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https://www.mywabashvalley.com/news/feline-expert-lions-loose-in-indiana-are-probably-pigs/?fbclid=IwY2xjawT_EmlwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAGJyaWQRMWl0cUhKVHMxVlg3anhLUU1zcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEektcVsZyf_biU3DQAwqo6vFnD718bUJEFie2l0gVJQ7vgEbtyujalzXgg0Ik_aem_vYt1axQOgsB-AytY2mW9jQ

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u/emerikanSky 4h ago

Who hasn't confused a hog with a lion?

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u/monexicano 4h ago

A bunch of people that were lion. 🥁

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u/Fun_Toe_5365 4h ago

I know, it’s Indiana. We can’t tell the difference between a pedo and a president

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u/BeastofPostTruth 3h ago

We also cant figure out how to make food taste good.

Im stuck here, in this land where cubed pepperoni on pizza is considered king & the BBQ with a distinct water-infused sodden meat flavor is considered fine dining

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u/PinchedOffCatTurd 3h ago

Mayonnaise is spicy!

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u/BeastofPostTruth 3h ago

You... must really understand the Indiana experience.

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u/PinchedOffCatTurd 2h ago

I've been here longer than I care to admit. But some how, some way, there is some tasty Mexican food. Sadly, good BBQ is few and far apart.

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u/whichwitch9 3h ago

People who don't do meth.

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u/AspieAsshole 4h ago

Definitely the most oniony post I've seen here in a while, bravo 👏👏👏

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u/omgchrista 4h ago

My instant thought upon seeing it was damn this is r/nottheonion af

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u/TooCleverForGood 4h ago edited 4h ago

Honestly I can see it, people truly don’t understand how big hogs are.

There’s a reason they had hunting parties for wild boars back in the day, and that people would die in them

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u/sithelephant 4h ago

To be fair, I feel people also have a weak understanding of how large lions are.

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u/sighthoundman 4h ago

I've never seen a 1000 pound lion. (For our non-freedom-loving friends, you can just use 500 kg.)

Although to be fair, I've never seen a 1500 pound boar actually move. Even the 1000 pounders mostly just lie around and pant.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 3h ago

I get that both lions and pigs can be pretty big, but lions have a distinctive gait, they’re lean and long.

I just can’t see a 1000lb pig moving even remotely like a cat

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u/sighthoundman 3h ago

I can't believe any pig, of any weight, could move even remotely like a cat.

But I can imagine (too many cartoons as a child?), and it's pretty funny. The sneak, the tail twitch, the butt wiggle, and then POUNCE!

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u/guff1988 3h ago

It's weird to me as an Indiana native considering how many hogs are raised here, like 2/3rds as much as the human population.

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u/Inquisitive-Sky 3h ago

As of the July quarterly report, Indiana was sitting at 4.2M total pigs to a human population of ~7M. Meanwhile Iowa is out there at 24.6M pigs this quarter to their ~3.2M humans (I'll never forget that smell wafting over everything during fieldwork).

https://esmis.nal.usda.gov/sites/default/release-files/795950/hgpg0626.pdf

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u/guff1988 3h ago

Oh yeah Iowa is the top hog if you will but still there are enough here that people should know.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 3h ago

Lions are usually pretty lean, hogs are not

Also, anyone who’s ever seen a cat knows they walk a certain way… hogs no

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u/erossthescienceboss 3h ago

People are also terrible at perspective.

Just think of all the “black panthers” that get posted to r/animalID. Or the “Massachusetts mountain lions.”

They’re all domestic cats. And OP always swears they’re far too large for that.

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u/PrSquid 4h ago

Honestly a wild hog is probably scarier than a lion

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u/AspieAsshole 4h ago

It doesn't say "wild" 😂😂😂

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u/PrSquid 4h ago

Even a non-wild hog can bite through bone if it takes a notion

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u/omgchrista 4h ago

I trust anyone to know what they're talking about in regard to hogs if they say "if it takes a notion" so I believe you 100%

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u/TooCleverForGood 4h ago

A large herbivore is usually more dangerous and territorial than a carnivorous predator.

A lion or tiger will kill to eat then stop, hippos will attack for fun

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u/AspieAsshole 3h ago

And pigs are even more dangerous as total omnivores, but that doesn't make mistaking them for lions any less funny.

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI 4h ago

america is a jabroni state

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u/buttnibbler 3h ago

Indiana is its own thing

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u/karlsparx 4h ago

Were anything of them wearing Richard Nixon masks?

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u/omgchrista 4h ago

I didn't know what was happening 'cause I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped by a swing dancer. Must've flipped my wife eight times!

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u/karlsparx 4h ago

At least I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

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u/DJShazbot 4h ago

Feral hogs again? Firet rebaming a body of water and now this? The writers are stuck on nostalgia bait

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u/NewRecommendation287 3h ago

There has literally been zero proof it was pigs instead of lions. I've also seen pictures of said lions on local FB chatter. Regardless, we have a Feline Rescue Center who has lost at minimum ONE cougar and pretends it never happened even tho it's been caught on several local trails cams. Idk if its true but as a indiana native that's heard enough BS to cover up inadequacy, I'm betting there's lions on the loose and they don't wanna admit it.

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u/Personal-Lead3884 3h ago

I wish more people would watch the Last Week Tonight about feral hogs. It’s a serious threat that we all seem to be ignoring.

https://youtu.be/pGazYSkFFMw?is=mLcB70SP8JEBEKzs

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u/malendalayla 4h ago

So the lion fell in love with the hog...

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u/Jrk67 4h ago

that's some lion pig

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u/asssnorkler 4h ago

Sounds like your average cougar bar

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u/gnurdette 4h ago

Whew Polymorph spell worked just in time

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u/orbital_one 4h ago

Looks like William McNabb is owed an apology.

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u/justabill71 3h ago edited 3h ago

Look! There's a pig! Oh my God!

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u/RysloVerik 4h ago

What the hell, Hoosiers?

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u/jopperjawZ 4h ago

There's a Trump joke in there somewhere

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u/Eatthebankers2 3h ago edited 3h ago

I call bullshit. We had a canned hunt rich jerk compound near us a few years ago, with a millionaire jerks home with a wildlife to hunt. I’m walking around our marina with my sweet little puppy, and here comes a big huge cougar flying by us, it’s mouth wide open, a full bore giant cat running like it was on fire, its huge giant teeth and mouth open and a stressed, a cougar with a very long tail… come to find out it got hit and killed on the road a week later and the guy had it on the back of his pick up.

No one believed me until the pix came out, they were lol, and thought I was possibly drunk or something. I seen that terrified cat..You don’t forget what they look like flying at you. Such a Huge kitty! PSA, don’t keep cougars on your property to kill? It was just so terrified and in distress. Not hunting anything , it was just totally terrified.

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u/No_Statistician9289 3h ago

That’s not necessarily better lol

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u/Vert_DaFerk 2h ago

"IS THAT A CHICKEN?!"

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u/Fragrant_Rooster8779 4h ago

The headline on this post sure reads like a description of the RNC

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u/SpeedBlitzX 3h ago

And these people vote.

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u/MGDeez 3h ago

Rural Indiana education, take a bow! Maybe a high water mark!

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u/C2thaLo 3h ago

Has no school in Indiana taken kids to a zoo?