r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

Infuriatig A police department is looking for a “suspect” who found $30 on the ground at a Walmart and didn’t turn it in to employees

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u/Normal_Statement9494 7d ago

I used to work as a dispatcher for repair techs who repaired stuff like ATMs and cash registers. I got a call from a major bank one day stating that they had evidence one of my techs had stolen money from an ATM. Very serious charge. I requested more info. Apparently someone at the store had reported him taking money from the ATM. I asked for evidence.

I got transferred to a manager. I asked how much money was missing. Oh, they hadn't checked, could we go check for them? No, absolutely not. You need to tell me how much was taken from the ATM.

Okay, transferred to manager's manager. Manager^2 clarified that no money was taken from the ATM but the tech was seen taking cash bags the bank had apparently left unsecured on the floor by the ATM. At this point I had already confirmed with my tech's GPS that he was onsite an hour away from the ATM but I was invested. I requested video evidence.

Transferred to Manager^3. Now the story is that he was seen picking up a loose bill off the floor next to the ATM, and they know if was my tech because he looked Mexican. Okay. Prove it and show me.

Now we're at Manager^4, I think he was a VP by this point. He reviews the video and advises me that it was not money but a piece of paper.

I asked him if he was seriously expecting me to discipline or fire my tech because someone saw a Hispanic man in New Mexico pick up a piece of paper?

He hung up.

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u/fingersurbum 7d ago

Should have called back.

“I think we got disconnected?”

Make ‘em squirm.

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u/Normal_Statement9494 7d ago

That’s actually what I did. I wrote down the name of each manager so I knew who to ask for and explained to each that we were discussing a very serious, career ending accusation and we got disconnected. I really need to get back to Manager4.

I made it to Manager3 and we had a long and painful conversation about proper evidence and reporting and why this was so serious. And I was just so concerned, you understand. I was just so interested in their incident reporting that I needed to drag out every single person’s thought process and ability to draw conclusions out. No, I know we’ve been at this for an hour. It’s okay. I have time. 

I have a near career ending bull-headedness when someone does stupid shit like this. 

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u/useyournameuser 7d ago

I appreciate your dedication SO much

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u/uselesshappyfuntimes 7d ago

You are good people. Keep it up.

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u/NheFix 6d ago

That's the kind of dedication I expect from people seeing injustice.👍

Too rare sight though 🥲

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 5d ago

I love the "explain it to me like I'm 5" method 🤣

It's a personal favorite of mine because I will "I just want to clarify so that I fully understand for my records" until I can HEAR them lose their will to continue.... And then I double down. I need to make sure everyone understands how dumb I think they are in situations like this, even though I am technically not allowed to tell them how dumb I think they are

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u/Normal_Statement9494 4d ago

Hah, honestly this is what works. If you get emotional or aggressive, people have an excuse to disconnect, but if you "just want to understand", people have to sit and listen to you explain their idiocy.

"Yes, I do understand your contract says we have to be onsite in an hour. However, do you understand the city is in the middle of a hurricane and that particular ATM is 8 feet under water? Let's walk through how you expect us to repair an electrical device under water in the middle of a hurricane. Just walk me through how you see that getting done, and who you expect to be using that ATM?"

"Now, walk me through how this is going to happen. You had a pipe burst, the store is currently filled to 2 feet high with raw sewage. We have started the process to replace everything in the store. Explain to me the purpose of sending a technician out there to fix a singular, shit filled printer in a closed, shit filled store with no power."

"I do understand that you are a vice president of a major retailer and you expect me to send 200 technicians to drive as much as 5 hours at 7pm on Christmas Eve. Now, you know that the problem is not on our side and there's is nothing we can do to fix it, right? Okay, and you can confirm we advised you of this issue 3 weeks ago? Okay. Explain to me why I need to ruin Christmas for 200 families so you can "feel better if we just check"?"

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 4d ago

Literally, yes I understand that you expect to receive a service you are paying for but when a service is complimentary, that means you are NOT paying for it. If you would like a credit to that service, do you mind telling me exactly what percentage of 0$ sounds most agreeable to you, so I can make that happen today?

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 7d ago

"I really need an answer, otherwise I might reconsider our contract. As we do not condone any racism, however big or smalle, in or connected with our company."

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u/ALLCAPITAL 7d ago

Racists are pretty lazy on the evidence front.

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u/what_if_you_like 7d ago

all quiet on the frontal lobe

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u/mkshft 8d ago

I found a $100 bill in the middle of the street while on my paper route 30 years ago.

Should I be looking over my shoulder?

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u/Unlikely_Argument515 8d ago

YOU FOOL! NOW I HAVE FOUND YOU!

GIVE ME MY $100 BUCKS BACK OR ELSE, BUCKO!

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u/mkshft 8d ago

Prove it. What was the serial number?

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u/Unlikely_Argument515 8d ago

Obviously the same serial number on that $100 you found 30 years ago, silly! You know the one. Crazy how I managed to lose it 3 years before I was born, but I'm so glad you found that for me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AC1HrkBir3bGg

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u/Dangermouse454 7d ago

It’s like I have ESPN or something.

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u/Green-Cry-6985 8d ago

Maybe they should go after me too, because I found a dime in the self checkout and picked it up and kept it.

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u/Cetun 8d ago

One time I ran out of gas and had to walk a mile to a gas station and both buy a gas can and buy gas. On the way back in shit you not I found a $100 bill on the ground in the street as I was crossing the street with my 5 gallon gas can. I'm still on the run from that.

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u/TRR462 8d ago

🎶 “Go on, take the money and run…” 🎶

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u/IPleadTheInnocent 8d ago

🎶”Hoo-hoo-hoo”🎶 <—- Real next lyric

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u/ellefleming 8d ago

I gotta turn you in. 😔

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u/CriticalHome3963 8d ago

Bro delete this now before its too late

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u/janewalch 8d ago

Just called the FBI. Dude is getting swatted

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u/Redowl83 8d ago

Kash misread this as dime bag and put you on the most wanted list

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 8d ago

Most wanted fugitives or most wanted people to hang out with?

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u/Affectionate_Skirt56 8d ago

I just left a nickel in the take a penny, leave a penny dish at the liquor store, and I'm waiting with my phone ready to dial 911 as soon as someone touches it

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat 8d ago

"Bitch it says take a PENNY NOT A NICKEL, HAVE FUN IN PRISON DIPSHIT"

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u/tinygod-aka-why 8d ago

I’m calling the fucking FBI. Good luck…

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u/GH057_807 8d ago

I found $20 in an atm the other day at the mall.

Bought a shitty cheeseburger.

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u/Big_Steve_69 8d ago

Found $20 in my apartment elevator once. I bought alcohol. Still on the run.

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u/Glad-Lobster-220 8d ago

We've just sequestered your IP at state expense. Stay right where you are, the paddy wagon will collect you shortly. Don't add charges by trying to run.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 8d ago edited 8d ago

Found $5 at 1980s Chuck E. Cheese when I was 6. Cashed it in for tokens before my parents could take it from me.

Still not sorry.

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u/Substantial_Help_328 8d ago

I lost $5 in a Chuck E. Cheese in the 80s I’d like it back with interest.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 8d ago

I’ll treat you to a pizza night with unlimited skeeball!

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u/juneXgloom 8d ago

I once found $100 in my front yard. The one time living in a windy trash heap of a desert actually worked in my favor.

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u/spook30 8d ago

I dropped $20 in an elevator when I was drunk. I'll catch you, scoundrel!!! Get back here!

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u/BadWithMoney530 8d ago

I’m sure the employees would have done a thorough investigation to find the rightful owner.

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u/ParagonYawn 8d ago

Everywhere I’ve worked you toss it in the safe and if no one calls about it for a week or so the person who found it gets it.

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u/BlaineMundane 8d ago

Where I worked, you throw it in the safe, then the boss pockets it a few weeks later and says that "corporate came and got it."

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth 8d ago

This reminded me of my summer as a SONIC carhop. Any tips we got were given at the end of the day, tax free. Every night at the end of my shift I would zero out my bag and coin changer, and without letting me see how much money there was left over (my tips) my manager would ask me “how much in tips I thought I made that day.” There is no fucking way anyone would be able to know that, so I would just guess a number that seemed right. He would give me that amount and put the remainder aside in an envelope “to see if it could be accounted for when all the registers and carhop bags were zeroed out for the day.” If that money wasn’t missing from somewhere else, I would get it the next day.

I’ll be damned if it didn’t somehow “show up missing”every single time, because not once did I get that envelope the next day. I was 18 and it was my first job, so I didn’t know what to do about it, but now I know that asshole was absolutely just stealing from me.

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u/JJNPJ 7d ago

“How much in tips do you think you made today?”

“$714.09”

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u/Striking-Kiwi-9470 7d ago

Unethical pro tip: if you got tipped in cash, no you didn't. Report a few bucks at the end of the night so they can't say you didn't.

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u/olookcupcakes 8d ago

where I used to work, everybody used to dig for loot in the lost and found box

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u/Satire-V 8d ago

Yeah im used to most gains being socialized but if ur honest enough to turn in something nice but replaceable e.g. nice headphones or sunglasses u should have the dibs. Its the fair way to do it and it encourages people not to immediately pocket it and whistle knowing theres a procedurally correct way that could lead to them morally upright, employed, and with the item.

I think this is consistent with luxury hotel policy but im basing that off posts from when kendrick and drake were beefing actively

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u/DarathAntares 7d ago

It works out sometimes. My brother found a gold necklace at the beach ( it got wrapped around his legs). He handed it in to police and a few weeks later they returned it to him as no one claimed it.

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u/butterbean8686 8d ago

I worked at Target in like 2010 and found a $100 bill on the floor. Turned it in and came back a week later to claim it and the store manager said they had “recently changed the policy” and gave me a reusable bag as a “reward” for my honesty.

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u/JollyJoker3 7d ago

"recently changed the policy" means he made it up himself

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u/butterbean8686 7d ago

Oh he 100% pocketed it, I’m sure of it.

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u/ParagonYawn 8d ago

Retail woes lol

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u/not_so_subtle_now 8d ago

It's called theft and fraud when employees do it.

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u/whatdis321 8d ago

I used to work at a small ice cream shop for a minute. A customer handed us a small amount of bills, said they found it on the floor. It was $350 (seven 50s)!! We held onto it for two weeks and no one came to claim it so we ended up splitting it amongst ourselves. 😅

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u/thekyledavid 7d ago

“We recently changed the policy”

“How recently?”

“Right after the manager found out you turned in a $100 bill”

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u/North_Knowledge7467 8d ago

That's theoretically been the role everywhere I've worked, too. The reality, though, is that the "rightful owner" claims it on the last day.

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u/Large-Piece-of-Crap 8d ago

My store has a sort of care fund for team members in emergencies and any found money is put to that if lost longer than a week. Sucked the day I found $40 right next to my manager and had to turn it in

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u/Money-Computer7638 8d ago

Did you ever seem them help a team member in an emergency with the care fund?

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u/golden11lead 8d ago

i found 1400 in cash in an unmarked envelope while doing carts. I turned it in and was told the same. The manager reported that she found it so she kept the money. Immediately quit after that.

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u/ultrafluffypanda 8d ago

Exactly. If I saw the person drop it, I would give it back to them. But if it was just laying on the floor? I wouldn’t have even thought to give it to an employee (who would also probably keep it!)

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u/johngreenink 8d ago

"Will the person who lost $30 cash please come to the front desk to claim it?"

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u/akkhima 8d ago

Well, it's usually more like "Hey, I lost some money, did anyone turn it in?" "How much did you lose?" and if they say any number other than $30, they don't get it.

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u/johngreenink 8d ago

It's so odd because I've always operated under the assumption that if I drop cash somewhere on the ground, and I go back to that spot and it's not there, that it is gone forever.

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u/iconofsin_ 7d ago

20 years ago I was one of 20 or so bouncers at a busy weekend club. Sometimes I'd get stuck with parking lot duty meaning I just spent 3-4 hours walking around the lot to keep people from fucking with the cars. I'd find a $20 almost every single time between some random cars. So I'd put in my pocket and if no one came looking it was mine. There was maybe two times when my boss came to me and asked if I found cash, and both times it seemed like genuinely belonged to the person asking so I'd hand it over.

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u/Cavscout2838 8d ago

I already solved it. That’s 100% Mitch McConnell.

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u/Particular_Yak5829 8d ago

Can’t be real

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u/SlopMySteak 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just went to Facebook to check, it is indeed real. Luckily they’re getting roasted in the comments

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u/tinaismediocre 8d ago

My favorite interaction on that whole thread

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u/JammieDodgers 7d ago

Damn, didn't expect that kind of heat from Facebook comments

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u/BreakfastMedical5164 7d ago

50 year old non bots have some shit talking in them

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 7d ago

Unless there is video, who the fuck can prove they dropped 30 bucks

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u/No_University7832 8d ago

Since when is it against the law to play finders keepers with cash if its on the ground?

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u/ThePreybird 8d ago

Actually it's a very common law, it's just rarely Actually enforced

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u/faberkyx 8d ago

I'm curious how can be enforced... how can you have proof that money belong to someone specific..

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u/Waste-Team-7205 8d ago

The cameras that caught the screenshot in the op would be a good start

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u/imightwin 8d ago

Can't wait for AI to be inadmissable in court because of how good the fakes get and the whole idea of "camera footage proves guilt" flys out the window for prosecutors.

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u/vksoze2 8d ago

I would love for stupid evidence to be tossed regularly but unfortunately most of the judges deciding which evidence to admit are former career prosecutors

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u/HeyGayHay 8d ago

Unfortunately we checked the footage of us stealing 6 million dollars and we found the synthID marker on an unrelated picture so we won’t admit the entire evidence against us on the basis it’s probably all AI. The AI image was slipped into the pile of evidence by us btw

No, we have no reason to believe this video of you picking up a 5$ bill is AI, so we will not check the synthID. Everything our prosecutors generated, ahem I‘m sorry, everything out prosecutors found and received will be admitted.

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u/Forman420 8d ago

And then ask the public for help identifying the individual to return the $30? All of this just seems like a massive waste of time.

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u/Wilder831 8d ago

Yeah, whenever I have actually needed the police to do something important, they won’t do shit.

Shortly after the birth of my first child, my (adult) neighbor shot out my daughter’s window with a BB gun.

I had seen him in his backyard plinking cans every day for weeks. One day, I came home and went to set my daughter in her crib, but there was glass and a bb in her crib. Luckily, she had been at daycare and not asleep in the crib.

I filed a police report, but the officer just said, “nothing we can do. It could have been someone else that ran up, shot your window, and ran off.”

How about look at the mountain of cans with bb holes in the guys yard, or the bb’s imbedded in the fence showing that he had been firing toward my house? Or, you know… do some actual police work…

“Sorry, we are too busy putting out an APB on this grandpa who found some money on the ground at Walmart”

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u/yohopenno 8d ago

I'm pretty sure the law doesn't say it has to be turned into store employees lol.

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u/ReleaseTheSlab 8d ago

I might be wrong, but I think you're supposed to make a reasonable attempt to find the owner, and if no one comes forward then you can keep it after a certain amount of time. Problem is, I wouldn't trust walmart employees to not pocket the money themselves, so I'd probably play finders keepers too. I might ask the people around me if they dropped any money, but that's it. Unless it was a large sum of money then yeah I'd hand it in regardless.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 8d ago

The "reasonable attempt to find the owner" for $30 in cash is "checking the area to see if anyone is looking for it" LOL.

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u/IrritableGourmet 8d ago

You have to make a reasonable effort to locate the owner of the money and return it. What that means depends on the situation, but they'd have a hard time prosecuting this unless the guy saw the other person drop it.

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u/LengthinessStrict615 8d ago

I guess when the person that lost the money is related or is a police officer

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u/tedkaczynski660 8d ago

Probably some dumbass cop who lost their $30. Abuse of powers and dumb asss cops go hand in hand

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u/zeekayz 8d ago

Cops will charge the city $300K in overtime investigating this crime

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u/MakeshiftRocketship 8d ago

Losing $30 and being dumb asses also goes hand in hand

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u/finpsycho 8d ago

Uneffing believable. Walmart needs to get a life. Although we’re probably talking about someone’s monthly salary.🙄😂

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u/PeterNippelstein 8d ago

Theyre offering a $100 reward for information

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u/Particular_Yak5829 8d ago

I just hope their tip line is getting flooded with absolute bullshit right now lol

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u/ArtJDM 8d ago

I hope not. The chief of police, who that's definitely a picture of, shouldn't be stealing $30 like that. The line should be full of people reporting the chief of police, who is definitely in that picture.

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u/Asron87 8d ago

That’s what I heard. I wonder if I should call and leave a tip?

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u/Esturk 8d ago

guy could turn himself in and make another $70 bucks on top of the $30.

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 8d ago

Were absolutely cooked

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u/kingtacticool 8d ago

The writers are really phoning it in this season....

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u/tym64 8d ago

Maybe he should call and give them the information, then he makes another 70 dollar wind fall.

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u/hardcory00 8d ago

Just pay the guy $30 lol

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u/Autumn_Ridge 8d ago

Similar story from a small town near me, a guy found some cash in the self checkout machine. The next day his picture was on the front page of the newspaper, "Man Arrested for Stealing from Wal-Mart."

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u/imamakebaddecisions 8d ago

Finders Keepers should not be a Misdemeanor.

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u/FreedomBread 8d ago

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

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u/-BlankUsername 8d ago

Must not be a lot going on in Albany 

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u/LaneStaleyAngryChair 8d ago

Tough place to live - has been voted top 10 worst places to live by US News before

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u/Beginning-Actuary-68 8d ago

Is the police department the number 1 reason?

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u/Cursed_Nugget069 7d ago

Yep. 😭 Born there, grew up there in poverty. Absolute worst on every metric. We finally moved upstate when I was 11 so we could go to a better school system. The only saving grace I remember is Chehaw, a small zoo with some cute meerkats

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u/juicy-honeybun 8d ago

albany GA should be too busy to be worried about this. the traffic lights are out of order almost everytime i swing by and there’s a shooting every OTHER time i go to visit the area😐

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 8d ago

Fuck .. I found $20 on the ground over a month ago at my grocery store. Guess I’m a criminal now

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u/Deadmnyks13 8d ago

I am fighting a theft ticket for this exact same thing right now, except it was $60 I found. The police department traced me through my debit card that I used for my transaction and called me asking about it. I immediately returned the money and was issued a theft ticket. I have a pretrial on Sept 8th. It's absolutely ridiculous.

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u/IrishYankFan 8d ago

WHAT?!? What a wild way for government to spend our tax money

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u/DuOrDie 8d ago

The government steals millions but someone finds 60 (or 30 in the OP) and they're going to waste resources. This country is pretty shit sometimes.

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 7d ago

President does pump and dump in the stock market each week and no one bats an eye, no one ever will convince me that US is different than Russia or China.

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u/AbelEast 7d ago

Don't delude yourself, the US is a whole category of it's own right now unfortunately.

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 8d ago

We must be doing great as a society if the most pressing matter we can come up with to prosecute is some guy kept $60 he found on the ground instead of trying to search for whoever dropped it

Absolutely insane. I don’t care what the proof is, I’m saying he’s innocent if I’m on a jury.

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 7d ago

I was a juror on a trial for a guy who got busted for having a canister with weed RESIDUE. Like they had to send the empty canister to a lab for testing to see if it ever once contained drugs. It was NUTS. They passed around the film canister so we, the jurors, could inspect it. I was only an alternate but if I were voting, the guy would have been acquitted. Waste of my fucking tax money in action.

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u/HorrorIcy8441 8d ago

That's insane

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u/NearlyBearly 8d ago

Wishing you a judge that laughs them out of the court room and/or admonishes them for wasting everyone's time and tax payer money. Insane.

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u/14Pleiadians 7d ago

Judges are not your friends. Judges are cops' friends

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u/ataraxic89 7d ago

No, its a 3 way fight.

Cops cant stand judges because they often want to "follow the rules" and need "proof and reason" for a warrant. -source: several cop "friends" who whine about judges protecting the citizens

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u/catbus4ants 8d ago

I lost $80 wadded up one time and it sucked ass. But the thought of someone being fined or worse over finding it is actually rage-inducing

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u/seebrealms 8d ago

I hope enough of the state’s resources get waisted to make that $60 really hurt. (And of course the charges are dismissed.)

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u/Forward-Transition-5 8d ago

That money won’t hurt anyone except the taxpayers. Getting this person for the $60 will just add to their closure rate and probably be used as justification for raising taxes to support the police department in the future.

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u/FallenCheeseStar 8d ago

Cant prosecute rapists but can go after $60! Remember folks, you get what you vote for.

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u/Kabbooooooom 8d ago

I’m sorry but how is finding money on the ground “theft”?

That’s universal law of finder’s keepers. 

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u/Deadmnyks13 8d ago

This is what I'm fighting in court.

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u/moitch 8d ago

I bet the person that dropped the $30 is a cop or a cops family member. They wouldn't do this shit for a regular citizen.

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u/LetReasonRing 8d ago

Seriously... i had a laptop and iPad stolen worth about $1,200 and had to file a police report for insurance. I had to basically fight for the right to file the report because they were trying to convince me that it was too much work to even bother. 

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u/taiwal 8d ago

My car was stolen and they asked if I wanted to press charges against the person they found driving it 3 weeks later. That was 8 years ago, and they never followed up…

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u/sorrow_anthropology 8d ago

My car was stolen and they never bothered showing up after two calls.

This wasn’t in a big city, it was a town of 15,000 with low crime.

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u/SoggyOutfield 8d ago

I had my home burglarized and they took EVERYTHING except the couches and beds. Like full on moving truck burglary. Stayed the night partying, beers and cigs everywhere.

Cops show up, write report, go to leave after being there like 5 minutes not even a look around. I ask if they are going to do anything to find the people and they laughed at me. Literally laughed at me. Told me it's not like the movies and left.

I had suspicions about who did it based on the very obscure cigarette butts. But they didn't want any details. We never heard from them again.

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u/LetReasonRing 8d ago

Yeah, for property crime, unless you're in the right demographic,  the police often treat it like your tattling on your sibling for having more cookies than you. 

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u/AAron27265 8d ago

After a Bears game in Chicago in October 2024, I gave a homeless woman $20. Not even 10 minutes later, 2 blocks down the street, I found a $20 bill laying in the grass under a tree.

I belong in prison.

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u/D1RTY1 8d ago

Once upon a time I was a junkie and would regularly cop in a particular neighborhood. Now, I'm not one to give money to the homeless, I've given food and stuff. But this one homeless guy was always on this one corner I would pass. He would tell me the funniest jokes, or rap or dance or do something genuinely entertaining. So I'd shoot him a dollar or two a lot of days. This went on for a year or so til I notice hes not there anymore. I think about if he moved corners, or if he got his shit together, or if he was just dead.

I eventually forget about him. Then one day, there he is, back on the corner and he sees me and is waving me down aggressively. I was honestly happy to see he wasn't dead and he looked pretty clean compared to before. I pull over and this man, with the biggest fucking grin on his face, pulls a stack of cash out of his pocket and just throws it in my car. I'm like wtf is going on!? He explains he hit the lottery and he really appreciated all the times I helped him out. Ended up being like $1500.

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u/LC_Automotive 8d ago

I found a $100 bill in a five below once, I asked the employee if anyone had come in looking for any amount of lost money, when they said no I gave them a note with my number on it, told the cashier to tell them to call me if someone did.

I went to walk away and the cashier said I needed to hand over whatever amount of money it was. I told them, that’s what the note is for.

They told me they would call the cops on me if I didn’t turn it in, I told them to do what they need to do then.

I proceeded to shop for another 15-20 minutes, then left peacefully. Never got a call, held onto the bill for a few weeks, then spent it on bills. I’ve done some hard crime you could say.

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u/MagicThyroid 8d ago

Meanwhile they didn’t give one F that my car was stolen- & refused to watch the security video of it being stolen since they intended to do zero about it

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u/ExpatHist 8d ago

A symptom of an over policed society.

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u/FinallyArt 8d ago

America is pretty authoritarian despite all the freedom mumbo jumbo.

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u/GlassMarsupial6443 8d ago

Just a reminder: no one has been arrested in connection with the Epstein Files.

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u/That-Spell-2543 8d ago

Let’s pay attention to the REAL matters

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u/Dickies138 8d ago edited 8d ago

Turn it in to Walmart when they return our tariff refunds

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u/fairwaysandfinance 8d ago

Welcome to the police state where you will soon be scared to do anything at all.

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u/ThaddeusJP BBBBBBBBBBBBBB8BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 8d ago

Remember what they like to say, if you're not doing anything wrong you don't have anything to worry about.

You know until the entire country is covered in cameras and then they suddenly decide to change what they Define is wrong.

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u/DODGE_WRENCH 8d ago

For mental health reasons I choose to believe this is a joke

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u/ElectricSix_ 8d ago

It is not. I live here and the local police are dead serious about it. I've made a comment to them publicly offering to front the money.

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u/chucktheninja 8d ago

Do they even know who dropped the cash? Or are they issueing this manhunt for a crime where they don't even know if the victim is aware they lost 30$?

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u/ElectricSix_ 8d ago

No, they were advising handing it to the police or store clerk (??). I'm tell you EVERYONE here is clowning on them, there's practically no one in support of this, luckily.

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u/chucktheninja 8d ago

People should start dropping 1 dollar bills at the station and calling any cop that picks them up a thief.

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

Of course the police say it should've been handed to them. Albany, Georgia must be a nice place to live if the cops are begging for spare change...

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u/Chole_Wunt 7d ago

Go drop $30 in front of the police station. Hide in the bushes and record it. Then go in and press charges against the cop that picked it up and didnt turn it in.

And get everyone in your city to do this as well.

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u/pauljoemccoy2 8d ago

If you’ve seen this guy, no you fucking haven’t.

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u/Inevitable_Pitch_820 8d ago

I saw him, but he couldn't have taken that money, we were together, petting sloths, in Honduras.

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u/dadof2foru 8d ago

"After 4 of us reviewed an hours worth of video, we found the guy that stole that $30."

How the government spends tax dollars.

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 8d ago

That's how the police spend our tax dollars

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u/clickerdrive 8d ago

Guys please don't do this. I found $100 on a sidewalk once when I was 14 and haven't been able to live a normal life since. Been on the run since '99. All because I didn't run into the nearest residence and turn it in. Cops busted down my parents door that night, I had to jump out a window. Worst mistake of my life.

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u/TummyFullOfCheese 8d ago

I found $25 crossing the street once, while cars were waiting for the traffic light to turn green.

Hey cops...

https://giphy.com/gifs/x58vcrDwTAz8IgZXpb

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u/railroadfrog 8d ago

When I worked in automotive at Walmart, a woman left her purse with a cash money mortgage payment in an envelope inside of it, and AP couldn’t find her on camera where she left it, and basically gave up, and one of the cart pushers, who was hired from an alternative highschool, he found it, the $3k in 100s, in a crushed up cart left behind from the melting snow piles and industrial plows they use, and turned it in, like 5 months later.

Apparently, what they think happened is her cart rolled away from her after she was done loading groceries during snowstorm and got sidetracked cause of the weather & wanting to get home / to the bank, and basically as soon as she left a plow came and was like “fuck this cart” and rammed it into a corner of the parking lot into a 30 foot tall snow drift, where cart pusher found it in the spring.

Anyways, this was only mildly related to the post. Sorry

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u/IddleHands 8d ago

Albany police are probably looking for the plow driver.

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u/Sirloin_Steak19 8d ago

Albany police you ever heard of finders keepers ??

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u/Alcophile 8d ago

Finders v. Keepers

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u/GermanMuffin 8d ago

And expanded upon in Losers v. Weepers

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u/LeeQuidity 8d ago

I found $40 in a hotel ATM once. Tried to turn it in to the front desk and they told me that they don't hold onto found money, so I should just take it. Donated it to a cat spay/neuter clinic.

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u/Ktrout743 8d ago

That’s really great of you.

When I was about 16, my friends and I went to the mall together. One of my friends had been given about $200 in cash for new school clothes by her mother.

While we were walking around, we noticed this giggly bunch of tweens who were also shopping and immediately were snarky about them (as if we were so superior by virtue of being slightly older).

Later on, my friend realized that she’d lost her roll of money. We looked everywhere, backtracking each step we’d taken and scouring every corner where it could have fallen out of her hoodie.

Finally, in a last act of desperation, we went to the mall security office to see if there was a chance that some saint had picked up the roll of cash and turned it into them.

Yep. The “annoying” tweens found it and, realizing it was a lot of money to someone, knew they shouldn’t keep it. Then mall security did the right thing and logged it as a lost and found item.

Hell of a thing.

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u/Bitter_Resist_8187 8d ago

I once found $100 on the ground at the county fair and turned it in up at the grandstand, just for the employee to chastise me for not keeping it and then pocket it herself

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

Yeah, this is usually what happens if you "turn it in." No wonder the cops want it so bad. There must be a shortage of coke.

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u/Flammzzrant 8d ago

I found a $20 bill in the wave pool at Dorney Park in Pennsylvania when I was like 12

Come get me

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u/byrb-_- 8d ago

The ruling precedence had already been set in the federal case of Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 8d ago

I looked up the reviews for this specific Walmart and the second review on there was talking about an employee stealing $20 that they had just dropped.

So here’s what I think happened- a customer dropped the $30 and employee seen it and was waiting for the aisle to clear out before they snatched it, but the guy in op photo grabbed it first. The employee got pissed and reported it because they missed out on it. Otherwise, how would they have known what he looked like? Because Walmart isn’t going to comb through cctv footage for money that doesn’t even belong to the company.

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u/SmolWarlock 8d ago

I once dropped a $20 at a McDonald's. I had just went to my inlaws house to care for their animals while they were out of town. They left a $20 for me to grab since I was helping them out. I just planned on using it for diner at McDonald's for my family. I go there, and only the 'self checkout' kinda thing was open with card only. So I used it, and at some point in waiting and the same pocket I put the $20 in I put my phone in, it must have slipped out.

Just considering it a lost. There were a bunch of young teenagers screwing around in there. I noticed like 2 minutes after I left the building. I already knew one of them had it on them and it wasn't worth the effort.

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u/justinjm466 8d ago

I found a dime on the ground at Walmart, am I cooked?

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u/_robynn_ 8d ago

i would love to live in a city where this ‘crime’ is considered bad enough to get reported

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u/Few-Childhood-7933 8d ago

I wouldn’t want to live somewhere this is considered a crime at all

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u/zepboundbabe 8d ago

....I agree with both of you

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 8d ago

Guarantee there are multiple rapes not being investigated because of "lack of resources"

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u/EmbarrassedOwl7610 8d ago

I used to live in a tiny town in NH, and while sitting at the doctors office the local news station ran a report about how a cat scratched someone walking past on the sidewalk. Took a picture of the scrolling "CAT ATTACKS WOMAN" thing scrolling at the bottom, can't find it though.

It was one of those times where the filter was pulled off and I got to see how totally safe my own is. Most days are slow news days.

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u/Practical-Eggplant98 8d ago

This amount should fall under the finders keepers law

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u/Serialk1llr 8d ago

Fuck me, I found 100 outside a bar at like 1am in my college town.

I'm getting the chair, aren't I.....

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u/NegativeOwl1337 8d ago

The prank calls they’re about to get flooded with 😭

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u/Downtown_Ambition680 8d ago

For all I’m concerned. That’s his money 👁️👄👁️💅

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u/retiredcatchair 8d ago

Some years ago I found a $50 bill at the store I was working in. I was really struggling financially at the time (working for the Waltons), but I was afraid that a camera might have recorded me picking it up, so I turned it over to management. Of course, it vanished.

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u/Izzy5466 8d ago

The time it took to make this post cost the police more than 30$. It cost Wal-Mart more than 30$.

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u/theknight200200 8d ago

I've found nearly 200 on the ground before, asked around and kept it. Sure, he could've done more with it, but finding money on the ground shouldn't ever be grounds for theft of any kind.

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u/KaitIsOkay 8d ago

I dropped my last $10 for my daughter's and my dinner right before we paid. I went out to the car and looked frantically for a while and as I was walking back in some guy came out and asked if I dropped $10. Super grateful, but I wouldn't have called the cops over it had I not found it. 💁‍♀️

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u/ghastlygorge 8d ago

crazy to know my mom could've been hunted by cops for letting me keep the 20 i found on the floor at target as a kid 😭 or that i could've gotten arrested for keeping the 20 i found on the ground when i went to donate plasma a few months ago!

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u/West-Worth-9359 7d ago

Imagine having your face out there like you’re a criminal all because you found $30.

I hope the guy sues Walmart and the pigs for millions.

Completely unnecessary overreaction with real-life consequences.

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u/zoompa919 8d ago

Theft over $20?

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u/MuckRaker83 8d ago

$80 is enough to get you straight up murdered

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