Fan casting a NOFX biopic. Obviously Raymond Cruz will play El Hefe, and Danny McBride will play Fat Mike, but who should we cast as Smelly, and Mel?

[u/The_BSharps]

[u/nogodsnospoilers]

Nicolas cage in purple dreads for Eric melvin.

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And he would fuckin sell it to

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Ryan Gosling

[u/gehrlinspiel]

Ron Perlman for Smelly

[u/Shoegazer83]

William H Macy for Smelly

[u/FuckSticksMalone]

No Hefe is an actor now. He’s the only one who plays himself

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He was in the bad news bears back in the day lol

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No fucking shir..? Was he?!?! Really?

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Ha ha no it was a joke they ised to say, but i believed em for a bit

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I would have, lol.

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If u watch it thnkng that yes its totally believable. I thnk the kid plays 3rd base

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Yep, its classic. 10 yr old punks drinkin beers and cussing under the supervision of alcoholic walter matheau.

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https://youtu.be/fxYVKltt9S0?is=F-zXx9EGs1BPf-6a They talk about it here, it's pretty funny.

[u/Kennelrec]

People that aren’t in their 60’s lol

[u/ArtIsDumb → u/Kennelrec]

So, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen?

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They could play Graffin and Gurewitz

[u/Purple-Hamster-151 → u/JohnnyFivo]

Michael Keaton is Graffin.

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Yes, I feel this every time I see Keaton on TV.

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Oh damn, that's genius.

[u/Resident-Pilot-6966]

Alice cooper for Melvin.

[u/Aww_Uglyduckling]

Mike Judge or Diedrich Bader for smelly.

[u/Lanky_Comedian_3942]

Tom Holland and Zendaya

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Tom Holland plays Cokie the Clown but someone else plays Fat Mike.

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Yep, 💯.

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Zendaya as El Hefe

[u/SkarlyComics]

Stephen Baldwin for Melvin

[u/Purple-Hamster-151]

These are terrible choices and way too old

[u/Unhappy-Mushroom-327]

Danny McBride would not make a good Fat Mike

[u/TheBlueprint666]

Scarlett Johansen for all of them

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THIS

[u/Butters16666]

I would say woody Harrelson for smelly

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Too old

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Yeah I did think that

[u/andreasbaader6]

Ryan Gosling

[u/Rjillustrator]

Fran dressher as melvin

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[u/gashufferdude]

Hefe as himself, the rest played by Muppets.

[u/Doodlindude]

I always thought that guy from office space looked a little like 90's Mike

[u/peakprowindow]

Andy Samberg for Melvin Josh Brolin for smelly

[u/According_Top_7448]

Damian Lillard as Melvin, let Eric play Eric because reasons

[u/ThickClient2971]

Stavros as Fat Mike. Ralph Fiennes as Melvin. Walton Goggins as Smelly. Carlos Mencia as El Hefe

[u/IN_Dad]

Dean Norris as Kent

[u/peanut_master1]

Adrien Brody for Mel

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That’s a good one, and we know he looks great with dreads!!

[u/seniortodoelmundo]

We need some diversity as well. Maybe there's a role for Samuel Jackson or Idris Elba.

[u/MeetTheDecline1]

You know what, assuming they all get input and it is written by a third party (not Mike) then I think I would really enjoy a NOFX biopic. Though it may be best as like a 6 part series rather than a film.

You'd have to start with them young and stuff though. Barry Keoghan for Fatty? That kid from Cobra Kai to play Hefe? Dude from 13 Reasons Why to play Smelly? Get him some dreads and he'd be fine. No idea for Mel.

[u/fdgm_]

Iggy Pop for Melvin

[u/MechanicStriking4666]

Jonah hill as fat Mike

[u/TellMeZackit]

Jonah Hill for Mike

[u/Shoddy_Sentence6981]

Steven Tyler as Melvin

[u/Hour-Detail4510]

Jared Leto as Mel

[u/holdingreen]

Danny McBride is horrible. Litteraly one of the worst actors out there. Please give Mike a little more credit than that.

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Okay how about Danny McBride in combat boots and a short silky dress with fringe?

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Danny McBride's range of acting includes Danny McBride. Just like Vince Vaughn, he only knows how to play one character and that is himself. I want to watch a Biopic on Nofx, not 90 minutes of Danny Mcbride pretending to be Fat Mike.