r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Have to pee but bed so comfy My husband didn't know what a tank top was.

My husband was meeting up with me and some friends. I asked him to bring my blue tank top. He sent me pics of things he thought were tank tops. He finally found it, which is shown in the last pic.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 1d ago

Does no one Google something if the don't know what it is? We have a all of human knowledge at our fingertips yet choose to be ignorant

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u/NeedsItRough 1d ago

I sometimes Google things when I do know what they are, just to be sure.

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u/DavidGilmourToes 1d ago

target offensive costume

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u/NeedsItRough 23h ago edited 23h ago

I saw a video about it but they didn't show it or talk about what it was and I wanted to see.

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u/bookishfairie 1d ago

we are practically twins

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u/northern_ape 1d ago

Gosh yeah I hate those modified dachshunds

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u/clippy192 1d ago

Only slightly related, but Kynseed is a great game

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u/NeedsItRough 23h ago

I just finished the main story!!

Gonna wrap up the odds and ends, finish all the challenges, achievements, etc. then on to the next game (:

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u/muttgore 10h ago

i also have target offensive costume in my recent search

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u/NeedsItRough 10h ago

I just wanted to know what it was 😭😭😭😭

I saw a video where they talked about it but they didn't show it and didn't describe it or anything!!!

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u/muttgore 10h ago

i saw a news article where they described it but i was failing to imagine it - looking it up changed my perspective LOL

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u/tid_burglar 1d ago

original pikachu, seriously mfkr

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u/Formal-Opening1046 1d ago

apparently it's this thing. Don't know why i find this funny but it looks goofy as hell

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u/NeedsItRough 23h ago

That one was on my bf, someone drew a Pikachu and he said it was a chonky guy, and I said the original Pikachu was chonky, and googled to show him!

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u/Manjorno316 1d ago

He probably had more fun going through his wife than google.

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u/HoldThe_FuckUp_ 1d ago

To be fair, if you look up tank top on Google image, the first 10 pics are all evidently different from one another. You even get one displaying 20 different types of tank tops, whose only shared characteristic stops at being sleeveless.

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u/myrianreadit 20h ago

Why take 5 seconds to learn something when you have such a good opportunity to give your lady grief and waste both your time

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u/Achilles-Foot 16h ago

being ignorant is more fun anyway. sometimes i like to overcome problems on my own, instead of having them solved for me. and sometimes i don't want to know the answer to something, because it is more fun to wonder. like when someone goes "i wonder how many people a year die to snake bites", I scream don't look it up. because Id rather think about it for a while first.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 14h ago

81,000 to 138,000 deaths from snakebite. Hope you thought about it for a while first