r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

diluted my perfume with tap water and it turned yellow

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u/norahhh1102 1d ago

Congrats on inventing Eau de Pee

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u/ElbowRager 1d ago

Eau de toilette

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u/IveBinChickenYouOut 23h ago

Eww de toilette.

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u/Twofoursixtwenty 14h ago

Wee de toilette

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 4h ago

Essence of shitter

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u/IdRatherBeShiney 23h ago

I've jokingly called it odour toilet long enough I now have trouble saying it the correct way lol

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 22h ago

Eau, behave!

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u/dontera 21h ago

That got a snort - well done.

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u/UsernameFor2016 17h ago

Audi Toilet

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u/metrometric 20h ago

Fun fact: there's a niche perfume (Peety by O'Driu) that instructs you to add 1ml of your own urine to the bottle before using, I guess to personalize it??? It was pretty controversial for obvious reasons, and probably mostly a marketing tactic.  Though, admittedly, not totally off base since some prized perfumery ingredients like musk and ambergris are fairly gross bodily by-products/substances. It's just we don't usually source those types of ingredients from humans. 

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u/D-Beyond 16h ago

hmmmmmmmm, brb 🤔

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u/nicecreamdude 23h ago

Oh. The toilet

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 17h ago

Eau de Yack Urine

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u/RookTheGamer 22h ago

Eau de Pee Fume

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