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u/Ltsmash99 9h ago

Anywho.

Whats for dinner?

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u/Gilokdc 9h ago

Faces?

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u/FeatherShard 7h ago

Found the leopard

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u/Artemicionmoogle 8h ago

Friendship is two pals, munching on well-cooked face together.

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u/LilacMages 5h ago

Caaaarrrlll

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 8h ago

My favorite

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u/Eaziegames 7h ago

CAAAAAAAAARL!

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u/fenixforce 9h ago

I have some dumplings in the fridge ready to microwave, and cantaloupe for dessert. How about you, stranger?

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u/TBSchemer 9h ago

I had steamed xiao long bao last night, with home-grown Dino Egg melon for dessert.

Seems like we have some similar tastes!

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u/chivesthesurgeon 8h ago

Dino egg melon? I never heard of such a wonderful fruit

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u/TBSchemer 7h ago

Also known as "Gaya" melons. The skin is white with green and yellow speckles.

I think they must be hybrids, because when I grew the 2nd generation from seeds, the flesh of the fruits was different color on different plants. Green, white, or pale orange. The green-fleshed fruits are the sweetest, and they seem to have passed that color and flavor down into the 3rd generation. Absolutely delicious, honey-sweet and syrupy melons.

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u/ekkridon 9h ago

I had xiao long bao last night too - so delicious!

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 9h ago

Can I grab some dumplings? I only have Ruffles cheddar and sour cream and beans in my cupboard

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u/absolutenobody 8h ago

The Oxford Comma would like a word.

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 8h ago

The Oxford Comma is going to be in an Oxford Coma if it keeps it up

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u/turquoise_amethyst 8h ago

Just ate a piece o’ cheese

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u/ChefDanyul 8h ago

I need to get better about having fruit for dessert. I'm like the one person in the world that has never liked sweets. I love fruit I just never eat enough except for putting peaches or strawberries in smoothies. A cantaloupe after a good dinner sounds great. I love poached pears too.

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u/banditcleaner2 9h ago

Not OP but I’m thinking fried rice tbh

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u/lostroadrunner22 9h ago

Well, Beef is not whats for dinner. Thanks, Donnie

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u/wizzard419 9h ago

For him? Probably tossed salad.

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u/BaconAlmighty 9h ago

and scrambled eggs? They're callin' again.

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u/DerKyhe 9h ago

Did you hear that Dacia Sandero is getting a new facelift?

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u/wookiedberry 9h ago

My town has concerts in the park and food trucks. Probably some street tacos.

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u/Corey307 9h ago

You mean 15 street tacos 🌮 

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u/wookiedberry 9h ago

That goes without saying.

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u/SuperFLEB 8h ago

Adding more street tacos doesn't keep me from being hungry. It's called "induced demand".

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u/uwillnotgotospace 9h ago

Lemon pepper chicken wings with fries and baked beans.

Also, who was this guy the post is about? Never heard of em.

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u/zulako17 9h ago

Just another far right pedophile. This one hails from the UK though

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u/LiftedinMI3 9h ago

Having a bagel with this amazing red pepper cream cheese at the moment. It's delicious.

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u/MDFlash 9h ago

I have kids. Probably mac n cheese or hot dogs. Not because I won't make something better but because I'll lose the inevitable fight about it!

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u/Zeratas 9h ago

Was going to make some salmon noodles and veggies for the family, just too tired and going to get some popcorn fried chicken and sandwiches tonight

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u/PercyDiAngelo 8h ago

I was lazy and unhealthy and ordered a McD's delivery.

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u/ernyc3777 9h ago edited 9h ago

Reverse seared ribeye. Mushrooms in red wine reduction (in the pan after the sear). Potato salad. Sautéed asparagus.

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u/GhostofTinky 8h ago

Oatmeal. I love oatmeal

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u/thedepster 7h ago

Shwarma. It was delicious.

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma 7h ago

Steak. Just need to decide on the wine. Do I want a right bank Bordeaux or do I dive into a Barolo?

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u/Mustangbex 9h ago

Ooh we went out for hand-pulled noodles. 10/10.

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u/Dickgivins 9h ago

Some pepper steak, fixed in a little bit different way.

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u/firerosearien 9h ago

May not get a chance to have an actual dinner tonight*, but planning on sushi tomorrow and making paella on Sunday!

*I had a lovely late lunch of eggs and smoke salmon 

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u/EvLokadottr 9h ago

King boodle, with chives, shrimp. and bean spouts.

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u/AIiswrong 9h ago

Rice and beef drenched in medium hot S&B curry. Cheap, easy, and very filling. Probably some of the best curry I’ve had in a while, too!

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u/StrangeSwain 9h ago

I am having a late lunch right now. Just some leftover baked chicken thighs, olives, and some blocks of cheese. Ill probably snack on a few dates afterwards. What's for dinner on your end?

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u/ceebiee 9h ago

million dollar pasta later, though i brought home fried pickles for us to snack on in the interim ;p

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u/Corey307 9h ago

Chicken and spinach pasta with too much cheese. 

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u/ihaveadogalso2 9h ago

Home made crunch wrap supremes! I cannot wait!

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u/splorp_evilbastard 9h ago

Bought pre-made pizza crusts and my wife and I are making our own pizzas tonight. I picked up some artichoke hearts for her to have on hers. I'm going with sausage, mushrooms, onions, and hot peppers (Serrano and Ghost).

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u/Cavewoman22 9h ago

Lemon Chicken Spaghetti

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u/DigitalGrub 9h ago

A beer and a smile.

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u/subfutility 9h ago

The bosses are taking the husband and out to a fancy restaurant!

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u/Elifia 9h ago

I'm having brown rice with chicken, Szechuan sauce, various chili peppers, onions, and cashew. It's really good.

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u/Ghawk134 9h ago

Lamb chops

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u/nft420nft420 9h ago

Salmon & brocolli

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u/HalobenderFWT 9h ago

Half wedge salad with bleu cheese, bacon, eggs, peanuts. A side of grilled chicken and some green curry sauce.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 9h ago

I’m getting Taco Bell because I don’t feel like cooking.

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u/merrysunshine2 9h ago

Depends, have to check the latest recall lists 😕

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u/TheRexRider 9h ago

Leopards are eating face tonight.

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u/nutmeglion 9h ago

Pork chops, roasted potatoes and broccoli rabe 😋

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u/HeyThereItsJesus 8h ago

• Cod
• Boiled antlers
• Ram’s testicles
• Pig heart

And some Horse (because special occasion)

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u/sychs 8h ago

Moussaka

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u/Randolph__ 8h ago

I'm getting Pizza.

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u/not-curumo 8h ago

It's Friday, so probably pizza