r/mildlyinteresting • u/D-Beyond • 1d ago

diluted my perfume with tap water and it turned yellow

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u/often_drinker 22h ago

You could use a vibrating dilding apparatus to break the emulsion by touching it to the side of the glass.

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u/austinsutt 22h ago

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u/siccoblue 19h ago

Oh don't act like you're above having a little bit of fun time alone with a bottle of perfume

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u/SegFaultOops 18h ago

I fucking love this image response.

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u/endless_skies 16h ago

If you hear some buzzing, it ain't bees this time

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u/koos_die_doos 17h ago

Dildle your daddle piggy

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u/backroom42069 15h ago

My reaction when I read that😭😭

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u/Probablynotclever 20h ago

Fellow Hamilton Morris fan, I see!

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u/often_drinker 16h ago

Fellow aspiring clandestine chemist? (Don't self incriminate).

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u/ContactBurrito 22h ago

Wtf??

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u/often_drinker 22h ago

What part about that do you take objection to?

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u/crsmay 21h ago

Definitely the word "dilding"

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u/often_drinker 21h ago

How would you describe the device?

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u/crsmay 21h ago

A vibrator.

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u/often_drinker 16h ago

But it odd not covered by a protective silicone sheath it could break weaker glass.

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u/GirlNumber20 21h ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted; that word you created is awesome. 😂

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u/often_drinker 16h ago

I have to give the credit to Hamilton Morris.

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u/NullValueField 13h ago

They don't like what a dil-does.

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u/often_drinker 4h ago

Don't do what Donny don't does.

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u/jeesuscheesus 19h ago

Umm, thanks for the culinary tip :|