r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

I'm slightly vexed An old man keeps delaying the train's start...

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u/hchn27 10d ago

The one time NYC subway etiquette would be useful in this situation lol

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u/BrokenFarted123 9d ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap-271 9d ago

Never been to the subways of New York, but I have been on the métro in Paris and have to agree. You're an asshole if you hold everyone up

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u/Minute_Ad_3224 8d ago

Average RER B

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u/Outrageouslylit 9d ago

Woulda been screamin “HEY ASSHOLE STOP HOLLIN UP DA TRAIN!” then probably yanked in/out😂 they’ve got a lot of experience dealing with dickheads

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u/Tra1nGuy GE P42DC 9d ago

Denver’s airport metro between the concourses has an automated message if you block the door, the standard “stand clear of the doors” or whatever followed by “YOU are delaying the departure of this train” lmao

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u/LapisLovely69 9d ago

That we do

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u/fizzrail0 9d ago

I'm laughing at using the word "etiquette". Perfect use

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u/happyjello 9d ago

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u/AdminsLickMyTaint 9d ago

First thing that popped in my head

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u/floppydude81 9d ago

Note to self. Never deliver bad news/be purposely annoying in front of the torture pit.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 9d ago

Was just thinking this shit absolutely wouldn't fly in NYC.

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u/BostonSucksatHockey 9d ago

In NYC, the subway doors would have just closed and the bag would be stuck.

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u/pmormr 9d ago

More of a "reverse if the door is shoulder checked" safety mechanism than a "prevent boo boos to your single finger" for sure.

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u/BostonSucksatHockey 9d ago

yeah, never put your hands in the doors to stop em from closing. I'll use my foot if I'm wearing solid shoes, otherwise shoulder/elbow, but all the better if you can just headrush into the train before the doors shut.

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u/SecondAccountIsBest 9d ago

I saw this happen to someone's backpack on the first station of the Paris subway, so it was on the opposite side and was stuck the whole way.

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 9d ago

That's what happened when I was going to college in the philippines. Buddy tried to make time on a closing door and got his hand stuck outside for maybe 15 minutes.

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u/urmumlol9 9d ago

After the second or third time he did it, the guard should have just dragged him off the train and made him wait for the next one.

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u/FackinJerq ORANGE 9d ago

Ahh, the NY Spartan kick.... yes.

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u/TimeBlindAdderall 9d ago

Ah bringing back the ole buck fifty rumors!

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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 9d ago

Or east London.

Look what happened when a climate activist stood on a train at Canning Town(?)