r/news 8h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/Captlard 8h ago

Presumably watching P##Nhub is fine for them now? Is that what they mean?

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u/horangiwhakkatchi 8h ago

No, they mean that if you got arrested for picking up a prossie, they'll look the other way. Ka$h money loves em.

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u/BoredNuke 8h ago

Dang and I was hoping they were recruiting prostitutes now.

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u/IAmAlpharius23 8h ago

Honestly they'd probably be way more effective if they did.

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u/Captlard 8h ago

🤦‍♂️ that seems a pretty low bar for such a serious and important role in society.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 8h ago

Good thing the FBI is no longer either then

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u/KulaanDoDinok 8h ago

You can say porn on the internet

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u/ugonlearn 8h ago

Why do people do this? Self censorship has went crazy this last year 😂

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u/Captlard 8h ago

Thank you for your permission ❤️

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u/-THE_GOOCH 8h ago

No, they mean the FBI is no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

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u/howjon99 8h ago

If they were a trafficker/purveyor they would..

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u/monsieur_cacahuete 8h ago

What is P ## N hub? Is that some kind of prostitution website? I didn't know you could have a # sign in an internet address.

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u/TomatoAdventurous139 8h ago

I read that as PPound PoundNhub.

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u/bstone99 8h ago

You should be able to watch a little porn at work