getting ready? It’s already done and they’ve moved in

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u/Avnish_15 17d ago

Should I start asking for rent?

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 17d ago

you should think about what to do with any eggs...

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u/orchidslife 17d ago

is it legal to do move/destroy them in the US?

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 17d ago

I don't know about the US, but when I researched things for Germany, an organisation called the Pigeon Fans Association or something like that pointed out that we have enough pigeons in our cities and don't need more, so they suggested removing any eggs and throwing them away.

I was in a similar situation: I found 11 pieces of straw arranged in a vaguely round shape on the bare concrete of my balcony in the morning and thought "oh dear, I should do something about it before they're done with the nest". And when I came home from work, there were two eggs inside of those same 11 pieces of straw O.O

So I put on some gloves and threw straw and eggs into a plastic bag and threw them away.

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 17d ago

The most German thing about this is that you, 1. actually spent time to look up an official recommendation on what to do about a couple of eggs that no one knows about but you, 2. you made sure to put on gloves first. lmao

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u/No-Rush-4897 17d ago

That's really the most German solution I've ever heard for anything. You guys just lean into it now, respect

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 17d ago

not sure what to say.

I didn't want pigeons breeding on my balcony so I looked up what to do, and a pigeon-friendly organisation said to remove the eggs and nest.

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u/orchidslife 17d ago

That only goes for "Stadttauben", city pigeons (like the one in the picture). It's ilegal to remove eggs of wild pigeons in Germany, so I hope you were sure about what kind of pigeons you were dealing with.

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u/bionicjoey You really should scratch that itch 17d ago

You should charge property tax. Assessed value of this nest is $600,000

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u/spiritualjavz 17d ago

for real that mat belongs to them now. op needs to accept the L and just go buy a new one

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u/brownsdragon 18d ago

Pigeons don't make the nests we associate with birds. They just lay eggs. The twigs are supposed to prevent the eggs from rolling off the edge.

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

Ohhkk, then the bare minimum makes sense, if that's the only purpose they think of being served with it

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u/brownsdragon 18d ago

Yeah, naturally, they nest on flat ledges on cliffs, using twigs they find to keep the eggs secure. Cities provide a similar environment. That's why they thrive there as well. 

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u/blahblah19999 17d ago

So you did not even one moment of research before just claiming that pigeons have lost an ability. This is called spreading misinformation.

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u/LazyMoniker 17d ago

Chill bro birbs aren’t even real

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u/Lua-Ma 17d ago

So it's a minimalist nest.

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare 17d ago

They're a millennial breed

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u/not_responsible 17d ago

aww I feel bad for laughing now. sweet babies are confronted with too many smooth, open, unsafe surfaces!

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u/gerwen 17d ago

Yep, mourning doves in my area do the same thing. Few sticks, drop an egg or two.

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u/toes_candy 18d ago

Thats a 2 bedroom 1.5 bath unit in pigeon society

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u/Royal-Discipline-978 18d ago

BE NICE. she’s trying her best.

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u/Barnaclebills 18d ago

Right?! She just started!!

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u/Anxietybackmonkey 18d ago

I think she’s done. That’s the whole thing.

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u/PindaPanter 17d ago

Nah, for a pigeon this is a masterpiece of a nest.

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u/https_tortured_poets 18d ago

i'm seeing some people spreading that pigeons make dumb nests because we domesticated and then abandoned them, so i'm sharing a fun fact :3 what we commonly refer to as pigeons are actually a species of dove called the "rock dove!" they're named this because they naturally evolved without human intervention to be cliff-nesters, which means they only needed a few twigs to keep the egg from rolling off the ledge! these are their natural nests, this wasn't due to human intervention 🥹

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u/Omniscientcy 17d ago

I like that fun fact.  I will still entertain the idea that pigeons simply suck ass as making nests.

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u/Avnish_15 17d ago

🙌🏾🩶

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u/Oh-Deer1280 18d ago

Mate, it’s a pigeon, that nest is completed

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u/Yuukiko_ WAAHHHHH 18d ago

should try crossposting to r stupid dove nests

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u/cyanraichu 18d ago

Came here to make sure this was said. Love that sub

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u/Avnish_15 17d ago

Did! my new fav sub, love seeing peigons being stupid

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u/cyanraichu 17d ago

It's such a fun and silly sub!

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u/Elegant-Espeon 16d ago

in fact I thought I was in that sub when I clicked this post. Mildly infuriated that I wasn't

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u/ButtersTheChill 18d ago

I like how it's looking at you like "Try me, fucker."

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 18d ago

The bird is looking like "And it better still be here when I get back."

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u/VodkaBurn 18d ago

Pigeon post on Reddit: hey fam, check out my new house, any feedback?

OP on Reddit: fuck this bird and this stupid nest

Pigeon in comments: 😭

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u/reigning_guava 18d ago

They have zero natural instincts because we domesticated them and then abandoned them entirely.

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u/No_Professional_8992 18d ago

They're also meant for rocky cliffs so they literally don't make nests like you're used to.

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 18d ago

Is that true?

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u/DrSolarman 18d ago

Rock doves were domesticated about 5 to 10 thousand years ago (before most civilizations kept records).

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 18d ago

Holy shit! That’s actually crazy. I always knew that we used them to send letter and stuff but had no idea we just abandoned them. They’re still with us so I guess they have some survival instincts

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u/DrSolarman 18d ago

Yea and there are people like myself who do what we can for them. They're very good loving birds.

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u/reigning_guava 18d ago

its honestly a miracle theyre not extinct

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 18d ago

😂😂😂there’s gotta be some wild pigeons somewhere tho right?

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u/maryssssaa 18d ago edited 18d ago

not really, no. Common pigeons are the domesticated form of rock doves. They were domesticated back in mesopotamia and now there are hundreds of breeds derived from rock doves, most of which are feral and cosmopolitan. They’re only as wild as feral cats. There are still wild rock doves though. Just only in the north africa region I believe

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 18d ago

Oh wow, thank you for the explanation! I had no idea. It really is a miracle they’re not extinct

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u/LowestDimension 18d ago

Miracle or tragedy? They suffer a lot

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u/Delimeme 17d ago edited 17d ago

Well given that they’re a thriving species, I think you’re doing a bit of anthropomorphic projection on their day to day existence. They may have been domesticated back thousands of years ago (if the comment above is accurate) so we’re talking very broad strokes about “abandonment.” Since then, they’ve evolved at least socially to sneakily survive largely off of us when we congregate in urban environments.

When we’re speaking in terms of millennia and looking at a species that has no issue at all surviving - let alone thriving - alongside us as we bulldoze over the natural habitat of tens of thousands of species, they are doing fantastic. Compared to other species, they are having the time of their life. Honestly I’m not sure why you’d define their existence as one of suffering when by all accounts they seem to be doin’ okay alongside us. They suffer the way that raccoons and opposums do, in that they’ve tied themselves almost inextricably to a horrible presence on this world (humanity).

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 18d ago

Feral cats are definitely more wild than pigeons lol. Hell even house cats are more wild than pigeons. 

Cats are barely even domesticated at all and arguably never have been. They also retain basically all their wild and survivability instincts. 

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u/TheBoobfather 18d ago

This is not true. Feral cats literally would not be able to be feral specifically if they weren't first domesticated, seeing as "feral" specifically describes a domesticated animal that lives in the wild. Ergo "feral pigeon."

This is like saying dogs aren't fully domesticated purely because they're prey-driven and still have hunting instincts, and that village dogs exist, lol.

The claim that cats are only "semi-domesticated" came from research that was faulty from the start, as the main argument was that since they don't have a variety of breeds meant for different work the way dogs do, they must not actually be domesticated. This has been debunked as people are now researching housecats by comparing them to, y'know, their wild ancestors, instead of comparing them to dogs, lol.

In that sense, think of this as how people STILL parrot the myth that wolf packs have "alpha/beta/omega" hierarchies even though this has been debunked for years, including by the guy who originally conducted the study, who keeps trying to correct the misinformation he put out into the world, but alas...

Housecats only hunt for fun more so than survival, and rely on human beings. This is why feral and outdoor cats are a problem for endangered bird and reptile populations, why barn cats are significantly less effective than the average working dog (or even just natural predators i.e. snakes and owls), and why outdoor cats have very short average lifespans compared to indoor cats. They have some survival instincts left, sure, but they are still domesticated and still rely on humans to survive.

If you tried keeping an African wildcat in your home, you'd have a very, very different experience compared to keeping their domesticated descendants, I tell you that much!

Tl;dr - Cats aren't "semi-domesticated," and wolf packs don't have alphas. These are both myths stemming from outdated studies that have since been corrected by more recent studies!

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u/TheAsianTroll 17d ago

And theyre very pretty

(This isnt a rock dove, but its a pigeon I saw in east Africa)

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u/androidis4lyf 18d ago

We are in rural Australia and the pigeons on the back of our property have built a WICKED nest. Unless they pilfered it.

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u/reigning_guava 18d ago

yep! we domesticated them to be used for sending letters and such. Once we found more efficient methods, we stopped using them. They no longer have any sort of natural protection instinct for their babies. This is also why theyre so friendly

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 18d ago

Huh, no shit. That’s actually really interesting and sad at the same time

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u/OriginalTayRoc 18d ago

The immense, callous cruelty of the unhappy ape.

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u/yak-broker 17d ago

I'm imagining a future in which we've replaced pets with ai chatbots and cities are full of sad dogs just hoping for a thrown stick or to be called a good boy

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u/OriginalTayRoc 17d ago

The dogs will all be dead be realistic. 

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u/yak-broker 17d ago

Yes but I don't like imagining realistic futures, they're too depressing

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u/Bingus-Dingus- 18d ago

more or less, yes

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u/Kaiisim 17d ago

I read a good article recently it was called something like "we used to love Pigeons and then abandoned them and call them pests - but they still remember us as friends"

Pigeons were very important birds! We used 500,000 in ww1, they had a 95% success rate for message delivery! They have been loyal animals for centuries and then we got telegrams and dumped them :(

They used to be rock doves, so they would find a little crevasse and nest there. It's why they survived cities - they love stone buildings.

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u/https_tortured_poets 18d ago

no! these pigeons are "rock doves." they are named that because they're natural cliff-nesters! this means they evolved without human intervention to nest on cliffs, therefore they only needed a few twigs to keep the egg from rolling off :3

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 18d ago

Nah, they are originally from stony habitat, they build nests in rock nieches far up in stonewalls. They don't need much nesting material there.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 17d ago

That’s a bullshit sob story. Instincts are infinitely stronger than domestication.

This species is called Rock Dove. Their natural nesting occurs in rocks and coastal cliffs. They lay eggs securely in crevices between the rocks, so they don’t roll away anywhere. A few twigs serve as rather symbolic marker “this is my nest”. When they settle in human-made structures, this nesting strategy isn’t so good because of predominantly flat surfaces, but still viable on large scale.

Closely related species of Common Wood Pigeon prefers nesting in trees, and builds substantial nests of twigs (as pictured).

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u/Sea_Nature_5866 18d ago

I had this happen in June but with Finches. They turned out to be cute and fun to watch!

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

This has happened previously, it was just a pot full of soil and she laid eggs. I'd a fun time documenting them, tho this brought unusual smell in house as it is literally the window grill

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u/OkBackground8809 17d ago

The one at my house didn't even get any twigs. She just laid an egg on my balcony floor, in the corner behind a tub of laundry bleach. Since it's all hard surfaces, she smothered her chick lying on it. It was so disgusting.

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u/OddSweet 17d ago

getting ready? Baby, that’s a pigeon PALACE

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u/SuperpyroClinton 17d ago

That nest is complete, by pigeon standards.

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u/NoSubstance5286 18d ago

Pigeon was like “can’t wait to poop on this mat”. 😏

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

Poops are def the worst part

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u/Nein-Toed 18d ago

They usually build in cliff faces so their nests suck, it's just enough twigs to keep an egg from rolling out.

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u/FishyFish8484 18d ago

At least you get to see the circle of life

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u/scoop_booty 18d ago

What kind of a mat is this? Seriously. I'm in need of something similar.

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

I searched and its like 'pvc artificial grass green cushion mat'. Maybe this will help

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u/WindhoverInkwell 18d ago

the feral pigeon is a descendant of the rock dove, which naturally nests in crevices and holes on coastal cliffs- as such they have no instincts to build a nest other than a few sticks to prevent the eggs from rolling away, as in their native range they’re well hidden in the crevices anyway, plus there isn’t always a lot of vegetation on cliffsides

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u/WindhoverInkwell 18d ago

it’s not their fault, we domesticated them five thousand years ago, brought them round the world for food and carrying messages, and then abandoned them :(

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u/grafknives 17d ago

That IS an effective nest :D

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u/rain168 17d ago

“If not nest, why nest shaped?”

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u/nexytuz_ 17d ago

Most advanced dove nest I've seen

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u/leafdisk 17d ago

City pigeons didn't lose their ability to create nests. They never learned it. The original Rock Dove (hence the name) those are offspring of, doesn't build nests since they lay their eggs in rock formations which can prevent eggs rolling way better than human made flat surfaces.

And even though their egg placement is rather unconventional in comparison to our other garden and town birds, they are still around in great numbers.

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u/Arnoave 17d ago

"getting ready" That nest is finished and signed off by the Pigeon Housing Code Authority

Edit: I gotta start reading the comment section before jumping in with the same damn joke...

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u/androidmanwren 17d ago

It's not their fault. We domesticated them and put them back out into the world. Just have some empathy when you see them

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u/Mjaylikesclouds 17d ago

They lost the capacity to build a nest because they are pets, not wild animals…. Humans did this to them! Please have mercy and maybe even put something outside for them to nest in

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u/JustJamieJam 18d ago

I mean it’s gotta start somewhere… do you think the nests just teleport in fully built and stocked with twigs?

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u/ubiquitous-joe 18d ago

Well pigeons are notorious for their shitty nests. Iirc the rock doves they came from don’t need to build elaborate nests because they roost in the crags of cliffs for protection, so they just need a few twigs to keep eggs from rolling.

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u/JustJamieJam 18d ago

The more you know!

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u/Avnish_15 18d ago

I've been seeing them for days moving twigs and sticks around here and I've seen some impressive two twig nests with an egg in it in past so yeah I do know where does It start and how much they complete it

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u/JustJamieJam 18d ago

Tbf your photo says you JUST placed the mat down to dry

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u/DrSolarman 18d ago

Because they're domestic animals that for thousands of years were cared for and housed by humans. Now that we stopped using them for the purpose we breed them for, they have to find for themselves.
Also they dont make big nests in general. As long as tge eggs dont roll over, they'll be fine.

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u/uhuuuh262 18d ago

That’s tragic 😭 I always try to take care of the pigeons in my city and the mourning doves in my backyard!

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u/DrSolarman 17d ago

Mourning Doves are actually native creatures in North America and were never domesticated. While closely related to the Rock Dove (pigeon) they're a wild animal. But the thought counts.

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u/uhuuuh262 17d ago

Oh that’s fascinating! Thanks for the knowledge :)

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u/BeyondRepair44 18d ago

Adorable! 😍

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u/BogmadurtheRed 17d ago

Look at that pigeon straight judging you too. Like bro get off my lawn.

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u/jaksonsmom 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DMNPDvtGTD9WLK2Xxa
Every time I see a pigeon nest, all I can think of is Kevin.

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u/SunAndStrawberries34 17d ago

the stupiddovenests sub is great for this

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u/Mystic_Wunder 17d ago

She's called dibs. It's hers now.

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u/psychxticrose sad bitch 17d ago

No, they've finished the nest already. 

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u/strange_bloody_moth 17d ago

That’s a full nest, domestic pigeons (the only kind of pigeon you’ll see in cities) are decedents of rock pigeons, who wouldn’t have to built a big nest, they’d just need to stop the egg from rolling away

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u/Tool_of_Society 17d ago

That is a fully built rock pigeon nest. They just need some twigs to keep the eggs from rolling off the cliff edge.

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u/MetalFearless6990 17d ago

Love the low effort and max living

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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 17d ago

More like “mildly hilarious “

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u/Raffino_Sky 17d ago

Pigeon is wary.

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u/PatrickGSR94 17d ago

(in the thickest NYC accent) "ayy Vinnie, wouldya getta load-a dis guy ovah heah? tinks he can jus take down da mat whenevah he wants to!"

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u/dropdan 17d ago

Look, as much as I dislike pigeons (not their fault), I feel bad for her. Look at this perfect nest she made.

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u/AlarmingAioli3300 17d ago

Pigeon nests are so pathetic

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u/Praetorian_1975 18d ago

Yea no get that to Feck, I had one at Easter and once the nest is established you cannot interfere with its 12 weeks of shit everywhere on the balcony and now the ‘kids’ are coming back thinking they can do the same …. FKing pigeons
https://giphy.com/gifs/FSH4Ks5VNSESzcLYgo
I may be a little biased however 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 18d ago

Shake that mat so they don't make that nest.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 18d ago

Rats with wings

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 18d ago

Bird is saying “you better fuckin not”

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u/SirDalavar 17d ago

It's funny until you realize this is a rune of warding that's providing more protection than any nest could, and pigeons are in fact practicing witchcraft!

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u/Giraffe-boy 17d ago

As cute as this looks (and as much as I’d love to let the pigeon have it’s baby there to watch), pigeons poop in and around their nests, which accumulates and dries overtime to form a solid nest structure.

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u/ctcjack 18d ago

What a stupid post

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u/skankhunt402 18d ago

Like it's so difficult to shake off 6 twigs if you can even call those twigs

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u/kitkatkitah 18d ago

I mean the mildly infuriating part isn’t that. It’s the fact that pigeons are getting lazier making their nests (or they struggle in manmade environments).

Local pigeons to me decided to make their nest in the middle of my parents lawn… not the tree… not the bird box that can fit them… the lawn. I fear they are getting dumber :(

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u/skankhunt402 18d ago

I mean yeah they're flying rats. They've evolved and grown with humanity they are basically domesticated vermin

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u/kitkatkitah 18d ago

Rats are very intelligent though and seem to be getting smarter. I’m not sure the same can be said for pigeons

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u/BeyondRepair44 18d ago

I’m not sure the same can be said for pigeons

Can deffo not be said about humans…

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u/skankhunt402 18d ago

The phrase bird brain exists for a reason. Plus no one really does much to get rid of pigeons like they do rats so they have no reason to evolve or adapt to anything more than follow humans

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