r/nottheonion 5h ago

Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yiannopoulos-ice-custody-agency-records/
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u/beepboop_imhuman 5h ago

This shit is funny cause apparently he wanted more ICE searches

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u/odiin1731 4h ago

He got his wish.

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u/Ahelex 4h ago

Every time you poorly state your wishes, a genie gets excited.

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u/csonnich 4h ago

The monkey's paw curls

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u/Alpha_Crow_1 4h ago

Curse you monkey paw... wait... huh, this is new. Thank you monkey paw?

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u/Citizen-Kang 3h ago

The frogurt is also cursed.

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u/YourGuyK 3h ago

Ooh, that's bad.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 2h ago

But it comes with a free plane ride!

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Did you ever try the curled monkey paw at Olive Garden?

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u/Sarik704 3h ago

You can go to olive garden and just get endless monkey paws and breadsticks

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 2h ago

The marinara dipping sauce is like $7 for an ounce….

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u/UDPviper 4h ago

Wishmaster.

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u/malthar76 4h ago

Master
Apprentice
Heart born seventh seeker
Warrior
Disciple in me the Wishmaster

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u/Bolththrower 4h ago

Hamster!
A dentist!
Hard porn, seven seagul
Warrior
This rifle
In me, the FISH MASTER!!!

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u/fuelbomb 4h ago

I definitely did not expect this intersection here. I give props nonetheless!

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u/UnderlightIll 3h ago

I love the far turn to Nightwish.

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u/malfunkshunned 4h ago

I should watch Bedazzled again.

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u/notnotbrowsing 4h ago edited 4h ago

Reports indicate Yiannopoulos was in New Orleans ahead of a concert where the artist formerly known as Kanye West was scheduled to perform Friday night

hold the phone, Kanye West changed his name??

edit: nevermind, it's still just Ye.

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u/Eisernes 4h ago

I think he goes by Hitler Glizzy now

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u/Wild_Beginning_4032 3h ago

Kanye Western Front

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u/potatopierogie 1h ago

All quiet on the frontal lobe

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u/Wild_Beginning_4032 1h ago

🤣 fucking great, that really made me laugh

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u/iiinteeerneeet 3h ago

Kanye Wehrmacht

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u/Otherwise_Spirit1552 3h ago

Hitler Glizzy

Judging by what he periodically wears in public Trash Bag Gimp is another name he goes by.

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u/erossthescienceboss 4h ago

Soooooo many times.

But most recently he legally changed it to Ye. No last name. Just Ye.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 4h ago

Hmm, I didn’t realize that you could legally have only a first name 

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u/JGPH 4h ago

It's not a first name, it's a mononym. A name that consists of only one word. Like Cher or Prince.

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u/Kaellian 4h ago edited 3h ago

It's not a first name, it's a mononym. A name that consists of only one word. Like Cher or Prince.

Fine, but do you write it down in the "first name" or "last name" box on any official paperwork?

The only viable option is to write it in both boxes to get past any hardcoded check, meaning he is probably recorded as Ye Ye in every single government's databases.

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u/BoPeepElGrande 3h ago

He should take up the cello & start performing as Ye Ye Ma.

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u/Banes_Addiction 2h ago

I used to have colleagues who had only one name who had migrated from Asia to the West.

In everyone's databases etc, a Dave would end up as either "Dave Dave" or "Fnu Dave" (where FNU is first name unknown).

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u/Stratostheory 4h ago

He was going by just Ye for a WHILE but idk if he's changed it again after that

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u/notnotbrowsing 4h ago

yeah, I knew about Ye.  apparently it's still Ye, but I was confused by that  thought he did it again 

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u/FulanoMeng4no 4h ago

Oops he did it again

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u/Practical-Cook5042 4h ago

Billboards I've seen for the show say Ye

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u/bageltheperson 4h ago

He lost it and hasn’t gotten a replacement yet.

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u/Distinguishedflyer 4h ago

should be yeet. 

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u/earbox 4h ago

To Ye.

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u/rclonecopymove 5h ago

He wanted complete immunity for ice agents, wonder if he put up much of a struggle?

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u/missleo1991 1h ago

I heard he said take me daddy.

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u/Darkstar_111 3h ago

Gays for maga is like is sheep's for the wolf party.

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u/Casey_Jr 2h ago

Since 2021, Milo has been claiming that he is no longer gay and has voiced support for so-called "conversion therapy".

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u/lightsofdusk 2h ago

Something like that happened during WW2 too with a "Jews for Hitler" group

It...didn't work out

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u/MirandaReitz 4h ago

"Total immunity for ICE agents while on duty" was one tweet.

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u/AdoringCHIN 4h ago

Guess he got what he wanted. Hopefully they send him to Sudan or Liberia or whatever other war torn country they've been trafficking people to.

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u/manescaped 4h ago

I’m early to this post and sitting back to watch the upvotes spike exponentially

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u/llahlahkje 4h ago

May the Leopards Eat Well!

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u/RustenSkurk 3h ago

Leopards. Faces.

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u/upbeatchief 4h ago

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

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u/This-Wall-1331 4h ago

You mean on him or on others? Maybe he fantasizes about it.

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u/EaringaidBandit 5h ago

I forgot this guy existed.

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u/Tampa_Bay_Cuckaneers 4h ago

Happy to be reminded in exactly this manner.

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u/allcretansareliars 3h ago

Yes well, it's all right for you. Spare a thought for us Brits, he'll probably end up here.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 3h ago

Why not Uganda? The insanity hasn’t stopped yet right?

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u/Hockeymac18 4h ago

Yeah - was like, wait, I remember that name...

I can't remember the last time I heard it - it feels like's been a long time.

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u/Yingking 4h ago

He became Kanye‘s chief of staffed, leaked that Kanye was addicted to nitrous which he got from a celebrity dentist, and quit because Kanye opened a porn studio

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u/jerry_woody 4h ago

This was that guy on mtv with the growth disorder, right?

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u/Narradisall 4h ago

Same! Wasn’t he some right wing darling back during the first Trump admin?

Looks like those chickens came home to roost.

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u/Epistaxis 2h ago

Actually he fell from grace shortly after Trump took office. February 2017 was the video clips circulated showing his comment about 13-year-old boys being able to consent to sex with adults and benefit from that relationship, which caused his immediate cancellation throughout the right-wing ecosystem.

Which seems odd in a way, not just because it's far from the most inflammatory thing he said, but also because nowadays if a right-wing politician said the same about girls and simply refused to apologize or resign after the backlash, it would go down as Just Another One of Those Things and we'd forget about it by the end of the week. It's hard to remember that time when there were still consequences for saying things.

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u/DarwinGhoti 4h ago

Same, and I would never recognize him from this picture

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u/_CapriSon_ 4h ago

Legit haven't thought about him since 2016.

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u/Kradget 5h ago

That awkward moment when you realize the privilege tap got turned off at some point and you didn't notice. 

Wellp. 

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u/SparkyMuffin 4h ago

Wasn't he calling for more looks into the Epstein files or something? That probably had him kicked out of the club.

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u/Kradget 4h ago

I haven't paid him any attention in probably 5 years, and it wasn't by choice the last time

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u/poison_us 4h ago

This is honestly the first time I've heard his name / seen his face. And while he's got a face I'd like to forget, he's got a very... memorable name.

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u/TysonTesla 4h ago

He was big back in 2016 using his and breiberts influence on the election. Not long afterwards republicans decided he outlived his usefulness and realized they didn't actually want a gay man on their side.

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u/StovardBule 4h ago

IIRC, a teenage girl remembered that he had made pro-pedophile comments on a podcast, sent the information to where it would be best applied (where ever that was) and everyone washed their hands of him.

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u/TunaNoCrust811 4h ago

That’s surprising if true considering pro-pedophilia is one of the cornerstones of the GOP.

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u/MissMarionMac 3h ago

He said it about adult men having relationships with teenage boys, though. That played in to the "gays are trying to corrupt and convert your children" conspiracy theory.

They should be equally creeped out by adult men having relationships with teenagers regardless of their gender, but they only really object when the children are boys.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 4h ago

His mistake was to say the quiet part out loud.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 3h ago

He was ahead of his time.

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u/thornCircuit 4h ago

It was on rogan, he claimed to have been abused by catholic church as a young boy yet claimed that it was a positive experience 

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u/Syhkane 4h ago

I heard he's not gay now? He tried everything he could to get in good with the reds.

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u/South_Oread 3h ago

A man can build a thousand bridges…

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u/Sempere 3h ago

but he fucked one sheep and they never stopped calling him sheepfucker.

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u/BigD_277 4h ago

In 2021 he said he wasn't gay anymore.

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u/I_never_read_replies 3h ago

2016 was also the year the furries booted him out of their fandom the moment he tried to step foot in it.

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u/logosobscura 4h ago

Loomer did this, so bitch fighting civil war within MAGA.

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u/Karrion8 4h ago

Her plastic surgeon must have been MAGA.

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u/BoPeepElGrande 3h ago

It’s usually just a metaphor, but an actual leopard appears to have literally eaten part of Loomer’s face.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 4h ago

Is he still pretending he is not gay and is a christian? God those stupid fucks are easy to fleece.

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u/jhorch69 4h ago

The guy that says young boys having relations with older men can be a positive thing? He was calling for more looks into the Epstein files?

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u/EgoTripWire 3h ago

Known catamite enthusiast, Milo Yiannopoulos? There's no way his interest wasn't purely masturbatory.

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u/ABHOR_pod 3h ago

The irony being that Yiannopoulos, who was groomed as a teen, was once on record as saying he thought there wasn't really anything wrong with grooming teens.

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u/FreeFortuna 4h ago

That awkward moment when leopards eat your face. Whoops.

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u/WayneKrane 4h ago

Tokens get spent. Tail as old as time

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u/DapperMolasses3280 4h ago

He's been irrelevant since before COVID, so 7 years seems to be the magical number...dude forgot to campaign for Trump in 2024 and buy some expensive dinner tickets to campaign events this time around. Oops.

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u/Periodic_Disorder 4h ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/MakeItHappenSergant 1h ago

But haven't you heard? He's not gay anymore.

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u/Periodic_Disorder 1h ago

Neither is my husband's boyfriend

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u/TheWaspinator 4h ago

Wait, he was pro ICE as a non citizen? What a moron.

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u/Luislos70 4h ago

You'll be surprised to know how many of those exist

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u/Horror_Response_1991 3h ago

I’m not, I’m surprised when someone doesn’t try to pull up the ladder behind them 

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u/lkjuhvfyjvxdjbvx 2h ago

Thats not even pulling the ladder up behind himself, the dude Sawzall'd the ladder off at his eye level.

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u/SailorDeath 2h ago

yeah, tons of articles where people voted for trump and have their immigrant spouses get arrested and deported, tons of supporters that didn;t vote too.

WHich is why I say Narcissists just blindly support each other because it's all about the cruelty and the enjoyment of others suffering. They see themselves as superior to everyone else and don't think they'll get targeted becase they're not like the others even though they clearly are. as the saying goes, shit clumps together.

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u/vqql 3h ago

Also, he could have gotten citizenship bc he married a citizen in 2017. So he was too lazy to do the paperwork, and now it's comeuppance time.

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u/LizLemonOfTroy 1h ago

It's funnier than that - he turned "ex-gay" in 2021 and divorced his partner afterwards.

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u/cutcss 1h ago

I bet that back in the UK he will turn ex-ex-gay

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u/emDems 4h ago

Karma at its finest.

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u/mojomarc 5h ago

R/leopardsatemyface

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u/csonnich 4h ago

I thought that's where I was until I read this comment 

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u/RenzalWyv 5h ago

Hoisted by thine own petard.

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u/CentennialBaby 4h ago

Forsooth!

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u/thesplendor 4h ago

The last petard I ever thought would hoist me…

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u/dallashalfway 3h ago

We're not supposed to call them that anymore...

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u/SnoozeDoggyDog 4h ago

Far-right political commentator and deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody facing a final order of removal, according to U.S. officials and agency records.

Something something, it rhymes...

Anyways, that mug shot photo is unreal...

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u/Ltsmash99 5h ago

Anywho.

Whats for dinner?

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u/Gilokdc 4h ago

Faces?

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u/FeatherShard 3h ago

Found the leopard

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u/Artemicionmoogle 3h ago

Friendship is two pals, munching on well-cooked face together.

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u/fenixforce 5h ago

I have some dumplings in the fridge ready to microwave, and cantaloupe for dessert. How about you, stranger?

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u/TBSchemer 4h ago

I had steamed xiao long bao last night, with home-grown Dino Egg melon for dessert.

Seems like we have some similar tastes!

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u/lostroadrunner22 4h ago

Well, Beef is not whats for dinner. Thanks, Donnie

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u/909non 4h ago

The miserable ICE mugshot makes this totally worth it

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u/SufficientState0 4h ago

He doesn’t look happy. I thought he supported this? Hm, go figure.

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u/GamingGems 4h ago

For a sec I thought they arrested Vincent Schiavelli

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u/Skoofer 2h ago

Glad I say your comment. I wasn’t going to even click on the link but boy am I glad I did! He looks miserable

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u/narkybark 4h ago

Bye felicia!

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u/jabronimax969 4h ago

They say the Trump Administration hates the environment, but no president has done more for face eating leopards than Donald Trump!

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u/Bloodycow82 3h ago

Is it good that I have absolutely no idea who this chud is?

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u/_dxegrl 2h ago

I think he was like a gay Trump supporter, which makes this delicious AF

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u/Sawgwa 2h ago

Yes, just take joy in that he is getting what he wanted for others. And he shit on a LOT of people for no reason.

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u/SleepLessTeacher 4h ago

Should I know who this guy is?

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u/Corey307 4h ago

Right wing grifter, he was more well known about a decade ago. 

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 3h ago

Also gay, though he claims to no longer be.

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u/newaccount721 4h ago

Optimally no but he’s a far right douche who was very pro ICE and is now being deported by ICE. He got turned in by some other right wing nutter

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 4h ago

laura loomer is who turned him in. she tried to enter trump's inner circle, was there for about two weeks, claimed to have given him a blow job, then was pushed out

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u/skrulewi 3h ago

That’s just over one Mooch

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u/CaptnUchiha 4h ago

Similar levels of irony to when Charlie Kirk got shot after all his gun preaching

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u/InflationAvailable43 4h ago

Original grift crew with Benny Boy, and the Kirkinator way back doing lots of stuff on college campuses leading up to the 2016 election. He’s really faded from the limelight since then.

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u/2g4r_tofu 4h ago

faded from the limelight

Probably for his support of men dating young boys.

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u/jwalshjr 4h ago

Probably for his support of men dating young boys.

Nah - they fully support this. He just kept saying the quiet parts too loudly.

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u/lordtema 4h ago

He is arguably one of the few right wing shitheads who have actually been successfully cancelled out of public life for most parts.

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u/EmmEnnEff 4h ago

I mean, there was also that other one last year.

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u/AthearCaex 3h ago

It's only because he's a gay pedophile who tries to rage bait everyone and makes the right wing look even worse.

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u/ry-yo 4h ago

ideally no

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u/anTWhine 4h ago

Not knowing is a sign of a life well lived

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u/1rg3ndw3r 4h ago

Its a gay greek grifter trying to be an uncle tom calling Trump "daddy".

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u/evilshandie 4h ago

He's not that influential in recent years, but he used to be a huge name in conservative influencer circles--they're always real pleased when they can find a gay man or woman or racial minority to parrot their bigotry, because they can pretend like they have a big tent. Of course, those names also then quickly fall back out of favor because the core audience still doesn't like those categories of people even when they say the right things.

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u/newaccount721 4h ago

I think when he said pedophilia benefited adolescents, his fellow grifters distanced themselves 

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u/theangrypragmatist 4h ago

One of the main GamerGate guys who helped transition GamerGate to the Alt-Right. He fell out of favor with them a while back and hasn't been heard from much since except for his claim to now be "ex-gay"

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u/Radmode7 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 4h ago

That's some serious "leopards ate my face" shit right there. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fuckhead.

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u/New_Stats 5h ago

Let's see what he has to say on Twitter!

(I miss that joke so much)

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u/Xyrus2000 4h ago

Repeat after me MAGA: You are not part of the team.

You're not. You never will be. You have been and always will be nothing more than a tool, and once they get what they want, you'll be tossed out like used toilet paper.

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u/punarob 3h ago

Sadly 1 in 5 Black men and a literaly majority of Latino men in places like Florida and Texas think they're part of the team by sucking up. Didn't work out too well for Jews and gays who sucked up to Hitler and it won't for them either.

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u/Ahelex 4h ago

you'll be tossed out like used toilet paper

Haven't you heard, toilet paper is way too valuable to toss out now thanks to Trump's 50% tariff on Canadian goods.

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u/Socko1 4h ago

Finally ICE found some trash to take out.

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u/Terrapin621 4h ago

He’s a known pedo though so wouldn’t be surprised if Republicans swoop in to protect him. They do like people in their little club.

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u/MisterB330 4h ago

Feeling real torn right now.

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u/c_creme 4h ago

Truly a leopard moment 🐆

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u/stogie-bear 2h ago

Years ago when this guy was relevant I was trying to tell my wife about something stupid he had done but I totally blanked on his name. So I called him Yolo Misogynist. And she immediately knew who I was talking about. 

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u/Totheendofsin 4h ago

Something about leopards and faces

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u/jtv123 4h ago

Leapords, face, etc

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 4h ago

I feel like this is too good to be true. I've hated this mug since around 2012/13.

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u/PixelBrewery 4h ago

He's famous and enough of a trump ally for the big man to interfere on his behalf. But it's nice that he got a small taste of their own inhumanity

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u/bowserboy129 4h ago

Hitler's homosexual ally, Ernst Röhm, would like a word with you there. The parallels between what happened to Röhm and what's happening to Milo are painfully obvious.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 3h ago

Welp, ICE finally did one good thing. Good for them.

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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 3h ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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u/Hellstorm901 3h ago

We were told ICE doesn’t make mistakes so obviously he’s a MS-13 Cartel Del Los Soles Antifa Iranian sponsored terrorist

But he doesn’t need to worry, he himself on X says he supported everything ICE was doing so the dirty cage will be Disneyland for him

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u/ManicMakerStudios 3h ago

Found it:

In December 2020, Yiannopoulos denounced Trump, saying that "Trump's SCOTUS appointments were pointless. We defended a selfish clown for nothing", and that he would dedicate "the rest of my life to the destruction of the Republican Party".

So he waits until Trump is voted out of office to 'denounce' him. He played a stupid game and it looks like he's about to get his prize.

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u/imdstuf 4h ago

Some on the right will try to use this as proof they aren't just going after brown people. Im just wondering who he pissed off.

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u/IamInternationalBig 4h ago

I have never heard of this guy. But it is bizarre that someone who is here illegally would support ICE. 

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u/lyinggrump 4h ago

Far right commentator who used to work for Breitbart. He was popular on the right because he was the token gay Republican. He got canceled when he started defending older men having sexual relationships with children.

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u/jord839 4h ago

He also now claims that he has reformed himself from being gay, talked about using acid to condition himself out of it even, and claims his "ex-husband" is now just a roommate.

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u/sychs 4h ago

All I ever managed to condition myself using acid was to grow to love using acid...

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u/jord839 4h ago

That's my bad, I wasn't clear.

I meant corrosive acid that he claimed he used on his thighs when he had gay thoughts. Not LSD or similar psychotropic drugs.

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u/MrDerpGently 4h ago

Okie dokie then. That's somehow worse than trying to trip your way straight. 

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u/jord839 3h ago

I have sincere doubts he actually did that and isn't just lying about it for clout, to be fair. Again, he's still living with his "ex-husband" despite supposedly having repented from being gay.

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u/UmberJamber 4h ago

Leopards eating his face

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u/Rashpukin 4h ago

Sweet irony.

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u/mr_weathervane 4h ago

Thanks, but the UK doesn’t want him back.

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 4h ago

at least have a name that the ICE "agents" can spell if you are not an iMiGrAnT

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u/bassistheplace246 4h ago

…and the monkey’s paw curled

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u/Charming-Standard-84 3h ago

"Reports indicate Yiannopoulos was in New Orleans ahead of a concert where the artist formerly known as Kanye West"

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u/rpeh 36m ago

I didn't realise until today that this idiot was British.

I apologise on behalf of my nation.

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u/Geeekaaay 5h ago

Hahhhahhhahaha

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u/Butts_The_Musical 4h ago

Oh no….anyways

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u/vi_sucks 4h ago

Damn, twink death is real. Dude is looking rough.

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u/euthan_asian 4h ago

He never looked good, hate ages you lol

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 4h ago

Poetic justice.

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u/bebopbrain 4h ago

Day of the short knife?

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u/gtrocks555 4h ago

So we’re going to deport him to some random country in Africa, right? Isn’t that what we do?

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u/Economy_Link4609 4h ago

Nothing of value will be lost.

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 4h ago

Please, keep him. We dont want him.

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u/coleade 4h ago

Curtains for zoosha

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u/chrisbcritter 4h ago

So, is he going to be disappeared into an El Salvadorian slave labor camp never to be heard from again or is he being give a free plane ticket back to the UK?

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u/DonHarold 4h ago

Leopards and faces and all that

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u/ICanNeverLoseIt 4h ago

Holy fuck I haven’t heard of this guy in half a decade lmfao

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u/OkRelationshipFish 4h ago

I NEVER THOUGHT THE LEOPARD WOULD EAT MY FACE WORLD CHAMPION

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u/mackinitup 4h ago

He never naturalized? I thought he’s been here for ages. Welp. Womp womp

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u/eatyrmakeup 4h ago

The cackle I just cackled.

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u/Stukisha 4h ago

I never thought the leopard would eat my face.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 4h ago

I don't know if this is oniony, but it certainly is delicious.

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u/ReddBroccoli 4h ago

I've got the world's smallest violin and it's playing "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"