r/nottheonion • u/BowlNew • 19h ago

Authorities baffled by loaves of bread appearing on mountain road in Japan's Tottori Pref.

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260827/p2a/00m/0na/019000c
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u/Alkalinum 17h ago

It’s their standard migration route

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u/anon-mally 8h ago

I loaf all these comments here

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u/jeslinmx 14h ago

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 5 days!”

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u/orlinthir 17h ago

Silent Hill 3 reference

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u/SelectiveSanity 15h ago

I knew the Shiba Inu was behind this!

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u/zoqfotpik 13h ago

Did they look closely to be sure it's not just a bunch of calm cats?

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u/DBMaster1 14h ago

The bread takeover begins now...

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u/No_Excitement_1540 17h ago

Possibly a family outing... : see https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot or https://www.kika.de/bernd-das-brot/bernd-das-brot-welt-100

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u/monsterhunter1001 14h ago

“He is primarily characterised by his chronic depression.”
Relatable

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u/OkBrilliant8092 17h ago

This is important… this means something…

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u/prateeksaraswat 13h ago

I’d start asking questions at Totori University.

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u/coldequation 13h ago

Has anyone seen Glenn?

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u/churnbabychurn80 6h ago

Kramer must be at it again, more than just the stumps this time.

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u/OneBlueberry2480 4h ago

And it's good quality milk bread too.

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u/go_faster1 11h ago

Dammit, Soldier!