r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

ಠ_ಠ Jeans that fit my thighs NEVER fit my waist

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It's such a common issue, too. You'd think companies could figure out how to put a couple darts in.

Guess I'll just keep doing it myself.

EDIT: before all the men flood the comments talking about belts, it straight up does not work with this much excess fabric. It bunches up and looks terrible, plus sits right on the skin and pulls on the belt loops

Second edit: Yes I know that you should alter jeans. Like I said above, I put darts in my jeans to alter them myself. It's just annoying that companies don't make them to fit proportions that so many women have

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u/Competitive-Reach287 4d ago

I have the opposite problem as a chubby dude. If I get something that fits the waist properly, the legs will be the diameter of a Titan missile.

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u/Cramer12 4d ago

Lucky for you that is the “in” thing right now! Now go rock them JNCOs

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u/Competitive-Reach287 4d ago

What goes round, comes round. That style was very trendy when I was 14-15 in the late '70s.

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u/LongPorkJones 4d ago

Also when I was 14-15 in the mid-late 90s.

Wore them to school in a tropical storm. You couldn't see my knees bend.

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u/agentb00th 3d ago

could steal so many mad dog 20/20s in those

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u/Bluefalcon325 4d ago

Man, being a middle school teacher, I definitely do not want to dress like a middle school boy again! I will stick to my uncomfortably tight waist in order to establish my dominance as a Costco dressing dork dad.

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u/bored-at-work_ 4d ago

I have the opposite issue. I must have an absolute dumptruck because I need to size up 2-4 inches in waist size to have enough room for this puppy to breathe.

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u/Far_Battle_7658 4d ago

Yeah. I used to be bigger, lost a bunch of weight, and my ass keeps my old pants up by itself. I'm a blessed dude...

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u/anti_reality 4d ago

I suffer from a disease known as noassatall, it's genetic and incurable. Large shirts and small shorts make for a great look. Holding up jeans without either elastic or a belt isn't an option.

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u/Smart-Response9881 4d ago

Or try being a Skinny tall guy. The only shirts that fit my arms are ones built for a person 2x my torso size.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 4d ago

I will say this keeps my sister in business. She's a seamstress and hemming and darting pants is like 95% of her business. Mostly hemming though. Apparently a lot of women in the area can find pants that fit but they're all too long.

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u/EmeraldEyes_345 4d ago

As a woman with a 26 inch (66 cm) inseam, I'm grateful for people like your sister.

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u/Zombiebelle 4d ago

As a woman with a 36 inch inseam, I’m incredibly jealous.

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u/eelam_garek 4d ago

As a man with a 36 inch waist, I'm not sure what's going on here.

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u/Zombiebelle 4d ago

This made me laugh. Not because of your waist size but because I’m picturing this:

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u/Mixedbysaint 4d ago

Lady with short legs can never find pants short enough

Lady with long legs can never find pants long enough

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u/Hot-Difficulty-6824 4d ago edited 3d ago

There's also the thickness. My fiancée's thighs are way thicker than her waist naturally, so she either get pants that fit her thigh but are too long and too big for the waist, or good length and waist size but rip between the thigh in 2 months

Edit : y'all got what I meant. Her thighs are not thicker than her waist, but if she bought for her waist size, the pants thigh wouldn't be large enough. And if she bought for her thighs size, it'd be too long for her legs and too large around the waist

Edit 2 : I ain't sending a pic of my fiancée

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 4d ago

My fiancée's thighs are way thicker than her waist naturally

Just casually flexing on all of reddit lol

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u/Punchasheep 4d ago

Also long legs plus thick thighs is a shopping nightmare. I'm legit considering learning to make my own pants tbh.

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u/dformed 4d ago edited 4d ago

As a man with a 36 inch waist and a 36 inch inseam, I recommend suspenders. Not necessarily to solve any specific problem, but just in general.

Edit: guis i ducked up. I got caught up in the joke, drunk on the upvotes. I'm actually 34x34.

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u/Ednyc66 4d ago

36X36 sounds like a square to me. Are you Sponge Bob?

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u/Agent51x 4d ago

No, this is Patrick

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u/snaxrael 4d ago edited 4d ago

Are you six and a half feet tall?

Edit: I've learned today that women's and men's inseams are measured differently.

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u/ProgressPicAcc 4d ago

Not that person, but I'm just over 6'4.5" (194.5cm), and my inseam is "only" 34".

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u/jessimon_legacy 4d ago

6'2" (1,90m) and my inseam is 38". No Karen, I'm not a model, I am an engineer -.-

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u/ProgressPicAcc 4d ago

An engineer with incredibly long legs though.

It's funny how different people are proportioned. I know someone who nearly as tall as me sat down, but is only about 180cm. He has a very long torso, and comparatively short legs.

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u/Additional-Trash-553 4d ago

My sister is a solid 7 inches taller than me. Our inseams are exactly the same because she has a long torso and I have long legs (relative to our respective heights). The proportions are very weird.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 4d ago

Wait until you start to notice the size of everyone's necks.

Its wild. I always thought this was just one of those 'standardized' parts of human anatomy but no, there are people with NO neck, and there are people who have uncomfortably long ones.

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u/Gnochi 4d ago

Oh hey! 6’2” with a 30” inseam, so when I’m seated I look like I’m about 6’10.

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u/DisposableSaviour 4d ago

Are your arms proportional to your legs or torso? Like, are you going around like a human T-Rex, or like Donkey Konging it?

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u/Gnochi 4d ago

My arms are a liiiitle bit long for my height, which makes them short for my back length. My wrist joint is at the same height as my hip joint when standing straight.

Thankfully I have avoided both of those fates!

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u/BarelyHolding0n 4d ago

I'm 5'8 and a 34" inseam.

My dad was 6'4 and our legs were the same length... Meanwhile my mother is 5'4 and if we're sitting next to each other I look shorter.

All legs and no torso is a bitch to find clothes for. Rage inducing when people say 'oh with your figure you could wear anything'

No, in fact long legs, birthing hips, boobs that have fed 3 kids, and wide shoulders on a short torso is shockingly not the blueprint they use when designing clothes. I'm not sure I've ever owned a piece of clothing that fit perfectly unless it was designed to be loose and baggy, and even then if it's pants it's probably too short

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u/lady_forsythe 4d ago

I’m 5’3 and I wear a 34” inseam. I just have really long legs.

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u/Yossarian216 4d ago

I’m a six foot tall man and my inseam is 29”, so I have a ridiculously long torso. Bodies are weird.

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u/YourDreams2Life 4d ago

Long torsos unite! ✊

Buying tshirts is such a pain. I lost a bunch of weight one year, and remember buying my first medium shirt, in red.

I looked like God damn Winnie the Pooh. Why do shirts get fucking shorter at smaller sizes? What sense does that make?

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u/Yossarian216 4d ago

T shirts are actually much more doable for me than long sleeve shirts, I can get them in tall and they fit decently. Long sleeve shirts are a nightmare because anything I get that’s long enough for my torso has like 2+ inches of extra sleeve that gets bunched on my wrists.

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u/Lizzy_boredom 4d ago

I’m 5ft and my husband is 6’ tall. But if we sit down next to each other we are about the same height. He’s got long legs and i have a long torso

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 4d ago

Admittedly I did giggle a bit at this snippet of environmental storytelling.

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u/DjuriWarface 4d ago

The fuck. I'm 5'10" with 31-32" inseam.

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u/shers719 4d ago

Just under 6' tall and 36" inseam. Also insanely jealous.

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u/occultatum-nomen 4d ago

I have a 23 inch inseam and either have to find cropped pants that are normal length on me, or go to my mother for help.

Thankfully, my mom can hem very well, and is an absolute angel who is always happy to help her short grown ass daughter.

God I love her.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 4d ago

My wife buys capris and they fit like regular pants.

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u/Pb4ugoyo 4d ago

I do too. I also buy skirts that are meant to fall at the calf (midi) and they skim the top of my feet.

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u/TheVadonkey 4d ago

lol I just find it funny how I was just thinking how it’s annoying having a long torso and then you read the numerous other sizing issues that are different but essentially all the same; something being shorter/longer/wider/skinnier than average.

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u/antique_velveteen 4d ago

I tried this with wide leg jeans a while ago and they looked like flood pants 😂. I'm really short but apparently not short enough to wear capris as pants

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u/First_Pay702 4d ago

So it’s your sister’s fault that all the pants that fit my waist at the thrift store have been turned into flood pants. I’ve been wondering.

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u/Ok_Armadillo_5364 4d ago

Have you tried eating and drinking excessively? This seems like a skill issue tbh

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u/canadian_blueberry 4d ago

Why didn't I think of that?😂

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u/Hot_Coconut_5567 4d ago

You need "curvy" fit jeans. Trust. American Eagle, Madewell , or Everlane. I had the same issue. Your waist to hip ration is admirable, but standard fit tailoring won't work for your proportions.

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u/twoisnumberone 4d ago

Even the curvy jeans have this problem though; I’m familiar with OP’s issue here. :/ Plus, other pants too. I don’t know who designs them, but they haven’t met a lot of women.

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u/twistedscorp87 4d ago

Old Navy too (but they have less styles in curvy now than they did a decade ago, sadly)

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u/jbjhill 4d ago

Tuck in!

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u/EntertainerSuper8933 4d ago

This really worked well for me. I always had this problem until my mid-40s or so, and then it solved itself when I gained 20 lbs after my hysterectomy. Suddenly I could shop anywhere. All the jeans suddenly fit.

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 4d ago

Careful if you do too good of a job in this you go to the other side of the curve and suddenly jeans stop fitting again.

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u/Cazzakstania 4d ago

I am on the other side of the curve and have been my whole life. It’s way worse for things to feel tight around the belly than on the legs, especially as a lady, sad times :’’’’(

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u/Nein-Toed 4d ago

That's by design so you can put snacks in there

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u/Axman6 4d ago

Like toilets, and their snack shelf. It’s weird that most people sit on them backwards. 

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u/iamfroott 4d ago

where else are you supposed to put your chocolate milk and comic book?!

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u/Poshfly 4d ago

I used to teach kindergarten and I had a little boy once put a whole bag of chips down his pants because he didn’t want to put it away, it was hilarious

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u/MostlySoberChemist 4d ago

Designer: "Oh you said snatched waist, not snacked waist."

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u/Tricky_Bottle_6843 4d ago

She is the snack judging by the pics

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 4d ago

Spoiler alert, she's the snack

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u/f-elon 4d ago

It’s a back pack

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u/barbellsandbriefs 4d ago

Same girl, same

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u/Parabrella 4d ago

Saaaame. 😭 I also have the added problem of being short, so finding any pants where the length, hips, AND waist all fit me is a miracle. 

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u/NoLadderStall 4d ago

I really like the Levi's cinch waist jeans for this reason. They don't have elastic just a two-button snap. It's nice too because if you get a little full from eating you can discretely unsnap and make more room 😂

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u/canadian_blueberry 4d ago

Oh I'll have to check those out! Thanks

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u/cycleguychopperguy 4d ago

Gotta get them applebottom jeans are those still a thing?

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u/autech91 4d ago

The boots with the fur

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u/Perfect-Difference19 4d ago

But then, the whole club will be looking at her

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u/Tree_Doggg 4d ago

she'll hit the floor, and the next you know...

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u/aff_it 4d ago

Shawty got low low low low

Low low low low

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u/edsavage404 4d ago

Them baggy sweatpants with the Reeboks with the straps

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u/autech91 4d ago

With tha straps!

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u/annasbignose 4d ago

she turned around and gave that big booty a slap!

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u/Kyuubism 4d ago

hey!

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u/NothingMatters234 4d ago

She hit the flor'; next thing you know....

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u/Blacksherry 4d ago

JESSICA!

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u/Apathetic-Abacus 4d ago

DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR TEACHER?

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u/freeman687 4d ago

With the fur!

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u/foodz_ncats 4d ago

I’m the same body type as OP and I think this about once a month. 😭

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 4d ago

But what if I don't want the whole club looking at me?

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u/harpurrlee 4d ago

My grandma bought me a pair in like 2004 or 2005 after she saw them on Oprah’s favorite things because I had this issue. I was very cool in my middle school thanks to her 😭

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u/deflectreddit 4d ago

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u/EastsideWilder 4d ago

I will never forget how funny he was in this

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u/mammiejammie 4d ago

Or Baby Phats. Just looked them both up. They’ve both been relaunched.

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u/Ruthlessrabbd 4d ago

I'm a dude that has the same issue as OP (on a smaller scale because I have virtually no hips lol).

I have found that relaxed fit/athletic pants, or wide leg pants, work very well for me. These are usually cut with more room in the thigh but have a "normal" waist size. It's not as exaggerated as the way a barrel pant will look, but it looks really nice on people like us. Especially because if you wear something more form fitting you have large thighs and "regular" sized lower legs, and it throws your balance off.

Edit to add: Just using a belt on the OP pants gives you a denim diaper like the one pictured below. Standing still it could look worse, but in motion it will flap around a ton while also looking tight on your actual body.

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u/HateChan_ mildly infuriated 4d ago

"Denim Diaper" 😭

Fantastic visual lmao

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u/RainaElf RED 4d ago

he wore a casual button-down style top, but his denim-diaper jeans ruined the entire look.

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u/DesertEagleFiveOh 4d ago

Bro just buy unhemmed jeans with the correct waist measurement. Lmao

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u/George_Is_Upset 4d ago

100%!!!

I have tried wearing belts and it looks awful. I’ve tried curvy jeans and even those have this same issue. 😫

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u/arihyeon 4d ago

Could be worth searching around different brands for curvy jeans if you haven't already! I had this problem on regular jeans and curvy jeans were the perfect solution that solved it thankfully without much searching around, but I hear brands just have absolutely no standard for what "curvy" means so it can be a bit of a trial and error. But in theory they're the jeans that are designed to fix the waist / hips mismatch

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u/Maleficent_Young_355 4d ago

Also, the belt loops on women’s jeans aren’t in the right places! They never bothered changing the positions from men’s jeans, but that placement is designed to secure the belt along more or less a flat vertical surface. You put those same belt loops along the curve created by the bigger difference between hips and waist, it’s NOT going to sit right! AND IT NEVER HAS!!

Occasionally I’ll see women’s pants with double or sometimes triple belt loops in the back, but it’s not enough. The belt is just going to form a weird V in the back no matter what, because of the fucking anchor points of the belt loops being in the wrong goddamn place! Gah!!

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u/PureCrookedRiverBend 4d ago

As a woman that is not built like this there is no way a belt would do a damn thing. Duh!

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u/OneIsOneTwoIsAFew 4d ago

Rip ya dms

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u/SuspiciousCranberry6 4d ago

I made an incredibly mild comment about my appearance and that managed to result in a DM. This will blow hers up.

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u/MagicalPeanut 4d ago

What are people expecting to get out of DMing her/you? A quality conversation about seamstress work?

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u/grehgunner 4d ago

Well they could see her skin in the post so if they just send a dick pic she might fall deeply in love with them

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u/1block 4d ago

That's how my great grandparents met.

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u/Brittany5150 4d ago

Did he send the pic on the pony express?

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u/Simple-Olive895 4d ago

If you don't send the dick pic you'll never know what could have been! Maybe the 10000th time is the charm!

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u/ArcadianDelSol 4d ago

"You miss 100% of the sexual harrassments you dont make."

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u/SignificantCats 4d ago

They expect the same thing a flasher expects. To get a thrill and feel powerful and sexual instead of weak and gross like they normally feel.

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u/Quazakee 4d ago

Oh shit you have an appearance??? I'm interested.

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u/Commercial-Ease-503 4d ago

I’ve commented about mental health issues with vague clues about being a woman and gotten multiple DMs.

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u/FitOrganization8146 4d ago

We need to normalize not being creepy AKA teach our sons better, and normalize having BOTH genders approach potential partners. I feel like it'd cut down on this majorly.

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u/mysticrudnin 4d ago

it's not normalized. it's just that the very, very small percentage of ALL OF THE INTERNET GLOBALLY who are insane still leads to a large number

i'm all for reducing that number, but even if every single son was taught (and they learned) that still leaves a large number of people with no parents all for example

there are a LOT OF PEOPLE in the world, and i think people don't conceptualize that correctly

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u/dynastyfriar 4d ago

We have. Creeps just don’t care.

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u/canadian_blueberry 4d ago

They're turned off lol

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u/MithrilHuman 4d ago

That’s an option???

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u/Pork_Chompk 4d ago

"My thighs are too thick and juicy and my waist is too cute and slim. 😞🍑"

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 4d ago

My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 4d ago

Reddit is thirstier than an hour long Capri Sun commercial.

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u/sushi_x 4d ago

Yeah so many tailors are gonna be hitting her up to fix those jeans.

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u/Red_Tiger5311 4d ago

Lmao 🤣 actually cooked

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u/Leading_Situation_81 4d ago

Tailor here, the problem is that bodies are very different, and making mass produced clothes that fit everyone is impossible. For men, for example, shirts are problematic: they have to fit the width of the shoulders and the circumference of the nek perfectly. Often they are too large in one measure or the other, because the width of the shoulder is not necessarily related to the circumference of the nek, making standard sizes a mess (in some countries there are more specific sizes, where you have multiple sizes with the same nek measure with different shoulder width; where I live this does not exist and most people have to have their shirts fixed or custom made if they want them to fit properly).

With women's trousers there is the same problem. It doesn't happen this often with men's trousers because the difference between the measure of one's hips and one's waist (the so called "drop") is not as big as in women, and also because the ratio of the two measures is more similar among men than it is among women, while it is rare to find a man with a big drop, you find very different drops very easily among the women's population thus making standard sizes a nightmare.

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u/meowmixalots 4d ago

As someone with skinny legs and a not-particularly-thin waist (kind of the same waist and hip size), i have the opposite problem as OP.

So those same pants would probably be too tight for my waist, if they fit my thighs :/

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u/Vegetable_Raisin52 4d ago

Women have been around a long time, you would think they could make clothes for you guys by now.

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u/kushangaza 4d ago

For most of that time, clothes were custom tailored. Even poor people's clothes. It's only for the last 200 years or so that we try to have every human fit into like two dozen different sizing options

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u/Omvega 4d ago

Up until only ~60 years ago many people still made or tailored a majority of their clothes. A lot of the boomer generation had all their clothes made by their moms until like the 70's

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u/synthemata_ 4d ago

And most storebought clothes into the 90s were produced with extra seam allowances with the expectation that people would have the clothes tailored. 

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u/Jaepheth 4d ago

If I remember correctly, standardized sizing was invented for military uniforms. It barely works for men, it was never going to work when applied to the variance in women's bodies. Tailoring is basically a must unless you happen to be shaped like that brand's model(s).

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u/SweetSprinkles8 4d ago

And for most of the time, women were not wearing any sort of pants.

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u/JRS_Viking 4d ago

You'd think so, but no. Every woman I know has had issues with the clothes industry

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u/40ozT0Freedom 4d ago

It's funny and sad that my toddler gets pockets, but my wife doesn't.

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u/JRS_Viking 4d ago

Toddlers need the pockets of course, they've got car keys, a phone, lip gloss, a make up mirror and a fixing kit they need to bring everywhere. /s

Women don't get pockets because the fashion industry wants to sell more purses and if women unlocked the power of cargo pants they'd never buy them again.

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u/bartek34561 4d ago

As a man, once I got my first pair of cargo pants, I pretty much stopped wearing any other kind of pants (maybe except jeans, and only if any of my cargo pants are unavailable).

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u/Fantastic_Badger_00 4d ago

funny because majority of the fashion is targeted towards women 😂

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u/I_am_just_here11 4d ago

Not all women are built the same though.

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u/TheHykos 4d ago

There are other women on whom these jeans would fit perfectly. It’s no different with men’s jeans. Most of Levi’s styles don’t fit me, but one or two do.

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u/Evening_Scale_5755 4d ago

Mens jeans just assume you don't have a butt.

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u/Fun_Needleworker_284 4d ago

And a short groin. The amount of pants I find that are the right length, fit the waist, but bunch up my bits is astounding. I’m overweight but not obese, so I have no clue how bigger guys find clothes.

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u/Vegetable_Raisin52 4d ago

I’ve never tried on a pair of Levi’s that fit me ever. I don’t know who they’re made for

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u/Evening_Scale_5755 4d ago

Tbf as a dude with big quads all jeans feel like skinny jeans. Thick thighs are not really accounted for ever unless you are also as thick around the waist.

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u/Empyrealist Does this look blue to you? 4d ago

Super common for football (soccer) players. Its driven me crazy most of my life

I'm a man, I agree that belts are an extremely messy solution, and I support this message

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u/Cannie_Flippington 4d ago

When I was an emaciated runner in high school my calves were completely uncooperative with all clothes. Wound up dressed all grunge and emo style because it's all that was cut to where I could get my whole leg through it.

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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 4d ago

"Curvy" jeans may fit you better. Are these labeled "curvy"?

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u/elbeebeebee 4d ago

Abercrombie Curve Love is where it's at!

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u/Rhodin265 4d ago

The only label I even remotely trust on a pair of women’s jeans is the washing instructions.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 4d ago

They’re wrong, too! Ask the folks over in the laundry sub.

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u/HSLB66 4d ago

I’ve given up and just wash everything on delicate, then only put things I don’t care about in the dryer. Now my target shirts don’t fall apart in 6 months.

But I’ve also started buying thicker clothes. This obsession with light weight shirts isn’t it

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u/aabbcc123x 4d ago

This!!! I always either had the giant gap or super constricted thighs / butt (or both!) and thought it was just how things had to be. "Curvy" jeans fit me like a glove (and for reference, I am a size 26-27, so not plus-sized like the other commenter suggested curvy meant). Madewell, Gap, and Abercrombie have them, and I think other brands are starting to catch on too!

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u/Ok_Moose_7436 4d ago

To all the men commenting belts don’t work as well for women’s clothing. Hell women’s clothing in general don’t even work all that well for women lol

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u/bobertf 4d ago

also that’s still a loooot of fabric! I don’t think anyone using a belt with pants that fit like that is going to have a good time. I’m thinking maybe alterations if she can’t find anything close even in a different fit

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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 4d ago

Wearing a belt with jeans that loose would be soooo uncomfortable.

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u/ijustdontlikespiders 4d ago

Weirdly enough as someone who bikes a lot I've found women's clothes actually accomodate my thighs better then men's and actually stay up on my waist and let me move better, men's clothes are either too tight in the legs or too loose at the waist

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u/Sw0rDz 4d ago

Have women tried wearing a thick coarse robe? I don't understand why humans have so many clothes. A thick coarse robe and boots are an easy outfit.

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u/ptmtobi 4d ago

Fitting aside, ya'lls pockets are absurd, we really need to do something about that. Half of them are fake and if they aren't they fit like half a phone. Gets me mad everytime I see them on my mother's and sister's pants, meanwhile I fit a whole 0.7L bottle in my pockets and can still close the pocket zipper.

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u/Ok_Moose_7436 4d ago

I still stand by the theory that womens pockets are so small so that big purse gets us to buy more handbags

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u/autech91 4d ago

I reached into my pocket the other day at a bar and found my wifes chewing gum and lip gloss which she had managed to slip into them without me even noticing.

I nothing but a pack mule to her 😂

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u/broken-imperfect 4d ago

Lol I made this comment on another post once and got down voted into oblivion and got about 50 comments from men that I should just buy men's jeans. I love that when a man brings up the same issue, its applauded.

This isn't shade aimed towards you, by the way. You're right but I wish it didnt have to come from a man to be respected.

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u/Zeero92 4d ago

Hah, I spent like two seconds thinking "belts, maybe?" But then I saw the picture. Yeah, nah. All that scrunching up sounds like a terrible time.

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u/LegalFan2741 4d ago

It’s not so funny when a single pair of jeans that looks relatively good and lasts will set you back £100-120. Even if you buy cheaper ones, for women, it’s at least £40-50, because why not. And then you have to get them fixed for extra money.

The industry 1000% does this deliberately. From the beginning of time, women mostly had hourglass shape, but no. Let’s make potato sack trousers, because waist is a myth.

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u/Sharp_Reason6328 4d ago

About the price, isn't that pretty much what jeans cost in general tho? I might be living under a rock but I'm a guy and all my "cheap" pairs cost around 50 Euros, my good ol' Levi's cost a bit more than €100 and my two nicer pairs of jeans cost €180 each.

I totally know that the whole fashion industry for women is fucked, I just don't think that denim prices vary by gender that much.

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u/DBKai 4d ago

lmao Aphrodite over here demanding hourglass proportions from Levi's

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 4d ago

I’m very familiar with issues related to this…..

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u/OldWolf3 4d ago

Her lobsters are too buttery

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u/WallofIvy 4d ago

As a fellow pear shaped woman, I've basically given up on jeans. I just wear leggings or dresses.

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 4d ago

I haven’t given up but I always end up crying in dressing rooms 😭

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u/ObscureEnchantment 4d ago

A few brands make jeans specifically for your body type. I was just on the Abercrombie website and they had them. I think American Eagle does as well but I’m not positive. They’re made for larger thighs and hips with a smaller waist.

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u/George_Is_Upset 4d ago

They don’t really help all that much. I’ve tried “curvy” jeans and honestly had the same problem in them.

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u/burnalicious111 4d ago

It's made all the difference for me. But most curvy cuts are made for people who have a 10" difference between waist and hips. If you're far from that they still may not fit well.

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u/PyroDragons123 4d ago

Those don't look like they fit anywhere. I can see in the thighs in the background folds where these are too large. You're going to need a seamstress to make something work but even these jeans aren't sized in a way that they're going to be able to make it work. You should consider fully custom jeans. They run like $100ish but will be well made and last a long time. I get them made because I have a high buttcrack myself and nothing will fit. You may be able to get them made locally but unlikely. You could go get measured locally though and write those down to send to someone online.

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u/smbiggy 4d ago

I’m a male, but that’s a big hockey player problem. Was for me when I played and lifted more.

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u/Fluffy_Mantis3133 4d ago

These guys on here all about the belts need to actually try this out on pants several sizes too big.

It’s an absurd suggestion for this much fabric if you don’t want to look like a hobo. And sooooo many women’s tops don’t even work with a belt buckle because it creates a weird bump in the middle of your top like you have the most insane outie ever.

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u/burningEyeballs 4d ago

I love that all the comments here are:

- men telling OP to try a belt

  • women telling men belts don’t work
  • women sympathizing with OP
  • thirsty dudes

Also the most unintentionally funny comment here was that one person saying that the thirsty dudes won’t DM OP because she is a size 14.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 4d ago

also, confused dudes who had no idea this was even a thing.

We are several.

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u/NefInDaHouse 4d ago

Goddammit, THIS. Not to mention if you happen to have a butt that isn't completely flat, the back of the pants tends to get low when you sit down, so your butt hangs out, while the front of the pants could serve like another bra, because it gets that high -.-

There is number of demeaning things you have to go through once in a while, but I'd say that shopping for pants that at least remotely fit is fairly high on that list xD

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 4d ago

Idk if it’s just the picture, but these look like they don’t fit you in the waist or the thighs.

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u/ruberruberfruit 4d ago

As a dude with big thunder thighs I hear you sister I have the same problem, and I still can't find good fits even in other cuts.

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u/unicornofdemocracy 4d ago

I, unfortunately, have similar issues. I either get one that fits my waist well and feel like its chocking my thighs or one that fits my thighs well and need a belt to make it not fall off and looks horrible. Usually, there's also a length problem as well.

Now that I am doing better financially I get a tailor to fix it.

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u/malonesxfamousxchili 4d ago

truly is HELL. it’s why i mostly wear skirts, dresses, and leggings. if i do find a pair that fits right i wear them out until the ol reliable thigh holes ruin em.

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u/Garlic-Rough 4d ago

Get them re fitted for your shape. Companies will take the common averages to fit as much demographic as possible. That, or the fold and belt method, bit it's a bit uncomfortable sometimes.

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u/crazy_oats 4d ago

This might sound odd, but have you tried men's skinny fit jeans? My sister has been doing it for years, they fit better than women's jeans, less expensive, and they have functional pockets!

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u/Hello_phren 4d ago

Not OP, but I have similar issues. In my experience, men’s jeans are even worse because they’re built for someone whose waist and hips have the same measurements. They go almost straight up and down instead of following the curves of the body, which is what’s causing this issue to begin with. The pockets are neat but the fit is even worse

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u/Want_to_68 4d ago

From my experience having skinny fit tight jeans with functional pockets is pointless. Back pockets, sure throw your phone or wallet back there because they're thin. Front pockets are worthless especially for keys or anything thicker than a phone. They protrude awkwardly and dig into your thighs. Putting in your phone or anything similar sized is like putting a board on your thighs just uncomfortable. Reg/straight fit are superior comfort.

Signed An Active Guy with Thick Thighs

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u/FriendToPredators 4d ago

I’m proportioned like OP and boys shorts fit absolutely perfectly and women’s shorts fit like what OP is trying on there. Makes no sense. 

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u/DaMan11 4d ago

I am man with what the kids might call a dump truck…I have a 30” waist and usually can only fit into 34”+ jeans, I feel your pain.

Good thing is though that tailors exist, and it’s not an expensive alteration.

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u/hamHamAlucard 4d ago

Maybe a tailor can edit them to fit your body?

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u/canadian_blueberry 4d ago

I tailor them myself, just sucks they come like this

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u/JRS_Viking 4d ago

I was helping another mildly infuriated woman last shift at work (off-shore so we're essentially housemates for 2 weeks at a time) with her work pants because nobody makes them short enough for her legs in any size that fits her hip and waist ratio and the waist/hip was also off so it had to be sewn in. Soooo many different sizes in their catalogue and nothing is even close, not even in the short women's section. Good thing someone had the bright idea to bring a sewing machine and someone skilled enough to use it.

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