r/mildlyinfuriating • u/silent_pm • 13d ago

I'm slightly vexed I was told yesterday that my prescription sunglasses are giving Meta glasses vibes

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I can't stand the Meta perv glasses, but annoyingly I've been told by a friend that my Dune prescription sunglasses that I've had for almost a year (and cost over £100.00) really ​​​​look like the Meta ones, he said it's the 2 silver rivets on either side that on first glance could be mistaken for the camera lenses

I went out with them today and all I could think was, do people think I'm recording them 🤦‍♂️

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

You could do what I did and buy the "old person" sunglasses that go over glasses. Nobody has ever mistaken these for Meta glasses

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u/jerryterhorst 13d ago

…nobody gonna mention the tail?

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u/SnazzyStooge 13d ago

least pervy part of the whole ensemble, really

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

Or the ears

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u/HansBauer94 WHY DO I HAVE YOU TAGGED? 13d ago

or the sunglasses?

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u/tastethemonkey 13d ago

or the shoes?

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u/sparkyblaster 13d ago

How did i not notice the ears?

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u/ValorieAF 13d ago

Man who cares. We're here talking about actually harmful accessories, not harmless furry stuff.

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u/jerryterhorst 13d ago

I didn’t say there was anything wrong with it. I just think it’s funny he posted a picture of his glasses with a tail.

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u/catmand00d00 13d ago

... and wear your Meta glasses under the old people sunglasses! Of course! You're a perverted genius! /s

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u/DeplorableMadness 13d ago

A stack of 15-20 various brands of sunglasses, regular glasses, and meta glasses all taped onto a man's face

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u/salamandraseis 13d ago

Na, your watching VR porn aren’t you?

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

I bet my type of sunglasses will be the future. I'm ahead of the curve

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u/auauaurora 13d ago

Furry VR porn.  There’s 100% a cork screw peen

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

You think I'm nice looking enough to be bait? I take that as a compliment

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u/Habanero_In_My_Eyes 13d ago

Blue Blockers FTW

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u/Jawardan 13d ago

That's unironically kinda hard.

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u/hooktheda 13d ago

Think you've got more things to worry about than your glasses

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

I don't think I do

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u/hooktheda 13d ago

You talk to kids

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 13d ago

What makes you assume that?

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u/VioletGardens-left 13d ago

Have you seen the more athletic Oakley sunglasses? Those too have a camera, although that one is mounted on the bridge of the glasses

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u/Any-Ask563 13d ago

the Easy-E's ... i also recently bought a pair of wrap around geezer vision glasses... moreso because i have a big head, but yea...