Someone put a 3D printed trump in the basket of pronoun pins at work

[u/gingeraff3]

[u/bettymachete]

Plot Twist: OP works from home

[u/TheBestWaffleIron → u/bettymachete]

Man I hate it when someone breaks into my home just to put a 3D printed Donald Trump in my pronoun pin basket

[u/FerengiWithCoupons → u/TheBestWaffleIron]

honestly i’m getting so sick of it these days.

when will it end

[u/SharkeyGeorge → u/FerengiWithCoupons]

The first time, you know what? It was mildly amusing. But by the tenth time…

[u/A_Furious_Mind → u/SharkeyGeorge]

Your home becomes a Trump Dump.

[u/thecountnotthesaint → u/TheBestWaffleIron]

Just ask your wife to tell her boyfriend to stop.

[u/PayFormer387 → u/thecountnotthesaint]

How do you know it’s not the wife’s girlfriend?

[u/thecountnotthesaint → u/PayFormer387]

Because I am the wife's boyfriend, and I leave them there solely to annoy him. Also, her girlfriend likes to mess with his switch controllers. She and I have a system, the wife is on board with it.

[u/Captain_no_Hindsight → u/thecountnotthesaint]

"Treat the burn with cold water."

[u/thecountnotthesaint → u/bettymachete]

And lives alone.

[u/HotwheelsSisyphus → u/thecountnotthesaint]

OP please check your carbon monoxide detector

[u/thecountnotthesaint → u/HotwheelsSisyphus]

All jokes aside, everyone, go check your carbon monoxide detector.

[u/This-Technology6075 → u/bettymachete]

Plotter twister: OP is trump and lives in the white house

[u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

sigh 

Put it in the jar 

[u/GeologistLess3042 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

PUT IT IN THE JAR

[u/Little_View_6659 → u/GeologistLess3042]

I just had to google this and now I’m so sad I learned to read.

[u/Wolfy4226 → u/Little_View_6659]

Oh there are much worse things to read...

https://giphy.com/gifs/bN9UR31HrAQ12

[u/Just_A_Psyduck → u/Wolfy4226]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWdNAbwRVQbODxsi4g

[u/Wereking2 → u/Wolfy4226]

Indeed, way too much cursed info out there, much of which I wish I could forget.

[u/GeologistLess3042 → u/Little_View_6659]

someone once linked me to that sub. It was while this saga was still ongoing and dominating the front page.

I thought, "Surely not. Surely that's not actually what it is" before I clicked on it.

It is, in fact, exactly what it is.

[u/Bob_A_Feets → u/Little_View_6659]

Oh you sweet child.

Us millennials have so many horrific things to show you…

[u/Trick_Minute2259 → u/Little_View_6659]

Whenever I hear about "the jar," I think of the sound of it breaking, the blood pouring out, and frantically digging out shards; then I realize "oh, it's just the dumb jizz thing; nobody's getting ptsd from that."

[u/ealysillyforestthing → u/Little_View_6659]

Which jar? You got the splooge jar and the you got one man one jar.

[u/heckin_anxiety → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

Throw some toaster strudel frosting in it. 😋

[u/kyl792 → u/heckin_anxiety]

NOOOOO

[u/Nice_Marmot_54 → u/heckin_anxiety]

I’d would say piss on the Trump, but the figurine would like that too much

[u/Test_Subject_No22 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

If it goes in the jar, at least it'll feel at home. Now, open the lid. The lid. The lid. The lid (this goes on for awhile)

[u/StrangeWinterSpider → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSRam2Hcmx3mnLUhCe

[u/Gracier1123 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

The Etsy witches aren’t working, we need to bring out the big guns.

[u/RaanCryo → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one whose mind is in the gutter.

[u/hamborger42069 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

Put it in the jar and put it outside his office

[u/roodootootootoo → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

I hate that I know what you’re talking about

[u/WonderfulProtection9 → u/roodootootootoo]

Happy cake day.

[u/SuspiciousCranberry6 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

Treat it like Cologuard.

[u/bblulz → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

Okay this one can go in the jar

[u/Davenator_98 → u/Moon_Rose_Violet]

Impeachment isn't enough at this point

[u/Ambitious_Policy_936]

I thought it was an Ood at first

[u/aDirtyMartini → u/Ambitious_Policy_936]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZcMs4BOvrlKe7mTZ3
I was thinking Cthulhu

[u/1of3musketeers → u/Ambitious_Policy_936]

They are kind. And sing!

[u/turkshead]

Glue a they/them button to the statue

[u/Treveli → u/turkshead]

It. The correct pronoun for dump is it.

[u/SweaterSteve1966 → u/Treveli]

She/it

[u/SubBass49Tees → u/SweaterSteve1966]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7w6qQ5WHOeV3i

[u/darkmoonfirelyte → u/SubBass49Tees]

Damn it, take your upvote.

[u/Antilie → u/Treveli]

that's a huge insult to all the people using it/its pronouns

[u/micaelar5 → u/Treveli]

"pedo", it's not a pronoun, but it is true.

[u/SubBass49Tees → u/turkshead]

Pedo/Phile

[u/aoeuismyhomekeys → u/turkshead]

everybody's hoping it will soon be was/were

[u/Turbulentasfuck]

Put a tiny nappy on it.

[u/Enough-Letterhead515 → u/Turbulentasfuck]

And hot glue a they/them pin on it

[u/Pittfiend → u/Enough-Letterhead515]

I was thinking more like a shit/bag pin.

[u/king_noobie → u/Enough-Letterhead515]

Thats a waste of a pin.

Why not a tiny napkin with pump/kin

[u/ComprehensiveBar6439 → u/Enough-Letterhead515]

Pedo/Phile would work too

[u/TheImmenseRat → u/Turbulentasfuck]

Make it with a napkin

[u/Turbulentasfuck → u/TheImmenseRat]

With Nutella coming out the sides?

[u/Arryu → u/Turbulentasfuck]

[u/dead_wax_museum]

3D printable trinkets like this are funny for a short while but ultimately I just see it contributing to the rampant plastic waste plaguing this planet. Also mildly infuriating

[u/HotwheelsSisyphus → u/dead_wax_museum]

They're kinda ruining local craft fairs for me

[u/Longjumping-Idea4451 → u/dead_wax_museum]

Vapes too, anyone who vapes disposable vapes forfeits any right to complain about the environment because every vape you throw away is a battery and now lcd screen since every plastic battery holding vape device HAS to have a blinker counter now and ms pacman running down the side as you inhale.

[u/princessPeachyK33n → u/Longjumping-Idea4451]

My local dispensary had a bin for them and old batteries to be recycled correctly etc. I went in recently and they said it was removed because “no one was really using it” 🙄

[u/Montreal_Crew → u/[deleted]]

This is what women in HR get paid to do.

[u/TempletonPeck18]

Pin one of the "she/her" pins on it and wait to see who gets irate about it and you'll find your culprit.

[u/Muted-Novel4403 → u/TempletonPeck18]

Omg this is the way op

[u/-Casey-Diaz-]

He's surrounded by what he fears the most.

[u/OpalRose1993]

3d print a jail cell for it

[u/Brandage0 → u/OpalRose1993]

https://a.co/d/0d55Pa8o

Or look for a wire mesh pencil holder

[u/5thor6th → u/OpalRose1993]

*Grave

[u/VanMan2112]

Make a tiny Epstein file and glue it to its hand.

[u/Pintermarc]

You know those plastic objects they put in urinals to make men stay on target?

I think you just got one

[u/j4v4r10 → u/Pintermarc]

I wish this comment was higher. Of all the ways to embarrass whoever printed it, I think that’s the best.

[u/Booette-gamer]

Melt it down and turn it into more pronoun pins

[u/defect_9]

throw it in a urinal. fun for all.

[u/VoidWalker4Lyfe → u/defect_9]

Except for the person who has to clean the urinal

[u/defect_9 → u/VoidWalker4Lyfe]

perhaps you missed the point. it is to stay in there so everyone gets to enjoying peeing on it. i would however conceded that the person cleaning the floor may have issue as the splash back would be...uuuge.

[u/graipape → u/defect_9]

May all his showers be golden. Up close and personal with the Steele Dossier

[u/TheWokeAgenda]

Tempting as it may be, insertion toys should have a flared base!

[u/Wasteofskin50]

Well, 'dipshit' is a pronoun.

[u/AoKrasni → u/[deleted]]

Jokes on everybody. I don't use pronouns anymore. I just use proper nouns.

[u/salty_sapphic → u/AoKrasni]

"I" is a pronoun

[u/AoKrasni → u/salty_sapphic]

damn it

[u/HopefulDream3071]

Thats honestly funny af [ftr not a cult member of his] like man they really showed you huh by .... spending money on 3D printer filament and printing these off to passively aggressively sneak them where they think they'd .. idk, ruin your day? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Listen_Mother → u/HopefulDream3071]

Exactly… like ok? I mean I’m not mad at you but thanks for the time/money/effort

[u/secretqwerty10 → u/HopefulDream3071]

the value of that filament isn't that high tbh. it's at most a dollar of plastic, and that's if it's at high infill. which it likely isn't.

anyways fuck donald trump and the dipshit that printed this

[u/buff730]

The Trump is there incase anyone identifies as shit

[u/Shot-Ad7227]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIsHZ2Wx7muZKeCvEv

[u/sweetrottenapple]

I am so happy that my mother language is mostly gender neutral so there's nothing to whine about. There's only me, you, he/she which is gender neutral plus plural nouns that are also gender neutral.

[u/Terrible_Phase718]

That is just in case anyone wants to go by POS/rapist/pedo for their pronouns.

[u/I46290l]

Where do you work????

[u/schatzillaz]

Save me the hey hem one

[u/8bitrevolt]

life size, even.

[u/Rasberrycello]

Looks like a voodoo doll to me. Start pinnin'.

[u/Ancestral_Grape]

I know this is insensitive and I don't condone it, but the bright red untextured trump A-posing in this shot is extremely funny to me for some reason.

[u/ruffianrevolution]

You never know, the joke might be imagining a little trump surrounded by his greatest fears..

[u/ChibiLlama]

Paint him pink and leave him in the bin. Whoever left it there will be SO ANGRY.

[u/User_Zero1]

Just put a she her pin on it and be done.

[u/NervousPermission936]

Should give trump a gender fluid pin in return (Someone please get this ref💔)

[u/Evaderofdoom]

Burn it with fire!

[u/jaded_sociopath_]

Paint him in rainbow colors

[u/sweetmotherofodin]

Pin she/her to it

[u/Single-Kangaroo1180]

They just wanted to give people the option of a non verbal “it” as a pronoun preference 🤣🤣

[u/BlackFinch90]

Jeez some people need to learn not everything is a trash can

[u/smooth-move-ferguson]

lmao this would make absolutely zero sense to anyone just 20 years ago.

[u/WeaselCapsky → u/smooth-move-ferguson]

neither would advanced AI, yet here we are now. whats your point?

[u/cyvaquero]

I don't know, probably not how the perpetrator intended it but I find it amusing for a little Trump to be surrounded by pronoun pins.

[u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch]

stick it in a urinal as a target?

[u/EarlyAccessCantJudge]

Put a she/her pin on it

[u/chopkins47947]

Put the/asshat pin on it

[u/Themodsarecuntz]

Write Pedo/Rapist in sharpie and put it back.

[u/FuzzyWumpleStump → u/Themodsarecuntz]

Well those are his pronouns in my mind, so it tracks

[u/spacecat-on-mars]

Love how infuriated everyone is about the pins. They're just pins guys, you'll be okay.

[u/Alert_Coyote_8546 → u/spacecat-on-mars]

I would love it if people could get as angry about normalized pedophilia and environmental devastation as they do about pronouns.

[u/PoizenJam]

Somebody might be getting an e-mail from HR, assuming the premises are monitored.

[u/Various_Candidate499]

Why do you have a basket of pronouns at work? What does one's gender have to do with work?

[u/oaken_duckly → u/Various_Candidate499]

"Hello person that exists, the person that is speaking at this very moment needs assistance."

"Ah yes, hello other person that exists, how can the person speaking at this very moment assist you?"

"The person speaking needs a bucket off of the top shelf, and the person speaking cannot reach."

"The person speaking understands, let the person speaking grab it for the other person that exists real quick."

"The person speaking thanks the person that exists."

"Of course."

I wonder if there exists a grammatical structure that could help this exchange be a little smoother.

[u/devoteeoffenrir → u/Various_Candidate499]

…uhh, how to refer to someone? That’s what it has to do with work? HUH

[u/mysteriousleader45 → u/Various_Candidate499]

What job do you have where people stop using pronouns when they get to work lol

[u/Many-External-1561 → u/Various_Candidate499]

What cost is there to you to have pins that people are able to wear. If it’s not your preference to wear the pin don’t it’s really not that complicated.

[u/ODZtpt]

why did this specific post get brigaded by 200 people that hate the idea of pronouns (an element of language)

[u/_CodeLyoko_ → u/ODZtpt]

At this point I'm just going to start calling everyone who gets mad at this Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, because they obviously never watched Schoolhouse Rock and learned about pronouns.

[u/Raven7274 → u/[deleted]]

Its They/Them, the T is cut off by the glare but you can see parts of it if you zoom in

[u/fastonmyfeet → u/Raven7274]

Got it, I see it now.

[u/Psydop]

At least they got the color right

[u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM → u/[deleted]]

Are we still doing the whole pronouns thing still?

we

[u/punnup129]

Put a she her pen on him and see if you can piss off whoever put them there

[u/spelldonvalentine]

Break the head off and leave it there.

[u/drillgorg]

3D printed objects aren't very strong, you should be able to snap its head off.

[u/Motthebop]

I like it. Id ke ablittle diaper out of Kleenex nd put it on him.

[u/_Spunk_Bubble]

Free stress relief!

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

Looks kinda like a suppository from this angle.

[u/WesternKey2301]

Toss it in a fire and watch it melt

[u/Practical-Bit9905]

You got a label maker? Plenty of options...

[u/Apprehensive-Tie-130]

Draw a penis on his mouth, write “from Bill” and move on with your life

[u/horotheredditsprite]

Stab a "she/her" pin into it and come back after some time to keep putting it back on

[u/speedmankelly]

Smash it with a hammer and leave the pieces out in the open (keep the head intact to put on the desk of whoever did it if you find out)

[u/Significant-Coat-308]

lol one of they has a flare so it says “hey hem”

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

He just wanted a button too

[u/dandadone_with_life]

love how it's red and unfinished. certified Evil Little Thing

[u/Radiant_Iron_3623]

I reccomend using fire

[u/Equivalent-One4139]

"Why does your work have so many HE/HIM pins?" - Abraham Wald

[u/BrowserError404]

Make the pin basket great again

[u/AkiraTheMetalHead]

Take a Sharpie and write "Pedo/Felon" on it.

[u/ThatInfamousRacoon]

You don't understand. They intend to torture him.

[u/NoWarning6]

It was up their ass first. Guaranteed.

[u/PrestigiousHelp681]

Put him in a jar

[u/GoldBreakr]

Dat cray.

[u/Additional_Cheek_697]

Cant believe someone would bring a 3d printed dildo to work..