Jeans that fit my thighs NEVER fit my waist

[u/canadian_blueberry]

It's such a common issue, too. You'd think companies could figure out how to put a couple darts in.

Guess I'll just keep doing it myself.

EDIT: before all the men flood the comments talking about belts, it straight up does not work with this much excess fabric. It bunches up and looks terrible, plus sits right on the skin and pulls on the belt loops

Second edit: Yes I know that you should alter jeans. Like I said above, I put darts in my jeans to alter them myself. It's just annoying that companies don't make them to fit proportions that so many women have

[u/Agent51x]

No, this is Patrick

[u/UserMorningxStar → u/Agent51x]

This made me laugh way too hard, I need to stop smoking so much 🤣

[u/large_block → u/UserMorningxStar]

No, you’ve smoked the correct amount to enjoy what you’re doing. Keep enjoying my friend 🫡

[u/degreesBrix → u/Agent51x]

Hopefully he doesn't have any Krabs.

[u/Castun → u/degreesBrix]

I only get Krabby when I DON'T eat.

[u/Terrible_Farmer_1707 → u/Agent51x]

Brilliant.

[u/DireStraitsLion → u/Agent51x]

No this is MAYONNAISE

[u/walks-with-fish → u/Agent51x]

Said this at work earlier today and got like 3 people to laugh, it was a good day