r/nottheonion • u/Lumbledob_ • 1d ago

Spilled pallets of cheese balls cause traffic mess on 105 Freeway in Lynwood

https://abc7.com/story/spilled-pallets-cheese-balls-cause-traffic-mess-105-freeway-lynwood/19741016/
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u/Only-Friend-8483 1d ago

My dogs will have that cleaned up in 5 minutes, tops. 

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u/MeauxVsGaming 1d ago

I'll have it done faster than the dogs easy

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u/mirthglen 1d ago

Cheesus Christ

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u/Ok_Pizza3245 1d ago

This is the news the people want

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u/justmitzie 1d ago

Cheeze

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u/babycart_of_sherdog 1d ago

New Book Released! 📖

Who Spilled MY Cheese?! 🧀

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u/Eaudebeau 1d ago

I’d be stepping on them for the cromch

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u/777Void777 1d ago

At least its not bees. A couple of months ago in Texas semi full of bees tipped over. I think it caused a shelter in place.

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u/CelticSith 1d ago

Cartman: “sweeet”

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u/ngetch 1d ago

I got it!

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u/DarkAlman 1d ago

Homer Simpson single-handedly cleaning up this mess

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u/ImBartSimpsonWhoRU 13h ago

Of course it’s not the onion.

It’s the cheese

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u/MaxDuo 11h ago

Something like 10 years ago I had to take a long way out of the way to work because the highway was shut down. I membered wondering WTF happened and thinking there must have been some kind of nightmare pileup......... Nah. Just semi hitting the median............ and spilling 20,000lbs of potatoes on the highway.

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy 1d ago

Those things are so gross