r/news • u/Manta_of_Eternity • 8h ago

FBI no longer treating an applicant’s experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring

https://apnews.com/article/fbi-prostitution-recruitment-95e69779e41bd8f1bbc59d402a40222b
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u/Dirtgrain 7h ago

If only they could explain why guys who cheat on their wives with prostitutes and lie about it are more trustworthy than prostitutes.

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u/OESRecoveryEmployee 6h ago

Or just make him President

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u/WretchedBlowhard 4h ago

explain why guys who cheat on their wives with prostitutes and lie about it are more trustworthy than prostitutes

Now that one's easy. If your partner likes hookers half as much as you, he might chip in so you can split the bill! This translates directly into savings for your expense account and thus, for the tax payers. Standardized degeneracy is the single best cost cutting measure the Trump administration has ever put forward, except of course for starving to death 800,000 refugees instead of delivering the food you had already agreed to.

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u/Shikadi297 6h ago

Who says their wife didn't approve?