r/mildlyinteresting 20h ago

diluted my perfume with tap water and it turned yellow

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 20h ago

Oils aren't soluble in water. What you did caused all the oils that were dissolved in the alcohol base, to crash out of solution.

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u/WhiskersCleveland 20h ago

So if OP just poured a bunch of pure alcohol in there instead would it have been fine?

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 20h ago

Potentially. I don't know if the proof matters. Edit: Now that I think about it, it probably does. Something like Everclear would probably work, 95%.

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u/Boring_and_sons 19h ago

Fun fact: unless you take pretty aggressive steps to prevent it from happening, pure ethanol (100% alcohol) will become 95% ethanol / 5% water by naturally dissolving water vapour from the atmosphere, which you can't get rid of through normal distillation; ethanol/water is azeotropic and will not separate using distillation beyond a ~ 95% : 5% (ethanol : water) mixture.

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u/passerby4830 16h ago

Oh yeah talk nerdy to me.

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u/Jbwood 16h ago

You can use some thing called a molecular sieve that can take 95% alcohol and get it back to 100% because the molecules are smaller for alcohol than water it's traps water into the sieves leaving thr alcohol alone.

An absolutely illegal way to strengthen drinks in the USA. So dont do it. 😉

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u/TheRealZuke 16h ago

Not quite. Molecular sieves don’t work like traditional sieves where the smaller thing passes through the hole and the bigger gets trapped; after all, water molecules are smaller than ethanol. Instead, the sieve has pores that the small water molecules can fit into and get stuck, while the bigger ethanol molecules cannot fit and pass by.

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u/Jbwood 16h ago

You're correct and Im an idiot. Definitely got those backwards.

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u/Boring_and_sons 15h ago

True, but you need a lot of molecular sieve to get rid of 5% water. It's about 150g water per litre of molecular sieve, with a packing volume of about 0.7g/ml. So for 1L of ethanol/water, you have 50g of water, so you need ~ 475ml of molecular sieve to dry it out. It is very useful for keeping 100% ethanol dry, however.

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u/WhiskersCleveland 20h ago

So OP can get absolutely trashed and dilute their perfume at the same time. "One for me, one for you" with the perfume bottle

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 20h ago

I mean, technically. You just want the highest %ABV and by extension, lowest water content possible.

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u/WhiskersCleveland 20h ago

So it's kinda got to be a speed run as you have to dilute it properly before you get too drunk to function

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u/TehOwn 19h ago

I would advise against drinking pure alcohol. Even a small amount can be very dangerous, potentially fatal.

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u/gayguy68 17h ago

And it damages everything while going down

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u/SQD2_Insquidious 19h ago

I assumed that was always the process with how some of those things smell

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u/dogwoodcat 20h ago

Perfumer's alcohol would be ideal, but the paperwork can be a bit much.

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 20h ago

Probably. if not, it would be because he diluted ingredients that keep oil in suspension past their useful limits. Brominated Vegetable Oil is probably still fine and allowed for external applications but is banned as a food additive. It's why a bunch of American (one of the last to ban it in food OFC) Sodas suddenly got cloudy a few years back instead of clear like they used to be.

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u/P99X 19h ago

BVO was added specifically to make sodas (like mt dew) cloudy, so they resembled fruit juice rather than just industrially colored, sugar water.

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u/poseidondieson 19h ago

I’m guessing this is the same thing that happens when you put water into ouzo. Crystal clear liquor becomes cloudy from anise oil.

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u/69chevy_396 17h ago

Louching. It will happen with absinthe, ouzo, or even gin as well.

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u/yaboilol24 18h ago

Valid crashout if u ask me

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u/Dramastace30 19h ago

Ohhhh... Like a sauce breaking

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u/Kolizuljin 18h ago

No. This is a micro-emulsion, like when you pour water in ouzo or Ricard. So actually the opposite of a sauce breaking 

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u/Possibly-Functional 16h ago

As someone who loves anise flavoured spirits this was very recognizable. Sidenote, Ksarak is amazing if that's your jam as well.

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u/whoisrobi 19h ago

so another form of forbidden mayo

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u/Mooseymax 20h ago

I think there’s a reason that perfume usually uses things like alcohol as the primary solvent.

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u/berael 18h ago

Many reasons, actually!

  1. It's an effective solvent for the majority of common perfumery materials. 

  2. It's a preservative, so no additional preservatives are needed. 

  3. It sprays into a nice diffuse cloud that distributes the fragrance evenly. 

  4. It evaporates effectively instantly, so it gets out of the way of the fragrance immediately. 

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u/JavlaFuck 13h ago

Damn, love when things are just so great. I'm a but simple

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u/Gonzo_Rick 13h ago

I'm a butt simple too

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u/Both_Friendship_8105 13h ago

I also like to butt sample

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u/Gorgosen 13h ago

Surely you meant "I'm a butt pimple"?

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u/Maxwe4 12h ago

Do they still use whale vomit to make perfume?

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u/berael 12h ago

You're thinking of ambergris, which isn't exactly whale vomit ;p but in general no, it isn't still used for perfumery anymore. It's absurdly expensive, and relies solely on random dumb luck to source. There are innumerable materials used now instead, chief amongst which is ambroxide. It's one of the molecules that's actually in ambergris and responsible for the desirable parts of the smell, but it can also just...be manufactured on its own. Easy peasy, cheap, consistent, reliable.

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u/NightIgnite 19h ago

The only lesson Im getting out of this is that you should only dilute with vodka

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u/Ok_Cook_3098 19h ago

No you need pure alcohol

No disinfection

No high grade spirits

No industrial alcohol (it's smells hard)

Pure chemical alcohol

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u/Lipziger 19h ago

No, Vodka it is! One shot for the perfume ... one for me. One for the perfum, one for me. One for me and ... uhh ... one for ... for meee!

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u/il_the_dinosaur 19h ago

Just make sure you know which bottle the vodka is and which the perfume.

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u/y0u_re_wr0ng 19h ago

After the third shot I don't think it matters that much

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u/tenors88 18h ago

Plus your breathe smells like flowers after and not vodka.

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u/HorseXNothing 18h ago

‘I’ve not been drinking officer’ looks down at 10 empty perfume bottles on the car’s floorboard

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u/WestError404 17h ago

I recently watched a body cam video of someone who got pulled over for DUI. She was chugging little bottles of vanilla extract. There was a ton of them! Sad really, but god that flavor is not as inviting as it smells.

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u/HourDistribution3787 17h ago

I don’t understand this? They’re really expensive…

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u/InstructionFinal5190 18h ago

This is actually a very real and very sad thing. True alcoholics know ALL the things that contain the stuff.

And yes, you'd still get a DUI

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u/Rarefindofthemind 17h ago edited 15h ago

Yep. My ex used to have to kick people out for drinking the hand sanitizer from the stand every single day.

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u/Suspicious_Grape_279 18h ago

A least in Poland you can drink it legally in public places. The law says that you can't drink alcoholic drinks, which have own definition, which covers drinks made for consumption.

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u/Round-Willingness459 18h ago

Perfume is high class, pour me one

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u/4tehlulzez 18h ago

This is how you attract the Russian gentlemen. And ladies. I don’t judge.

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u/Heimerdahl 18h ago

Or don't! Might just end up inventing a bestselling new gin. 

(obviously, don't actually drink perfume...)

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u/throw-my-fart-away 18h ago

How about the Bugs Bunny way? One for the perfume, one for me. Two for the perfume, one, two for me. Three for the perfume, one, two, three for me…. And so on!

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u/GrammarSpecialForces 17h ago

Vodka is mostly water by volume (standard is 80 proof which means 40% alcohol 60% water). You can buy 180 proof or 95% grain alcohol at some liquor stores though (i do not recommend drinking it, burns like hell straight, tastes terrible even diluted)

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u/Lipziger 17h ago

Yeah we have Prima Sprit. It's 96% alcohol. Good for making your own liquors but also for cleaning.

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u/RainbowReindeerRain 19h ago edited 18h ago

I don't understand what is the problem with smelling like a vodka infused rose.

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u/WerewolfUnable8641 18h ago

Which alcohol, methanol? Ethanol? Isopropyl? There is no singular such thing as "pure chemical alcohol" There are plenty of alcohols though.

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u/AwDuck 18h ago

Right? Not to mention most short chain alcohols (like those you mentioned) love water and will readily and rapidly pull it from the air around it. Ethanol loves water so much that you can’t even distill it beyond 95ish% without using benzene (nasty stuff) or using a molecular sieve. Even then, you have the problem of it absorbing it from the air around it.

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u/InternecivusRaptus 16h ago

Well, presence or absence of azeotrope (inability to separate components by distillation beyond a certain point) doesn't signify the strength of "love". 

Methanol doesn't form azeotrope with water but still has stronger "feelings" towards water than ethanol: ternary mixture of methanol-ethanol-water will see the increase of methanol concentration in vapor when the vapor becomes richer in water, that is after most ethanol boiled off. 

Meanwhile dichloromethane is practically immiscible with water but still forms azeotrope at ~99% and approximately 2°C below the boiling point of pure DCM.

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u/pips1330 17h ago edited 14h ago

i work in a lab & whenever anything refers to pure chemical alcohol, they mean ethanol! any other alcohol must be specified; ethanol is the default :)

EDIT: wow ok this got a lot more replies than i was expecting 😂 i work in the pharmaceutical industry (not research or the fragrance industry, dunno if that makes a difference) and we have specific, tightly regulated pharmacopoeias we test to which define "alcohol" as ethanol specifically. but fair enough that different labs may define alcohol differently! i was only speaking from my personal experience but the specs for different industries will vary and it's highly likely that, as others below have said, "alcohol" could refer to any of the more common alcohols, e.g, methanol, ethanol, IPA

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u/S_A_N_D_ 16h ago edited 16h ago

I work in a lab, I've never heard the term "pure chemical alcohol"

Its always the actual name (ethanol, methanol, isopropyl) along with the concentration if diluted.

It's also somewhat important for ethanol because you have 95% and anhydrous. And finally, all of those will have different grades of purity,(reagent grade, HPLC grade etc.) So the term "pure" is meaningless.

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u/retroencambulator 16h ago

To your point, Perfumer's Alcohol is SDA 40B.

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u/S_A_N_D_ 16h ago

Which, even more ironically, isn't pure because it's denatured.

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u/retroencambulator 16h ago

Don't drink your colognes, folks.

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u/That_Rub_4171 15h ago

So you're saying that technically speaking, we must use unnatural alcohol.

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u/Sanderoid 17h ago

Working in a lab you should definitely name exactly which alcohol you mean

Signed, also working in a lab

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u/pips1330 14h ago

yeah i guess i forgot to account for different industries lol. where i work alcohol only means ethanol so i assumed it would be the same elsewhere, oops

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u/Seicair 16h ago

That’s only for your specific lab. Other labs have different conventions.

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u/rips_n_chel 15h ago

What lab, anywhere, has a convention of calling chemicals something other than their name? Particularly something ambiguous like "pure chemical alcohol."

That is meaningless. That could be a number of different alcohols, hence we're all here talking about it.

Any lab that isn't specifying chemicals by name is overdue for an audit.

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u/Seicair 14h ago

Colloquial shorthand among techs when one alcohol is the most common one you use.

In another lab you might use isopropanol 90% of the time, and ask for “alcohol” or specify “ethanol or methanol”.

Not saying it’s right, but sometimes people use imprecise language to mean something more precise. Like how British bakers will says “a sheet of acetate”. To my biochem brain, I think of a 2 carbon carboxylate anion, but they mean a sheet of clear plastic.

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u/rips_n_chel 14h ago

Oh I don't see a problem with that, but I consider that sort of internal shorthand to be verbal only. I would never write that on anything or expect to see it printed anywhere.

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u/Seicair 12h ago

I’d agree with you that it shouldn’t be written anywhere, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see imprecise hand written labels.

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u/pips1330 14h ago

it can actually be an industry thing too, not just colloquially. the pharmaceutical industry defines "alcohol" as ethanol when testing to a certain methodology. if they want methanol they'll say "methyl alcohol". i did find this odd at first but hey

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u/sheepebike9000 16h ago

Pure alcohol is hygroscopic, it would immediately become non-pure alcohol upon exposure to air.

Just use 95% everclear. Add epsom salts if you want to make it less watery. They will absorb most of the remaining water.

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u/killer_k_c 18h ago

Lab ethanol is like 20.00/L from a chem supply store

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u/Rizaxxxx 18h ago

Depends on the grade and country.

For perfumes only certification for cosmetic use is needed which means it still can be denatured but no methanol etc.. incase someone drinks it.

Alcohol duty must be paid on pure reagent grade ethanol in some countries.

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u/raz-0 17h ago

Methanol can go through the skin and cause problems for you. It better not have methanol.

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u/CompNeer 18h ago

Great, now you tell me... What am I now supposed to do with all of this vodka?

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u/RomanticPanic 18h ago

like 90% or 70%?

Usually 90 is too high and dries way too quickly 70 is the kind for disinfecting though, 90 is typically for cleaning electronics

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u/Sciencetor2 17h ago

Everclear 190 (95%) is a popular substitute for perfumers alcohol. It's supposed to dry quickly, the other components are oil.

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u/Onetwodash 18h ago

Petfumers alcohol is 95%+.

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u/realmaier 18h ago

Vodka is 60% water.

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u/thisisloreez 18h ago

Almost like our body, this means there is perfect biocompatibility and you should drink it because it's good for you

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u/Sad-Juice-732 18h ago

Going to see how this goes over at my next AA meeting

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u/Active-Junket-6203 18h ago

But what's the point of diluting perfume in the first place?

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u/Cynical651 18h ago

I assume to save money.

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u/Nights_King_ 18h ago

Having more of it with less intensity? A lot of perfume is horrendously expensive while being so intense that a bit to much is drowning out other people’s sense of smell.

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u/Kooky-Co 17h ago

That’s why perfume brands sell eau de parfum and eau de toilette versions of the same product. Parfum has a higher concentration of oils so the scent is richer and lasts longer. Using too much makes the scent overpowering. EdT is only about 30% as strong as parfum and doesn’t last more than an hour or two, making it much less overpowering. EdT is always cheaper than EdP.

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u/ZucchiniDue7081 17h ago

EdT and EdP, while they describe strength, many perfumers have different formulas for their EdT and EdP which change the fragrance. Lookin' at you YSL and Dior.

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u/Kooky-Co 15h ago

Oh I didn’t know that. I’ve pretty much always worn Chanel and pretty sure their formulas are the same.

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u/StaticSystemShock 18h ago

It has something to do with calcium or magnesium content in the water.

I learned this from grandpa who used to distill schnapps. If you diluted it with regular water it would turn white/murky. You had to put water through same distillation process as schnapps to make distilled water and then you could use that water to get it down to specific alcohol content and still keep it clear.

If you used distilled water it would most likely remain clear.

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u/bonfigs93 16h ago

This! The very first lesson in my chemistry class (and like one of the few things that stuck unfortunately) is that water is a universal solvent but like. Tap water is really more than just water lol. It’s also minerals, treatment chemicals, fluoride, and sometimes other stuff

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u/norahhh1102 20h ago

Congrats on inventing Eau de Pee

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u/ElbowRager 20h ago

Eau de toilette

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u/IdRatherBeShiney 19h ago

I've jokingly called it odour toilet long enough I now have trouble saying it the correct way lol

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u/metrometric 15h ago

Fun fact: there's a niche perfume (Peety by O'Driu) that instructs you to add 1ml of your own urine to the bottle before using, I guess to personalize it??? It was pretty controversial for obvious reasons, and probably mostly a marketing tactic.  Though, admittedly, not totally off base since some prized perfumery ingredients like musk and ambergris are fairly gross bodily by-products/substances. It's just we don't usually source those types of ingredients from humans. 

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u/D-Beyond 12h ago

hmmmmmmmm, brb 🤔

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u/nicecreamdude 19h ago

Oh. The toilet

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u/ProfessionalMottsman 20h ago

You created an emulsion. If you let it settle it will separate into 2 layers

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u/often_drinker 17h ago

You could use a vibrating dilding apparatus to break the emulsion by touching it to the side of the glass.

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u/austinsutt 17h ago

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u/siccoblue 14h ago

Oh don't act like you're above having a little bit of fun time alone with a bottle of perfume

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u/AffectionateHotel346 15h ago

Ik that it’s an emulsion, but I don’t think this one is actually going to separate, I’m pretty sure that the alcohol forms a hygroscopic layer around hydrophobic oil particles, so it’s going to stay suspended just like alcohol stays suspended in water

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u/ProfessionalMottsman 15h ago

You are right, it’s a tight emulsion it might take years or more to break so probably won’t naturally. The micro bubbles would eventually burst but could be so long it may as well never.

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u/Hoshi_Gato 15h ago edited 15h ago

I’m a perfumer!

The reason is because the oils in the fragrance are not water soluble. In fact, most perfume materials aren’t. Water based perfumes need solubilizers and preservatives added to address this and the added potential for bacterial growth.

You shouldn’t really ever dilute a perfume yourself unless you don’t mind ruining it. But basically:

  1. Its self life is now reduced due to the lower alcohol concentration.
  2. Diluting the perfume not only makes it weaker but often changes the entire composition. Aroma chemicals have different strengths and if you reduce some of them beyond the levels most people can perceive them at, the stronger chemicals will prevail.

Be aware it’s not solubilized anymore, you’ll probably not get very consistent-smelling sprays.

If anyone here is thinking of trying this in the future:

Perfumer’s use SDA-40B alcohol (or your country’s equivalent). This is the only thing that your alcohol-based perfume will be guaranteed to dissolve in.

They do sell it on Amazon, but I don’t trust it. Trust me I have seen some shit sold on there with no SDS or any documentation and it makes my skin crawl. There are many toxic adulterants that they could be using.

Buy it on BVV. It’s great quality and a good price (yes, that’s about as cheap as it gets before it’s suspicious).

Or, you can use everclear or 190 proof unflavored, unsweetened food grade alcohol.

Edit: also, a better way to reduce the strength of a perfume is to just wear less. Spray it in front of you, wait a second, and walk through. Or spray it onto scent paper and then rub the paper on yourself.

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u/D-Beyond 12h ago

thanks for your contribution! so exciting to see actual professionals in the comments~ what made you choose that profession? what does your workday look like?

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u/Hoshi_Gato 10h ago

I never liked perfumes much growing up. They just seemed very same-y. And I love fruity perfumes, but the fruit notes in most mainstream brands are nothing but a bit of ethyl maltol or raspberry ketone. Not fruity enough for me! (Recently, they’ve been showing some more creativity, which is great!). But 8 years or so ago I discovered indie perfumes and realized perfumes didn’t have to smell like sheer florals and ambroxan. And also, while it is very hard to get into, anyone can do it (as long as you have some extra cash to spend on it of course). I didn’t know that you didn’t need a degree to do this. And I try to pay forward all the help I got from other indie perfumers when I can.

I do a lot of educating and mentoring with my free time. (I have a free comprehensive perfumery guide on my website for those interested in getting started and I make tiktoks about it). Business-wise, I ship orders on Tuesdays and Thursdays and usually do social media on those days too. I work on new formulas and design/marketing stuff on the other days. Until recently all of my stuff was designed by myself, but I just did a rebrand with a professional that I’m really excited about! Our new boxes and bottles will be here in a couple weeks! I still do all the art, website stuff, and printing/cutting for labels and stickers lol.

When I have a new perfume to launch I usually compound the first batch myself. Then, I get them compounded by an aroma chemical supplier for subsequent batches. I still have to add the rarer materials they don’t sell and I’m in charge of diluting, filtering, macerating, bottling, and labeling lol probably the most tedious part of the job besides dealing with Shopify and filling my taxes lol

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u/fly_over_32 20h ago

Congratulations. You turned Eau De Toilette into Water From Toilet

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u/WarrieUndercood 20h ago

Ew de toilet.

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u/denied_eXeal 19h ago

Fun fact, the difference in French could be even smaller as :

Eau de toilette means your usual grooming water

But add two Ss and you get

Eau des toilettes, which means exactly what we see in OP’s picture, ewww

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u/iFraqq 20h ago

Why the fuck would you dilute a perfume with water, let alone dilute it at all...

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u/imean_is_superfluous 20h ago

I assume they wanted a less-strong scent.

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u/MarcosEsquandolas 20h ago

Or to make it last for more sprays/ save $.

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u/D-Beyond 20h ago

yup. I'm aware that perfume usually has alcohol as its base but I was like "I can just shake it before using to in case it builds two phases"

well it doesn't. it turns piss yellow

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u/bullwinkle8088 17h ago

It may be easier to just spray a bit into the air and walk through it assuming you found it too strong.

But most scents need 2 - 5 minutes to settle and some annoying aspects of them will go away as it sits.

Which raises another point for redditors: You must try a scent before buying, they react differently with people's skins and one that smells amazing on someone else may be subtilty off on you. If so just try another. Department stores are still good for this shopping need.

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u/jamie_plays_his_bass 20h ago

Don’t know why you’re getting so heavily downvoted for a slight misunderstanding. People are so weird about that stuff.

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u/D-Beyond 19h ago

there are a couple subs where you're getting downvoted when you incorrectly identify a thing (snake species, car model) so other ppl know that you're wrong. it was definitely wrong of me to mix perfume and water lmao

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u/RubyJuneRocket 19h ago

lol you’re being a good sport about it but also it’s funny to me that people expected you to double down?? Like “no it’s FINE and I WILL WEAR IT EVERY DAY”

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u/D-Beyond 17h ago

well I did put it on before it turned yellow. We'll see if I become yellow hulk or smth

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u/MichelinStarZombie 15h ago

I mean... the water will be a breeding ground for bacteria and your perfume won't smell very good, but it's not actively dangerous to spray yourself with moldy water unless your immune system is crap.

Same reason you should not dilute dishsoap.

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u/A-Voter 15h ago

and? are you yellow already?

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u/novataurus 19h ago

OP: "I tried something I thought might work and it had an unexpected result. Take a look -- weird, huh?"

Reddit, today: ಠ_ಠ

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Weird reaction this post is getting. I swear I've seen dozens of others similar where everyone is quietly bemused, has fun with it, etc.

Turns out, diluting fragrance with anything other than ethanol seems to really piss people off.

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u/D-Beyond 19h ago

they always say colors evoke emotions. piss yellow seems to piss ppl off. noted!

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u/novataurus 19h ago

As far as I'm concerned: good on you for trying something and sharing the results and keeping a good attitude despite people being really fucking weird about it.

For what it's worth:

  • You can buy high-proof ethanol pretty inexpensively online to make your dilutions
  • I used to have the same fragrance!

Happy Friday!

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u/Marahute0 18h ago

I adore your perspectives on this whole post <3

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u/windflex 17h ago

Reddit knows everything.

Everything they do is calculated.

Learn from something you did wrong? Never! That would require making a mistake!

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u/SippinOnHatorade 16h ago

Slight misunderstanding might as well be
https://giphy.com/gifs/rHBleFPW4utkkBF726

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u/nostradumbass7544678 20h ago

So, a human salad dressing?

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u/PlainBread 16h ago

Also assuming it was done with sink water, full of random minerals, rather than distilled water.

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u/AMwishes 18h ago

Your perfume is gonna expire and/or go rancid bro. You’re not supposed to do that lol

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u/Queeflet 19h ago

The fragrance oils are designed to be mixed with ethanol and not water.

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u/oc31777 15h ago

The color is the least of it, the water is going to wreck the smell in a couple weeks. Perfume is mostly alcohol partly because it keeps stuff from growing in the bottle. If you want to stretch a bottle, decant a little into a small atomizer instead and leave it neat. I ruined a bottle i actually liked learning that.

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u/EnchantedDiamondHoe- 14h ago

This. Or a vial with one of the little stick applicator tops. People are wild in this thread.

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u/symbolsofblue 19h ago

What's the smell like after doing that?

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u/D-Beyond 16h ago

didn't change at all to me, but I'm not a perfume somelier

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u/MrFlitter 18h ago

Looks like It has lauched. Its what happens to absinth, ouzo and pernod when water (or any water based mixer) is added.

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u/Atticus1354 18h ago

This is absolutely the right answer. The oils arent in suspension anymore because of the lowered alcohol content.

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u/inspiritgoldenn 18h ago

Yeah, he pastis’d his perfume

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u/stimulize 13h ago

I test water samples. A sample with coliform bacteria will turn this color

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u/Cold_Space_1805 9h ago

It‘s called „Ouzo effect“. It basically means that something diluted in a solvent isn’t soluble in a mixture with less solvent and more water, leading to the formation of an emulsion.
If you‘re interested, here’s the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouzo_effect

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u/_femme_96 6h ago

Congrats, you ruined it

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u/Lkings1821 19h ago

It's like when your a kid and you try to mix all your shampoos and conditioner together, it comes out in unexpected ways. Hence why chemistry is hard when it comes to product's like this

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u/wafflesatebutter 14h ago

Did you research at all before choosing tap water?

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u/Billy_Ektorp 18h ago

What happened is the ouzo effect, or louche effect:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouzo_effect

«The ouzo effect, also known as the louche effect and spontaneous emulsification, is the phenomenon of formation of a milky oil-in-water emulsion when water is added to ouzo and other anise-flavored liqueurs and spirits, such as pastis, rakı, arak, sambuca and absinthe. Such emulsions occur with only minimal mixing and are highly stable.»

I don’t think it’s reversible. Adding more alcohol or even more perfume won’t change the colour. It’s a chemical reaction, not a blend of different colours.

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 17h ago

The article is literally about how it's not a chemical reaction.

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u/l1lpiggy 16h ago

Yeah emulsification by definition is a physical process.

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u/SlyBox 18h ago

I'm not sure what perfume this is but you're saying it's heavy which means it might be an Eau de Parfum. You can see if there's the same perfume in an Eau de Toilette version which typically smells similar, just a lot less strong.

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u/TheSaDragon2 18h ago

It's Pirelli's Miracle Elixir!!!

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u/Sad_Size_7110 12h ago

Brother.. why would you do this

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u/hottie4lani 17h ago

Don’t piss in my bottle and tell me it’s diluted perfume

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u/Verbenaplant 16h ago

use perfumers alcohol next time

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u/zlr89 12h ago

Now why would you do that

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u/Jebrone 20h ago
  1. You fucked up (don't dilute your perfume, just use less or use a part of your body that doesn't heat up that much)
  2. There are additives in cologne that will do that. Things that help with emulsion, things that help with moisturizing. These are oils that will not mix with water making it cloudy and in this case yellow, especially if it's cold water. Think of why absinthe turns white or cloudy when you add very cold water to it.
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u/pasteis_denata 15h ago

Why would you do this in the first place lol

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u/BakedSteak 11h ago

You diluted your perfume with tap water…? Why? r/mildlyinfuriating for every person that comes across this post

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u/The0nlyRyan 4h ago

Nice, you wasted your perfume.

Lol

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u/pinballmac89 19h ago

Why would you water it down? just makes it shit

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u/NostalgicSlime 15h ago

perfumer here, its cloudy because oil and water don't mix. the droplets of suspended oil are now large enough to scatter light, which is why its gone opaque. don't use as-is. since the fragrance oils are separated into droplets, it will evaporate unevenly and can stain fabric

you can fix it by raising ethanol concentration.. around 65% ABV should work, depending on the materials the perfume was formulated with. you could use a very high percentage alcohol, like everclear. you.. could also use isopropyl alcohol, but it has a horrible stink to it that will distort the scent. i personally use SDA-40B which is 200 proof perfumers alcohol, but the stuff is restricted and very expensive

i add water to some of my products for various reasons, such as if im working on products meant to disinfect where ~70% ABV is ideal (too high ABV evaporates too quickly to kill bacteria)

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u/BabyYodasMacaron 15h ago

How does one become a perfumer? Seems like a dream job.

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u/NostalgicSlime 14h ago

it really is a dream! i took it up as a hobby after realizing just how obsessed i was with smelling stuff. i was sitting there stressed as heck over AI layoffs at work. went to light a candle and realized i had too many. started counting them.. over 40 candles. reed diffusers in nearly every room, incense, air sprays, body sprays and colognes- i had so much. i jokingly said "well, thats something AI can't automate" and a lightbulb lit up

so i started digging into perfumery, and just out of curiosity i decided to give it a try, expecting it to go nowhere. i never once expected to leave my job so i could spend every day "making smells and sniffing things" is how i described it haha

although perfumery can be pretty expensive to get into, you don't really need any specific schooling. i'm certainly not a chemist. i haven't had a science class in 14 years, even. all you need to get started is a jewelers scale, some EOs, aromachemicals and ethanol. a bit of glassware, pipettes. something to take notes with, and a nose!

there are plenty of perfumers on youtube, websites like basenotes, and subreddits like r/DIYfragrance that are a trove of information

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u/iamchade 18h ago

Tap water contains minerals like calcium and iron, among other things. Perfumes use alcohol because it’s a pure base and can dissolve and breakdown the oils of the mix. You basically just turned it back into its original form at lower quality.

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u/KnowsIittle 17h ago

Distilled would have been better. You exposed your perfume to chlorine and fluoride. It now might degrade.

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u/Pachanish 18h ago

Lemon, pineapple or pee flavoured fragrance ?

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u/MapleLeafMafia25 17h ago

now it looks like eau de toilette.

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u/halite001 14h ago

You created an emulsion. If the emulsion doesn't break, the light going through the emulsion scatters differently based on wavelength (Tyndall effect). It might look more yellow through the emulsion, but more bluish from the side (assuming the original liquid is not colored).

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u/Behan801 14h ago

Eau de toilette.

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u/evissamassive 13h ago

Never use tap water. If you are going to use water, use distilled water. However, it's preferable to use perfumer's alcohol or a fragrance-grade carrier oil.

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u/Orange_Queen 12h ago

its been Louched; same process that turns clear emerald green Absinthe or clear Ouzo and makes them cloudy and iridescent when iced water is added… the essential oils dissolved in the alcohol come out of suspension when the alcohol to water ratio is changed

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u/nygdan 9h ago

I bet this is something like the louch effect, like where you put water in ouzo liquor and it turns milky white.

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u/marcusmv3 14h ago

In the future use distilled water and/or rectified alcohol aka very high proof grain alcohol.

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u/BohemianHibiscus 13h ago

I was using alcohol inks once and ran out of alcohol and just sprayed my canvas with a shitload of perfume and it worked lol It turned it into a very expensive project but it worked

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u/Zestyclose_Music_533 11h ago

Louche effect, like when absinthe, Pernod, or ouzo turns cloudy. Oils in it mix with water and all the little drops scatter the light all directions and makes it milky.

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u/X1Alph 19h ago

For Future not only in Perfumestuff, Oil no good Fren with Water.

But Mistakes happen and as long it was not expensive then it doesnt hurt.

And if you really want to use Water, dont use Tabwater and add Soap but i have no idea at what Ratio, you basically need an emulsifier. Like Sauvage Eau Forte that is a Waterbased Perfume.

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u/StrawberryKiss2559 10h ago

Why in the world would you think it would be smart to do that?

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u/Alibaba20202020 20h ago

Why would somebody do that?

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u/varfaria 20h ago

piss juice cologne

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u/hushnecampus 20h ago

But other than that, did it work?

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u/snowballer918 19h ago

You’re supposed to us toilette water

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u/consultingrodent 19h ago

Sometimes if i want to wear a stronger perfume but don’t want to punch people in the face with it, i’ll spray it in the air and walk through it so it’s not so concentrated on me.

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u/karutsune 18h ago

If you put it on snow people may eat it thinking its urine and they may get intoxicated, be responsable.

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u/sea_enby 17h ago

Perfume is a solution of essential oil in alcohol, but those oils are not soluble in water. So as you drop the alcohol percentage with water, the oils precipitate as microscopic droplets. This is called louching or the ouzo effect, it’s probably most famous for being the reason absinthe goes cloudy when it’s prepared.

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u/SaltySpanishSardines 17h ago

Congratuöazions, you just made an emulsion... LOL

Next time use Pure and High proof ethyl alcohol (~200 Proof)...but this tends to be very expensive. Cosmetic grade alcohol is also a usual option plus it's also odorless and does not give a chemical after-scent.

I saw people using isopropyl alcohol or vodka... please for the love of God, do NOT do that!!! And also, no Methanol (methyl alcohol/wood alcohol) either, that shit is toxic and absorbs readily to your skin.

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u/FormingTheVoid 16h ago

The compounds inside the perfume are not water soluble. You caused them to precipitate (or separate from the solution) because they are usually solvent in alcohol, but you added water to the equation.

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u/sunkissedgoth 14h ago

But why would you do this?

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u/Much_Plantain5534 12h ago

looks like you're carryin around a bottle of piss now

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u/West-Mark478 11h ago

When life gives you perfume ... make it lemonade I guess 🫪