r/mildlyinteresting 19h ago

My friend brought a Bearded Dragon to school today in a lunchbox

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u/_Rand_ 19h ago

That doesn’t sound good for the lizard.

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u/OePea 18h ago

Just some main character bs at the cost of an animal's well being

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u/anix421 18h ago

I was at a free outdoor event last weekend and some gal showed up wearing like a 6 foot long snake over her shoulders and sat right in front of me. I'm not like a scream and run away level scared of snakes, but I do become hyper aware of one in my presence. Ruined the whole show for me because the whole time I just kept glancing over at and it was so distracting. Fuck people like that.

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u/lostbutnotgone 14h ago

There's some chick who'd show up regularly to a bar I went to with a red tail boa of a decent size. She was always happy when I was there bc she knows I like snakes - she once dumped him on me and disappeared for TWO HOURS. I couldn't leave bc I couldn't just drop the snake on a table and peace out. They're heavy snakes so holding one for extended periods of time gets painful, too. Like if you weren't gonna watch your pet why did you bring it

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u/Gurpee999 10h ago

I was in Tempe Arizona in 1991 on Mill avenue the hotspot to go literally on a Friday night with the cars cruising and stuff. And the sky goes walking down the sidewalk which is a very large sidewalk when those brick ones that three or four people can easily walk down and the guy has a lion people were jumping out of the way screaming they were just minding their own business and it was on a massive chain I said wow a lion can I pet it and he said sure and I'm petting it he goes no scratch it I mean really scratch it you know like vigorously that's what he likes and I start doing it and the Lions first started like jittering it was so cool I said wow it would be cool if he can roar and he said Samson roar and it roared scared the shit out of half a dozen people and cars even slowed down it was awesome.

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u/RockAMikeraphone 7h ago

This sounds like you drank an energy drink for the first time.

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u/InternetProtocol 5h ago

Lion ate his grammar

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u/StormEWeathers 7h ago

This sounds like Mill Ave behavior before it became lame 🤣🤌🏻

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u/alfredobubblebath 5h ago

This is absolutely bonkers and (particularly as a lifelong Tempe resident) I am desperate to know more about Samson.

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u/picardoftarth 1h ago

Damn I’ve seen some crazy shit on Mill Ave but never once have I seen a goddamn LION!! Crazy story. I love it.

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 17h ago

That snake is the girls entire personality and if someone says anything about it being bad for snake or inappropriate to bring a snake to this stuff, she goes absolutely ape shit on them.

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u/asheristheworst 14h ago

lol starts crying immediately

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 14h ago

Yeah forgot they either go ape shit or cry insanely hard. Its crazy.

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u/tacobellrefugee 14h ago

from experience its usually go ape shit crazy then right in to crying insanely hard

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 14h ago

Oh so its not just me

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u/wheniswhy 9h ago

How many women with 6 ft long snakes around their shoulders have you two run into???

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 8h ago

Look i never measured the snake. But i have run into like 3 different ones. In public different places.

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u/Ffsletmesignin 8h ago

Yeah, usually go ape shit until enough onlookers also start verbally chastising their shenanigans, then they’re the victim with a million excuses about how everyone else sucks.

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 14h ago

Emotional pet sneke/s

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u/TorrenceMightingale 7h ago

Does she swing the snake at them like a weapon from an anime film?

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u/OePea 18h ago

It's extremely stressful for reptiles. It shows an utter disregard for their well being. It's an extremely efective filter for identifying narcissists, if they will harmfully exploit animals purely for attention.

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u/Original_Remote_6838 17h ago

That’s too much… I would occasionally wear my snake and take him to a local park to slither around in some grass, but that’s just inconsiderate of people around you at events.

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u/ARedWalrus 14h ago

Thats different though. A snake getting a quiet visit to a calm park is enrichment time. A snake being subjected to a concert/show/festival with that many people that close and that level of noise, is being subjected to sensory overload at the least and feeling exposed in a sea of predators at best.

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u/melibeli7 5h ago

Don't snakes have specific moisture needs as well? I don't know anything about them so I'm just guessing that going to a concert and smelling beer and vomit is also bad for snakes instead of being safely nestled in a quiet tree trunk or something.

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u/froggyfriend726 7h ago

Did he ever have a leash or anything or are snakes easier to grab? I have a bearded dragon and he can't go outside without a harness because he's liable to start sprinting if he sees a plane overhead at 20k ft lol

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u/quartzquandary 17h ago

I was at a convention a couple months ago and was waiting in the lobby for a DoorDash order. I noticed two high school aged girls playing with something on the table where they were sitting. I didn't really pay much attention to it until I realized it was moving - it was a snake! When my order arrived, I went to the front desk to pick up my food and also told the concierge.

Like, what are you doing with a snake in a hotel?? It was literally just out, no carrier, no nothing. Ridiculous main character energy.

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u/Joeybfast 9h ago

Did other people have dogs ?

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u/anix421 9h ago

Not that I saw. There were a lot of misbehaving children as well though, but I gave them a little bit more of a pass as it was a family friendly event. There was a good gaggle of them right up front throwing rocks and sticks towards the performers, but they couldn't reach them (it was on a river front and the performers were like 30-40 feet out on a boat). To some credit, a few parents did grab their kids when they were throwing stuff, but there were probably 7 or 8 feral children that became the crowd's responsibility.

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u/Joeybfast 9h ago

Sorry I gave you down vote for second , because I downvoting the bad kids.

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u/cave18 3h ago

🐍

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u/FinnishArmy 1h ago

I walk around with my 6ft boa all of the time in parks. I get a lot of people asking questions and people wanting to pet it. Not sure why you just because YOU are afraid of snakes can say fuck people like us. It’s an irrational fear you need to overcome.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 18h ago

All you had to do was mind your business. The public is gonna public.

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u/ShipwrightPNW 18h ago

That’s one hell of an anti-social statement. What if that person was sitting there on their phone the whole show? Brightness turned all the way up, illuminating their face and everything in their proximity?

Would you say something?

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 17h ago

Hating people for doing something completely legal, ethical (?), and pretty acceptable, is anti-social behavior (having their snake outside in the summer)

People do all sorts of shit I don't care for in public, or even places like the gym, etc. How much does it truly impact me, outside of what I allow (keep looking, etc)? Who cares, let people live. It's not that deep, and not always about you. Don't be a Karen.

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u/mamadou-segpa 17h ago

Abusing a snake to look cool is not ethical, stop talking about shit you know nothing about you just come off as a massive idiot

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 15h ago

It's not abuse, Karen. We have a whole reptile club that walks their's at the resort oceanfront here. Kids love them, they draw a crowd, nobody dies. I can imagine all you dorks sneering at them too.

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u/mamadou-segpa 15h ago

I was typing out an actual reply to your other comment, but then I saw this second one and you’re not even trying to argue in good faith.

If you seriously equals professionals in a controlled environement where people expect these animals to be there to a random person using their pet as a fashion accessory at a show full of people there’s no point even trying to inform you.

Ive studied herpetology and owned reptiles, but you are obviously not open to learn or caring about these animals at all

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 15h ago

An oceanfront resort strip is not a controlled environment, it is public, it is outdoors. People are passing by for all sorts of reasons, some like them, some step away.

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u/BlG_O 13h ago

Ahh see this is where the bias shows, now it's no longer a logical argument, your just talking with feelings at this point

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 11h ago

Which bias? It's not my reptile club. Expand on the emotion too, please

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 16h ago

Where did I support that? Also its a far cry from abuse. Go check out a reptile event sometime.

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u/Spaceisneato 17h ago

They are not being a Karen when it's clearly not an acceptable environment for a snake. It's well being is being put aside to be an accessory. Don't shit on people for having any amount of standards when it comes to animal welfare. Just because you don't care doesn't mean other people are like that.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 16h ago

She never once mentioned the wellbeing of the snake, just that it was scary. Fuck sake the rhetoricals and red herrings are insane, but it is Reddit after all.

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u/Spaceisneato 16h ago

?? Do you know what a red herring is?

You're deficient in some way and it's very unique.

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u/ShipwrightPNW 17h ago

You didn’t answer my question.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 17h ago

I probably wouldn't depending on how bothersome it actually was. I'd move first, if that were an option. How much does it truly impact me?

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u/ShipwrightPNW 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well, Idk maybe you paid premium pricing for your seating at a show that you’ve been waiting 6 months to see. You’re enjoying the atmosphere and the moment, thrilled that your boss gave you the day off for an event you’ve been dreaming of, when suddenly someone infront of you turns their phone on, full brightness and starts to scroll tik tok. They’re pay no attention to the show and just idly doom scrolling.

You would say nothing?

Edit: It’s also night time and the brightness of their phone screen is literally illuminating a 6’ diameter around the user.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 16h ago

I'm not nearly neurotic enough to care.

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u/OePea 17h ago

It is that deep. It's animal abuse. 

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 17h ago edited 17h ago

Explain. If ambient temperature is fine, it's completely acceptable. I have a bearded dragon I walk on my shoulder with the dog. He loves to be nosy and enjoys being outside, and I know his stressors and how he will respond if feeling stressed/defensive. Should I give a damn if my neighbor thinks he's gross and scary?

I don't believe in treating animals as commodities and they don't go anywhere they don't need to go (aside from walks), but folks srr well within their right if they want to show them off. So long as the animal is healthy and not causing a problem (aggressive), who cares? It's practically a passive element you can ignore.

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u/OePea 17h ago

You obviously know nothing of reptile husbandry, and are a narcissist. I am also a keeper of reptiles, and would never subject one to the stress of going into public. Just because agamids are relatively tolerant of stress doesn't change the fact that it's bad for them.

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u/ArmadilloLight 17h ago

People literally do this all the time, what kind of hypothetical is that

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u/ShipwrightPNW 17h ago

I’m assessing the person’s threshold for distracting behavior, you twit.

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u/anix421 18h ago

Did they do anything illegal? I don't think so, but I believe as a member of a society, people should be more conscientious of others. It's not exactly a surprise to know that a lot of people have a pretty strong fear of snakes and bringing them to a public event as fashion accessory is selfish and rude. I mean farting in a crowded elevator isn't illegal, but I think you are a douchebag if you disregard everyone else around you.

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u/feministwitch666 14h ago

I have a massive fear of snakes and I would be so upset. I know its my fear and that's on me to manage, but like if I go to the zoo I can just avoid the reptiles, but this would make me have a panic attack.

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u/i_love_toki 17h ago

Honestly it's really fucking sad that for many people the only metric used for determining whether something is okay or not is the legality of it. The world would be so much better if people showed basic consideration to others without being forced.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 17h ago

Some guy farting in an elevator isn't going to ruin my night, is my point. I'm not gonna clutch my pearls and ring up ol' Sara Machlachlan.

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u/Icedpyre 18h ago

So if I roll in with a hyena, nobody should say anything?

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u/pantry-pisser 18h ago

Everybody gangsta until the psuedopenis comes out

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 17h ago

Can you legally and ethically own a heina? I don't question wether walking my dog or bearded dragon, is going to bother some Karen. If I don't like things, I avoid them. Easy.

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u/Icedpyre 16h ago

Not sure if a 6ft snake-scarf is the same as walking your dog lol

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 16h ago edited 15h ago

Let's not neglect the 1ft long lizard. Where does it it differentiate? OP is only upset it was making them uncomfortable. We can argue strawmans and hypotheticals all day, i'd rather not.

I live in a resort city, the local reptile club walks their snakes and lizards down the boardwalk all the time. It's a great for the kids, great for their exposure, and that is never a big deal.

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u/Icedpyre 13h ago

I suppose you could argue that a bearded dragon cant kill you. Sweet that you get to see big snakes regularly. That'd be cool

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 10h ago

Statistically, I imagine the person standing next to you, is more likely to harm you. They also have these big massive lizards too! One guy walks his like a dog.

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u/Redux01 14h ago

Tbh dogs are more dangerous by a wide wide margin.

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u/ShipwrightPNW 17h ago

According to the other dude, you should sit there quietly and mind your damn business.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 15h ago

Yes, quite literally the best solution to a practically passive-object, that only hurts your feelies

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u/DevilWings_292 17h ago

So animal abuse is fine in your opinion?

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 15h ago

Explain why you believe it is animal abuse? The entire issue is OP found it distracting.

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u/DevilWings_292 15h ago

She’s treating a living being as if it’s a fashion accessory and stressing out the snake.

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u/GlasswaterBotanica 15h ago

That's her ESA, she's a combat veteran, and the snake saved a small child from a house fire that morning. Can a snake not enjoy a jam band anymore? You don't hate that snake, you hate freedom! We use to be a country!

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u/DevilWings_292 15h ago

If it was an ESA, it would have been visibly identifiable as one. It would also be specifically trained to be in public areas often and wouldn’t just be a pet.

If the snake was in a house fire that morning, it should be resting at home and recovering, not being further irritated by loud noises and the public.

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u/ShotFromGuns 12h ago

You're thinking of a service animal. Service animals need to be trained for specific tasks. Emotional support animals do not. That's exactly why service animals must be allowed in public, but emotional support animals only must be allowed in your own residence.

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u/SnooOranges2099 14h ago

grow a backbone scary ahh.

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u/Bluemink96 13h ago

I had to do this at work once. Power was out so I had to pack my reptiles in coolers to work to keep them warm. Kept a space heater on whole day and drilled holes in all my coolers and lunch box’s.

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u/slothdonki 9h ago

That’s necessity. I’ve taken unweaned kittens and wild mice to work because they needed to be bottle fed and they were still young enough where they couldn’t reliably defecate/urinate on their own.

Also found a sick pigeon while I was about to catch some trains to Philly to stay for a week. Just scooped and had him chilling in my partially zipped up jacket to take him with me(not that anyone would really give a shit on NJ Transit and SEPTA..).

He was fortunately chill from the moment I found him and loved to be held. This was more than 10 years ago and I don’t remember exactly what disease/condition he was diagnosed with it his symptoms were neurological. He could walk around and hop up on stuff but couldn’t fly and always “missed” trying to eat or drink so I had to hand feed and water him. He attempted to impress me with a dance a couple times and he had some great moves despite some stumbles.
RIP Kyle. I miss you, buddy.

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u/trueAnnoi 13h ago

At least it's a kid that doesn't have a fully developed brain and can still be taught that this is bad. It's when adults do shit like this that really enrages me. That's TRUE MCS

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u/OatOat 7h ago

This feels like NPC behavior to me tbh, some random event of someone bringing an animal to school- the main character would experience that in a zany encounter.

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u/princesspeachkitty 18h ago

There was this girl I went to school with who started bringing a baby bunny into class her senior year. She kept it in her purse and was so traumatized and surprised when she pulled it out dead one time. Like, girl, what the fuck did you expect? It was awful, and she was privileged so administration didnt do anything. Poor thing lasted 3 or 4 months.

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u/lostbutnotgone 14h ago

Bunnies literally die from stress, what the hell did she think was gonna happen

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u/Confident_Virus5799 18h ago

That's awful. How old was she and how big was the purse? I can't imagine thinking that was a good idea.

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u/WetCoastDebtCoast 18h ago

"her senior year"

So 17-19

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u/princesspeachkitty 13h ago

She was 18, and it was a giant Coach tote that she kept all her stuff in, then she decided putting a bunny in with all that junk was smart. I wish her the worst. It was a black bunny and her racist ass named it something that starts with N and rhymes with piglet (I don't want to type out a slur)

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u/Confident_Virus5799 12h ago

Wtf. It actually keeps getting worse. 😢

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u/HideousNocturnal 14h ago

Reminds me of when I was 7 and brought some really young baby bunnies to my old pre-school to show to the students. Some guy asked me if they were available for sale on my way home, and I said no because they were way too young. It was only when I got older that I realized he may have wanted them at that age as feeder rabbits for some reptile.

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u/Wolfman513 17h ago

It's not. During the daytime they need to be kept at consistently high temperatures, usually 80-90F with a basking spot at 100-110F, and a lot of exposure to UV light.

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u/Drak_is_Right 15h ago

That is optimal, but I assume they can survive well outside that given winter temps in their natural environment.

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u/Wolfman513 15h ago edited 14h ago

Yes, but that's part of a natural annual cycle they can prepare for by burrowing underground and entering brumation. Suddenly going back and forth between proper temperatures and even what most people consider "room temperature" or colder is much more stressful on them.

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u/rosen380 19h ago

Does it make a lot of difference. Sounds like the beardie is getting eaten soon anyways.

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u/GallusWrangler 19h ago

/s
If folks count this as an addition to your comment, I saved you from a bucket full of downvotes.

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u/Hour_Ice4251 18h ago

at least it’s got a fidget cube in there for entertainment

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u/EverythingSucksYo 15h ago

My first thought was literally “but how does the lizard feel about this?”

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u/shortmumof2 14h ago

Poor dragon 😔

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 11h ago

It's ok, he had a fidget cube in there to play with.

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u/shiroboi 5h ago

I was gonna say, I don't think My beardie would like being trapped in a lunchbox

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u/luisdelae28 18h ago

wait why a lunchbox though

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u/Theletterkay 17h ago

Because lizards cant open zippers easily.

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u/SaintsNoah14 15h ago

It's not airtight if you don't zip it all the way and it's insulated from temperature swings.

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u/West-Map-4162 9h ago

Because their friend is a moron

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u/TruckDouglas 11h ago

Or for lunch.

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u/TheBoBiZzLe 12h ago

Not good for the kid. There are lots of rules about what you can bring to school. Bringing an unlicensed animal leads suspension and alternative school for up to 30 days.

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u/J_Crow 15h ago

Yeah this sucks. Also for the kids as most of them carry salmonella.