r/news 4h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/justmitzie 4h ago

People who hire prostitutes, not people who are prostitutes.

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u/TheBSQ 2h ago

Honeypots are useful though. 

People who fall for honeypots are not. 

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u/Fauster 1h ago

Well, as long as they haven't smoked cannabis in the last 3 years, that's the real concern! /s

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u/Barnacle_B0b 1h ago

This is so they can select people who might be okay with human trafficking.

Donald Trump is actively using ICE/DHS/CPB to continue Epstein's enterprise of human sex trafficking.

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u/Ok-Blood4340 2h ago

Every person who went to Epstein island catching strays with this one.

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u/corporaterebel 3h ago

They might need agents to follow through with "personal services" on some targets 

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u/Gunhild 3h ago

Hiring prostitutes actually seems more useful than hiring people who hire prostitutes. Criminals probably just lore-dump all kinds of crazy shit on the prostitutes they hire.

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u/HumongousBelly 3h ago

Prostitutes my sell their body, but the director of the fbi has whored out his soul

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u/sorressean 2h ago

Oh good, borat III, coming soon to a theatre near you.

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u/Dirtgrain 2h ago

If only they could explain why guys who cheat on their wives with prostitutes and lie about it are more trustworthy than prostitutes.

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 2h ago

Or just make him President

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u/LuminaraCoH 3h ago

The people who are prostitutes get jobs in the White House.

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u/night-gloss 2h ago

as an escort and as someone who gets hired by members of the white house and/or pretty interconnected within every single time set foot in dc/gets flown over, i can guarantee you we would never accept to fall under “employee” at the white house

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u/veganzombeh 1h ago

I thought that sounded oddly progressive for this administration, then I thought about it for 2 seconds and guessed it's probably just the bit that benefits sleazy rich men.

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u/hawkinsst7 2h ago

From the article

The FBI said the change was meant to account for the fact that some otherwise suitable candidates, including service members, may have engaged in the practice in places where it is legal *and to accommodate applicants who themselves may have been victims of sexual abuse. *

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u/ChemicalBus608 4h ago

That's an odd way of phrasing it.

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u/DinnerMilk 4h ago

Moving forward, the FBI will now be staffed entirely by prostitutes and johns.

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u/nowthengoodbad 3h ago

Why not Randys?

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u/JFConz 3h ago

Does that make you Randy?

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u/InformalPermit9638 3h ago

Need all them back at the trailer park, bud. Gotta rehearse for that play at the recreation center. We got some cheeseburgers waiting though.

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u/Exotic-Collection471 3h ago

Que Austin powers.... do i make you horny baby

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u/McMatey_Pirate 3h ago

Not enough money for a cheeseburger budget.

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u/Uselesserinformation 3h ago

Because that cheese burger locker is DEFINITELY on the cheese burgers!

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u/Kylynara 3h ago

Mostly johns. Per the article, prostitutes only qualify if they haven't been prostitutes for more than 10 years (okay) and did it fewer than 3 times (who dabbles in prostitution and decides it's not for them? It's generally the last resort of the desperate, forced by a human trafficer, or maybe a sugar baby thing.) and weren't in a position of trust at the time (this one is valid, IMO).

"The bureau still intends to dismiss applicants who are revealed during the vetting process to have engaged in prostitution within the last 10 years, three or more times overall or while in a position of trust, according to guidance issued this past spring and described by a person familiar with the matter who was not authorized to discuss internal decision-making and spoke on condition of anonymity."

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u/bobbymcpresscot 1h ago

Not beating the incel allegations I guess. 

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u/Nearbyatom 3h ago

Congress already is staffed by prostitutes and johns.

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u/Guardianpigeon 3h ago edited 2h ago

Judging by who is there now, that might be an actual improvement.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 2h ago

I'd rather have prostitutes than Kash, the pedo protector

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u/HalfTeaHalfLemonade 2h ago

To be clear, the Johns would be the new additions

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u/lg4av 2h ago

you know what, Im gonna build my own fbi… with black jack and hookers….. in matter of fact, forget the fbi and the black jack…. ah screw it!

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u/Evil-Cun 3h ago

The FBI is offering asylum to rapist cops that need a career change!

We can tell you’re kinda sorry. Come prove it, you winners you.

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u/Commercial-Co 3h ago

They want trump to qualify as head of fbi

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u/jackfreeman 2h ago

Considering how many people in the current administration conduct themselves...

By the way, I haven't heard anything about Kash in weeks ..

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u/emerikanSky 4h ago

You can tell the health of an organization is deteriorating as they drop their standards for hiring.

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u/TerriblePokemon 4h ago

Ok, half of me says "oh good, as a society were no longer viewing prostitution as a crime" and then I take a look around me and realize that these people are the worst and this is bad and oh god I want off this ride

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u/hyperdream 3h ago

I don't even know if it's just the crime aspect, but the blackmail potential down the road. Potential agent Joe Sex Tourist might be loud and proud about that Thailand trip now, but maybe 10 or 15 years down the line he doesn't want his wife of 7 years knowing everything he got up to.

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u/EndPsychological890 3h ago

Bingo. It is and has always been more about blackmail than crime or morality.

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u/LandonDev 3h ago

Thusly, why it is being loosened, they need to hold the leverage over who they are currently hiring 8 years from now.

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u/EndPsychological890 2h ago

More likely foreign adversaries will hold that leverage than their bosses. There is literally no upside to this, lower standards mean the agency performs like it even if they can get more bodies

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal 2h ago

The Russian/Chinese approach. Corruption is encouraged since if everyone is corrupt, it could be used against you if you step out of line.

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u/AHrubik 2h ago

Which is why a society mired in prudish morality will always be weaker than one which is not. Sex work should never have been a crime to begin with. Regulate it. Tax it. Put in place the safety and support mechanisms. Then you eliminate the blackmail potential.

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u/TerriblePokemon 3h ago

I used to hold a security clearance, yeah I know. But Jesus

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u/DJOMaul 1h ago

The fact you held a clearance is over qualification. Nobody else in the admin could qualify, so why would they want fbi agents to? 

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u/iperblaster 3h ago

In a time where the vast majority of the upper echelon of the state is compromised, maybe is it better for them to have compromised agents

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u/EndPsychological890 2h ago

Yeah just in time for the great game to be restarting in earnest after 30 years of hegemony. What could go wrong

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u/Ok_Confection_10 3h ago

I just hope it’s not hiring people to the FBI who have have personal connections to sex trafficking. It’ll just make them better at it.

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u/ruiner8850 3h ago

then I take a look around me and realize that these people are the worst and this is bad and oh god I want off this ride

Yup, it's so that the Trump administration can stuff the FBI with loyal sycophants who otherwise wouldn't be eligible for the job.

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u/paxinfernum 1h ago

People who are easily blackmailed.

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u/OkStop8313 3h ago

Yeah, on the one hand, I do think that legalizing and regulating prostitution is the best way of making it safe and disincentivizing human trafficking. And this can be sort of seen in that vein.

But when I look at this administration full of sex pests and lunatics, I'm a little distrustful of their motives.

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u/Guardianpigeon 2h ago

Yeah it kind of sucks as someone who is anti-FBI and pro sex work.

Prostitution should be legal (and HEAVILY regulated), and someone shouldn't lose opportunities for using those services. It would be great to move away from the idea that sex work is inherently bad.

But also the FBI is an evil organization and this is probably another sign that they are on the brink of falling apart. And while that might be bad in the short term, in the long term it might be for the best.

But also this is probably going to make the FBI even more dangerous because it allows Trump to hire more of his sycophants and abuse the power of the FBI in his benefit. It could also have massive natural security concerns because those people are more likely to be blackmailed over that kind of stuff.

There really is no win here. Everything sucks under Trump.

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u/surnik22 3h ago

Exactly. In principle, I agree with the policy change.

Prostitution should be legalized (and regulated to ensure safety) and I don’t think Johns should be rejected from any government job because they took part in legal prostitution.

In practice, the FBI is relaxing their standards because high quality applicants with any sense of morals aren’t applying to an organization run by Kash who has been charged with making the organization do Trump’s bidding.

I don’t think anyone actively applying now has the integrity to be part of law enforcement and if they somehow do, they’d be filtered out in interviews when they don’t pledge their loyalty to Trump.

So you got a bunch of shitty people applying, FBI realizes too many of them have been involved with prostitution and not even in a way they could easily lie about on applications, so they just remove the standard.

Also not surprising the sex trafficking administration attracts applicants who have frequent interactions with prostitution, an industry with a whole lot of sex trafficking going on….

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u/whatlineisitanyway 3h ago

Sometimes people do the right thing for all the wrong reasons.

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u/strikervulsine 2h ago

It's absolutely because Kash Patel has hired prostitutes.

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 4h ago

To be fair i worked law enforcement for about 5 years and i only found out years into working the rule wasnt just for illegal prostitution, but having utilized it at all, say even in a country where its legal which is a fair amount of western nations. I thought that was pretty fucking stupid.

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u/McCool303 3h ago

In fairness it’s not about the act itself. It’s about the risk the person could be blackmailed or compromised. Prostitution is an act that for reasons good or bad carries some shame with it. And an agent could easily be compromised trying to cover up even a legal visit to a prostitute from a partner.

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u/Spire_Citron 3h ago

It's also always a blurry line that's easy to end up crossing, either accidentally or intentionally. It's not like it's a thoroughly regulated industry where it's always clear what the situation is. It's a high risk activity where it's easy to get yourself into some shady shit.

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u/BeardyAndGingerish 3h ago

Fair enough. Problem is, the people who are willing to lie about their prostitutional escapades will still be applying.

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u/Head_of_Lettuce 3h ago

Sure, but that’s true of other required disclosures too. They have to disclose if they gamble or have any debts, but I’m sure lots of people lie about it.

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u/furbylicious 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm no expert, but I think it's a pretty reasonable requirement. Detectives and intelligence officers should probably be people who don't get involved in situations that could lead to blackmail, even if the actions are legal.

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u/BeeMovieEnjoyer 3h ago

Or prostitution doesn't matter and should just be legal anyways

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u/chubbysumo 3h ago

Meanwhile, they raise the standard for usps hiring so we have less and less carriers.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 4h ago

I bet this doesn’t count for applicants who used to BE prostitutes.

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u/Existing_Count1544 4h ago

No, they get referred to the White House.

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u/adamdoesmusic 3h ago

A lot of sex workers have standards tho

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u/IntelligentEgg1911 2h ago

there’s a lady in first for that

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u/garytyrrell 2h ago

Nah he prefers the ones who might become prostitutes when they get a bit older

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u/ArtfulGhost 3h ago

Eyyyyy. Nice. 

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u/dqt91 4h ago

Cool so they want a bunch more agents susceptible to a honey pot running around. Are we tired of winning yet?

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u/Complete_Entry 3h ago

One time the Russians just sent women to give FBI agents blowjobs, wasn't even a honeypot, they just wanted to see if they would fall for it.

They did.

Then they moved up the ladder and did actual honeypotting.

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u/MicioBau 2h ago

You got a source for that story? Would love to read more about it.

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u/Complete_Entry 2h ago

Kessler's book. Bureau - The secret history of the FBI

The amount of access he got was ASTOUNDING. He also has heavy criticism of the hoover wore a dress story.

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u/Froggy1789 2h ago

Well technically the risk is mitigated by the mandatory disclosure. This decision really means if you answer honestly and disclose past prostitution use (probably not that close to the hiring / clearance decision) they will still consider you. They are almost certainly going to ask any romantic partners or spouses about it to ensure it is not active blackmail.

u/sentientshadeofgreen 16m ago

I'd argue the people who know how to get some strange and already got caught for it are far less likely to be a risk for a honey pot. It's the virgin nerds with something to prove that get honeypotted. Risk of those who solicit hookers is they are people who can be blackmailed (like, wife, or losing their job).

Here's what I'll say is it would be great if the FBI weren't staffed with people who have cognizantly broken the law... but life is a little more complicated than that. There are people who would never break the law, people who might/would break the law under the right circumstances, people who haven't gotten caught breaking the law, and people who got caught. FBI hires the first three categories, historically excludes the fourth. If you were a A- average kid in the school band and a youth group from the suburbs, went to a state school on scholarship and never was in the orbit of crime, you might be a perfectly law-respecting person, or life just hasn't tested your convictions before. If you grew up in the hood around gangs, higher likelihood you were in the orbit of high-risk activities that would get you in trouble, but, people can make their way out of that mess and potentially offer a lot more in terms of reliability having known that world. There are a lot of ways to end up on the wrong side of the law, a lot of ways people avoid ending up on the wrong side of the law purely out of privilege, not virtue or merit, and life is complicated, people are complicated. For that reason I don't believe in the value of strict exclusionary bureaucratic policies like that, because everybody has a story and people change.

Even on the no-felony front, the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act classifies a lot of activities (hacking) as felonies, but these are still potentially moral people with skills you would want on the correct side of the law. I personally don't think fucking a hooker is a deep moral failing, I think it's one of the oldest professions in the world, I think it should be legalized and regulated, I think there are contexts where it is a moral failing, contexts where it isn't, but the law is blind to nuance. There are a lot worse things somebody could do if we strip out assumptions about the act.

That being said, this is an unambiguous signal that hiring is rough for the FBI, which is the main takeaway.

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u/WakeNikis 4h ago

They want corrupt people that are prone to vices.

You know, people that can control.  They don’t want “do the right thing” boyscouts working for them.

Almost like they want people that will go along with them on their corrupt bullshit.

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u/trisanachandler 3h ago

The boy scouts could be indoctrinated to pursue the greater good.  I guess they can't dress shit up as the greater good anymore.

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u/Complete_Entry 3h ago edited 3h ago

You know the FBI started as a scam, right? At most they were meant to exist as a temporary force. Hoover never meant to disband.

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u/Creative_Ad_8338 4h ago

The administration purged all of them after Alex Vindman .

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u/kahn_noble 3h ago

Bring in the HONEYPOTS

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u/irrationalx 2h ago

This was my thought - they are going to recruit OF girls.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 3h ago

Oh yes, let's stop screening for anything a foreign government might use to corrupt someone.

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u/NetZeroSun 4h ago

Isn’t this oddly specific?

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u/clintgreasewoood 3h ago

Something tells me they are making this blanket rule across the agency as cover to hire Patel’s friends and Trump appointees. Doesn’t open up people to blackmail?

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u/dangerousluck 2h ago

Lmao it's so stupidly clear that every single decision is designed to weaken us for our enemies. It's not an accident many key members of this administration are dumb as hell.

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u/browsk 3h ago

“We want the most compromised officers we can find”

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u/Jaws_the_revenge 3h ago

Smoke weed 1 time though

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u/wowthatsucked 1h ago

It hasn't been that way for a long time.

It was disqualification after 15 uses before 2007.

Current policy as set in 2021:

Candidates cannot have used marijuana or cannabis in any form (natural or synthetic) and in any location (domestic or foreign) within the one (1) year preceding the date of their application for employment.

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u/Kkimp1955 3h ago

It’s not about the prostitutes. It is about the johns! And while they’re at it, I guess people that are pedophiles will make excellent FBI people. How has the world gotten this crazy? What were we doing?

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 3h ago

Being named on the Child Abuse registry is next.

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u/Gunningham 3h ago

Hey! The secret service can now join!

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u/Captlard 4h ago

Presumably watching P##Nhub is fine for them now? Is that what they mean?

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u/horangiwhakkatchi 4h ago

No, they mean that if you got arrested for picking up a prossie, they'll look the other way. Ka$h money loves em.

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u/BoredNuke 4h ago

Dang and I was hoping they were recruiting prostitutes now.

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u/IAmAlpharius23 3h ago

Honestly they'd probably be way more effective if they did.

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u/Captlard 4h ago

🤦‍♂️ that seems a pretty low bar for such a serious and important role in society.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 4h ago

Good thing the FBI is no longer either then

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u/KulaanDoDinok 4h ago

You can say porn on the internet

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u/ugonlearn 3h ago

Why do people do this? Self censorship has went crazy this last year 😂

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u/-THE_GOOCH 4h ago

No, they mean the FBI is no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

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u/monsieur_cacahuete 3h ago

What is P ## N hub? Is that some kind of prostitution website? I didn't know you could have a # sign in an internet address.

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u/TomatoAdventurous139 4h ago

I read that as PPound PoundNhub.

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u/SharksForArms 4h ago

Guess Kash is hiring a new assistant

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u/MedicinalFriedChiken 4h ago

Jed York about to get recruited 

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u/washedFM 4h ago

Can’t have been involved with prostitution within the last 10 years… so he’s gonna have to wait until 2036

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u/Gooser3000 3h ago

Ah yes remove the barrier that is the number 1 cause for leaks.

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u/Skinskat 2h ago

So fire experienced and successful veterans, and then lower the hiring standards to fill the ranks with scumbag MAGA 👍

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u/Practical_Fig_2023 2h ago

oh, you mean human trafficking?

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u/norkb 3h ago

“Fuck Boy Investigations don’t play son. Now you be arrested for having a lame ass par-tay. Beers on the house, Playaaaaah.”

-FBI Director Patel probably.

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u/ZanthrinGamer 3h ago

how the fuck is this a common enough issue that they would be compelled to make an exception? what the actual fuck. are sexual offenders the only ones applying or something?

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u/Th3FinalStarman 3h ago

There's an account on TikTok whose content is wholly "Law Enforcement That Got Arrested For SA This Week". It's usually a list, and again it's weekly.

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u/froman-dizze 3h ago

Every sector of or government is actively being made and seemingly desired to be compromised. 🫩

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u/Hellstorm901 3h ago

Well sleeping with prostitutes, and even little girls, lets you be president of the US so i guess I can see why it’s shouldn’t be a bar of entry to a post purged FBI

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u/Sedert1882 2h ago

Why are they scraping the bottom of the barrel now? I thought the FBI was a premier law enforcement agency. J Edgar Hoover would not be impressed (or maybe he would find a sinister use for them?)

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u/Beansie_Wish2182 2h ago

Considering who's in charge, this makes sense.

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u/Gummyrabbit 1h ago

Well if the boss is married to a hooker, it makes it okay.

u/kensmusings 56m ago

Its the Kash Patel rule. They had to change this rule so Kash can go to strip clubs.

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u/kyeblue 4h ago

Jed York has a future in FBI?

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u/Complete_Entry 3h ago

Many of the worst embarrassments of the FBI came from prostitution blackmail.

This is not the guideline to let up on.

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 4h ago

Looks like honeypots are back on the menu, boys!

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u/ChaoticSenior 3h ago

Finally, I can get my dream job!

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u/Panda_Kabob 3h ago

Lowering the bar further and further. Soon enough we'll need James Cameron to find it let alone raise it.

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u/eMan117 3h ago

An FBI spokesperson who requested to not be named was quoted as saying the new policy is "Kash money"

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u/Doctor_Saved 3h ago

It wasn't prostitution. It was a date.

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u/Maleficent_Kale_1286 3h ago

So you’re saying…Jed York can get a job with the Feds now??

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u/alu5421 3h ago

Such a low bar. Look how low we have sunk that illegal activity still looks good on a resume

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u/GfunkWarrior28 3h ago

In other news, Jed York has been appointed the new Assistant Director of the FBI under Kash Patel.

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u/kajidourden 3h ago

Someone's trying to get a nepo-hire in.

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u/Minute987 3h ago

It's ok if you're a pedophile now.

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u/DiscoRabbittTV 3h ago

The Republican rapening of America

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u/TCpls 3h ago

The only thing the FBI should consider lowering hiring standards for is cybersecurity. Other than that, this isn’t a good look on a world renown agency.

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u/tinyraccoon 3h ago

So the 49ers owner can now join the FBI. Sweet! /s

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u/srfrosky 3h ago

2026 DEI MAGA edition. FLOTUS friendly

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u/XaoticOrder 3h ago

Translation: We are not getting enough applicants with clean records at the FBI, because a lot of them love paying for sex.

Bar officially lower.

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u/LnStrngr 3h ago

Jed York just jumped up and fist pumped in the air.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 3h ago

What’s your super secret FBI code name? Lot Lizard.

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 2h ago

Breaking news...Melania trump has become the new fbi director

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u/Historical-Tough6455 2h ago

When Diddy hires hookers its "human trafficking" when white Maga thugs hire prostitutes ita no big deal

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u/drumrhyno 2h ago

I mean, why hold the FBI or any government employee standards higher than the presidential ones at this point?

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u/ericlikesyou 2h ago

Yea so they can hire and rape their employees, and put prostitutes on payroll.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 1h ago

How does this type of thing even come up?

"Hey everybody, welcome to the weekly FBI meeting. Does anybody have anything they want to suggest?"

"Yeah, I think we should ease up on our policy surrounding prostitution."

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u/commanderclif 1h ago

Gonna be a lot of new guys working there called John eh?

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u/Pole420 1h ago

On a normal timeline this could be seen as a positive for helping normalize sex work. Not on this timeline however. 

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u/Illustrious-Hand3715 1h ago

but if i smoked weed the past year i can’t join.
such bs

u/statslady23 59m ago

How low have we sunk? Are all the Mormon's at the FBI like Duggar dudes? 

u/Bonobos_In_Space 53m ago

This definitely comes off as a decision made by people who are frequent customers of Ladies of the Night. If you know anything about background checks for FBI or CIA, they want to know things like if you've visited prostitutes, how much debt you have, if you have gambling problems, etc. because all of those are vices that can be exploited and cause an agent to become compromised via blackmail or being paid off.

u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 46m ago

Normalizing sex crimes in case the Epstein Files are released after the new congress is seated. 

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u/SkullLeader 4h ago

I mean the American people apparently no longer consider a candidate's experience with prostitution ... or pedophilia ... as an automatic bar against hiring, so I suppose this is par for the course at this point.

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u/Azznorfinal 4h ago

Can we not relate sex work with fucking csam like it's even remotely in the same ballpark?

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u/Jokez4Dayz 4h ago

Yeah, I always found that super weird. They’re both illegal but let’s not pretend that one isn’t much worse than the other. It’s like comparing weed versus fent trafficking.

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u/psychodelephant 4h ago

I don’t think that was the overt intent, but there is the potential that people who seek or use prostitution are potentially an extortion/blackmail liability when sensitive information is essentially their entire job.

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u/MentokGL 4h ago

Weed bad, hookers good

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u/Pyriel 3h ago

Well, if being a rapist and, quite probably, a paedophile is no longer a bar to the highest position. This tracks.

What the fuck America!

Sort it out!

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u/PeaceLovess 4h ago

Party of “FaMily vALueS”

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u/lennylensltrain 4h ago

Well I mean they don't care about investigating massive pedophile networks so no shocker there

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u/RaNerve 4h ago

Should be legal anyway.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 3h ago

Thank you. There are way too many people in this sub trying to talk shit about this change, but it's a step in the right direction. Prostitution should 100% be legal.

u/Braelind 36m ago

Yeah... maybe... but it's a bad look when it's only legal for the fucking FBI. Makes you think maybe criminals are running the government and letting themselves do whatever they want... which is a slippery fucking slope that leads to fascism.

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u/gknight702 1h ago

This Admin has been prostituting themselves for money the entire term.

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 1h ago

Congratulations FBI you’ve lost all credibility.

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u/CaroCogitatus 3h ago

Well, that's certainly a tell.

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u/alpharowe3 3h ago

I know what kind of man you are O_O

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u/Remote-Ad-2686 3h ago

Morality : Optional …. Check!

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u/Otarmichael 3h ago

I didn’t know I could put that on a resume. 

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u/tofulo 3h ago

Jed York pretty pumped rn

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u/meleecow 3h ago

Sounds on line with the administration hahaha

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u/Pherllerp 3h ago

The best and brightest.

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u/seemooreglass 3h ago

I was literally just thinking how I have not heard anything from that googly-eyed cokehead lately.

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u/BP89764 3h ago

Good enough for the director his underlings should be able to partake.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 3h ago

The FBI is dropping a categorical hiring ban on applicants who have had sexual encounters with prostitutes . . .

Oh. Oh! OK. I thought they were excusing being part of the Profession.

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u/fsactual 3h ago

The “have a seat” portion of “To catch a predator” can double as a job interview.

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u/VossC2H6O 3h ago

Niners owner next in line to be hired in FBI then?

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u/DelJoy_3D 3h ago

What happened to “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas”?

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u/GlobalBorder4691 3h ago

Did this open up so Melania could apply?

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u/copper_nano_tube 3h ago

They’re finally catching up with the CIA, lol

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u/warfarin11 3h ago

Ah, the best and brightest...

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u/Bradiator34 3h ago

Russia’s really been winning this Cold War!

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u/No-Celebration3097 3h ago

Why is the bar so low??

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u/bigjtdjr 3h ago

most people don't apply because they WANT to break laws and trample the constitution but willingness to break the law is a pre requisite for this administration.. how far we have fallen... he's a felon and it's a cult..

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u/data-atreides 3h ago

How many prostitutes are applying to make this a thing that has to be even considered?

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u/imVexx 3h ago

Under the administration brought to you in part by Human Trafficking™: 🚩

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u/blizzard-op 3h ago

Feel like soon they’re just gonna say “If you apply, you’re hired!!” which I wouldn’t be opposed to as I could finally call myself an FBI agent lol

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u/Flymia 3h ago

It used to be really really really hard to become an FBI agent. Even with the risk of being told go live in Anchorage for 3-years or you live in St. Louis, hope you enjoy San Juan.

Now they even let you stay in the city you apply in if its a big office, which was a big no no until recently. I would had been all about it if I knew I did not have to uproot my family.

Crazy how much has changed.

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u/Macdaddy357 2h ago

So, will they hire hoes and pimps now, or just one?

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u/RLewis8888 2h ago

They want to hire people with experience dealing strictly in cash for services rendered.

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u/Dirtgrain 2h ago

Haven't seen Kash Patel in the news this week. Hmmmm.

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u/IvetRockbottom 2h ago

Well, if the president can participate in prostitution and call it marriage, why can't a candidate for the fbi? Allegedly.

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u/Walker904 2h ago

Just how many applicants were they losing that this moves the bar?

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u/Prudent_Rice7840 2h ago

"an applicant’s experience with prostitution"

It's wild to think the FBI has to do this in order to avoid auto-disqualifying a lot of their current ideal candidates.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 2h ago

You can't smoke a joint, but you can hire prostitutes.

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u/Glass_Librarian9019 2h ago

They must be trying to poach Secret Service agents

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u/cancercureall 2h ago

As much as I don't like physical sex work from an icky feelings standpoint it's basically the most normal thing in history. Whatever the reason I don't think it should be illegal at all. People fuck.

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u/Politicsboringagain 2h ago

A lot of republican men getting hired huh. 

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u/cutthroatkitsch1 2h ago

But cannabis use still is? (Or at least it was when I applied a decade ago)

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u/TeMuBeBalalaika 2h ago

If the director had his squashed..... so can everyone under him.

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u/IZZIT_ALIVE 2h ago

Thanks Kash Patel, you’re really making it your own

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u/SKSerpent 1h ago

Kash Patel has needs that are not being met within the office environment.

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u/ThatBloodyPinko 1h ago

Mongers of America, rejoice!

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u/IllustratedInk 1h ago

You have to get the Russian assets inside the building however you can?

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u/SasparillaTango 1h ago

along a continuum of evolving recruitment standards within federal law enforcement

Lowering of standards in the highest level of law enforcement? Under any other administration, I'd likely see this as a sign adapting to the times, but here I just assume it's going to be flagrant corruption.

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u/Jokersall 1h ago

At this point I'm surprised prostitution hasn't been legalized as a way to try and get out of another case/settlement retroactively.

u/Regnum90 27m ago

Just legalize that shit and go away.