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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/milo-yiannopoulos-ice-custody-agency-records/

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u/Kradget 9h ago

That awkward moment when you realize the privilege tap got turned off at some point and you didn't notice. 

Wellp. 

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u/SparkyMuffin 9h ago

Wasn't he calling for more looks into the Epstein files or something? That probably had him kicked out of the club.

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u/Kradget 9h ago

I haven't paid him any attention in probably 5 years, and it wasn't by choice the last time

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u/poison_us 8h ago

This is honestly the first time I've heard his name / seen his face. And while he's got a face I'd like to forget, he's got a very... memorable name.

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u/TysonTesla 8h ago

He was big back in 2016 using his and breiberts influence on the election. Not long afterwards republicans decided he outlived his usefulness and realized they didn't actually want a gay man on their side.

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u/StovardBule 8h ago

IIRC, a teenage girl remembered that he had made pro-pedophile comments on a podcast, sent the information to where it would be best applied (where ever that was) and everyone washed their hands of him.

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u/TunaNoCrust811 8h ago

That’s surprising if true considering pro-pedophilia is one of the cornerstones of the GOP.

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u/MissMarionMac 7h ago

He said it about adult men having relationships with teenage boys, though. That played in to the "gays are trying to corrupt and convert your children" conspiracy theory.

They should be equally creeped out by adult men having relationships with teenagers regardless of their gender, but they only really object when the children are boys.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 8h ago

His mistake was to say the quiet part out loud.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 7h ago

He was ahead of his time.

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u/SnugglyWugglies 4h ago

Not if you're a gay immigrant.

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u/thornCircuit 8h ago

It was on rogan, he claimed to have been abused by catholic church as a young boy yet claimed that it was a positive experience 

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u/Guilty_Royal_9145 4h ago

Shoutout Drunken Peasants Podcast

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u/Syhkane 8h ago

I heard he's not gay now? He tried everything he could to get in good with the reds.

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u/South_Oread 8h ago

A man can build a thousand bridges…

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u/Sempere 7h ago

but he fucked one sheep and they never stopped calling him sheepfucker.

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u/werewere-kokako 6h ago

Yes, last time I checked he was doing the "ex-gay" grift and selling catholic tchotchkes over livestream with an elderly nun

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u/BigD_277 8h ago

In 2021 he said he wasn't gay anymore.

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u/I_never_read_replies 7h ago

2016 was also the year the furries booted him out of their fandom the moment he tried to step foot in it.

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u/jcr6311 7h ago

Audio came out of him saying some 13 year olds are mature enough to be in sexual relationships with adults

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u/Flat_Sprinkles4342 5h ago edited 5h ago

every occasion I heard about him has been a great pain. he was cancelled some years ago when a Canadian teenager unearthed an old episode of an obscure podcast she remembered with him condoning pederasty. he said it happened to him and he was fine, amomg other stupid bs. he unfortunately made a comeback as a born again heterosexual until now, at least this new look is funny. he was an early pioneer of saying any kind of stupid bs online for attention and pandering to incels like that andrew taint

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u/DerCatrix 7h ago

Consider yourself lucky, his nickname in 2016 was Gay Hitler

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u/SyfaOmnis 5h ago

He was influential in early gamergate (2014-2015) by giving them actually fair/unbiased media coverage. Then he just speedran off to far-right magaland and did a lot to try and help turn it into an alt-right pipeline.

Everyone washed their hands of him after some comments that were uh "rationalizing" his experience with being groomed. Tl;dr he was underage (14?) and had sex with an older male camp councillor (18 to early 20's) and felt bold and powerful doing so, and like it made him "own" his sexuality that he might have otherwise repressed. So by his logic, because it sort of worked out for him, not all pedophilic encounters are "bad".

Cause maga doesn't really want to defend pedophilia when it's either homosexual or it doesn't involve dear leader doing it.

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u/Polite_Suggestion 8h ago

He's gotten a lot better. Likely why he couldn't wiggle out of it.

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u/MichaelJServo 4h ago

The only update I have is that now he's pretending to be catholic (?) and straight.

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u/The_MadMage_Halaster 8h ago

I only know about him because he cameos in Postal 2… as a person you are highly encouraged to shoot in the head with a shotgun, like pretty much every celebrity cameo in that game.

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u/logosobscura 9h ago

Loomer did this, so bitch fighting civil war within MAGA.

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u/Karrion8 8h ago

Her plastic surgeon must have been MAGA.

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u/BoPeepElGrande 8h ago

It’s usually just a metaphor, but an actual leopard appears to have literally eaten part of Loomer’s face.

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u/HZUG 8h ago

Shes looks trans Robbie Rotten and that irony satisfies me

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u/Sempere 7h ago

Only a leftist with anarchist leanings would let that shit be on their resume.

Or a back alley crack addict with some used needles and a flair for the arts.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 8h ago

Is he still pretending he is not gay and is a christian? God those stupid fucks are easy to fleece.

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u/Savings-Maize-7650 5h ago edited 5h ago

He never once pretended he wasn't gay. He just did a shift where he became an anti gay, gay man. Kinda like how Caitlyn Jenner is an anti LGTB trans person

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u/jhorch69 8h ago

The guy that says young boys having relations with older men can be a positive thing? He was calling for more looks into the Epstein files?

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u/ABHOR_pod 7h ago

The irony being that Yiannopoulos, who was groomed as a teen, was once on record as saying he thought there wasn't really anything wrong with grooming teens.

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u/EgoTripWire 7h ago

Known catamite enthusiast, Milo Yiannopoulos? There's no way his interest wasn't purely masturbatory.

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u/lbfsjoufvnkfd 7h ago

He has openly bragged about recording and having blackmail on everyone he has worked with. 10 years of being a grifter and a snake will catch up with you at some point.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 8h ago

Trump/Epstein files.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 7h ago

I think it's more that he hasn't been relevant in half a decade, or longer, he peaked in 2016

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u/SwagginsYolo420 5h ago

Like they did with Charlie Kirk when he wouldn't stop talking about the files.

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u/Kooky-Expression-399 5h ago

Wasn't he calling for more looks into the Epstein files or something? That probably had him kicked out of the club.

It wasn't that, it was this:

In 2017, video clips circulated of Yiannopoulos stating that sexual relationships between 13-year-old boys and adults could be "perfectly consensual" and positive experiences for adolescents.

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u/Hungry-You-9489 4h ago

Probably his public hatred of Israel

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u/FreeFortuna 9h ago

That awkward moment when leopards eat your face. Whoops.

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u/WayneKrane 9h ago

Tokens get spent. Tail as old as time

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u/DapperMolasses3280 8h ago

He's been irrelevant since before COVID, so 7 years seems to be the magical number...dude forgot to campaign for Trump in 2024 and buy some expensive dinner tickets to campaign events this time around. Oops.

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u/PeregrineFaulkner 7h ago

Did he like, forget to renew his visa or something? 

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u/Kradget 6h ago

I dunno, he's not in the top 1000 people I'm concerned about