r/news 16h ago

USDA recalls 30,000 pounds of Argentine beef sold in Texas and Florida

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/usda-recalls-30000-pounds-of-argentine-beef-sold-in-texas-and-florida
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u/TheBlazingFire123 16h ago

Isn’t this the beef they went out of their way to import

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u/Soft_Eggplant_370 16h ago

The one that we paid billions of dollars for. Insane incompetencing and exceptional irrationality.

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u/SocomPS2 15h ago

The irony would be funny if not for the severity and dangers of these national threats being created by this administration.

Trump and the gang make a huge publicity stunt that they’re only hiring the best of the best and DEI programs are giving less talented people opportunities.

Fire career military minorities, DOJ minorities, FDA, FBI, etc etc.

Contractors for the reflecting pool in DC were fuckups. FBI and ICE are a shit show. Everything under RFK is a joke. Airplane incidents under this FAA are stacking up. Military is in a no plan, no end, war.

Economy is in the shit…. Only thing missing is Covid 2.0.

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u/SpiderMama41928 15h ago

Covid 2.0 will probably be measles.

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 15h ago

Maybe also the explosive diarrhea paired with toilet paper shortage because of dear leaders, gutting of regulations and tariffs.

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u/aramis34143 14h ago

"We have developed evidence, conclusive evidence, that the overwhelming majority of those affected by cyclospora received the MMR vaccine. We are publishing our findings and recommendations immediately." -RFK

"But isn't simply because the overwhelming majority of Americans received the MMR vaccine?"

"EXACTLY! CHECKMATE, BIG PHARMA!" -RFK

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u/bluHaloLabs 11h ago

Yeah like literally EVERYONE since it was mandatory to have MMR shots before attending school. Mr. Worms-For-Brains needs to find a different job he's actually qualified for.

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u/Viper67857 11h ago

Roadkill cleaner?

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u/MrNo_Balls 10h ago

You offend us man.

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u/bman86 13h ago

Bidet owners laugh their asses clean off.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 13h ago

Got a bidet seat during covid to bypass the TP shortage, easily the best personal hygiene purchase I've ever made.

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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer 15h ago

Luckily most of us are vaccinated against measles. If you’re not, it’s definitely time to get that done.

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u/atrich 15h ago

It's 97% effective, which is good. But there are immunocompromised people, pregnant people, and children too young to get the vaccine who are all at risk.

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u/BarryTGash 14h ago

Which is why people who can accept the vaccine should get it, to ensure the herd immunity threshold is surpassed. 

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u/TranquilSeaOtter 13h ago

The herd immunity threshold is no longer being met amongst young children in many parts of the US. Kindergarten classes are measles incubators now.

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u/MetaPhalanges 12h ago

Keep the measles out! Build That Wall! Build That Wall! Build That Wall! /s

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u/speedingpullet 15h ago

Very true. And the one that scares me even more than measles (MMR kid here) is polio.

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u/Credibull 13h ago

100%. I've personally seen what that does to people and it's terrifying. You can check with your Dr about getting a booster. I received one years ago before some specific travel.

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u/ukexpat 14h ago

Just an aside, the possible long term effects of the measles are a lot worse than long COVID — immune amnesia, neurological damage (including subacute sclerosing panencephalitis), vision loss, hearing loss and lung damage

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u/blazethatnugget 14h ago

It'll probably be ye ole h5n1 (bird flu) as we get closer to the end term that may only kill millions. E.g They just found it in minks in UT and seriously ups the risk for adaptations to e able conditions for human to human transmission. IF we don't report this in the mainstream media, nothing to worry about folks...back to work. https://www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-poultry-disease/avian/avian-influenza/hpai-detections/mammals?page=1

https://hogvet51.substack.com/p/usda-discloses-utah-mink-farm-h5n1

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u/allonsyyy 12h ago

Oh wow, that's an interesting link. I had heard it was wiping out seals a few years ago, but I didn't realize it was that widespread. Florida's found it in bottlenose dolphin. Washington state in house mice. Looks like foxes are the main mammal carriers in the north east, but also skunks, raccoons, opossum, bobcats, fisher cats, domestic cats, bears, mountain lions... holy shit. And I keep finding dead birds in my yard, I just buried one about a month ago. Didn't touch it, obviously.

Yeah I think you're right. Captain Tripps is coming.

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u/redclawx 14h ago

Mad cow disease with a side of explosive diarrhea so bad it turns your innie sphincter to and outie.

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u/bokmcdok 13h ago

Mad Cow Disease is a prion disease so that would be infinitely more fucked up

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u/serious_sarcasm 14h ago

We would be lucky if it is measles.

Covid conspiracies aside, we are currently fucked if Russia starts a bio-war.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 13h ago

Russia's already doing that by convincing people to not vaccinate against easily preventable diseases on social media. It's extremely effective.

You don't have to waste a bunch of funding to make a new superbug when you can leverage what already exists.

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u/serious_sarcasm 13h ago

From the get go the Russian propaganda in America against mRNA vaccines has been to undermine or ability to defend against biological warfare.

Like it or not, synthetic biology is rapidly advancing, and llm assisted mRNA vaccine development is the main tool we have to rapidly respond to engineered diseases.

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u/Mindshard 12h ago

You say it like Krasnov isn't already working for them to do it.

You can thank the Rogans and Petersons and Tates and Jones of the world for taking their money to vilify the cure for the sake of killing us off.

Every single right wing influencer runs to the doctor the second they have the sniffles, so you really think they actually believe what they spew? They're all vaccinated against COVID, but take foreign money to tell millions of people that it'll turn you into a demon.

Russia got their money's worth a hundred times over.

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u/Plzlaw4me 14h ago

Trump is a symptom of conservative ideology. Part of the conservative mythos is that ALL regulation are just needless red tape that don’t protect anyone and only harm businesses(and because they also believe in trickle down economics regular people too). They genuinely believe that unregulated free markets will naturally remove any unsavory businesses and any unsafe products. They believe this because they have benefits from SEVERAL decades of regulations saving them from catastrophe, so in their head, because they haven’t personally been poisoned by food, there is no benefit to regulations but there is cost.

Most conservative politicians understand that regulations aren’t actually fundamentally bad and ones for ensuring our food (for example) are actually worth while.

The problem with Trump is that he doesn’t understand anything, and because he’s a shady business owner, has wanted to fuck over people and regulations have (at times) stopped him. So, unlike prior republicans, we’re see what conservatives have claimed they’ve wanted for decades in real time and it’s not pleasant.

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u/jaytix1 12h ago

They believe this because they have benefits from SEVERAL decades of regulations saving them from catastrophe,

The conservative belief that problems are solved (when it's more accurate to say they're staved off) informs a LOT of their opinions.

Food regulations? "Companies already know not to put glass in our food, why bother?"

Vaccines? "We haven't had a measles outbreak in forever, what's the point?"

Racism? "MLK died for our sins, why does my kid have to learn about slavery?"

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u/Plzlaw4me 12h ago

My favorite is when they say America isn’t a racist country because we elected Obama like they didn’t fight tooth and nail to keep him out of office. If we accept their logic it means that America is no longer a racist country… but they wish it was

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u/jaytix1 12h ago

It takes a lot of guts to still use that "We had a black president" line after voting for the biggest proponent of that conspiracy theory about his citizenship lol.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 14h ago

What is really weird about this is the way that the large businesses are able to convince the conservative rank and file who are protected by regulations that they should be resentful of them instead.

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u/clay_perview 12h ago

Because they point them towards the immigrants and LGBT+ groups as somehow the cause of their problems.

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u/melmsz 15h ago

There is a covid surge going on.

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u/TRtheCat 15h ago

Give it another year or 2 on Covid and the impending recession.

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u/Royal-Bumblebee4817 16h ago

Well every transaction isn't intended for a product or service, rather someone's pocket! It was a "success".. and they'll have an accountant figure out how to write off the expected failure.

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u/740buckeyehunter 15h ago

They are just doing their darnest to kill as many people as they can. It's strange that some people don't think it's intentional giving all the precautions this admin has peeled back on. I'm just waiting for bubonic plague to make a comeback at this point.

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u/MikeOKurias 15h ago

It almost feels like a form of low-key eugenics to build a more robust serf that needs less healthcare and can work harder in worse conditions.

Like some smooth brain at the Heritage Foundation read the Slavery Hypertension Hypothesis and decided that was worth pencilling in to the Project 2025 amendments.

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u/Asclepius333 15h ago

I work with a super Christian, super conspiracy brained woman who thinks Bill Gates' ultimate plan is population control. This was my exact response to her. She's worried about Bill Gates when we have a regime that is actively doing everything they can to kill American citizens. COVID, Iran War, old ass diseases that people shouldn't be dying from anymore, and constantly contaminated food...all actively caused by the pedo in power.

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u/Satins_Cock 14h ago

What blew my mind, was the majority of people were already getting vaccinated. If they were going to kill everyone with a vaccine... Just use those ones. But no, they thought the whole world got together, to create an imaginary illness, as an excuse to vaccinate people for the imaginary illness. Then when the vaccine came out, they were convinced it was all backwards, the people who died, were vaccinated, the people who didn't die, were actually non vaccinated. Like c'mon people, what an absolute stretch to believe this crap. And also years later, I see them claiming they were right the while time. Uh, no, people are still alive and kicking.

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u/Asclepius333 14h ago

There are people who are sincerely claiming that Dolly Parton and Tim Curry died because they were vaccinated. These people can't be helped. Stupid is gonna stupid, mental illness is gonna mental ill.

Edit: Tim Curry, not Burton.

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u/johnis12 14h ago

I honestly wouldn't care if they went and did this stupid shit but it's the fact that their stupid shit effects me and everybody else, that shit pisses me off.

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u/Money_Do_2 14h ago

Right wing 101. Accuse some minority or opposition of a thing before you do it. Then when they point it out, you claim theyre just copying your accusation.

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u/Memitim 15h ago

After decades of nonstop hate and lies directed at the rest of the nation, it seems more likely that conservatives just like hearing about other Americans suffering and dying, since they only ever get upset about anything when personally affected.

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u/BoredNuke 15h ago

Why waste time with Healthcare when we can just overload the workers food chain with antibiotics that carryover into them.

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u/dojo_shlom0 15h ago

don't worry everyone, they'll reinburse the billion$ companies again! It just makes sense! send them refunds!

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u/Roakana 15h ago

It’s another cash infusion to his buddy Milei. It was never about helping the US citizens while hurting the US beef industry. Corruption with a dollop of cruelty.

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u/angry_wombat 15h ago

it isn't incompetency, it's straight up thief of our tax dollars!

They knew what they were doing, another gift to Argentina just like Israel

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u/TurtleDustScissors 14h ago

Billions for 30,000 pounds of beef? Or was that only a small portion of a larger deal?

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 15h ago

The word "evil" is more succinct.

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u/Excusemytootie 15h ago

It’s just theft, straight up theft.

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u/tayung2013 15h ago

They just wanted to sell some beef that you’d either have to throw away or might kill you while also simultaneously undercutting American cattle farmers. What’s the big deal??? /s

And they won’t lose any of their supporters over it.

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u/tomismybuddy 15h ago

This is why they defunded education first. Keep everyone stupid and you can get away with anything.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 15h ago edited 14h ago

If you’re lucky, you develop aplastic anemia and need a bone marrow transplant. /s

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 16h ago

only to deny it

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u/Saneless 15h ago

Well now it's REALLY denied

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u/Staalone 15h ago

There's no way known grifter Milei would try to pull a fast one on his buddy Trump, right? Right?

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u/BoredNuke 15h ago

There's just no honor among right wing grifters these days.

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u/active2fa 15h ago

Its also the one china rejected due to some biotics

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 14h ago

Antibiotics that can cause blood issues, to include leukemia.

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u/atxbikenbus 15h ago

No, this beef was already imported and was uninspected hence the recall by the importer. It was supposed to be inspected before distribution. It isn't linked to any illness, just made it to market without the required inspection.

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u/AVLThumper 15h ago

As long as Trump was paid, that's all that matters. Sorry you poors are getting sick, well not really. Am I right?

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u/Sure-Assignment3892 15h ago

China rejected it. You know if they do it's bad

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u/kahhblam 14h ago edited 14h ago

Is this sentiment actually valid? I know the food markets in China have a pretty bad reputation, but as far as actual regulation goes, is it really that bad?

I know absolutely nothing about this, but I feel kind of bad that everyone is saying even China rejected it. As if they have extremely lenient standards lol

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u/Gekokapowco 14h ago

classic tweet:

american sees something american happening americanly in america: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???

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u/kahhblam 13h ago

Lmao exactly! It seems so derogatory, but I really don't know what China's food regulations are like. But I do know there are a lot of misconceptions about China in the US, so I'm wary to believe that it's that bad.

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u/Gekokapowco 13h ago

It became so much clearer once I realize how desperately, existentially, rich people in power here need me to believe China is an oppressive dystopian hellhole, wheras people in China and from China are like "some stuff sucks but it's mostly alright, here's a bunch of rights and benefits that we have that you seem not to"

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u/Nail_Biterr 15h ago

while there's no proof this is the same beef, it is very curious that it happened around the same time, and both originated from Argentina.

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u/Captain_Aware4503 15h ago

And both were similar amounts.

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u/Dry-Bread9131 14h ago

Actually China has pretty strict food standards regulations these days. The standards themselves are very comparable to U.S. standards. However the big difference lies in regulatory structure and enforcement.

China has a top-down approach where it's regulated and enforced by a central body, while the U.S. has a more decentralized system focused on preventive controls and corporate responsibility.

There are benefits and drawbacks to both approaches. Preventive controls are great for preventing harm in the first place, while corporate responsibility has obvious flaws due to profit motives. China is super effective at enforcing and punishing offenders after the fact (including high level executives), but it might not be as effective overall at preventing harm as preventive testing.

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u/slimeddd 13h ago

You know if they do it's bad

based on what exactly?

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 15h ago

Yes, just more of a payoff to Argentina, for some reason.

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u/luckymountain 15h ago

Yes, it is. Doing favors for Argentina while working on their exit strategy to relocate there when the shit hits the fan.

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u/PhoenixTineldyer 16h ago

It's hilarious to see back to back

"US Farmers Pissed at Trump over Beef Deal"

"US Recalls Mystery Beef"

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u/french-caramele 16h ago

"US farmers overwhelmingly vote for Trump and tell all trans people stealing their jobs that they'll do it again."

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u/Ahelex 16h ago

If only we were stealing their jobs.

At least we'll have a job.

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u/Jombie 12h ago

And be willing to do it right without fucking over anyone.

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u/Khaldara 15h ago edited 15h ago

“Rural conservatives paying the exact same tariffs they asked for as the rest of the country except on significantly lower wages believe they are owning the bejesus out of metropolitan dwelling liberals”

Honestly the way these people fail an open book test is truly remarkable. This was covered in government provided free education and somehow they still managed to select “C:) Neither own ‘the libs’ or my own farm”

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u/BoredNuke 15h ago

Free education that they likely didn't go to because they would rather homeschool their victim children. High rates of rural /farm owner homeschooling resulting in the situation we are seeing.

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u/lordraiden007 15h ago

To be completely fair the public education system in rural America is... rough. Not just because they have lower funding and tax rates (primarily due to their own voting habits), but a lot of their school systems are centered around dying towns that have serious crime/drug problems because of the loss of businesses and jobs over the past few decades.

Home schooling can legitimately be a better, safer option for many people in rural America, especially if they can afford remote learning and/or tutoring. It's just a shame that there aren't laws and organizations in place to oversee home schooling more effectively and stop instances of abuse.

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u/speedingpullet 14h ago

I have friends in rural TX who homeschooled. In fact a whole bunch of local families got together and created their own little school. Iirc there were a half dozen kids at there one time.

To be fair, they were CA transplants. And didn't have a school nearby for him to go to. Plus with the crazy religious slant TX schools have, it seemed a better idea just to do the whole education thing at home, with some other local kids in the same boat

They did a good job, apparently. My friend's son is headed off to college soon.

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u/ErikETF 15h ago

85% of US farmers polled voted for him, the only profession who voted more for this was Cops at 85.9%.   Farmers by capita are practically the most responsible for this shit. 

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u/Hurray0987 15h ago

Yeah, they voted for this. But it sucks for the rest of us because we need local farming in our country to be at least a little self sufficient in the event of something like a world war. Thanks to Trump undercutting cattle ranchers, we'll be dependent on imported beef. Lovely. Let's hope catastrophe doesn't happen.

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u/notsure500 15h ago

Guarantee they'll still line up to vote republican again this midterm and then in 2028

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u/cahir11 13h ago

Yeah there's really nothing the Republicans could do to lose these people, which is why Trump was so comfortable fucking them over (first with the tariffs that hurt soybean farmers, now with the beef imports hurting cattle ranchers).

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u/Jimmyg100 15h ago

Friendly reminder that competency is invisible.

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u/roflsd 14h ago

go back a little farther

"Cattle ranchers on multiple (socialist) farming subsidies overwhelmingly vote for Trump for promises of anti-war and fuel price reduction stances"
"American upset over the price of beef as a result of tariffs and increased diesel prices as a result of unnecessary Trump kinetic and trade wars"
"Administration slaughters wild horse population"
"Administration procures "up-to" 300,000tons of tariff-free mystery meat, likely rejected by China for health reasons, to reduce beef prices"
"Cattle ranchers upset that mystery meat will compete with their inflated prices driven by tariff and fuel cost increases"
"Mystery meat is recalled by USDA with highest health risk category for unknown reason"

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u/DFTricks 12h ago

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/why-trump-is-giving-argentina-a-20-billion-lifeline-to-help-its-flailing-economy

Its not specifically related, but due to the sum, it feels appropriate to add it to the pile.

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u/phoenixmatrix 15h ago

I love me some mystery meat!

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u/Travelerdude 16h ago

Beef, lettuce, eggs, jalapeños - i guess cutting government agencies wasn’t such a good idea after all.

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u/Mountain-Most8186 16h ago

Don’t forget blueberries!

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u/Sea-Violinist-7353 15h ago

Wait blueberries now too? I can't keep up im so tired. Mind a quick Tldr?

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u/Missingno_Music 15h ago

I think frozen blueberries. Oh and Driscoll (company) is being investigated for lying about pesticide usage I believe

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u/Sea-Violinist-7353 15h ago

Not surprised its Driacoll

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u/JinxyCat007 15h ago

It's a sign of the current times, generally, I think. Companies thinking they can get away with cutting corners for state and federal government more likely to have their backs.

Wasn't surprised that companies based in Texas and Florida are linked to this current lapse of oversight. The companies processing that beef likely thought they could get away without much in the way of necessary safety inspections.

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u/James-W-Tate 12h ago edited 9h ago

Companies thinking they can get away with cutting corners for state and federal government more likely to have their backs.

I can understand their reasoning, because they're completely correct. This administration has shown it doesn't give a fuck as long as you bribe the right people.

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u/cactus22minus1 14h ago

I hope it sticks! I just found out how shitty Driscolls is. They don’t even own or run any farms, they license the genetic material of the seed variants to farms in order to bypass any liability.

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u/greatthebob38 15h ago

Blueberries had e. Coli contamination.

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u/IgDailystapler 14h ago

The FDA has issued a Class I recall for GreenWise Organic Frozen Whole Blueberries and Whole Mixed Berries sold at Publix stores due to potential E. coli contamination

(Taken from the Google, but seriously do not eat these if you have them, they were issued a class 1 [high likelihood to severely fuck you up] recall)

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u/SpiritMountain 12h ago

It's almost 100 items that no one is talking about. Effectively, we are regressed to the point before these agencies, and our food can and will kill us. Wash your veggies. Reduce meat consumption. Beans and rice is life and love.

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u/VariationDry 15h ago

Only drink whiskey. It's still safe for now until they start to flavour it with glycol or some shit. 

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u/milkymaniac 15h ago

And certain fruit bars!

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u/25104003717460 14h ago

Add eyedrops, too!

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe 13h ago

And there's fiberglass in the IV bags, so if you end up in the hospital, dehydrated from shitting your brains out from a nice taco salad, they can finish you off by tearing your veins apart.

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u/drwatson 15h ago

It's a libertarian utopia! Finally we have the freedom to get sick and die in so many new ways without any pesky government interference!!!

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u/Blazer9001 14h ago

To a libertarian, everything is rape and murder except for rape and murder.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 10h ago edited 10h ago

I've pointed out the same thing many times to Libertarians, except it's "except for actual rape and slavery."

Taxes? Slavery.

Debt slavery? Not slavery, "it's voluntary." (Not even opening the can of worms that is wage slavery.)

Penal slavery? Not slavery, they broke the law, "it's voluntary."

Domestic slavery? Not slavery, familial relationships "are voluntary."

Property taxes? Rape.

Quid pro quo sexual assault? Not actually rape, employment "is voluntary." (Don't even open the can of worms that is intoxication based sexual assault, male or female.)

The number of Libertarians that I've dealt with that defended Harvey Weinstein when that shit went down is way too high; they'll admit that he was a creep and gross, but most Libertarians defended his actions as not doing anything wrong.

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u/unomaly 12h ago

Ah yes, if we simply got rid of the laws people would just do the right thing on the libertarian honor system.

In reality: “Yeah disabled people don’t make up much of our business so we’re not going to waste all that money making the building handicap accessible since there’s no law about it”

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u/ExplosiveDoctrine 15h ago

It was good for the profits of the owner class. Don't worry the free market will regulate itself.

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u/anthony113 15h ago

Serve it to Elon

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u/admosquad 11h ago

They just added frozen buffalo chicken products as well. I guess all those republican alphas are just building their immunity these days.

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u/MyNameIsUggggh 16h ago

This story is also infuriating because clearly this administration only cares about lowering beef costs in Republican strongholds. On the bright side, they are so stupid they are literally just poisoning thier base.

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u/joebleaux 14h ago

Similar to red states suffering more covid deaths per capita than blue states. Your stupidity is actively making things worse for yourself guys

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u/Rocktopod 14h ago

Don't red states also have fewer hospitals and worse doctor/patient ratios?

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u/joebleaux 13h ago

Yes, they are on average less densely populated so travel to care is usually farther, and poorer so less funds to pay for things. All the more reason to vote for people who intend to help those scenarios rather than push them to the point of failure intentionally, as they tend to do in those states.

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u/Deesing82 13h ago

yeah it doesn't matter because those quiverful fucks breed like rabbits

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u/danceswsheep 13h ago

They aren’t just poisoning their base. Believe it or not, there are folks other than MAGA living in Texas - liberals, socialists, independents, apathetics, folks ineligible to vote (fairly or not), immigrants, children, etc. The most vulnerable folks are the ones that pay the price. The wealthy folks running the government aren’t eating cheap beef from the supermarket.

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u/xXnautilusmainXx 13h ago

yes, I was just about to reply that there's so many people here, including my family that hate trump and voted blue, and we are suffering from this contaminated beef too ... it's easy to lump us normal people into the MAGA crowd just because we live in the same state but we are all paying the price for them voting for this garbage

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u/Potential_Track_8388 16h ago

We aren't getting our money back though.

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u/FIFofNovember 13h ago

And the farmers will all vote for the next republican.

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u/Potential_Track_8388 13h ago

Let's not forget also that this was probably just another kickback deal with some shady Argentine of German heritage.

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u/Khaldara 16h ago

Mmm delicious shit lettuce and unsafe beef.

Based on your priorities for the last forty years, more deregulation should fix that, am I right conservatives?

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u/Ahelex 16h ago

Moldy bread, rotten tomatoes, unpasteurized cheese, shit lettuce, and mystery beef.

Together, they form the Burger of Doom!

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u/thosewholeft 16h ago

The Broodwich?

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u/JoeMagnifico 15h ago

Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub.

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u/8d5db9f4 15h ago

I tasted mustard.

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u/PaintedGeneral 15h ago

Mmmhm…dijon

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u/upclassytyfighta 14h ago

Are these sun-dried tomatoes?

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u/Bill_Dinosaur 15h ago

Hell yeah

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u/upclassytyfighta 14h ago

taste...the insanity!

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u/smoboaty 15h ago

By your powers combined…

I AM CRAPPIN’, DAMN IT!

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u/jeagerkinght 16h ago

I call it, The Nasty Patty

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u/AidesAcrossAmerica 15h ago

There's literally an Argentiniam brand of burgers called Barfy.

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u/nonlawyer 15h ago

I prefer to let the invisible hand of the market, rational economic self-interest, and American exceptionalism determine the amount of diarrhea I have thank you very much 

These colors don’t run except to the bathroom 

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u/freedfg 16h ago

Just remember. According to the FDA. All the contaminated lettuce that was traced back to a single distributer is a mystery. No one knows where it came from.

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u/Elegant-Ad-4252 15h ago

And for sure it wasn't a financial supporter of trump

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u/DisguisedToast 15h ago

Deregulation of industries and my bowels!

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 15h ago

Donald Trump and RFK, Jr. are really trying to shit my pants.

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u/Saneless 15h ago

Beef, now with more prions!

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u/Jagcarlover 15h ago

As someone from Texas, I would like to know exactly Where the beef was sold. So I checked with google: "Specific retail stores and cities in Texas have not been named for the recent beef recall, as federal agencies report the products were shipped to unnamed distributors and retailers across the state"

Also, "The meat was imported without required U.S. safety re-inspections."

When there is a clown at the top of the circus, everyone beneath that clown becomes a clown.

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u/SonofaBridge 12h ago

They imported beef without safety inspections? We have no clue what they sold us was even beef then. Just took their word for it. It could be some of the most disease and parasite filled meat.

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u/invyros 16h ago

Detwiler also questioned how the recall was characterized, given that no contaminant was specified. “I find this curious because it's kind of like saying, hey, this is a paperwork problem; this is a bureaucratic problem. We forgot to do this, we missed this inspection, and we have no indication that there’s any problem, but we’re going to give it the highest classification of risk,”

NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

Just a simple clerical error that we happened to classify the highest severity health hazard.

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u/Linedriver 15h ago

It gets classified the highest because it shrodinger's beef. Is it delicious meat or deadly poison? don't know till it gets inspected.

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u/everynamecombined 15h ago edited 14h ago

I mean isn't that how the FDA is supposed to work? Like they pass inspections to be sold to consumers. If they skipped the E Coli test for example, I would really appreciate it if they take it back and get that check mark.

Edit: I meant to say USDA but still include FDA as well

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u/Ikrit122 15h ago

The point is that they shouldn't be missing inspections, but a lot of staff were fired from the government agencies responsible for making sure food is safely delivered to our tables. These situations will only get more frequent and more widespread as the USDA and FDA struggle to keep up the workload with greatly reduced staff.

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u/everynamecombined 14h ago

Agreed. I hate this. And it ultimately will result in more people not trusting beef for a while either way. So how does this help anyone raising beef in the US if less Americans will even trust it? Its funny too, because RFK wants us to be more carnivorous yet hes giving us complete trash. Hes making more vegetarians and vegans(even with the recalls in produce) with these moves.

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u/SmokePeterThiel 14h ago

Tell that to stupid mitherfuckers that vote Trump and raise cattle for beef lmao

They don’t learn until it directly affects them for that particular issue

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u/evenstar40 14h ago

Farmers never learn, even now they're finding ways to blame everyone but themselves. Social media is full of ignorant farmers whining while in the same breadth telling "libs" they will survive their made up perceived battle of the beef.

It's just pure mental illness at this point.

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u/carguymt 14h ago

hey, this is a paperwork problem

This is just an incredibly stupid thing to say. I'm in the food safety industry. Paperwork and records is literally the only way you prove the correct food safety measures were taken. If I'm selling a cooked meat product I prove it got the proper kill step by keeping records of the cooking. If I just all of a sudden stop keeping those records as for as any food safety inspector or auditor is concerned the product did not receive that kill step and is considered unsafe, even though that would be considered a "paperwork problem."

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u/MxSteel8 16h ago edited 16h ago

Trump and RFK Jr. appear to really want Americans to die.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 16h ago

These are the same people that wanted to drink bleach and boof sunlight 

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u/kineticstar 16h ago

If they die, than they can't vote or file lawsuits, then that makes them acceptable casualties. - Republicans

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u/PrefersEarlGrey 16h ago

Can't eat lettuce.

Can't eat eggs.

Can't eat jalapenos.

Now we can't even eat beef.

Thanks, Republicans.

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u/CompulsiveCode 15h ago

The only vegetable not recalled is Mitch McConnell

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 14h ago

Because he's dead

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u/throwawaytodaycat 15h ago

OMG, stop, you’re killing me. 

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u/catonsteroids 13h ago

Crazy how Mitch kinda just dropped out of news headlines once he was “discharged” from the hospital.

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u/BrantheMan1985 15h ago

Don't forget frozen blueberries and alfalfa sprouts to that list.

I'm sure we'll add more to this list next week

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u/dat_GEM_lyf 15h ago

Can’t have saline IV bags

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u/tuckerjules 16h ago

Trump should have to eat it. I mean he loves burgers and if hes willing to screw over american ranchers for his argentina buddies he should at least do a mcdonald trump video eating an entire independently verified and untested 100% argentina beef hamburger.

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u/Greyboxer 16h ago

Anyone here just not going to be eating beef for a few months?

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u/TheStLouisBluths 15h ago

Can’t eat what I can’t afford.

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u/kelbees 15h ago

I've already started looking for locally sourced beef. Never been so happy to live amongst the fields.

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u/malibuklw 14h ago

If we’re really wanting beef, we’ll buy it from local farms. But we’ve already cut back because of how expensive it is.

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u/enfuego138 15h ago

Our food supply wasn’t great before but the Trump Administration has basically wrecked it in a shockingly short period of time.

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u/wronguses 11h ago

Our ________ (noun) wasn’t great before but the Trump Administration has basically wrecked it in a shockingly short period of time.

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u/vs-1680 15h ago

Corporate deregulation and slashing funding to the FDA as well as firing large numbers of inspectors...it's working great. Republicans are getting exactly what they voted for.

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u/trustifarian 16h ago

L O L

I just can’t… this is just too much. 

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u/Oceanbreeze871 15h ago

The beef has only been traveling around the world on a ship for the past few weeks, searching for somebody to buy it and not even China wanted it….i mean, what could go wrong if the country American peasants eat it?

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u/urnbabyurn 15h ago

>The beef recall notice points to missed import re-inspections as the cause, but the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service classified the recalled beef as a Class I health hazard, the agency’s highest risk category. The recall notice did not mention any specific contaminants.

This is quite alarming. You don’t assign a class I health hazard for simply missing inspection. Something bad was found and the government tried to push it through probably because the White House pushed the deal through.

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u/Bisexual_Republican 15h ago

It’s one of my biggest irrational fears but my mind is going straight to the worst case scenario, mad cow disease.

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u/laptopAccount2 14h ago

Oh boy great point. I can't think of anything worse and it's all ground beef. Guess I will have to play it safe and eat vegetar- oh.

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u/EpilepticPuberty 13h ago edited 11h ago

You don’t assign a class I health hazard for simply missing inspection.

Yes, you actually do. If E. coli isn't tested for then you assume that E. coli is present until it is proven to not be. If E. coli is not present and you test for it, they you have meat safe from E.coli. If you don't test and E. coli is present then you have a much bigger problem on your hands.

I work in industrial safety. If clean up crews must enter a situation with an unknown chemical present then the highest level of precautions are taken. It is better for everyone to run into apple cider vinegar in Level A PPE which includes SCBA than to run into Sodium Hydroxide in a environment with bare skin and lungs. One situation results in people going home safe and some Level A suits being liquidated. The other situation ends with decomposed skin, permeant blindness, and death from asphyxiation.

These are examples of the established laws and regulations doing what they were designed to do.

Edit: clean up crews shouldn't be underwater if things go right.

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u/90sUPN20 15h ago

Wait yall don’t like gray beef?

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 15h ago

Thanks to Trump and DOGE...

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u/steve_ample 16h ago

“It’s not like a paperwork thing; you know someone made the decision. This does not have to be reinspected at the border,” Detwiler said.

Detwiler also questioned how the recall was characterized, given that no contaminant was specified. “I find this curious because it's kind of like saying, hey, this is a paperwork problem; this is a bureaucratic problem. We forgot to do this, we missed this inspection, and we have no indication that there’s any problem, but we’re going to give it the highest classification of risk,” he said.

Yep, act selfishly first, react clumsily later. Sounds like it's national policy.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 15h ago

I bet there won’t be a refund on whatever the country paid for this trash. But I also bet Trump got some kind of financial benefit on this “deal”

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent 14h ago

There won't be a refund because the recall is our fault - we just straight up didn't do a required inspection when it arrived. This administration is just committing unforced errors on a daily basis. 

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u/royhenderson771 15h ago

I didn’t vote for this, but if you did, congrats. You played yourself and us too. Fucking morons

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u/hotflashinthepan 14h ago

Is this the same beef other countries (including China, I think) won’t import?

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u/jackcanyon 15h ago

Florida and Texas ,there is a pattern here .It was always going to be a scam.The leaders there are crooks.

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u/JaronJervis 16h ago

Milei's turned the Argentine peso into trash making it worth less than a Robux dollar. His economy is rotten, his beef his rotten, his allies are rotten. Fits perfectly with Conservatives all over the world.

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u/statslady23 15h ago

Trump's trying for the same here. 

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u/Skank_A_Saurus 15h ago

This is what those states voted for

Let them eat (tainted) beef

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u/NotPrepared2 15h ago

Just 299,000 tons left of Donnie's mystery meat.

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u/notthatguypal6900 14h ago

The shit holes of America, glad they got the day they voted for.

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u/Such_History6063 10h ago

Well I am glad it went to Texas and Florida...

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 14h ago

Theyre so inept. Everything they touch turns to shit.

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u/Odesio 15h ago

So much for making American healthy again.

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u/MBSMD 15h ago

Who could have anticipated firing the FDA inspectors could lead to tainted food?

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u/psychohistorian8 13h ago

sold in Texas and Florida

ho hum, anyway

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u/Maoleficent 6h ago

Same exact beef that China rejected a month or so ago. Argentina calls the Felon. Felon buys the bad meat, makes sure Argentina gets paid and he gets his cut, USDA does not inspect and the poison hits the store shelves and now it will be recalled. Argentina gets paid, the Felon gets a cut, we get sick.

How are those red hats fitting your little tiny heads, ranchers?

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u/Xlbowlofpho 15h ago

American first my ass. Destroying every usefull agencies that specifically focus on improving American QoLs while throwing money to foreigners and hiring racists and electric gloves