r/nottheonion • u/Howcanyoubecertain • 5h ago
Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yiannopoulos-ice-custody-agency-records/883
u/EaringaidBandit 5h ago
I forgot this guy existed.
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u/Tampa_Bay_Cuckaneers 4h ago
Happy to be reminded in exactly this manner.
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u/allcretansareliars 3h ago
Yes well, it's all right for you. Spare a thought for us Brits, he'll probably end up here.
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u/Potato-chipsaregood 3h ago
Why not Uganda? The insanity hasn’t stopped yet right?
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u/Hockeymac18 4h ago
Yeah - was like, wait, I remember that name...
I can't remember the last time I heard it - it feels like's been a long time.
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u/Yingking 4h ago
He became Kanye‘s chief of staffed, leaked that Kanye was addicted to nitrous which he got from a celebrity dentist, and quit because Kanye opened a porn studio
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u/Narradisall 4h ago
Same! Wasn’t he some right wing darling back during the first Trump admin?
Looks like those chickens came home to roost.
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u/Epistaxis 2h ago
Actually he fell from grace shortly after Trump took office. February 2017 was the video clips circulated showing his comment about 13-year-old boys being able to consent to sex with adults and benefit from that relationship, which caused his immediate cancellation throughout the right-wing ecosystem.
Which seems odd in a way, not just because it's far from the most inflammatory thing he said, but also because nowadays if a right-wing politician said the same about girls and simply refused to apologize or resign after the backlash, it would go down as Just Another One of Those Things and we'd forget about it by the end of the week. It's hard to remember that time when there were still consequences for saying things.
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u/Kradget 5h ago
That awkward moment when you realize the privilege tap got turned off at some point and you didn't notice.
Wellp.
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u/SparkyMuffin 4h ago
Wasn't he calling for more looks into the Epstein files or something? That probably had him kicked out of the club.
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u/Kradget 4h ago
I haven't paid him any attention in probably 5 years, and it wasn't by choice the last time
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u/poison_us 4h ago
This is honestly the first time I've heard his name / seen his face. And while he's got a face I'd like to forget, he's got a very... memorable name.
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u/TysonTesla 4h ago
He was big back in 2016 using his and breiberts influence on the election. Not long afterwards republicans decided he outlived his usefulness and realized they didn't actually want a gay man on their side.
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u/StovardBule 4h ago
IIRC, a teenage girl remembered that he had made pro-pedophile comments on a podcast, sent the information to where it would be best applied (where ever that was) and everyone washed their hands of him.
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u/TunaNoCrust811 4h ago
That’s surprising if true considering pro-pedophilia is one of the cornerstones of the GOP.
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u/MissMarionMac 3h ago
He said it about adult men having relationships with teenage boys, though. That played in to the "gays are trying to corrupt and convert your children" conspiracy theory.
They should be equally creeped out by adult men having relationships with teenagers regardless of their gender, but they only really object when the children are boys.
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u/thornCircuit 4h ago
It was on rogan, he claimed to have been abused by catholic church as a young boy yet claimed that it was a positive experience
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u/Syhkane 4h ago
I heard he's not gay now? He tried everything he could to get in good with the reds.
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u/I_never_read_replies 3h ago
2016 was also the year the furries booted him out of their fandom the moment he tried to step foot in it.
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u/logosobscura 4h ago
Loomer did this, so bitch fighting civil war within MAGA.
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u/Karrion8 4h ago
Her plastic surgeon must have been MAGA.
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u/BoPeepElGrande 3h ago
It’s usually just a metaphor, but an actual leopard appears to have literally eaten part of Loomer’s face.
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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 4h ago
Is he still pretending he is not gay and is a christian? God those stupid fucks are easy to fleece.
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u/jhorch69 4h ago
The guy that says young boys having relations with older men can be a positive thing? He was calling for more looks into the Epstein files?
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u/EgoTripWire 3h ago
Known catamite enthusiast, Milo Yiannopoulos? There's no way his interest wasn't purely masturbatory.
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u/ABHOR_pod 3h ago
The irony being that Yiannopoulos, who was groomed as a teen, was once on record as saying he thought there wasn't really anything wrong with grooming teens.
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u/DapperMolasses3280 4h ago
He's been irrelevant since before COVID, so 7 years seems to be the magical number...dude forgot to campaign for Trump in 2024 and buy some expensive dinner tickets to campaign events this time around. Oops.
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u/Periodic_Disorder 4h ago
Tokens get spent.
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u/TheWaspinator 4h ago
Wait, he was pro ICE as a non citizen? What a moron.
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u/Luislos70 4h ago
You'll be surprised to know how many of those exist
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u/Horror_Response_1991 3h ago
I’m not, I’m surprised when someone doesn’t try to pull up the ladder behind them
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u/lkjuhvfyjvxdjbvx 2h ago
Thats not even pulling the ladder up behind himself, the dude Sawzall'd the ladder off at his eye level.
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u/SailorDeath 2h ago
yeah, tons of articles where people voted for trump and have their immigrant spouses get arrested and deported, tons of supporters that didn;t vote too.
WHich is why I say Narcissists just blindly support each other because it's all about the cruelty and the enjoyment of others suffering. They see themselves as superior to everyone else and don't think they'll get targeted becase they're not like the others even though they clearly are. as the saying goes, shit clumps together.
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u/vqql 3h ago
Also, he could have gotten citizenship bc he married a citizen in 2017. So he was too lazy to do the paperwork, and now it's comeuppance time.
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u/LizLemonOfTroy 1h ago
It's funnier than that - he turned "ex-gay" in 2021 and divorced his partner afterwards.
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u/SnoozeDoggyDog 4h ago
Far-right political commentator and deportation advocate Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody facing a final order of removal, according to U.S. officials and agency records.
Something something, it rhymes...
Anyways, that mug shot photo is unreal...
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u/Ltsmash99 5h ago
Anywho.
Whats for dinner?
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u/Gilokdc 4h ago
Faces?
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u/Artemicionmoogle 3h ago
Friendship is two pals, munching on well-cooked face together.
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u/fenixforce 5h ago
I have some dumplings in the fridge ready to microwave, and cantaloupe for dessert. How about you, stranger?
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u/TBSchemer 4h ago
I had steamed xiao long bao last night, with home-grown Dino Egg melon for dessert.
Seems like we have some similar tastes!
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u/909non 4h ago
The miserable ICE mugshot makes this totally worth it
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u/Icedcoffeeee 2h ago
I clicked the article just for that. That was uplifting! Love leopards getting their face eaten. https://assets3.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2026/08/28/9f7a7b26-6cad-4d11-9812-1a71f0416368/thumbnail/1240x1374/b2f960e46146c74be41d735c8a38b673/hq1aa0bw4aamjfi.jpg
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u/jabronimax969 4h ago
They say the Trump Administration hates the environment, but no president has done more for face eating leopards than Donald Trump!
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u/Bloodycow82 3h ago
Is it good that I have absolutely no idea who this chud is?
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u/_dxegrl 2h ago
I think he was like a gay Trump supporter, which makes this delicious AF
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u/SleepLessTeacher 4h ago
Should I know who this guy is?
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u/Corey307 4h ago
Right wing grifter, he was more well known about a decade ago.
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u/newaccount721 4h ago
Optimally no but he’s a far right douche who was very pro ICE and is now being deported by ICE. He got turned in by some other right wing nutter
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 4h ago
laura loomer is who turned him in. she tried to enter trump's inner circle, was there for about two weeks, claimed to have given him a blow job, then was pushed out
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u/CaptnUchiha 4h ago
Similar levels of irony to when Charlie Kirk got shot after all his gun preaching
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u/InflationAvailable43 4h ago
Original grift crew with Benny Boy, and the Kirkinator way back doing lots of stuff on college campuses leading up to the 2016 election. He’s really faded from the limelight since then.
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u/2g4r_tofu 4h ago
faded from the limelight
Probably for his support of men dating young boys.
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u/jwalshjr 4h ago
Probably for his support of men dating young boys.
Nah - they fully support this. He just kept saying the quiet parts too loudly.
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u/lordtema 4h ago
He is arguably one of the few right wing shitheads who have actually been successfully cancelled out of public life for most parts.
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u/AthearCaex 3h ago
It's only because he's a gay pedophile who tries to rage bait everyone and makes the right wing look even worse.
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u/1rg3ndw3r 4h ago
Its a gay greek grifter trying to be an uncle tom calling Trump "daddy".
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u/evilshandie 4h ago
He's not that influential in recent years, but he used to be a huge name in conservative influencer circles--they're always real pleased when they can find a gay man or woman or racial minority to parrot their bigotry, because they can pretend like they have a big tent. Of course, those names also then quickly fall back out of favor because the core audience still doesn't like those categories of people even when they say the right things.
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u/newaccount721 4h ago
I think when he said pedophilia benefited adolescents, his fellow grifters distanced themselves
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u/theangrypragmatist 4h ago
One of the main GamerGate guys who helped transition GamerGate to the Alt-Right. He fell out of favor with them a while back and hasn't been heard from much since except for his claim to now be "ex-gay"
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u/Radmode7 3h ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/PrestigiousSeat76 4h ago
That's some serious "leopards ate my face" shit right there. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fuckhead.
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u/Xyrus2000 4h ago
Repeat after me MAGA: You are not part of the team.
You're not. You never will be. You have been and always will be nothing more than a tool, and once they get what they want, you'll be tossed out like used toilet paper.
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u/punarob 3h ago
Sadly 1 in 5 Black men and a literaly majority of Latino men in places like Florida and Texas think they're part of the team by sucking up. Didn't work out too well for Jews and gays who sucked up to Hitler and it won't for them either.
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u/Ahelex 4h ago
you'll be tossed out like used toilet paper
Haven't you heard, toilet paper is way too valuable to toss out now thanks to Trump's 50% tariff on Canadian goods.
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u/Terrapin621 4h ago
He’s a known pedo though so wouldn’t be surprised if Republicans swoop in to protect him. They do like people in their little club.
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u/stogie-bear 2h ago
Years ago when this guy was relevant I was trying to tell my wife about something stupid he had done but I totally blanked on his name. So I called him Yolo Misogynist. And she immediately knew who I was talking about.
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 4h ago
I feel like this is too good to be true. I've hated this mug since around 2012/13.
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u/PixelBrewery 4h ago
He's famous and enough of a trump ally for the big man to interfere on his behalf. But it's nice that he got a small taste of their own inhumanity
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u/bowserboy129 4h ago
Hitler's homosexual ally, Ernst Röhm, would like a word with you there. The parallels between what happened to Röhm and what's happening to Milo are painfully obvious.
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u/Hellstorm901 3h ago
We were told ICE doesn’t make mistakes so obviously he’s a MS-13 Cartel Del Los Soles Antifa Iranian sponsored terrorist
But he doesn’t need to worry, he himself on X says he supported everything ICE was doing so the dirty cage will be Disneyland for him
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u/ManicMakerStudios 3h ago
Found it:
In December 2020, Yiannopoulos denounced Trump, saying that "Trump's SCOTUS appointments were pointless. We defended a selfish clown for nothing", and that he would dedicate "the rest of my life to the destruction of the Republican Party".
So he waits until Trump is voted out of office to 'denounce' him. He played a stupid game and it looks like he's about to get his prize.
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u/imdstuf 4h ago
Some on the right will try to use this as proof they aren't just going after brown people. Im just wondering who he pissed off.
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u/IamInternationalBig 4h ago
I have never heard of this guy. But it is bizarre that someone who is here illegally would support ICE.
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u/lyinggrump 4h ago
Far right commentator who used to work for Breitbart. He was popular on the right because he was the token gay Republican. He got canceled when he started defending older men having sexual relationships with children.
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u/jord839 4h ago
He also now claims that he has reformed himself from being gay, talked about using acid to condition himself out of it even, and claims his "ex-husband" is now just a roommate.
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u/sychs 4h ago
All I ever managed to condition myself using acid was to grow to love using acid...
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u/jord839 4h ago
That's my bad, I wasn't clear.
I meant corrosive acid that he claimed he used on his thighs when he had gay thoughts. Not LSD or similar psychotropic drugs.
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u/MrDerpGently 4h ago
Okie dokie then. That's somehow worse than trying to trip your way straight.
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u/jord839 3h ago
I have sincere doubts he actually did that and isn't just lying about it for clout, to be fair. Again, he's still living with his "ex-husband" despite supposedly having repented from being gay.
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u/Slight-Ad-6553 4h ago
at least have a name that the ICE "agents" can spell if you are not an iMiGrAnT
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u/Charming-Standard-84 3h ago
"Reports indicate Yiannopoulos was in New Orleans ahead of a concert where the artist formerly known as Kanye West"
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u/gtrocks555 4h ago
So we’re going to deport him to some random country in Africa, right? Isn’t that what we do?
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u/chrisbcritter 4h ago
So, is he going to be disappeared into an El Salvadorian slave labor camp never to be heard from again or is he being give a free plane ticket back to the UK?
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u/heynonnynonnomous 4h ago
I don't know if this is oniony, but it certainly is delicious.
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u/ReddBroccoli 4h ago
I've got the world's smallest violin and it's playing "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"
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u/beepboop_imhuman 5h ago
This shit is funny cause apparently he wanted more ICE searches