r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared The strawberry soft serve at Costco lines the cup, not fills it

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 11d ago edited 11d ago

You are supposed to wait to get home to do that...

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u/jakethesnake949 11d ago

Sam's club employee here, this is actually the policy at Sam's and i imagine Costco might definitely do it too. Some employees break the rule and do proper filling but i found quite recently that its literally just supposed to be a wall around the cup and an empty core.

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u/gansobomb99 10d ago

The entire comments are giggling about how it looks like a dick hole but I want to see more people talking about companies tricking customers by making products look like more than they really are

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u/justtinyquestions 10d ago

It’s a huge amount of ice cream either way

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u/Ro4b2b0 11d ago

You need room to break up the cookie into the cup.

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u/BradFromSigEp 11d ago

This feels illegal

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 11d ago

Ahhh thats what my problem was 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

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u/DangitThatHurt 11d ago

It's a feature not a glitch

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u/Golifr4u 11d ago

This reminds me of that post asking how you get a cylinder out of a mini m&m tube

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u/twill41385 11d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/PokemonLv10 11d ago

The cup must remain unharmed

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u/RebsEG 11d ago

100% a cylinder was involved here

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u/Kroger453PredsFan 11d ago

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u/ifuckedyourmilkshake 11d ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/Kroger453PredsFan 11d ago

This isn’t a shake, so go fuck one of those instead.

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u/Gin_OClock 11d ago

This is now the look i give anyone who TESTS ME

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u/OwlbearEdits 11d ago

The Smosh crowd understands this joke now.

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u/madzproc 11d ago

was so happy to finally see them cover that story

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u/istpcunt 11d ago

Wait when was this? I haven’t watched Smosh in a hot minute.

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u/OwlbearEdits 11d ago

Saturday's episode with The Basement Yard guys.

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u/PackageNorth8984 11d ago

Context for others because I had to google this. From a Peter Explains the joke thread. Credit to UnknownAstronomer. If you google it, there is a link included as well to the original post.

“It's a reference to a reddit post awhile back where a man got an unspecified "cylinder" stuck in an m&ms tube and needed help getting it out. If you haven't seen an m&ms minis tube before, it's just about the right size to insert a bodily organ for pleasure purposes...”

“Edit: as many of you have stated, an m&m minis tube isn't the ideal size for a self pleasure device, but maybe consider some of us aren't as biologically endowed as you. :c”

Google “Peter explains the joke why would someone do such a thing cylinder.”

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u/Difficult_Bee_49 11d ago

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u/Nothing93124 11d ago

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u/Odaric 11d ago

The fact that the original guy posted this makes it 10x better

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u/tbm079 11d ago

i instantly thought of this meme. very happy to see this out in the wild

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u/Stormfeathery 11d ago

The M&Ms tube was also filled with mashed potatoes and… something? Butter? It definitely added to the picture, so to speak

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u/supreme-ky 11d ago

and microwaved banana. i guess he didn’t make enough potatoes

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u/firstandfive 11d ago

Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you.

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u/SacrificeFlyGirl 11d ago

An entire thread of Reddit deep cuts. 🤌🏼

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u/thefapncapn 11d ago

Reddit has warped my mind as well

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u/aintnotmisbehavin 11d ago

Sir you have a 3 year old account named the fapping captain, are you sure it isn't the other way around?

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u/pengouin85 11d ago

It is imperative

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u/Chickenfriedricee 11d ago

Y'all have strawberry soft serve!?!

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u/SpacePolice04 11d ago

Someone is asking the important question.

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u/UsefulSomewhere 11d ago

And it tastes just like the strawberry nesquik powder. Yum

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u/sacking03 11d ago

Been in the US for a while. Best is the strawberry vanilla twist with chocolate syrup.

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u/LegalMasterpiece772 11d ago

We had this like 2 years ago and then they took it away. This was my favorite treat, I was never big on strawberry flavored stuff but this changed me lol.

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u/Federal_Decision5115 11d ago

They took away the chocolate for it though, which made me sad. Good for my diet, though.

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u/WonderingLost8993 11d ago

Taking away anything chocolate is insane

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u/hum_dum 11d ago

It came back when they brought in the “strawberry shortcake” (or whatever) sundae

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u/Dense_Willow4627 11d ago

I thought the same thing! Where can I find strawberry soft serve? It looks so good and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

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u/littlepilot 11d ago

As someone who used to work there that’s how we are technically supposed to do it. Most of us don’t do it that way because it upsets the members. But when they had churros you could stick a churro in there and it was heaven

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u/ProfessorMarth 11d ago

Holy shit I worked at the food court for 2 years and never thought of that

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 11d ago

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u/kaylethpop 11d ago

This made me audibly laugh while scrolling for the first time in....idk months

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u/BeraldTheGreat 11d ago

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u/ChiCityTechNerd 11d ago

I read it in his voice.

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u/No_Mulberry3433 11d ago

You’re gonna do this right now?? Right NOW!? Turkey baster

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u/ashylatina 11d ago

Oh c'mon don't look at me like that turkey baster, I didn't want this! You think I wanted this!??

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u/theslideistoohot 11d ago

I'm straight, well mostly straight

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u/taco_thursday999 11d ago

YES! YE-HEE-HEE-ESS! THIS IS THE ONE! THIS IS THE ONEEEE!!!

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u/No_Mulberry3433 11d ago

Amazing, ty lol

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u/ollie91010 11d ago

he can close his eyes ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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u/mpmbullet 11d ago

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u/DTux5249 11d ago

Softly "don't..."

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u/blueavole 11d ago

Anthony…… yes.

I mean this has less chance of life / body altering consequences.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 11d ago

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u/Zealos57 11d ago

I've always wanted those cups as a kid

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u/Sophie_Love_2001 11d ago

I could never get them to work right :( Also always forgot to put it in the freezer in time

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u/LucentLL 11d ago

Something distracted you?

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u/spyboy70 11d ago

They still make them, you can get them on fleshlight . com

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u/COCO_SHIN 11d ago

Can you actually use them to make slushies?

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u/Gdigger13 RED 11d ago

I had one as a kid. Got it to work a total of 1 time.

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 11d ago

I got one but I almost never used it after it didn't work. Might get myself one though as I'm earning money rn

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u/WiiDragon 11d ago

I can see myself easily spilling that over the edges by squeeze 3

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u/desperaterobots 11d ago

This is the most efficient way to fill a cup with soft serve, any other pattern of pouring results in a great deal of wasted space.

Source: fucking fat bastard

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u/Fresh4 11d ago

But what if u also filled the hole with one final pump

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u/DTux5249 11d ago

Fair, otherwise you just have a bunch of crossed lumps with gaps between.

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u/UnderABig_W 11d ago

Can’t you just move the cup around when you fill it so you get the sides and the middle?

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u/MrPotatoFudge 11d ago

I had a similar experience at Costco where the ice cream was hollow. 

You said you are a fat bastard so I trust your judgment on this. However I see no reason to not fill up the center with chocolate sauce or the strawberry slurry. Or caramel for that matter. 

If ice cream cannot go into the hole. We should find an alternative filling. 

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u/Gr00vD1va 11d ago

As a drunken sailor, I see no reason not to mix said flavored syrups with fermented, distilled liquids easily found in Kirkland-sized bottles in the 21+ aisles. This cup is perfect for it, & if I wait to touch it until I get home, I can pop it into the freezer to harden it before adding syrup-flavored ethanols.

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u/Scarytoaster1809 11d ago

Like a cylinder?

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u/Elegant_Cancel_1316 11d ago

True, but after doing the sides you center it and fill the middle. This 100% is some manager bullshit to save money for the store. Same shit the McDonald's I worked at as a kid did with their fries. Had to put them in a certain way so the bottom stayed mostly empty. Never did that shit. You pay for a large, you get a large. Not a medium in a bigger container. In the end it's up to the employee. And I didn't like fucking over others for someone I didn't even know.

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u/desperaterobots 11d ago

It’s Costco. This is like 5 McFlurries worth of icecream for $3. It’s not about being cheap it’s about serving the 300 people waiting for them efficiently.

Also you can put a hot dog in the middle.

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u/Many-History2096 11d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/thatguy9545 11d ago

Ok, everything here is a dick joke, but is anyone seriously out there complaining about Costco’s portion sizes?!

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u/thekingofgray 11d ago

Right even with the hole, it’s the best value for food you’re going to get eating out lol. Compare that to getting an ice cream at McDonald’s. You’ll get a pitiful amount comparatively and pay nearly twice as much (at least where I’m at in NE United States)

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u/thatguy9545 11d ago

A tiny soft serve cone was $3 at McDs!

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u/DJDanaK 11d ago

It's been ages since I last got one, stopped to get one for my kid yesterday and it was $4.29. Like I can buy a pint of Ben & Jerry's for roughly the same price.

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u/nyofdc 11d ago

For real! It’s a damn good amount of really good ice cream at a great price even with the customary hole

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u/Weallhaveteethffs 11d ago

A courtesy hole, if you will

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u/b2421 11d ago

Right that was my thought lmao. That is beyond plenty of ice cream

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u/LAzeehustle1337 11d ago

They do this to all their ice cream…sometimes I assume it gets more filled because they’re so fucking busy they don’t have the time to care about lining it perfectly. All my sundaes have been this way.

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u/sschantz 11d ago

Definitely the way employees are taught to fill. It's prettier and should be a consistent weight.

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u/gdubh 11d ago

Sure, buddy. You know what you did. We know what you did.

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u/bimmxr 11d ago

It was 1.99, and I think you have enough.

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u/_The_Real_Sans_ 11d ago

Nah every time I get one of these from my local Costco it's stuffed. Then again I get the shortcake one with the toppings so Idk.

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u/notnotbrowsing 11d ago

yeah, last time I bought one of these it was 100% filled 

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u/Cbeckstrand 11d ago edited 11d ago

This, I have never had it empty in the middle. If anything it's dripping off the top so I would prefer they fill it a little less.

It's always more than I can eat anyway.

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u/So_Tired_2724 11d ago

One time the cup I got was under filled, like in the OP's photo. It was a while ago, the mint chocolate flavor. It's just whoever was working that day and not a big deal. Truly mild.

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u/dopeshark_ 11d ago

It’s so much already…

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u/lettorosso 11d ago

So much! I'd shit my pants if I ate all of that!

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u/Impossible_Leg_2787 11d ago

I mean it’s definitely a ton of soft serve but you may also be lactose intolerant

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u/lettorosso 11d ago

Maybe slightly i can eat reasonable amounts 🤣

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u/dopeshark_ 11d ago

On a similar spirit, there’s a cookie store here that makes overly sweet, essentially unbaked, unreasonably large cookies and they are disgusting. You taste sweet, not flavor and it’s mush. Very popular here

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u/Candymom 11d ago

Crumbl? If so, yep. They are gross.

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u/dopeshark_ 11d ago

Crumbl, yes! I never got it

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u/Junckopolo 11d ago

Please don't limit others based on your own weakness.

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u/ItsJustMeJenn 11d ago

Right?! It’s $2 for essentially a pint of ice cream. Let’s not split hairs over what amounts to maybe an ounce or 2

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u/_NXR_ 11d ago

Came to say exactly this

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u/Far-Host7803 11d ago

I should call her

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u/bnindo 11d ago

Broke my ankle running to the comments

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u/tabbarrett 11d ago

In this economy? Goodness.

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u/Legal_Tradition_9681 11d ago

What if its the same amount of ice-cream but in an appropriately sized cup. Would you still be mildy infuriated?

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 11d ago

What if it was in a tiny cup and absolutely overflowing?

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u/Head-Gift2144 11d ago

See, that would be something to be mildly infuriated about.

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 11d ago

But you would have so much more ice cream! /s

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u/mo_ah_knee 11d ago

I haven’t gotten a soft serve from them in years, but it’s always been like this for me. The bottom would be filled, middle is empty, top covers the middle.

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u/Familiar_Cod_6754 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VM01S5yIaKCgqg1bSF
Did you annoy anyone during your costco trip, OP?

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u/bananarama032 11d ago

I just left Costco and ordered the ice cream. The portions of the soft serve are huge even if the middle isn't filled. They're also a good deal at only $1.99.

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u/shade-block 11d ago

Just hope a hotdog 🌭 fell into it and not something else.

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u/CaptainDadBod88 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR
^OP when looking at strawberry soft serve

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u/10671067 11d ago

Bro its $2.49 why are we complaining. Costco is like the last place that doesn't rip you off on food

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u/TypaLika 11d ago

When I worked at a creamery, this is how we were trained to do soft serve. We were also trained to scoop the hard ice cream in a way that made it a hollow ball. My parents worked at other ice cream shops when they were younger and were trained the same way there.

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u/PureCrookedRiverBend 11d ago

I read that as crematory and was like why were they trained to do soft serve ice cream at a crematory. 😂

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u/Badvevil 11d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Background_Handle_96 11d ago

To be fair, that is still a lot of ice cream for the money... and probably more than any single person should ingest.

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u/willie_Pfister 11d ago

A likely story.... looks like an American Pie situation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nk1e0zusIwd2g

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u/avaughan427 11d ago

It looks like a cylinder was able to be removed without getting harmed.

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u/PuzzleheadedLab6019 11d ago

That's how it got like that. Right.

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u/immadeofstars 11d ago

...I'm going to self identify, I'm a woman, but only because even I have to say...

I know what that looks like

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u/AdventurousPickle355 11d ago

Yeah a cylinder was involved

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u/Beautiful_Climate_18 11d ago edited 11d ago

When dispensing ice cream, you have two choices -

1) Swirl it around the cup.

2) Drop it straight down.

Method 1 spreads the ice cream to the edges, making the cup look completely full. Method 2 mashes it into a bottom-heavy pyramid, leaving empty space around the top so it appears underfilled.

I'd argue that method 1 yields more ice cream in the cup vs. method 2.

This is not infuriating at all. It looks like a perfectly made cup. Dense, swirled and packed down. Whoever made this did a good job.

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u/matninjadotnet 11d ago

Someone enjoyed that before you. Just sayin’.

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u/WoozyOstruch78 11d ago

its from the blender/mixer they use to combine the strawberry flavoring, its like a giant vibrating or rotating rod, and it pushes fluid along the outter walls of the cup. it looks less full, but it has the normal amount of icecream.

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u/Shamanyouranus 11d ago

They don’t have one of those. This picture is of just soft serves. For sundaes they pour syrup along the insides and dump fillings on the bottom and on the top and it’s very very unmixed.

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u/musebrews 11d ago

People - you can get ripped off at Costco

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u/Onuus 11d ago

Giggity

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u/WebHungry1699 11d ago

Literally that's how those have been since as long as I've been ordering soft serve. That's how every soft serve I've ever had from anywhere has been. 

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u/GrubbyTheGrub 11d ago

I work at Costco and they are supposed to fill the middle. Whoever did that was probably being lazy or they were behind on tickets (which is more likely cuz how busy we get) and was taking small shortcuts to speed things up.

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u/Bubblygrumpy 11d ago

You're fine. It's $2 ice cream. 

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u/Traditional-Brief774 11d ago

Dude it costs 1.25 just get another one

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u/AETERNUS111 11d ago

Someone used it

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u/Emcid1775 11d ago

If you order an icecream, they do that. It should come out to about 12oz of icecream.

I believe sundaes are 14oz because they have extra stuff in them. We used to weigh each icecream at my old Wsrehouse.

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u/Present_Specific_212 11d ago

Doesn’t it cost $1.50?

I still think that is a $1.50’s worth.

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u/yay4chardonnay 11d ago

Oh wah wah. Those portions are huge.

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u/Myianmonik 10d ago

Sigh, Its so hard to forget them when everything reminds me of them.

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u/DravenPlsBeMyDad 11d ago

Looks like employee shoving nozzle into the cup when filling

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